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Motherfucker posted this SIX times!

yeahbuddy wrote:You go boy!!
The "Levster" in action!!

Now, we all know the origins here. He was jacking off and went "That guy looks like Crazy Levi." So he finished up, clicked "Save Image" and his first attempt at comedy was born.

It made Heenan's "funniest posts" thread...which really, if you need me to scientifically prove that this is terrible humor, there it is.

Yeahbuddy, if you're out there, if you reading... We get it. You found a bald guy. Levi's bald. Now, if you found a porn pic with that guy in an Indiana Jones hat...

But you didn't. I would get it if Levi said "HOW FUCKING DARE YOU" and you wanted to get in his craw. That didn't happen. It went to the top of the Heenan charts but, until now, it was otherwise unacknowledged.

You have been unapologetically racist and, honestly, this is the most offensive thing you've posted so far, this begging you're doing for someone, anyone, to recognize that, yes, Levi is bald and, yes, this guy is also bald, and how funny it is that "Levi" is...eating pussy?

It's not even gay porn! HMZ would've outdone you here and he's got mild autism!

Nevermind me pay no attention.

Yeah fuckin Buddy...it's not exactly news that repetition is his thing - remember when he almost got banned for posting that nude of the Journey guy 15 times?

But nobody - and I mean nobody, not even Hungwell at his skullet-denial finest - has latched on to the me-being-bald thing quite like Yeahbuddy.

Whenever he sees or thinks of ANYTHING bald, he thinks of me. If he's watching sports, a concert, a movie, TV, or just jacking off, anything fucking bald and he rushes over to his keyboard to fire off some dope Sludge.

Remember the live-news-killer? He almost looked bald in a picture!!! It's gotta be me!!!

This dude eating pussy? He's bald! So that's funny for some reason, and I'll post it 10 times in random threads!

Some random band in 2001?

yeahbuddy wrote:I think that's Crazy Levi on guitar.

Some other band thread?

yeahbuddy wrote:Is that Crazy Levi on keyboards?

Bret Michaels on Fox and Friends?

yeahbuddy wrote:Is that Crazy Levi on bass?

yet another fucking Bret thread?

yeahbuddy wrote:Is that Crazy Levi on bass?
The guy is wearing a New York City tshirt.

Will the real Crazy Levi please Stand Up? thread

yeahbuddy wrote:

(I have no idea what that picture was, but I'm guessing it was a bald guy)

Seriously...what is wrong with this fucking guy? That's just the tip of the iceberg of his bald stalking. I had no idea how much this racist idiot was obsessed with me until this hatas thread actually got me looking.

If he really thinks the "comparing me to every bald person on the planet" angle is gonna one day win him a flame war - or anything more than from half-wits like Blue Train or Heenan - good fucking luck.

What did you do to him that inflamed his ass so much he's become an Old Faithful of butthurt?

Danzig in the Dark wrote:What did you do to him that inflamed his ass so much he's become an Old Faithful of butthurt?

No idea. I'm one of about a dozen Sludgers who routinely calls him out on being a witless, brainless, dickless, racist moron.

But I guess I'm the only bald one?

Man, it would be amazing if we could get all those guys together and form an all Crazy Levis band called...The Crazy Levis.

Chip Z'Hoy wrote:Man, it would be amazing if we could get all those guys together and form an all Crazy Levis band called...The Crazy Levis.

I'd bet they would do a GREAT cover of "Pinball Wizard".