Metal Sludge Gossip Board

Here you go, Pollyclit. Fire away!

"I'll have the word salad, please..."

I'm sure he's not a bad person, but somehow amongst all the trolls, retards, assholes and borderline personality disorders that populate this place, his posting style just fucks me off the most. So unnecessarily convoluted and so seldom clever. A total bore.

I would say most of his posts are just common knowledge. HMZ at least has the restraint to keep the word count to a minimum when he decides to basically say nothing. Lenny will spend 2000 words talking about how Guns N' Roses changed once Adler left and add absolutely nothing to that fact.

Atlas Shrugged but about Motley Crue losing popularity without Vince Neil and he has no idea why.

For a guy obviously likes to think about what he posts there are also a lot of fairly simple/stupid questions.

I have a tendency to be waaay too wordy, and Lenny has made me really cognizant of it. I still go on and on, but I'll try to edit it down if I see it start to look like Len Miserables.

He's a dude trying really hard to cultivate an image of intelligence (while talking about butt rock) but without the requisite intelligence. Everything he writes sounds affected.

And in addition to paragraphs of "I myself tend to agree with myself in agreement" garbage, Lenny is soul-crushingly unfunny. People like Machado were retarded, but at least he facilitated a laugh or two. With Lenny, we get stuff like this...

TenBenny wrote:Donald Trump to introduce Def Leppard

Favorite albums: "Hairomania," "Hyst-hair-ia"
Favorite Songs: "Gods of Bore," "Crock of Ages," "Armanotgeddon It," "Dye Hair the Trumper," "Trump Riot," "Foolin' (America)"

So bad.

Can you imagine his stand up comedy?


I haven't read about a whole club full of people committing suicide, so maybe it's all bullshit.

gr8twhte wrote:Can you imagine his stand up comedy?


I haven't read about a whole club full of people committing suicide, so maybe it's all bullshit.

Since Len The Hen is never going to reply to this thread, we may as well make it a "Retarded shit TenLenny says" thread.

TenBenny wrote: their way of thinking has to end one by one as each person shuffles this mortal coil.

Uh oh. Someone's wound up.

Make your own thread or shut the fuck up. Threadjacking not welcomed, even on an "uncensored discussion board."

suckit wrote:

deathcurse wrote:Uh oh. Someone's wound up.

Make your own thread or shut the fuck up. Threadjacking not welcomed, even on an "uncensored discussion board."

then just what did you do to a perfectly fine Whitesnake thread, jackface?

this is the hatas board. i fucking hate you. deal with it.

Jackface?

Look. I know this is an uncensored discussion board but I think you've gone too far.

I know you're here to spread clit and suck shit and you're all out of clit, but there are community standards here.

Suckit, why was it important to you to change Chip’s name to “Deathcurse?” We all know he was Deathcurse and he’s not trying to hide it in the least. What’s the story here? Do you feel that riles him up in some way?

Dumbass motherfucker only started calling me DC after I started calling him Pollyclit.

He's been answering to Pollyclit on several threads.

Now he's trying to say he's never heard of Pollyclit.

Chip Z'Hoy wrote:Dumbass motherfucker only started calling me DC after I started calling him Pollyclit.

He's been answering to Pollyclit on several threads.

Now he's trying to say he's never heard of Pollyclit.

Shouldn't this be in the "Suckit: The Uncool Douchebag" thread?

Mojo wrote:

Chip Z'Hoy wrote:Dumbass motherfucker only started calling me DC after I started calling him Pollyclit.

He's been answering to Pollyclit on several threads.

Now he's trying to say he's never heard of Pollyclit.

Shouldn't this be in the "Suckit: The Uncool Douchebag" thread?

Suckshit got himself another Hatas thread.

He hasn't seen this much action since his halcyon days as a clit-spreader.

suckit wrote:no idea what a pollyclit is...is it something to do with the hermaphrodite porn you like fapping to?

You are hilariously terrible at flaming, which is classic Pollyclit.

"No idea what a Pollyclit is."

Obviously it's a username. Or a variation on a username, rather.

If you weren't Pollylodges, what was your old username? Why are you avoiding this question? Were you banned?

I like how this obsessed motherfucker has to go and put "deathcurse" in everything he quotes.

What a fucking CREEP.

Just like Pollylodges.

You keep saying that.

Why were you banned?

You are TERRIBLE at comebacks.

No seriously, why are you so afraid of admitting what your old username was?

Wow. Must be an embarrassing one.

suckit wrote:

deathcurse wrote:

suckit wrote:no idea what a pollyclit is...is it something to do with the hermaphrodite porn you like fapping to?

You are hilariously terrible at flaming, which is classic Pollyclit.

"No idea what a Pollyclit is."

Obviously it's a username. Or a variation on a username, rather.

If you weren't Pollylodges, what was your old username? Why are you avoiding this question? Were you banned?

no. as i said before, it takes a special kind of asshole to get banned from an uncensored message board. congrats, deathcurse.

You should have seen this place before 2004.... You act like ChipZ is the only person to ever be banned from here..

Hush. Don't tell him how many current posters have been banned before. I want SOMEONE to believe I'm special.

Wait. Is Chip Deathcurse? Wait til this gets out!

Mojo wrote:Wait. Is Chip Deathcurse? Wait til this gets out!

I should have admitted as much in my very post under this username.

OH WAIT, I DID. TO THE GODDAMN OWNER OF THE SITE.

I think Suckshit is trying to break news here? Like his forefathers Machado and Aristrocrat before him? Both banned, by the way. On this "uncensored message board."

Everybody knows. I knew in my first week of posting here. You’ve never tried to hide it. I can’t understand why it’s such a big deal.

suckit wrote:

Mojo wrote:Everybody knows. I knew in my first week of posting here. You’ve never tried to hide it. I can’t understand why it’s such a big deal.

It isn't, other than to prove what an idiot and a fuckstick he is, and that since he was stupid enough to get himself kicked out he's deluded himself into believing that everyone else has too.

You're right. It's been just me.

So what was your old username? Or you can just tell us why you're scared to say what it was.

You're know you're dumber than dogshit, right? But by all means, post all day and night for us.