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NeverSurrender wrote:I simply asked a question and beat off two tards.

He must have nicknamed his testicles tard 1 and tard 2.

Chip Z'Hoy wrote:

NeverSurrender wrote:I simply asked a question and beat off two tards.

Like Dave Holland.

Danzig in the Dark wrote:

Chip Z'Hoy wrote:

NeverSurrender wrote:I simply asked a question and beat off two tards.

Like Dave Holland.

you are right on that!
Here he is on another board dicussing his feet fetish...
https://www.christianforums.com/threads ... s.7755872/

Danzig in the Dark wrote:

Chip Z'Hoy wrote:

NeverSurrender wrote:I simply asked a question and beat off two tards.

Like Dave Holland.

Fucksake.

whoopie wrote:you are right on that!
Here he is on another board dicussing his feet fetish...
https://www.christianforums.com/threads ... s.7755872/

Oh my God. I just read that thread.

He says he is addicted to porn and his wife hasn't fucked him in 16 years! No wonder he is full of tard rage!

shit got REAL quiet all of a sudden!

But then again, who would want to fuck a fat, Stryper loving, high school drop out?


"Honey, get in here! You're never gonna believe what Tim Gaines said today...(romantically with a hint of drool ) and can I suck your toes? No, don't wash 'em."


I would fucking kill myself.

whoopie wrote:you are right on that!
Here he is on another board dicussing his feet fetish...
https://www.christianforums.com/threads ... s.7755872/

What...the...fuck?!

St_Augustines_Pears wrote:

whoopie wrote:you are right on that!
Here he is on another board dicussing his feet fetish...
https://www.christianforums.com/threads ... s.7755872/

What...the...fuck?!

That's actually really fucking sad. Dude's jacking off worrying about what a farcical ancient Israeli Jew would think about it.

Also, what's the point in asking for advice on one of those Christian boards? The answer is, literally always, "surrender your life to Jesus Christ". Might as well talk to yourself.

CliffByford wrote:Also, what's the point in asking for advice on one of those Christian boards? The answer is, literally always, "surrender your life to Jesus Christ". Might as well talk to yourself.

Reading them I think many just have a fetish of asking so-called Christians about their fetishes...

Luminiferous wrote:

CliffByford wrote:Also, what's the point in asking for advice on one of those Christian boards? The answer is, literally always, "surrender your life to Jesus Christ". Might as well talk to yourself.

Reading them I think many just have a fetish of asking so-called Christians about their fetishes...

On a related note, does anybody else find the way that some Christians - mostly of the evangelical stripe - talk about Jesus in really sexual language? I know South Park did that 'Christian Hard Rock' episode where Cartman just swapped mentions of 'baby' in pop songs to 'Jesus', but is it satire when the lampoon is almost a carbon copy of reality?

CliffByford wrote:

Luminiferous wrote:

CliffByford wrote:Also, what's the point in asking for advice on one of those Christian boards? The answer is, literally always, "surrender your life to Jesus Christ". Might as well talk to yourself.

Reading them I think many just have a fetish of asking so-called Christians about their fetishes...

On a related note, does anybody else find the way that some Christians - mostly of the evangelical stripe - talk about Jesus in really sexual language? I know South Park did that 'Christian Hard Rock' episode where Cartman just swapped mentions of 'baby' in pop songs to 'Jesus', but is it satire when the lampoon is almost a carbon copy of reality?

I wonder if NeverSurrender would try to footfuck Jesus in the nail holes.

whoopie wrote: ↑Tue Sep 05, 2017 11:38 pm you are right on that!
Here he is on another board dicussing his feet fetish...
https://www.christianforums.com/threads ... s.7755872/

Holy shit!

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Silly Christian, jacking off to feet.