SikkiNixx: A Compendium of Bullshit

[Mojo]

From the "How many virgins have u fucked??" thread:

"The 4th one was into me cuz I was in a band, so I made a pair of cool rock jeans, and I attached 5 of these metal, star shaped studs down the piece of fabric that sits over top of the zipper, and this virgin girl was grinding me hard, and I knew she knew those studs were there but I still told her to careful what she was doing but I guess she liked it, but it made her bleed... a lot... my cool rock jeans were now stained with clit -blood all over the whole area... Her friend was right beside us on the same bed having sex with my guitarist Tim (RIP) at the time, and when I finished, I took the condom off and it had a decent sized load in it.. like, it had some weight to it... I go "Hey Tim, take this and keep it for me", and it was dark so he didn't know what I had in my hand... he grabbed it and immediately threw it away from his hand... We found it a the next gig, stuck in the back of our bassists amp..."

From "Bros: Do you manscape?"

For sure! Always have and always will.. gotta return the favor...and yes , no girl wants a face full of muff any more than we do.. plus it makes your cock look bigger if that's something you wanna have.. I don't go down right to smooth, I use the shortest setting on the clippers. That way , when shes on top, she sits straight up and grinds back and forth and the stubble stimulates her clit.. we got it all figured out

From "Songs about underage girls"

when ladies pee, the hormones from the pill leak into the water source and don't get filtered out, and girls grow up drinking the water and suddenly their bodies are far more advanced then they would normally be...

From "How old were you when you first saw boobs?"

she was slow/borderline retarded, but great looking even in high school she grew huge melons.. anyways, the slow girl had a veranda in the back that we could crawl under, so I'm under there with my crush, and her retarded friend, and she said I couldn't make out with her unless I made out with retarda.. so I did it.. and retarda had a better body than the chick I liked... so that was cool.. It's a weird few years when puberty starts kicking in... I'd love to go thru it again...

[EvilRockPosh]

His posts are so boring but the pay-off is always insane.

[Hollywood's Burning]

Definite Quantavius vibe from that poster.

[Mojo]

Clitavius.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Sadly, he is a real dude. Been around for a long time. And he's always been a total fucking idiot.

[Olds_71_442]

Sadly, he is a real dude. Been around for a long time. And he's always been a total fucking idiot.

Yep. Definitely not Quantavius. He reminds me a bit of Niceboysdon'tsludge. Long winded and full of shit.

[Mojo]

The band I played with as a teenager had a gig at a party out in the sticks... just tents, outhouses, no showers, just a freezing cold Canadian river... The 2nd night was our set, so the first night we showed up and i didn't know anyone except the guys I went with... So, I got really wasted on the first night... ended up dumping a load in my drawers, which isn't really something I normally do, or something Im proud of, but it's my clothes, my own stuff... who gives a shit... So night 2 comes along, its a great party, a huge crowd, we headlined, all original.. obviously I now had a chick on my arm.. another night of absolutely unnecessary drinking.. and the girl i got with was hanging off me all night and she had a trailer... BONUS... cuz I had a tent, and sleeping bag... so I lucked out not having to sleep on the cold ground... End of the night we get to bed and right away she goes to town on me... And I suddenly remember what I had going on down there... but it was too late... It became evident that she too, realized what I had going on down there, and all she did was come up, look at me with knowing eyes... and I did all I could do.. I said... "I'm sorry... I was lonely last night..." thinking this was it.. but nope, she said "Oh, that's alright, I understand..." and went back down there and cleaned it all up with her tongue... and we had a great night... I'll always remember her because she had 2 different colored eyes.. real ones, not contacts... one was brown, and the other, a beautiful greyish blue... like a wolf... Some girls are just awesome souls.. and she was one of those... we spent the whole long weekend hand in hand..

[Chip Z'Hoy]

What a pathetic and disgusting moron.

[Mojo]

I love that he thinks people will believe this shit. “Yeah, I’m so amazing that bitches will grind themselves bloody against me and lick the crusty remains of two day old loads off my unwashed sack right after meeting me.”
I’m pretty sure “Retarda” is on some board somewhere going “I made out with a retarded boy, once...”

[Gazpacho]

lick the crusty remains of two day old loads off my unwashed sack right after meeting me.”

Not to defend him, but this was not unheard of in the mid-late 80s if your standards were low enough.

And mine were......

[Mojo]

lick the crusty remains of two day old loads off my unwashed sack right after meeting me.”

Not to defend him, but this was not unheard of in the mid-late 80s if your standards were low enough.

And mine were......

So you licked a lot of crusted ballsacks?

[Gazpacho]

lick the crusty remains of two day old loads off my unwashed sack right after meeting me.”

Not to defend him, but this was not unheard of in the mid-late 80s if your standards were low enough.

And mine were......

So you licked a lot of crusted ballsacks?

My fair share, not so sure I’d say a lot

[Mojo]

Not to defend him, but this was not unheard of in the mid-late 80s if your standards were low enough.

And mine were......

So you licked a lot of crusted ballsacks?

My fair share, not so sure I’d say a lot

Thank you for your service.

[Olds_71_442]

I see up above I compared him to Niceboysdon'tsludge. I don't think he is NBDS, he just has a lot to say like NBDS.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

In the post-Machado, post-Tym age, Sikki might be the most profoundly stupid poster on the boards.

It would be no contest, had Lenny not made that thread about They Who Cannot Be Named.

[Olds_71_442]

Just check out the masturbation thread. It's one thing to do those things, but to brag about it and ask others to share is just plain weird.

(for the record I went through that thread once and won't click on it again)

[Mojo]

Just check out the masturbation thread. It's one thing to do those things, but to brag about it and ask others to share is just plain weird.

(for the record I went through that thread once and won't click on it again)

That, and it's all bullshit. Dude makes up insane shit, brags about it, then gets taken to task and doesn't learn a thing. Wash, rinse, repeat. If Ace Steele and DemonFilth had a baby, it'd be SlittiClitz.

[Mojo]

This is a nice thread.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

The band I played with as a teenager had a gig at a party out in the sticks... just tents, outhouses, no showers, just a freezing cold Canadian river... The 2nd night was our set, so the first night we showed up and i didn't know anyone except the guys I went with... So, I got really wasted on the first night... ended up dumping a load in my drawers, which isn't really something I normally do, or something Im proud of, but it's my clothes, my own stuff... who gives a shit... So night 2 comes along, its a great party, a huge crowd, we headlined, all original.. obviously I now had a chick on my arm.. another night of absolutely unnecessary drinking.. and the girl i got with was hanging off me all night and she had a trailer... BONUS... cuz I had a tent, and sleeping bag... so I lucked out not having to sleep on the cold ground... End of the night we get to bed and right away she goes to town on me... And I suddenly remember what I had going on down there... but it was too late... It became evident that she too, realized what I had going on down there, and all she did was come up, look at me with knowing eyes... and I did all I could do.. I said... "I'm sorry... I was lonely last night..." thinking this was it.. but nope, she said "Oh, that's alright, I understand..." and went back down there and cleaned it all up with her tongue... and we had a great night... I'll always remember her because she had 2 different colored eyes.. real ones, not contacts... one was brown, and the other, a beautiful greyish blue... like a wolf... Some girls are just awesome souls.. and she was one of those... we spent the whole long weekend hand in hand..

If I had read this before, I don't remember it.

I'm going to fucking throw up.

[Mojo]

Mere mortals like you and I can't begin to comprehend the sheer, wild verility of someone like SlittinClitz. We shouldn't even try.

[SikkiNixx]

Holy shit..

Are you fuking serious??

Look at you ..

Mojo
You're completely obsessed.

Get some help

Seriously.. , sir, ma'am, whatever

Everyone here is thinking the same thing.. except maybe your other account, cookie boy

Get a life,

You cock rock chatroom cockroach

Seriously,

Youre a fukin weirdo!

And need a new hobby

SN

[Danzig in the Dark]

Holy shit..

Are you fuking serious??

Look at you ..

Mojo
You're completely obsessed.

Get some help

Seriously.. , sir, ma'am, whatever

Everyone here is thinking the same thing.. except maybe your other account, cookie boy

Get a life,

You cock rock chatroom cockroach

Seriously,

Youre a fukin weirdo!

And need a new hobby

SN

What is his other account? Time to name nyms.

[EvilRockPosh]

What a horrible signature.

[Mojo]

I was reading the Anthony Focx thread and it reminded me of something crazy.. So when I was in 8th grade, a new kid came to our school and the family was fresh outta the Bahamas.. I became good friends with the kid. He had a little sister who was like 5 or 6 years younger than us.. so after school and years later, I guess I was 26, and I reconnected with the guy. Sean is his name.. and at the time, my band was famous in Canada for 15 seconds.. but we were on the radio and TV non-stop.. so now everyone from high school is suddenly my good friend.. you know how that is.
Sean's sister Laura was fuking smoking hot, and she was a dancer at a ripper bar.. He brings his girlfriend to my place and he also brings Laura

Ling story short, she attacks me the first chance we're alone together.. so I take her to my room and I bang the shit outta her. For a few days anyways...

Then one night I'm fuking her and theres a dim light coming in the window from outside. And that's when it was over for me... this broad looked way too much like her brother in the darkness. .. Obviously they have the same features.. but seeing it in that way... Ughhh.. too bad man.

Oh yeah she had a boyfriend too, which she said was her ex... he started calling the house saying I'm banging his fiance.. I said, no dude, actually, your fiance is banging me..

Anyone else ever had this problem?

[Mojo]

The new cars that are out there have very sophisticated computers and functions built in.. and its not beyond the realm of possibility that one could take complete control over them and literally play it like a remote control toy car from the hobby store.. theres been a couple incidents involving a driver who is involved in something bad, or maybe they have knowledge about certain things.. people who have never had any mental health problems and suddenly they seemingly put the pedal to the metal and veer off the road directly into a tree.. it's reported as suicide and case closed..
I heard something about Anne having knowledge of some things and she may have alluded to becoming a whistle blower and the powers that be had to stop her ..
So this kinda coincides with her little car suddenly reaching ridiculous speeds in a residential neighborhood and crashing .. maybe she was not able to control her car and someone trained in the field of remote control cars took her out of the game.
Same kinda story with Chris Cornell and Chester Bennington.. both discovered alone and hanging.. they were talking about the problems the world's currently facing too.. a trained operative could set up that scene in under 30 seconds.. in and out. Maybe leave a laptop with a porno playing on the screen and seems like autoerotic asphyxiation.. accidental suicide. Nobody wants to admit stuff like that actually happens in the real world when there's mucho deniro involved.
It almost certainly happened to Epstein and he was under suicide watch.. He was on the watch and they still got him.. there are the folks in the world who just can't get fucked with, and if you end up on the wrong list, ain't nothing going to stop it.
Bill Clinton dressed in a catholic school girl uniform.. pigtails and all, plaid kilt.. painted and hanging on the wall in Epstein's living room on Little Saint James Island
Theres that blue and white building on the island as well. Last I looked theres no information on what it's for or what is inside it. Jeffrey said it was a music room.
The sacred duality of light vs dark and good vs evil.. Ancient times still reign

[DemonFilth2001]

Lol. Great thread!

[Bono Nettencourt]

Yeah that last one takes the cake.