Metal Sludge Gossip Board

Chip Z'Hoy wrote:1. What are you currently up to? This is where your shit gets plugged. Like prison.

2. What were you in prison for?

3. Do you snort meth, smoke it, or shoot it?

4. Of these celebs you've met while bouncing at The Lucky Lady, who was the coolest?
A. Todd Bridges
B. Corey Feldman
C. Jacko from the old Energizer commercials
D. That old guy who's married to Amy Fisher
E. Tara Reid

5. Do you think you could have saved Tupac?

6. Is your wife sick of watching Casino?

7. When you were a kid on the tough streets of New York, did you ever dream about going to New York City? Could your parents not afford the 3 hour trip?

8. Generally prisoners spend a lot of time reading. Why can't you spell worth a shit?

9. Did you make pruno, like Tommy Lee?

10. What M.O.D. song did you walk down the aisle to?

11. You are convinced of Bill Cosby's guilt. Is it because you were cornholed so much in prison?

12. As self-appointed leader and spokesperson of The Lounge, do you have any further ambitions? Perhaps one day being second-in-command to Muppet Butt on the Gossip Board?

13. Your first day in prison, did you find the meanest, toughest guy in the lunchroom and proceed to get your ass handed to you by him?

14. Did anyone wipe a booger in your green beans?

15. In a town filled with impersonators, ever see an impersonator way better than the real thing? Example: Username CHA0S.

16. Are your teeth hanging in there?

17. Name a subject you're not an expert on.

18. Your kung fu in flamewars is legendary. Do you feel that people break your balls just for a little demonstration from the master himself?

19. Who is the richest person whose barf you had to clean up?

20. Rate these fellow inmates on a scale of 1-10, in terms of lovemaking:
Tyrell Brassington Wallingford
Orville "Hot Dice" Remar
Manuel DeSanterias
Scratchy Dave Collins
Shlomo Weinstein D.D.S.
The guy with HATE on his forehead, forgot his name
Phil Spector

Chip Z'Hoy wrote:Look who got added to The Pussy List!

SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:KAOS, just answer the questions and quit stalling.

Chip Z'Hoy wrote:His refusal to answer very simple questions is downright Cosbyan of him.

exitflagger wrote:He won't answer this thread but he has made 15 (mostly longwinded) posts today alone.

It's been only since around this time last year that he started up here again and he's got almost 8000 posts already. He's on some kind of meth-fuelled mission to single-handedly bring the board IQ down to single digits. Post after post after post… yammering on and on… never fucking saying anything worth reading.

I remember the good old days when tweakers used to flap their gums incessantly to people around them IRL, instead of shitting up the internet with a ceaseless flow of inane prattle.

KAOS wrote: These questions blow, make no sense, and I said I will not answer them as they do not pertain to me.

KAOS wrote:capesh?

3. Capisce: This formal Italian term meaning “understand” is employed in English as a slang interrogative equivalent to “You know what I mean?” (Notice that capisci is also correct, as it’s the equivalent of capisce in the second person).

KAOS wrote:koresh?

Danzig in the Dark wrote:

KAOS wrote:capesh?

3. Capisce: This formal Italian term meaning “understand” is employed in English as a slang interrogative equivalent to “You know what I mean?” (Notice that capisci is also correct, as it’s the equivalent of capisce in the second person).

http://www.dailywritingtips.com/15-fore ... correctly/

KAOS wrote:

Danzig in the Dark wrote:

KAOS wrote:capesh?

3. Capisce: This formal Italian term meaning “understand” is employed in English as a slang interrogative equivalent to “You know what I mean?” (Notice that capisci is also correct, as it’s the equivalent of capisce in the second person).

http://www.dailywritingtips.com/15-fore ... correctly/

Yeah, I am not Italian. Thank you for that insightful lesson though.

KAOS wrote:You are a complete homo and you must crave my penis because you sure swing from it.

exitflagger wrote:

KAOS wrote:You are a complete homo and you must crave my penis because you sure swing from it.

You must have a tough time with sexual relations when you obviously can't tell "penis swinging" (whatever the fuck that is) from having a foot broke off in your ass.

So how long were you in the pen, Doo Doo? It was for meth wasn't it? Say something stupid to confirm a "yes" to that question.

KAOS wrote:

exitflagger wrote:

KAOS wrote:You are a complete homo and you must crave my penis because you sure swing from it.

You must have a tough time with sexual relations when you obviously can't tell "penis swinging" (whatever the fuck that is) from having a foot broke off in your ass.

So how long were you in the pen, Doo Doo? It was for meth wasn't it? Say something stupid to confirm a "yes" to that question.

LOL - you are not capable of breaking any foot off in my ass WizardTits. You are whack, and genuinely corny. Just because you have some backup from peeps that dislike me, does not make you a winner by any means. I get a good laugh at your lame posts and sleep comfortably at night. At this point you should stop trying, as you keep embarrassing yourself. I also suggest you step aside and give control of the Wackpack to Noid or DC. The club is losing it's appeal and zingability under your watch. Time for new leadership.

exitflagger wrote: Say something stupid to confirm a "yes" to that question.

KAOS wrote:

KAOS wrote:

Chip Z'Hoy wrote:KAOS knowledge of this seems to come wholly from the movie City of God.

And the fact that I spent two weeks down there a couple years ago. Plus I work with a bunch of Brazilians. Have a lot of them here in Vegas working in hospitality as we have a lot of wealthy Brazilians traveling here.

As soon as MurrayFiend's mommy lets him travel alone or out of her site, I invite him to come down here. I will meet him at the airport, confiscate his passport and put his Twink ass to work on the strip. That gay juvi-stache he rocks will be a big earner w/ the old men.