Random observations about the 2009 NFL season.

[UtahRatt]

I think Babyphat Russell might outbust Ryan Leaf. He just needs a meltdown whilst eating a bucket of chicken.

He's to lazy for an outburst, like Leaf with a sever case of downs.

[TawnyVonJagger]

5-0, motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, the Broncos ARE for real. Fucking deal with it.

Bring on Sandy Eggo! I so look forward to fucking Rivers' ass!

[Rainbow Bright]

I think Babyphat Russell might outbust Ryan Leaf. He just needs a meltdown whilst eating a bucket of chicken.

He's to lazy for an outburst, like Leaf with a sever case of downs.

Someone find a pic of Russell making a tard face. There has to be one out there.

[Peterbilt]

I so look forward to fucking Rivers' ass!

That sounds like homo talk.

My KC Chiefs suck.

I hate Juggernaut's font color and font size, and I'm pretty sure I hate him as a person too.

[Rainbow Bright]

5-0, motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, the Broncos ARE for real. Fucking deal with it.

Bring on Sandy Eggo! I so look forward to fucking Rivers' ass!

Apparently the Sampson rule didn't apply to one Kyle Orton. He's actually become good post neckbeard.

[UtahRatt]

5-0, motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, the Broncos ARE for real. Fucking deal with it.

Bring on Sandy Eggo! I so look forward to fucking Rivers' ass!

I've been counting the Broncos out since preseason....And that's why we play I guess. Dam...What can be said? No coach, no QB, no RB and a douche for a WR? Hats off to the Broncos.


Anyone watch the Dre Bly INT and Fumble? I've watched it 10 times, fucking great shit.....The last words from the commentator has me in stitches.

I believe you're supposed to do that as you cross the goal line! YOU SUCK JACK ASS!

Dre Bly INT and Fumbles!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evD04gyLHqA

[UtahRatt]

Forgot to add....Hey Chad! YOU GOT JACKED UP!

Chad tweeted after the game:

Beautify game, Ray knock my head off, all part of the game, I love my big brother Ray Lewis, hope you all enjoyed thee event!!!!

God help us if tweet ever gets emoticons.

[UtahRatt]

Sundays TOP....SHIT performers.

J. Russell 8/13 100y 0TD's 0INT's 85.4 Rating....3 FUMBLES!

D. Anderson - 2/17 23y 0-TD's 15.1 Rating!

[thejuggernaut]

I so look forward to fucking Rivers' ass!

I hate Juggernaut's font color and font size, and I'm pretty sure I hate him as a person too.

Still upset all because I expressed a dislike for a type of beer you like ?

You don't have issues or anything, do ya.

The very first interaction that took place between captain sensitive and myself >

What? There is no way you've tried most of the lesser known microbrews or offerings from companies that aren't exactly the size of Anheuser Busch.

Dark lager and stout are disgusting.

Only if you're a faggot.

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[Peterbilt]

I hate Juggernaut's font color and font size, and I'm pretty sure I hate him as a person too.

Still upset all because I expressed a dislike for a type of beer you like ?

You don't have issues or anything, do ya.

The very first interaction that took place between captain sensitive and myself >

Dark lager and stout are disgusting.


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Only if you're a faggot.

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No, I really hate your font size and color. I couldn't give a fuck what you drink, even if it is some faggoty drink.

[thejuggernaut]

No, I really hate your font size and color. I couldn't give a fuck what you drink, even if it is some faggoty drink.

At least you didn't go out of your way to give a fuck about something you don't give a fuck about, right Alfred ?

And also, at least you worry about the important things in life. Font colors and sizes - call your congressman immediately.

[Punk]

I so look forward to fucking Rivers' ass!

That sounds like homo talk.

My KC Chiefs suck.

I hate Juggernaut's font color and font size, and I'm pretty sure I hate him as a person too.

Homo talk...yeah I can see that. Of course one piece of important information is that she's a chick.

Try again.

[Peterbilt]

I so look forward to fucking Rivers' ass!

That sounds like homo talk.

My KC Chiefs suck.

I hate Juggernaut's font color and font size, and I'm pretty sure I hate him as a person too.

Homo talk...yeah I can see that. Of course one piece of important information is that she's a chick.

Try again.

So she's the "fucker" with a strap-on, right? Still = homo talk.....

Next......

[TawnyVonJagger]

Sooooo...every woman who fuck men up the ass with dildos are homos? Is that what you're saying???

[thejuggernaut]

Sooooo...every woman who fuck men up the ass with dildos are homos? Is that what you're saying???

Of course he can't help but think that.

Everything in his world revolves around homosexuality. Hence people being "faggots" for disliking a certain kind of beer.

Although he'll tell you it has to do with a truck company (and quite possibly the movie "Over The Top", maybe even an ode to Optimus Prime), phonetically speaking, let's look at the name he chose - Peterbilt

Peter - a slang term for male genitalia.

bilt - built

Built by cocks ? Or built FOR cocks.

Now, we can anticipate a possible comeback from him, with a strong chance of a variation of "you're the one who made that connection" with periods of some sort of font color comment.

Supposing I am way off on that and it really is about trucks - there are few things that indicate phallic obsessions better than an affinity for giant machinery.

Either way >

That sounds like homo talk.

My KC Chiefs suck.

[Peterbilt]

Sooooo...every woman who fuck men up the ass with dildos are homos? Is that what you're saying???

If you have something inserted in your ass and you are a male.... (inserted by male or female)

Yeah.....

Faggot.

[Peterbilt]

Sooooo...every woman who fuck men up the ass with dildos are homos? Is that what you're saying???

Of course he can't help but think that.

Everything in his world revolves around homosexuality. Hence people being "faggots" for disliking a certain kind of beer.

Although he'll tell you it has to do with a truck company (and quite possibly the movie "Over The Top", maybe even an ode to Optimus Prime), phonetically speaking, let's look at the name he chose - Peterbilt

Peter - a slang term for male genitalia.

bilt - built

Built by cocks ? Or built FOR cocks.

Now, we can anticipate a possible comeback from him, with a strong chance of a variation of "you're the one who made that connection" with periods of some sort of font color comment.

Supposing I am way off on that and it really is about trucks - there are few things that indicate phallic obsessions better than an affinity for giant machinery.

Either way >

That sounds like homo talk.

My KC Chiefs suck.

Wow. Quite the projection about my screen name. I've said it before and I'll say it again. My screen name was chosen because I'm a big Clutch fan, and they have a song called "The House That Peterbilt" which I chose my name from. The song refers to a particular make of semi-truck. You know, like Mack..... Peterbilt....

So, Juggernaut pontificating on my name relating to The _Cock only shows where his mind is preoccupied.

He = Faggot

[thejuggernaut]

Sooooo...every woman who fuck men up the ass with dildos are homos? Is that what you're saying???

Of course he can't help but think that.

Everything in his world revolves around homosexuality. Hence people being "faggots" for disliking a certain kind of beer.

Although he'll tell you it has to do with a truck company (and quite possibly the movie "Over The Top", maybe even an ode to Optimus Prime), phonetically speaking, let's look at the name he chose - Peterbilt

Peter - a slang term for male genitalia.

bilt - built

Built by cocks ? Or built FOR cocks.

Now, we can anticipate a possible comeback from him, with a strong chance of a variation of "you're the one who made that connection" with periods of some sort of font color comment.

Supposing I am way off on that and it really is about trucks - there are few things that indicate phallic obsessions better than an affinity for giant machinery.

Either way >

That sounds like homo talk.

My KC Chiefs suck.

Wow. Quite the projection about my screen name. I've said it before and I'll say it again. My screen name was chosen because I'm a big Clutch fan, and they have a song called "The House That Peterbilt" which I chose my name from. The song refers to a particular make of semi-truck. You know, like Mack..... Peterbilt....

So, Juggernaut pontificating on my name relating to The _Cock only shows where his mind is preoccupied.

He = Faggot

So your grand triumphant reply was to claim I am projecting and then...........do exactly what I said you'd do.

Quite a wizard, you are.

You just can't type a paragraph without phallic innuendo, can you ?

[Garbageman]

Oh joy! We get to see the road version of the Broncos ugly 1960 uniforms on Monday night in San Diego.

[johnk5150]

Matt Ryan was just NOT sacked again.

[TawnyVonJagger]

Am I fucking dreaming here??? 6-0????!?!?!



Phyllis Rivers was Doom's BITCH tonight! Paybacks are a motherfucker, aren't they, Phyllis????!! DIAF, asshole.

How about Eddie fucking Royal?!

Chicago...thanks for Orton! Whoda thunk it??!?!?!

Josh McDaniels for Coach of the fucking year. WOW. That's one good thing I can say about Belichick, he taught that boy GOOD!

I'm giddy. Heehee.

[bane]

I started both Eddie Royal and Tom Brady on my fantasy team this week. Yes, it was a damn good week! Denver looks like they're for real. Where the hell did that defense come from?

[TawnyVonJagger]

Bane, did you ever pick up B-Marsh? I've even forgiven him!

[TawnyVonJagger]

Royal got me 43 points, Thomas Jones got me 37, and I still fucking lost!

[UtahRatt]

I started both Eddie Royal and Tom Brady on my fantasy team this week. Yes, it was a damn good week! Denver looks like they're for real. Where the hell did that defense come from?

I'm so in shock I still don't believe they're for real. Hat's off to the Broncos is becoming a weekly saying for me.



Someone get Cutlerfuck a pink tissue will ya!


Ref catches his own pass.

[UtahRatt]

Anyone see the secret weapon the Raiders used in their victory over the Eagles? Fucking hysterical! Now if they can get him to play QB they'd be unstoppable!

Pigeon stars for the Raiders
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2msmYpNXic


That makes 2 wins for the Raiders! Half way to my goal prediction for the season....Come on baby just win....2 more! You know it's sad when you set a 4 game win season as the bar to reach.

[TawnyVonJagger]

Ratty, I so love you. We could have sex for realz, it wouldn't even be a grudge fuck anymore! <3

[UtahRatt]

Royal got me 43 points, Thomas Jones got me 37, and I still fucking lost!

It was a good week for fantasy teams, the only player that didn't get me 10 or more was Brandon Marshall. M.J. Drew pulled down 33 points.

[UtahRatt]

Ratty, I so love you. We could have sex for realz, it wouldn't even be a grudge fuck anymore! <3

I'd hit it wearing one of these hats while making horsey sounds.

[bane]

Bane, did you ever pick up B-Marsh? I've even forgiven him!

Yeah I did. He rides the pine most weeks but he's gotten me some points too when other guys are on byes.