The AFC West is a joke, as a penalty for finishing last this year they should bump the looser over to the CFL.
My Raiders are still under the Jedi Mind control of that evil Sith Lord Al Davis....JaMarcus Russell is an under developed cream puff yet we still feel the need to start every series throwing on 1st down.
it's clear that since AL can't even stand anymore he's not going to allow anyone on the team to RUN THE FUCKING PIG SKIN! It looks like another year of....Commitment of Idiocracy.
I heard Al Davis called the Steelers, they was afraid to commit to the run as well. hey Mike Tomlin I've got your new play book, we're going with Rashard Mendenhall on 1st and 2nd then Willie Parker on 3rd.
Once you got that down we'll let Ben open it up..OK? BREAK!
The New England dynasty looks to be over, they let far too many people go in the off season and with Brady playing like a rusty tin man it's going to be an uphill battle. Thanks for Richard Seymour BTW.
AP is still a monster mother fucker of a back, bet he don't finish the season without a trip to the IR.
Jay Cutlerfuck is going to win one and lose one back to back all year. Get used to it Bear fans, if you don't already...Pretend you're a Cubs fan..It should help ease the pain of being a looser.
Dallas is a solid team and I love how they pin everything on Romo, I hope his GF Jessica gains 75 lbs and he cracks under the pressure. Fuck that stupid Latin Americas team. "except for Barber...He knows how to pound linebackers"
Prevent and playing soft defense during the 2 minute drill is one of the DUMBEST FUCKING MOVES EVER!, how are teams not getting this?
If you're not facing someone named Joe Montana go with what's worked up till that point and cut free a safety from time to time...The last 2 minutes should be the perfect time to add a little pressure not take it off.
Calling a time out a split second before the kick is fucking gay, stop wasting my time and change the fucking rule already.
The new Ego Dome down in Dallas is a thing of beauty, glad all the fans that purchased the standing room only seats got to watch their team lose...And had to wait an extra 5 minutes before the echo of the loosing FG could reach them.
It really is a sweet crib but how the fuck do you have cage dancers without stripper poles? For fuck sake I'm sure they have glory holes in the bathroom but no stripper poles? FAGS!
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