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Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."

Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 10:49 pm
by Chip Z'Hoy
What a homo.

Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 1:31 pm
by Machado
Chip Z'Hoy wrote:Friends call me Chip & I am a homo.
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Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 1:35 pm
by Turner Coates
Machado wrote: Bend over. This won't hurt a bit.

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Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 1:37 pm
by Tommy2Tone84
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Chip and Killeverythingbill the morning after a Megadave show.

Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 1:40 pm
by Tommy2Tone84
Turner Coates wrote:
I popped Chip's cherry our senior year of high school
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Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 2:32 pm
by Gritt
Matardo and 2tard is my new favorite tag team ever.

Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 2:55 pm
by Turner Coates
Tommy2Tone84 wrote:
Turner Coates wrote:
I popped Chip's cherry our senior year of high school
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But I put it back in the jar and he never knew who did it.

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Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 3:05 pm
by Machado
Gritt wrote:Matardo and 2tard is my new favorite tag team ever.
You and Chip are the tag team queens
MAS PUTO!

Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 7:49 pm
by Chip Z'Hoy
Gritt wrote:Matardo and 2tard is my new favorite tag team ever.
We got a Winger fan and a Poison fan, both with IQ's under 30.

It's a beautiful sight. :lol:

Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 5:23 pm
by Luminiferous
Tommy2Tone84 wrote:Image


Chip and Killeverythingbill the morning after a Megadave show.
And even gayer? You searched the internet to find that picture to post.... :lol:

Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 8:06 pm
by J. D.
Gritt wrote:Matardo and 2tard is my new favorite tag team ever.
Absolutely this. It's a unstoppable cyclone of bizarre, meaningless insults, perpetual butthurt and serene lack of self-awareness. :lol:

Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 8:19 pm
by Chip Z'Hoy
J. D. wrote:
Gritt wrote:Matardo and 2tard is my new favorite tag team ever.
Absolutely this. It's a unstoppable cyclone of bizarre, meaningless insults, perpetual butthurt and serene lack of self-awareness. :lol:
:lol:

Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 11:19 am
by Machado
J. D. wrote:
Gritt wrote:Matardo and 2tard is my new favorite tag team ever.
Absolutely this. It's a unstoppable cyclone of bizarre, meaningless insults, perpetual butthurt and serene lack of self-awareness. :lol:
Racist. What do Asians have to do with this topic?

Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 1:27 pm
by WhiteHouseSubsAC
Machado wrote:
J. D. wrote:
Gritt wrote:Matardo and 2tard is my new favorite tag team ever.
Absolutely this. It's a unstoppable cyclone of bizarre, meaningless insults, perpetual butthurt and serene lack of self-awareness. :lol:
Racist. What do Asians have to do with this topic?
What? :lol:

Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 3:32 pm
by SeminiferousButtNoid
Tommy2Tard is a chinaman.

Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 6:22 pm
by Gritt
Machado wrote:
J. D. wrote:
Gritt wrote:Matardo and 2tard is my new favorite tag team ever.
Absolutely this. It's a unstoppable cyclone of bizarre, meaningless insults, perpetual butthurt and serene lack of self-awareness. :lol:
Racist. What do Asians have to do with this topic?
I have no words...

Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 10:27 pm
by J. D.
Machado wrote:
J. D. wrote:
Gritt wrote:Matardo and 2tard is my new favorite tag team ever.
Absolutely this. It's a unstoppable cyclone of bizarre, meaningless insults, perpetual butthurt and serene lack of self-awareness. :lol:
Racist. What do Asians have to do with this topic?
Okay, now someone is going to have to explain this to me.

Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2015 12:22 pm
by Turner Coates
Someone put their own slant on things.

Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2015 2:01 pm
by J. D.
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Seriously, though, where the fuck did Matardo get that from? He's like a living non-sequitur. Thank fuck 2Tard hasn't pitched in yet, with "Let's play Beatles songs!" and a fucking nonsensical gif from some shitty sitcom or something.

Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2015 2:33 pm
by Turner Coates
J. D. wrote: Seriously, though, where the fuck did Matardo get that from? He's like a living non-sequitur.
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Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2015 4:43 pm
by Machado
Gritt wrote: I can't speak a word when I have multiple
dongs in my mouth.

Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2015 5:18 pm
by Gritt
Machado wrote:
Gritt wrote: I can't speak a word when I have multiple
dongs in my mouth.
You're probably right. But at least I can still type coherently.

Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2016 11:38 pm
by Machado
Chip Z'Hoy wrote:What a homo.
Chip-I was away all MLK weekend. Not one post. I returned late Monday night to post and how did you react?
You drew wood for the first time since last Thursday :lol:

Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2016 1:15 am
by Chip Z'Hoy
Machado wrote:
Chip Z'Hoy wrote:What a homo.
Chip-I was away all MLK weekend. Not one post. I returned late Monday night to post and how did you react?
You drew wood for the first time since last Thursday :lol:
The reality: You weren't missed and anyone who noticed was hoping you had died.

Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 3:05 pm
by Son_of_Sam_I_Am
Machado wrote:You drew wood

Is this an actual expression? I've never heard it before.

Or do you mean he "slapped iron", Machado?

Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 3:48 pm
by Machado
Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:
Machado wrote:You drew wood

Is this an actual expression? I've never heard it before.

Or do you mean he "slapped iron", Machado?
never heard of slapped iron. what does that mean?

drew wood is very self explanatory

Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 4:10 pm
by Gritt
Machado wrote:
Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:
Machado wrote:You drew wood

Is this an actual expression? I've never heard it before.

Or do you mean he "slapped iron", Machado?
never heard of slapped iron. what does that mean?

drew wood is very self explanatory
Reported.