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He still doesn't grasp the context of the picture about the stabbing thing. How is that possible? Goddamn. A fucking 7 year old could figure it out.

Ironmelt is the age-old internet cliche of the guy trying to create an online persona that's everything he's not. And he failed hilariously.

Says he graduated at the top of his college class but can barely spell or even understand basic message board communication.

Tries to portray himself as a big dick stud, is actually an old fat guy.

Claims over and over again that he doesn't take any of this seriously, then tries to get someone banned for making fun of him--in a thread called "NONE of this is worth getting riled up over," no less.

He seems obsessed with how often Exit and I get laid which I'm guessing means he hasn't gotten his dick wet since Reagan.

Pathetic. Any way you look at it, this is a sad, crazy human being. And he's so clueless, he thinks he's the first person to think of doing this.

Ironman wrote:If that is how he actually views this, then he needs to remove The rules of conduct post, or at least take them no longer a sticky, and let them slowly fall to the bottom so their physical position will be equal to the value that is apparently put up on them

Let me lay it out so that even a creaton can understand it.

The picture depicts somebody who is enraged enough to be violent but is still smiling in kind of a demented way which is a strange conflict of messages. That guy is depicted as you (creaton), drawing a similarity to your palpable anger (riled) that you mask with passive nonsense and laffy emoticons. Chip quoted the picture as something you said simply because that's how you come across. You took it as him threatening you and trying to hide it by attaching your name as the one who said it. That is erroneous and betrays amazing stupidity.

You obviously don't know how to interpret jokes and you are also completely unaware of how transparent your little I'm-not-angry act is either. You have no self awareness of your own skeeviness, your witlessness and your complete uselessness to this forum. It's also obvious that you have started posting more lately mainly because you don't want to give people here the satisfaction of your absence and you feel that being here more is irritating to some of us. In fact, there are a lot of us who enjoy making you look stupid. It's funny and REALLY easy to do.

No need to get all mad and post a bunch of laffys again; I'm just telling you how it is.

I assumed Ironmelt understood exactly what I meant, which is why he edited it when he quoted me. And then when he sent the link for The Great Narc-Out of '14, he linked to his post, and not mine.

I may have given him too much credit. I have yet to see him comprehend the most basic of human conversations. I shouldn't have raised the bar so high for the poor guy.

Listen Ironman, none of this is worth gett--


Oh, right...

The little no pussy getting pickle kisser posted the gif,

A blind man can see that that kinda BS is his doing, regardless of how he switched the quoted name

I assume his longing for the female attention that never comes is at the root of his warped personality. Just a guess

SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:Listen Ironman, none of this is worth gett--


Oh, right...

Can I get that hug now? I think you owe me -at least- one hug.

It's weird that his mental break has somehow turned him into slicer.

What the hell is he talking about?

Ironman wrote:
Can I get that hug now? I think you owe me -at least- one hug.

Taken from the HMZ play book.

Ironman wrote:The little no pussy getting pickle kisser posted the gif,

A blind man can see that that kinda BS is his doing, regardless of how he switched the quoted name

Wait... Are you saying you think people believe you originally posted the gif? That that was DC's intention? And you're trying to set them straight on that?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

EvilRockPosh wrote: What the fuck is wrong with you?

He's all riled up.
He needs to pull himself to pieces.

exitflagger wrote:

Creaton wrote:
"SERENITY NOW!!!"

I'm confused.

Ironmelt never said this. But here you are saying he did.

YOU'RE saying it!

None of this is worth getting oiled up over.

Honestly, it never occurred to me that he could be so stupid that he could interpret that post as me saying I want to stab him or that I'm trying to set him up in some way. God's honest truth. I've been on this board going on 8 years and I've never seen anyone that stupid.

He might be mentally retarded in which case I'll feel bad--a mentally retarded person thinks I'm going to stab them. Not a great feeling.

Chip Z'Hoy wrote:

exitflagger wrote:

Creaton wrote:
"SERENITY NOW!!!"

I'm confused.

Ironmelt never said this. But here you are saying he did.

YOU'RE saying it!

I'm sure he's already reported me to the proper authorities.

Rafi isn't even the best comparison, I don't know what he's so upset about. Sexually, they're both very gross and creepy but it ends there. People like Rafi.

Ironmelt is the guy from Bad Santa who confronts Billy Bob in the parking lot, insisting he's not gay before trying to rape him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPfG_ih_Qlo

Though he does say "You're as queer as a ten dollar bill" so maybe Machado too?

I actually just got new contacts that aren't exactly -effective- so excuse any typos or misspellings

Anyway,

Announcement: I want to revise my "I consider everyone a friend" statement


Chip is no longer on my friend list. Nor is that back stabbing Stevie


stoner beast is off the list as well





Hate to do it but you people have brought this on yourselves

Mess with the bull, get the horn.

Maybe I'll reconsider at some point but I can't make any promises

Alright, pussy, I think we're done with you. Go get yourself banned now.

What will I ever do at Metal Sludge with one less groupie?

Mark Felt, please.

Why use an attractive girl for your expressions ?




I said you were attractive by asshole standards.

Asshole standards are far from normal standards

if you were at a party and found a drunk chubby chaser you may then get some action.

SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:You are a fucking daffodil.

LMGDAO

All the gold in this thread, and this ^^^ is what made me snork coffee through my nose.

Ironman wrote:Why use an attractive girl for your expressions ?



I said you were attractive by asshole standards.

Asshole standards are far from normal standards

if you were at a party and found a drunk chubby chaser you may then get some action.

You had to post a fake picture with a helmet on from a distance because you're so fucking ugly. I'd suggest stop judging everyone else's looks, pussy. Women aren't bothered by being called ugly by a man they'd never touch anyway.

I think someone needs a hug.

As the thread title reads "nothing to get riled over"

Now you better calm your ass down and take this hug while it's offered

You invest way too much effort into not being riled.

No shit.

Danzig in the Dark wrote:You invest way too much effort into not being riled.

I am riled, now

I swallow my pride, Go out on a limb and Offer a heartfelt message of peace and friendship in the middle of this den of iniquity, of all places, the haters forum, only to get it thrown back in my face

Talk about humiliating. Spat in the face.

The gloves are officially off. You can now label me as being officially RILED!

A few bad apples have ruined it for you all and as a result, the reprocussions will be;

-My vast medical knowledge that Was carefully gained from reading DRs office posters will no longer be at everyone's disposal.

-Assholes will be called assholes. No pussy getters will be called No pussy getters. Lard asses, etc, same treatment


- I will no longer put effort into exuding the usual and expected charming and warm disposition so many look forward to and enjoy from my postings. From this point forward I will conduct myself in whatever manner I feel like at the time. And that'll be determined by my mood. And be forewarned; at times, I can be a buster

-The dark horses and downtrodden of the group will be supported even more fervently from this point forward. They may even get organized and as a result, rise up under my leadership to overtake this board. Revolution may be at hand.


Bottom line; those who read my posts and normally walk away with a smile will now be walking away with a frown or look of sorrow. Seeing me change like this is gonna be hard on a lot of you, and for that I am sorry

But The board as a whole has itself to blame for this by not keeping your bad apples in check ; you made your bed......