Metal Sludge Gossip Board

tym wrote: ↑Tue Jul 15, 2025 7:16 am I agree with who ever said be fun to see the old message boards. Jesus im old. Them were the wild west days. Any thing went, and pretty much did all the time. It was flame central. Even the CEO got involved when he outed deathcurse, or chip z hoy or whatever as a ginger from iowa. Think he even posted his facebook page?? Not sure or maybe his picture??

I still remember when Iggy died. Think a few from the boards went to his funeral. A real world friend of iggys showed up and gave us the story. Dude knew about the most obscure bands on the planet. That was the day the sludge stopped and everyone was nice, didnt last long, maybe a day or two??

Iggys death REALLY hit the CEO hard. Think they both met in the real world a time or two?? My fav poster was stoner, while I have ZERO clue what became of her, oh she was brutal. I think she even started her own hate thread for me. I felt pretty important to get that much hate from someone. It was great. God I miss her. I miss them days. Now everyone is a snow flake, but Glad I was around when it was brutal. OMG, so much fun.

Question for the Boss, still think about iggy from time to time sir?? My guess is you do. He sure ment allot to ya. Oh part two of that question, did you Ban Stoner??

Wild times. A lot of crazy memories.

I can't believe this fall, I'll have posted on this site 20 years.

For perspective, that's about the distance between GN'R Lies and Chinese Democracy.

That's a long-ass time.

Tym has been making this exact post for close to 3/4 of that. Almost 15 years now.

And for even more perspective, I was 25 when I first started posting here. I'm 45 now.

For 1/3 of my life, Tym has been making this same post, over and over. And over.

For 33.33333333333333% of my life, I have watched Tym obsess over me. There are dudes who I straight-up TOLD TO DIE who got over me quicker (or died).

Tym, have you ever had a relationship that's lasted 15 years?

Other than maybe your dead-end job, have you ever committed to ANYTHING for 15 years? A creative project of any kind? JUST ME?!

Iggy barely knew who you were. If you didn't become completely consumed by me, I definitely wouldn't know who you are. Tf would I read an e-bike recommendations thread for. "did u kno u can dl books for FREE on innernet?"

Yeah. We did know that.

"Wild west days." What is this guy talking about. It was grown men pretending they were wrestlers. Like, what exactly are you jacking your little meth dick to here. The most fun anyone ever had was the night someone threw donuts at a clown. (Fuuuuuuuuuuuck, that was funny.)

I have a lot of really fun memories of this place, and if it goes away tomorrow, I will remember it with nothing but fondness. If I was a jagoff, it was really because I thought so many of the people here were (and still are) really funny and smart.

And I don't think it's any secret but I was straight-up BOMBED that entire time.

Isn't that interesting? In that state of mind, I was still able to run circles around Tym. One hand, sheeeeeeee-it... BOTH hands behind my back.

HANDICAPPED. Just wasted. Straight-up dumber than shit. Drinking beer all night, listening to the Replacements, telling some other guy drinking beer all night listening to the Replacements that he's a loser.

Trying to make coherent points about Butch Walker or some shit.

Crunching the Poison attendance numbers and seeing that poizond13's data did not match more credible concert-attendance sources.

And I was still dunking on Dym like a fucking Harlem Globetrotter.

(Don't drink anymore. The occasional beer at a get-together, two if Wilco is on. Higher than bird pussy right now though.)

Thank you for that, Dypshyt. Nobody here would've ever taken me seriously if guys like you didn't make me look smart. I would've lasted a week.

But it's been 20 years! And for 75% of that, a deranged inbred meth goblin has been having cornhole daydreams about me on his forklift.

It's been a beautiful walk down memory lane with you, Dymothy Dope. You tell the "Stoner looked at me in the lunchroom once" story the exact same every time--for, again, 15 years--but I say, sometimes you want to hear it like it is on the record. You're no jazzbo; you're salt of the earth.

A populist, but also a maestro. Rare combo.

And gay. You are a gay man. But I don't want you to ever admit that to yourself because I don't want you to live a happy life.

Take care.

tym wrote: ↑Tue Jul 15, 2025 7:16 amI still remember when Iggy died. Think a few from the boards went to his funeral. A real world friend of iggys showed up and gave us the story. Dude knew about the most obscure bands on the planet. That was the day the sludge stopped and everyone was nice, didnt last long, maybe a day or two??

This actually made me laugh. Total proof Tym was not part of anything going on at the time, apparently not even as an observer because this is ludicrously false.

Half the site was saying it should've been me!

You know those stolen valor dudes trying to scam free meals? That's been you, Shythead, closing in on two decades now, except instead of war hero you're pretending that you were a big dog during the great "Killer Dwarfs: Poor timing?" conflict of 2006.