
6 days till pitchers and catchers report.
Life is good. Fuck I love baseball.
Moderator: Metal Sludge
HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Of course your asshole is going to be sore when you volunteer for an asspounding and not set any boundaries at all.
I do too, but I just can't get excited about this team. I am usually pumped this time if year. Hell, I could even get excited by some of those early 90's teams that I knew were going to be pretty bad, but I just don't care for this team. I don't like the off season moves. I don't like the Scutaro signing, I don't like the Manny-to-Bay-to-Ellsbury move in left field(Yaz, Rice, Greenwell, Manny, Bay - Ellsbury?), I don't like the Beltre signing, and I still think Lackey is going to have issues making 18 starts in Fenway.killeverything wrote:YYYEEEAAAAHHH it's truck day! Word around the horn is other teams are going to start copying our arbitrary celebratrion.
6 days till pitchers and catchers report.
Life is good. Fuck I love baseball.
Can we cuddle afterwards?WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Will this be the year we finally catch a game together?
Dude, I want to go to the HMZ shtick but I just can't. I won't sully our pastime in that manner.JakeYonkel wrote:Can we cuddle afterwards?WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Will this be the year we finally catch a game together?
HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Of course your asshole is going to be sore when you volunteer for an asspounding and not set any boundaries at all.
TawnyVonJagger wrote:Went to Marlins FanFest yesterday.
Believe it or not, there were a SHIT TON of people there. And they sold 40,000 single game tickets, most in team history. (in one day) I think that people now know this team has a future here, and are coming out and supporting them again.We shall see after their home opener.
We did the usual, toured the press box and down in the clubhouse and shit. We were on our way to go to the club level for the Town Meeting, and who do we meet at the elevators? HANLEY! (with David Samson) I finally met Hanley! I did get one pic of him waiting by the elevator, but I haven't uploaded it yet. He was being mobbed, poor thing, so I just went up to him, said, "Sup, Hanley!?" He said, "Sup!" And we bumped fists.Fuck, I felt like such a fangirl.
I <3 Josh Johnson.
Before we went to FanFest, we drove down to the construction site for the new pond. Things are moving along nicely, and they're right on schedule. Didn't even occur to me to get pics though. Dumbass. But it's looking good! But I HATEHATEHATE Miami traffic, and it's gonna suck even more when the ballpark opens. People there are just flat out fucking crazy drivers.
bonedog wrote:I let Facedown get the better of me
bonedog wrote:My first kid will be born when I am 47.
bonedog wrote:I suck at sludging.
I think that he should. I came across these numbers for him. Using Sabremetric and traditional standards.Machado wrote:Did he do enougH to earn a 1st time ballot intojohnk5150 wrote:#35 for the White Sox is making it official right now.
the HOF??
That would be hysterical if he gets less than they offered.JakeYonkel wrote:Here's some good Cashman quotes on Johnny Damon from the other night:
“The industry the last two free agent markets seems to be going downward and the player’s ages are going upward,” Cashman said. “It makes more sense to be patient. My attitude is if this is the place you want to be, you will make it happen. Johnny Damon professed his love for the Yankees, wanted to be here and was given every chance to be here. He’s not here anymore and I don’t feel that is the Yankees’ fault. They have to reconcile why they are not here, not me.
Speaking of Damon, the left fielder is still without a team one week before spring training begins. Cashman confirmed he made a two-year, $14 million offer that Damon’s agent, Scott Boras, turned down. The Yankees went back to the 36-year-old one more time after having signed Nick Johnson to be the designated hitter. The offer would have been $6 million for one year, half of it deferred.
“I told (Damon and Boras), ‘I don’t know if Hal (Steinbrenner, the team’s part owner) would approve it, but I’m not going to fight for it unless we know you will do it,’” Cashman said. “Scott Boras said, ‘Bobby Abreu’s (new) contract is $9 million a year right now on the table so why would we do that? So I expect to see a Bobby Abreu contract.’ ... I hope he does not sign for something less than our offer. That means he should have been a Yankee and that’s not our fault.”
bonedog wrote:I let Facedown get the better of me
bonedog wrote:My first kid will be born when I am 47.
bonedog wrote:I suck at sludging.
Can't blame the WBC for that one.Facedown wrote:Here we go again...
Dice-K has mild back sprain and is expected to miss start of ST.
Blame Bud Selig. This moron feels he knows what is right for the league.Crazy Levi wrote:Seriously? It's fucking baseball season again?
I swear to Christ it seems like a 10 month season.
All the lame ass sports like baseball, hockey, basketball etc. last forever. Football is but so brief, so fleeting a pleasure.
Man, I would fucking love football if I was entertained by shiny things. You know shit like Nascar, monster trucks, wrestling, Must See TV. But alas I have an IQ above 20, so baseball it is.Crazy Levi wrote:Seriously? It's fucking baseball season again?
I swear to Christ it seems like a 10 month season.
All the lame ass sports like baseball, hockey, basketball etc. last forever. Football is but so brief, so fleeting a pleasure.
This.JakeYonkel wrote:Well, spring training starts in mid February and now the playoffs go into November... so it's damn near a 12 month season. And the off-time Hot Stove is fun as hell to follow.
I agree that the NBA season takes forever though, probably because they play what, 3 games a week?
And fuck football.
And this.killeverything wrote:
Man, I would fucking love football if I was entertained by shiny things. You know shit like Nascar, monster trucks, wrestling, Must See TV. But alas I have an IQ above 20, so baseball it is.
Sure, but he was the one doing the comparison of football to baseball, which of course there is none.SkyDog112046 wrote:It's possible to like baseball, football, hockey, basketball, and motor sports all at the same time. Following one doesn't mean you have to exclude the others.
I saw Sparky in one of the Iggy RIP threads, but he up and went poof again. I'm sure he'll pop in here soon enough.johnk5150 wrote:Pitchers and catchers reported yesterday and Spark hasn't started his annual Cubs Suck thread. Does anyone know if he's alright?
Last home Cubs game of the season is against the Cardinals. I gotta get him up here for a game.TawnyVonJagger wrote:I saw Sparky in one of the Iggy RIP threads, but he up and went poof again. I'm sure he'll pop in here soon enough.johnk5150 wrote:Pitchers and catchers reported yesterday and Spark hasn't started his annual Cubs Suck thread. Does anyone know if he's alright?
bonedog wrote:I let Facedown get the better of me
bonedog wrote:My first kid will be born when I am 47.
bonedog wrote:I suck at sludging.
bonedog wrote:I let Facedown get the better of me
bonedog wrote:My first kid will be born when I am 47.
bonedog wrote:I suck at sludging.
L O FREAKING L.Facedown wrote:Damon signs with Tigers 1yr/8mil.