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NeverSurrender: "I used to like tits. Now I like MOJO."

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:26 am
by Chip Z'Hoy
OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE:

NeverSurrender aka Soldierunderaman aka VikingBitch aka The Fattest Fuck in the World has replaced the longstanding titty gif in his sig with a Mojo quote.

When asked to comment, the "self-employed" VikingBitch said "I don't know. Mojo looks like he has some pretty cool balls. I hope he lets me play with them someday."

Mojo's representative, dmbrocker, has declined comment.

Re: NeverSurrender: "I used to like tits. Now I like MOJO."

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 3:00 pm
by dmbrocker
Chip Z'Hoy wrote: Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:26 am OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE:

NeverSurrender aka Soldierunderaman aka VikingBitch aka The Fattest Fuck in the World has replaced the longstanding titty gif in his sig with a Mojo quote.

When asked to comment, the "self-employed" VikingBitch said "I don't know. Mojo looks like he has some pretty cool balls. I hope he lets me play with them someday."

Mojo's representative, dmbrocker, has declined comment.
Hey! I only represent Mojo because he likes balls, too! And Aerosmith.

Re: NeverSurrender: "I used to like tits. Now I like MOJO."

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 5:29 pm
by Mojo
I mean, I do have some pretty cool balls.

Re: NeverSurrender: "I used to like tits. Now I like MOJO."

Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2019 4:53 am
by Danzig in the Dark
dmbrocker wrote: Sat Jul 20, 2019 3:00 pm
Chip Z'Hoy wrote: Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:26 am OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE:

NeverSurrender aka Soldierunderaman aka VikingBitch aka The Fattest Fuck in the World has replaced the longstanding titty gif in his sig with a Mojo quote.

When asked to comment, the "self-employed" VikingBitch said "I don't know. Mojo looks like he has some pretty cool balls. I hope he lets me play with them someday."

Mojo's representative, dmbrocker, has declined comment.
Hey! I only represent Mojo because he likes balls, too! And Aerosmith.
It's too bad Aerosmith no longer has balls.

Re: NeverSurrender: "I used to like tits. Now I like MOJO."

Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2019 3:29 pm
by exitflagger
Maybe it's just me but the chick in NeverSlender's sig was not really worthy. Looked like a slightly below average trailer skank. Shouldn't she be mind-scramblingly hot if you're going to make a display of her and render the entire board NSFW as collateral damage?

(And no, nobody want's a gif of Mojo's nads as a replacement.

Well... lemmysmole probably does.)

Re: NeverSurrender: "I used to like tits. Now I like MOJO."

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 2:09 pm
by Mojo
I really feel like my balls aren’t getting the respect they deserve, here.