Metal Sludge Gossip Board

Congrats cock-bite!

You are the ONLY person sufficiently challenged to take my bait in the past year.

All I need do is start skippin' in a circle while singin' "I'm so Great, I'm so Great!" to make you start screamin', Vern. V-E-R-N!

The Balzac?

Details, please, Daddy.

Preferably not the kind of details we get in that pic of Van Dime.

The Alterednym wrote:Point me to this thread, I want to laugh at The Ballsac too.

Stoney wrote:I don't get it.

This dates back to last year when 98.2% of the board couldn't breathe from laughter with Horsey screamin' "Libel" in the middle of Hatas.

At that time Cueball made it clear that he didn't like what I was relishing, ie, I'm a big meenie and a poopy-head. For that transgression, he along with a half-dozen alternyms were poked with sticks.

Couple the above with yet another year of me running my shtick into the ground, add a dash of my 5 month long 2nd annual sticky, and the guy's lips were bound to break-out into one giant herpes sore.

That brings us to now.

When Sludge was on the brink, many checked out Kenny's Board. The site is a carbon copy of Sludge. It was obvious to the blind that not a shred of original thought went into it. So upon my arrival I adopted a Board that was literally vacant of a single thread.

My 'persona' is readily enjoyed or ignored by those without an extra chromosome, yet never taken seriously. However, the disabled do back-flips.

http://metal-blast.com/MetalBoard/viewtopic.php?t=903

Hungwell wrote:

The Alterednym wrote:Point me to this thread, I want to laugh at The Ballsac too.

Stoney wrote:I don't get it.

This dates back to last year when 98.2% of the board couldn't breathe from laughter with Horsey screamin' "Libel" in the middle of Hatas.

At that time Cueball made it clear that he didn't like what I was relishing, ie, I'm a big meenie and a poopy-head. For that transgression, he along with a half-dozen alternyms were poked with sticks.

Couple the above with yet another year of me running my shtick into the ground, add a dash of my 5 month long 2nd annual sticky, and the guy's lips were bound to break-out into one giant herpes sore.

That brings us to now.

When Sludge was on the brink, many checked out Kenny's Board. The site is a carbon copy of Sludge. It was obvious to the blind that not a shred of original thought went into it. So upon my arrival I adopted a Board that was literally vacant of a single thread.

My 'persona' is readily enjoyed or ignored by those without an extra chromosome, yet never taken seriously. However, the disabled do back-flips.

http://metal-blast.com/MetalBoard/viewtopic.php?t=903

What did you expect? You threadjacked someone else and called me out. Any response is supposedly a win for you? Oh and nice backpeddle with the "it's all a joke" thing at the end of your last post after reality sunk in. Good luck with this thread.

BTW, Cusacks > Baldwins.

Spineless wrote:What did you expect? You threadjacked someone else and called me out. Any response is supposedly a win for you? I didn't realize you were DDP. Oh and nice backpeddle with the "it's all a joke" thing at the end of your last post after reality sunk in. Good luck with this thread.

BTW, Cusacks > Baldwins.

BWAAAAHAHAHA!! Jesus stalkin' Christ, man! I haven't said boo all day and you respond within 15 minutes?

I'd bet dollars to demoted Educational personnel that a Team Wallbrook member pm'ed you within 30 seconds of my post.

Whatever happened to "not having the time nor the inclination to respond" to me?

You really are my muppet.

I love this, What did you expect? You threadjacked someone else and called me out.

HAHAHA!! Only after my arrival and intentions were known did you scrape bottom and personally solicit in multiple pm's for authors to post there. And how does one 'threadjack' something that no one would have clicked on to begin with?

There are 10 other tumbleweed boards there. Is it just a coincidence that you pulled out your pink jumper-cables for that one? Keep diggin, sparky.

" Any response is supposedly a win for you?"

That sentence would make The_Gay shit the bed.

" Oh and nice backpeddle with the "it's all a joke" thing at the end of your last post after reality sunk in.

Reality was never in question. Nothing I said has or can be refuted in that thread.

Facts are that my most absurd comments such as, If you ever ignore one of chicky's wishes again, I will bring this playhouse down! are believed by you alone and met with retorts such as "You obviously are an arrogant, manipulative internet bully who has no idea what goes on around here."

And when you tire of my using your face as a colon sponge, you say the unspeakably gay, "But if you've got a problem with me, or anyone else who operates this site then take it to the Shout Board. This is your only warning. HAHAHAHAHA!!

And after threatening to ban me if I even respond in said thread, YOU keep postin' about me on the very same thread.

Candyass is far too masculine a word to describe you.

I summed it up for ya yesterday.

You see the nym 'Hungwell', and you see the guy who stole your girl, just to stand her up!LOLZ!1

By all means, keep hatin'.

If you weren't dipped in Tard-Nip, you wouldn't be a blip on my radar.

Spineless wrote:What did you expect? You threadjacked someone else and called me out. Any response is supposedly a win for you? I didn't realize you were DDP. Oh and nice backpeddle with the "it's all a joke" thing at the end of your last post after reality sunk in. Good luck with this thread.

BTW, Cusacks > Baldwins.

BWAAAAHAHAHA!! Jesus stalkin' Christ, man! I haven't said boo all day and you respond within 15 minutes?

My response time was actually 8 hours from the time you initally posted this thread. You know, one thing that I've always respected about you is that you seem to deal in facts, but you've seriously compromised what shred of integrity you have left by dealing almost purely in lies and speculation with me.


I'd bet dollars to demoted Educational personnel that a Team Wallbrook member pm'ed you within 30 seconds of my post.

Whatever happened to "not having the time nor the inclination to respond" to me?

You really are my muppet.

I love this, What did you expect? You threadjacked someone else and called me out.

HAHAHA!! Only after my arrival and intentions were known did you scrape bottom and personally solicit in multiple pm's for authors to post there. And how does one 'threadjack' something that no one would have clicked on to begin with?

There are 10 other tumbleweed boards there. Is it just a coincidence that you pulled out your pink jumper-cables for that one? Keep diggin, sparky.


" Any response is supposedly a win for you?"

That sentence would make The_Gay shit the bed.

Again, I respond, you win? That is all kinds of gay......on your part.

As for me inviting people to post there. I've already told you and you can choose to believe it or not. You said nothing creative was going on and I worked to change that. Could have been anyone that said it. I have no speciail interest in you one way or the other in that regard and that's what burns you up. By the way, who do you think agreed to let you have that sticky in the first place. There was no Hungwell vs. Cusack until you got your panties in a twist.

" Oh and nice backpeddle with the "it's all a joke" thing at the end of your last post after reality sunk in.

Reality was never in question. Nothing I said has or can be refuted in that thread.

Everything IS refuted. Nothing was categorically refuted like this post. As I said before, you could have claimed to be Xenu himself with Tom Cruise giving you a handjob as you typed out that stupidity and I wouldn't have had time or inclination to respond or refute it. It was obviously too ridiculous on it's own merits to warrant an response.

Facts are that my most absurd comments such as, If you ever ignore one of chicky's wishes again, I will bring this playhouse down! are believed by you alone and met with retorts such as "You obviously are an arrogant, manipulative internet bully who has no idea what goes on around here."

Wrong, you called me out soley and I was the one that repsonded. So you apparently don't know how things work there.

And when you tire of my using your face as a colon sponge, you say the unspeakably gay, "But if you've got a problem with me, or anyone else who operates this site then take it to the Shout Board. This is your only warning. HAHAHAHAHA!!

And after threatening to ban me if I even respond in said thread, YOU keep postin' about me on the very same thread.

Wrong. I never threatened to ban you. But you ran away to continue your battle in the safer and more familiar confines of this plalce.

Candyass is far too masculine a word to describe you.

I summed it up for ya yesterday.

You see the nym 'Hungwell', and you see the guy who stole your girl, just to stand her up!LOLZ!1

Is this your new catchphrase now?


By all means, keep hatin'.

Yes, I will keep threadjacking other people's threads in order to start fights with you and I'll continue to start threads on Hatas about you until I sufficiently am able to get my panties out of the twist over not being allowed to have my own board on Metal-Blast. Nice spin there.


If you weren't dipped in Tard-Nip, you wouldn't be a blip on my radar.

Until you repeatedly called me out, you were of no concern to me either Spedwell. Other than your obsession with The Metal Chick last year, I've had nothing against you until that point. I'm aware this is your little game and I'll play along here until I'm bored with watching you meltdown over not getting your way.

Cusackless wrote:My response time was actually 8 hours from the time you initally posted this thread.

You forgot it was also 37 years since the moon landing. Asshole face, what does that have to do with you quoting and responding to the post I was obviously referring to within 15 minutes?

My post: Posted: Nov 29, 2006 11:01 pm
You digging your grave: Posted: Nov 29, 2006 11:16 pm

Stop assuming others are as stupid as you are gay.

You know, no, why don't you tell me one thing that I've always respected about you hold on a sec...let me clear my throat...*ahem* BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! 'k...g'head...*sniff*...is that you seem to deal in facts, as is evidenced by this being your 4th post doing everything BUT refuting a single sentence of mine, anywhere on that thread but you've seriously compromised what shred of integrity you have left by dealing almost purely in lies and speculation with me STILL waiting like patience on a monument for you to show example one.

Again, I respond, you win? That is all kinds of gay......on your part. I know you are, but what am I?

As for me inviting people to post there. apologize for giving us douche-chills I've already told you and you can choose to believe it or not. One fallacy at a time, please. I'm still workin' with the Earth bein' flat. You said nothing creative was going on and I worked to change that. Set your sights a bit lower next time. Try curin' cancer first. Could have been anyone that said it. Lucky for you you don't do anything as poorly as lie in public. I have no speciail interest in you one way or the other in that regard and that's what burns you up. Nigga please. You couldn't burn toast. You are tired of walkin' 'round with a pinch of foreskin 'tween your cheek and gums after every post of mine, and you feel that I am responsible for your your chronic I.B.S. We got it already.


By the way, who do you think agreed to let you have that sticky in the first place. You mean the one that I didn't start? The Man in Black took the credit for it. My sticky was never intended to be more than Tard-paper. You're proof that it still works.

There was no Hungwell vs. Cusack until you got your panties in a twist. Don't flatter yourself. A dozen of you don't equate to a Nicole Richie snack.

You wrote:But if you've got a problem with me, or anyone else who operates this site then take it to the Shout Board. This is your only warning

Wrong. I never threatened to ban you.

While being tea-bagged you did the unthinkable and pulled out the mod card. Instead of just moving the thread, you evicted me from it while continuing to talk smack at the same location. The single most pussy-aching act I have ever witnessed on any Board.

But you ran away to continue your battle in the safer and more familiar confines of this plalce.

HAHAHAHAHA!! Safer? I'm sure there's more shrapnel to be found at the Sponge-Bob Boards than over at Metal-Milktoast. Here, you're as powerless as you are in real life.

This is nothing short of brilliance.

**Yaaaawn**

As for refuting anything, other than the stuff that I acknowledged as being accurate on your part, you're comments are either lies designed to garner support or gross inaccuracies.

I expected more out of this thread. Good luck with your meltdown and please be sure to let me know when this thread gets interesting.

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Like, whoa! How did I miss this trainwreck, Hungwell?


It seems hard to believe that the Cusack/lagunsnewsinger/If.The.Dead.Could.Speak.Latin would have a meltdown or a power trip. The dude is too nice. Like Say Anything nice + gay for Tracii Guns nice. Thats a lot of niceness happening.

Go Cusak! Rock your gay carebear board! It must be cool having internet super-powers. How's Ette?

slicer wrote:Wrong. I never threatened to ban you.

While being tea-bagged you did the unthinkable and pulled out the mod card. Instead of just moving the thread, you evicted me from it while continuing to talk smack at the same location. The single most pussy-aching act I have ever witnessed on any Board.

Nah, it was more pussyass when he pulled the mod card out of stoner's skirt to ban me @MB after just one harmless post.

And then blaming it on an imaginary chat I never had with Stone Cold=WTF

LIER!!1!!11 THE BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS!!1!1

It has been brought to my attention that I have been banned from Metal-Milktoast. I have no problem with that.

Truth be told, getting banned from a site where you have a whopping total of 2 posts in the past 11 months is comedy gold.

If Spewsack simply said, "I'm tired of Sir Hungwell using my face for a wet-wipe" all would be good.

But no.

Instead he brought my nym up in a 'banned' thread as one who had received The_Boot.

The Spineless wrote:As for Hungwell, in a nutshell, all he cared to do was pop in here and cause problems while taking shots at me so he's not needed here.

How many problems can you cause with 2 posts in 4 months?

Here are my last 2 posts.

http://metal-blast.com/MetalBoard/viewt ... ght=#40767

A mod uses my view of that thread to take a shot at me and naturally finds himself at the receiving end of a High Def scat scene.

So when a poster asks why I was banned, gray, god bless em', states The_Truth.

grayantimatter wrote:Hung was banned because the only thing he said when he came here was that this place sucks and is a piss poor Sludge rip off.....

Paraphrasing aside, I agree with it 100%.

Cueball could have left it at that. Instead he feels the need to lie out his ass. Observe.

The Limp-Wrist wrote:He did more than that, but I think that statement more or less defines the motivation for his actions.

I did nothing more than that. What happened between us is described in this very thread. Every post I ever made at Metal-Tumbleweed is still there for all to see.

The only logical explanations for that lie would be to make my absence from there look something other than voluntary. Or to mask the frustration of banning someone from a board they don't even post at.

In other news, I heard I was banned from the summit of Mt. Everest today.

Damn.

This is a good thread and this picture is fucking hilarious.

I can't believe this.

For the love of Allah, how fuckin' stupid do you have to be to blatantly lie about something that's still UP!1?

In response to UtahRatt asking why I was banned..

Nosack wrote:No, basically he came in here his first day and demanded his own forum. He wanted the Creative Corner to be changed to Hungwell Headquarters and pissed and moaned about it when it didn't happen. At the same time I was working on getting some artists that I knew to post their work on out board and one of them happened to be Vulpix104 who I knew from Sludge and the LA Guns board. She's a high schooler who does amazing work and like a lot of artists is pretty insecure about it but posted some of her work anyway because I asked her too. Hungwell immediately made a post that trashed her and called her "a pawn in my game to keep him down" or something like that and then he and I argued on the thread until I said, you're not getting your own forum and if you can't comply to the rules of the boad then you're free to leave and he said he was out of here. I deleted the thread because Vulpix took her work down after getting flamed by Hungwell and because the thread was nothing but an agrument anyway.

After that, he'd pop in from time to time to take shots at me and after his last post in March I think, I just said enough is enough and banned him while I was working on some other administrative stuff.

So actually it had nothing to do with TMC, unless you figure that Hungwell knows I'm friends with her and for that reason alone felt he needed to make an ass of himself here. I should have banned him immediately after the Vulpix incident but he said he was leaving and not coming back so I took him at his word but after popping back in a few times, like I said I'd had enough and made him keep his word.

The link to that post is in this very thread!

http://metal-blast.com/MetalBoard/viewtopic.php?t=903

I wrote:Vulpix, your art is great.Sadly for you, that has nothing whatsoever to do with why The Spewsack asked you to start this thread.

The fact is that you are just another pawn in his limp-wristed plan to keep this board away from my control.

Check the dates for yourself. There was a grand total of ZERO threads on this board since the April 6th Sticky itself. That's right, not a one.

After my "This Board Shall Be Re-Named Hungwell Headquarters" Thread, that silly cock-sucker did whatever he could to induce the first thread, which outside of BlackCrypt, he was the only one to respond to.

Today, I spoke to Kenny about re-naming this Board for real, and he hemmed and hawed saying he had to speak with his 'associates'. It was obvious to me then that it wasn't gonna happen, 'cause I knew full well that black-hole of comedy Nosack would be too busy hatin' to ever let it happen.

That's where you came in. Kenny knew that a board with no threads is pointless, so fuck-sock lept into action and asked you to start a thread, and somehow show this board is viable as-is.

It would be sad if it wasn't also funny.
Anywho, good luck with your art, kid. It shows promise.

All I did was compliment Vulpix. Not a flame or trashing in sight.

Next lie.

"After that, he'd pop in from time to time to take shots at me "

Where? All 27 posts I ever made there are still up. The truth is not until 4 months after our spat did I post again. It was one post regarding the state of a thread and then a Mod ( probably him) tried to fire a missle across my bow that was tantamount to hot-wiring an Atari 2600 to launch a retarded Scud that did nothing but take out his only telephone tower. I responded to his post and never logged in again.

I never even mentioned Nosack.

Like I told him on this thread back in November, "Lucky for you you don't do anything as poorly as lie in public."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!





Sorry Nosack, you have to get rid of the evidence BEFORE you lie about it.

The world's greatest playwrights would be at a loss to describe how stupid you felt in coming here to find that you had never deleted the thread. Let alone limping back to Kenny's Board to finally delete the thread along with my six posts that already proved to over 40 posters in the last day, that you are a lying piece of shit.

I already knew you were pathetic, yet even I didn't believe you would stoop this low.

If you care at all about Blast, you should apologize to Kenny for being a weak-kneed fraud, and then ban yourself without delay.




Dismissed.

*ba-bump*


The most classic case of Mod self-pwn3ge ever shall remain on the front page.

The more quotes Hungwell uses, the more confusing this thread gets.

They're pretty sensitive about the threadjacking over there. Like their threads are precious little jewels that aren't going to sucked into the realm of nonexistence once the $14.21 they managed to shake down from their members gets spent.

Pretty amazing bitchslap on this here thread. If banning Hungwell doesn't prove that they're morons, what will?

Blast can and should ban whoever the fuck they want for whatever reason. Just be plain about it. Say, fuck it Hungwell is a douche and I don't want him here. DC went off on us, so I banned him. Fuck it, that's fine.

But when Cusack is appointed their spokesman and he talks out of the side of his mouth like that......it fails...no one actually buys it...

Billy Ray Snapper wrote:I still have never seen why HungWell is a "god" on Sludge.

I believe this is yours:

This is the clown whose sig links to "Be a Bounty Hunter" but who somehow didn't know that a bounty hunter and a bailbondsman are the same thing.

CAREBEAR JIHAD!!!!!