SikkiNixx: A Compendium of Bullshit

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SikkiNixx: A Compendium of Bullshit

Post by Mojo » Sat Jul 08, 2017 8:57 am

From the "How many virgins have u fucked??" thread:
SikkiNixx wrote:"The 4th one was into me cuz I was in a band, so I made a pair of cool rock jeans, and I attached 5 of these metal, star shaped studs down the piece of fabric that sits over top of the zipper, and this virgin girl was grinding me hard, and I knew she knew those studs were there but I still told her to careful what she was doing but I guess she liked it, but it made her bleed... a lot... my cool rock jeans were now stained with clit -blood all over the whole area... Her friend was right beside us on the same bed having sex with my guitarist Tim (RIP) at the time, and when I finished, I took the condom off and it had a decent sized load in it.. like, it had some weight to it... I go "Hey Tim, take this and keep it for me", and it was dark so he didn't know what I had in my hand... he grabbed it and immediately threw it away from his hand... We found it a the next gig, stuck in the back of our bassists amp..."



From "Bros: Do you manscape?"
SikkiNixx wrote:For sure! Always have and always will.. gotta return the favor...and yes , no girl wants a face full of muff any more than we do.. plus it makes your cock look bigger if that's something you wanna have.. I don't go down right to smooth, I use the shortest setting on the clippers. That way , when shes on top, she sits straight up and grinds back and forth and the stubble stimulates her clit.. we got it all figured out

From "Songs about underage girls"
SikkiNixx wrote:when ladies pee, the hormones from the pill leak into the water source and don't get filtered out, and girls grow up drinking the water and suddenly their bodies are far more advanced then they would normally be...

From "How old were you when you first saw boobs?"
SikkiNixx wrote:she was slow/borderline retarded, but great looking even in high school she grew huge melons.. anyways, the slow girl had a veranda in the back that we could crawl under, so I'm under there with my crush, and her retarded friend, and she said I couldn't make out with her unless I made out with retarda.. so I did it.. and retarda had a better body than the chick I liked... so that was cool.. It's a weird few years when puberty starts kicking in... I'd love to go thru it again...
SikkiNixx wrote:my cool rock jeans were now stained with clit -blood

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Post by EvilRockPosh » Sat Jul 08, 2017 10:18 am

His posts are so boring but the pay-off is always insane.
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Post by Hollywood's Burning » Fri Jul 14, 2017 12:32 am

Definite Quantavius vibe from that poster.
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Post by Mojo » Fri Jul 14, 2017 9:35 am

Clitavius.
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Post by Chip Z'Hoy » Fri Jul 14, 2017 10:53 am

Sadly, he is a real dude. Been around for a long time. And he's always been a total fucking idiot.
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or maybe ask Maxine Waters. she told people to get in Trump supporters face and harness them.
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Post by Olds_71_442 » Fri Jul 14, 2017 1:43 pm

Chip Z'Hoy wrote:Sadly, he is a real dude. Been around for a long time. And he's always been a total fucking idiot.
Yep. Definitely not Quantavius. He reminds me a bit of Niceboysdon'tsludge. Long winded and full of shit.
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Post by Mojo » Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:11 pm

SikkiNixx wrote: The band I played with as a teenager had a gig at a party out in the sticks... just tents, outhouses, no showers, just a freezing cold Canadian river... The 2nd night was our set, so the first night we showed up and i didn't know anyone except the guys I went with... So, I got really wasted on the first night... ended up dumping a load in my drawers, which isn't really something I normally do, or something Im proud of, but it's my clothes, my own stuff... who gives a shit... So night 2 comes along, its a great party, a huge crowd, we headlined, all original.. obviously I now had a chick on my arm.. another night of absolutely unnecessary drinking.. and the girl i got with was hanging off me all night and she had a trailer... BONUS... cuz I had a tent, and sleeping bag... so I lucked out not having to sleep on the cold ground... End of the night we get to bed and right away she goes to town on me... And I suddenly remember what I had going on down there... but it was too late... It became evident that she too, realized what I had going on down there, and all she did was come up, look at me with knowing eyes... and I did all I could do.. I said... "I'm sorry... I was lonely last night..." thinking this was it.. but nope, she said "Oh, that's alright, I understand..." and went back down there and cleaned it all up with her tongue... and we had a great night... I'll always remember her because she had 2 different colored eyes.. real ones, not contacts... one was brown, and the other, a beautiful greyish blue... like a wolf... Some girls are just awesome souls.. and she was one of those... we spent the whole long weekend hand in hand..
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Post by Chip Z'Hoy » Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:25 pm

What a pathetic and disgusting moron.
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or maybe ask Maxine Waters. she told people to get in Trump supporters face and harness them.
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Post by Mojo » Tue Dec 05, 2017 11:18 am

I love that he thinks people will believe this shit. “Yeah, I’m so amazing that bitches will grind themselves bloody against me and lick the crusty remains of two day old loads off my unwashed sack right after meeting me.”
I’m pretty sure “Retarda” is on some board somewhere going “I made out with a retarded boy, once...”
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Post by Gazpacho » Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:37 pm

Mojo wrote:lick the crusty remains of two day old loads off my unwashed sack right after meeting me.”
Not to defend him, but this was not unheard of in the mid-late 80s if your standards were low enough.

And mine were......
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Post by Mojo » Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:46 pm

Gazpacho wrote:
Mojo wrote:lick the crusty remains of two day old loads off my unwashed sack right after meeting me.”
Not to defend him, but this was not unheard of in the mid-late 80s if your standards were low enough.

And mine were......
So you licked a lot of crusted ballsacks?
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Post by Gazpacho » Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:55 pm

Mojo wrote:
Gazpacho wrote:
Mojo wrote:lick the crusty remains of two day old loads off my unwashed sack right after meeting me.”
Not to defend him, but this was not unheard of in the mid-late 80s if your standards were low enough.

And mine were......
So you licked a lot of crusted ballsacks?

My fair share, not so sure I’d say a lot
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Post by Mojo » Tue Dec 05, 2017 2:07 pm

Gazpacho wrote:
Mojo wrote:
Gazpacho wrote:
Not to defend him, but this was not unheard of in the mid-late 80s if your standards were low enough.

And mine were......
So you licked a lot of crusted ballsacks?

My fair share, not so sure I’d say a lot
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Post by Olds_71_442 » Sat Dec 09, 2017 3:14 am

I see up above I compared him to Niceboysdon'tsludge. I don't think he is NBDS, he just has a lot to say like NBDS.
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Post by Chip Z'Hoy » Sat Dec 09, 2017 7:14 am

In the post-Machado, post-Tym age, Sikki might be the most profoundly stupid poster on the boards.

It would be no contest, had Lenny not made that thread about They Who Cannot Be Named.
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Post by Olds_71_442 » Sat Dec 09, 2017 7:30 am

Just check out the masturbation thread. It's one thing to do those things, but to brag about it and ask others to share is just plain weird.

(for the record I went through that thread once and won't click on it again) :oops:
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Post by Mojo » Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:17 am

Olds_71_442 wrote:Just check out the masturbation thread. It's one thing to do those things, but to brag about it and ask others to share is just plain weird.

(for the record I went through that thread once and won't click on it again) :oops:
That, and it's all bullshit. Dude makes up insane shit, brags about it, then gets taken to task and doesn't learn a thing. Wash, rinse, repeat. If Ace Steele and DemonFilth had a baby, it'd be SlittiClitz.
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