The New (Spam Free) Never Ending Wrestling Thread

[Angry Jew]

My favorite wrestler just arrived at the iMPACT zone. Jeff Nero Hardy is in the house!

[LynnrdVonHetfield]

My favorite wrestler just arrived at the iMPACT zone. Jeff Nero Hardy is in the house!

What a couple of TRUPUNX!

[LAglamrocker]

Monday Night Thunder starts soon!

[Kid-Wicked]

well......tna sucked. what a fucking mess.

hogan and flair bleeding......didn't see that coming(yeah right). and what a joke the match was. missed spots, no sells. looked awkward. horrible.

why does hogan think people want to see him limp around the ring?

the only saving grace was no nasty boys.

i hope criss angel makes cody rhodes disappear for good

[LAglamrocker]

well Raw had a good run, early reports have the first hour of TNA at a 6,2 rating and second hour reaching high as 8.7

damn I was wrong people do want to see a 50 year old Sting bash a 40 year old RVD

[BD888]

My favorite wrestler just arrived at the iMPACT zone. Jeff Nero Hardy is in the house!

[ozzyrulz777]

I marked out for RVD! TNA was great last night except for the Hogan/Flair match.

[LAglamrocker]

TNA was great last night, you sure about that

why some are so desperate for a 2nd "war" is crazy..if some organization comes around and changes things for the better im all for it, but TNA is so not that

[Garbageman]

TNA was pretty awful from what I saw. Nothing really made sense!

A bucket of blood to try and hide that Hogan (and to a lesser extent Flair) can't do anything worth watching?

Beating down RVD with a bat to make him look weak after people had been hoping to see him for a couple years? And what does it say about Sting when you job him out in a match with 3 moves?

A couple weeks ago you had Angle spit in Hogan's face, now you practically have him coming out to "Real American?"

Setting up a match with Hall vs Nash? Those two are so past doing anything entertaining in the ring they'll make Flair's performance last night look great.

About the only thing they did right was the X division match.


Not that Raw was great, but TNA was just a confusing mess... and will be as long as they keep trying to do Crash TV. Meanwhile with a taped show next week (with Spoilers available to WWE writers 5 days in advance) and Stone Cold hosting, TNA is going to sputter quickly.

Unless people really do like seeing old people bleeding a lot!

[Garbageman]

Last night's edition of TNA Impact scored a 1.0 cable rating.

[LAglamrocker]

i guess the dude in Buffalo that sent in 20,000 rating books for Impact got it up to a 1.0


did Dixie Dumbass twitter the good news?, ha,ha

[Caustic Queen]

OK.. let's just get real about this whold MESS that they call TNA..

Any smart management would NOT have tried to go against RAW.
Maybe Smack Down, or why not Superstars.. but let's get real, putting themselves in direct competition with the highest rated Wrestling show is pure stupidity.
Pick a Tuesday or a Wednesday and build up your ratings first.. build viewers.
THEN if you think you are man enough to go against Ol Vinnie boy.. go for it.

Bitchoff's ego is so inflated he thinks he's smarter than the McMahon dynasty.
What a fool.

[Kid-Wicked]

well Raw had a good run, early reports have the first hour of TNA at a 6,2 rating and second hour reaching high as 8.7

according to whom?

where did you get THAT from?

The first ratings information on last night's WWE vs. TNA head-to-head battle is that WWE Raw scored a 3.4 rating and 5.1 million viewers. TNA scored a 1.0 rating and 1.4 million viewers.

Raw was down 7.4 percent in ratings and 4.2 percent in viewership compared to last week's show.

Impact was down 12.0 percent in ratings and 6.1 percent in TV viewership compared to their final Thursday night show on March 4.

might want to check your sources.

[LynnrdVonHetfield]

well Raw had a good run, early reports have the first hour of TNA at a 6,2 rating and second hour reaching high as 8.7

according to whom?

where did you get THAT from?

The first ratings information on last night's WWE vs. TNA head-to-head battle is that WWE Raw scored a 3.4 rating and 5.1 million viewers. TNA scored a 1.0 rating and 1.4 million viewers.

Raw was down 7.4 percent in ratings and 4.2 percent in viewership compared to last week's show.

Impact was down 12.0 percent in ratings and 6.1 percent in TV viewership compared to their final Thursday night show on March 4.

might want to check your sources.

My sarcasm meter went off reading that, yours?

[Sinderella]

I was not a fan of the wild camera movements in the begining of TNA. I really found TNA to be boring. I was hoping that going head to head with WWE would have made for a better show.

[Monty610]

All of the blood that Hogan and especially Flair drained was pretty pointless, and not something that's going to "hook" the casual viewer, that's for sure.

I agree with Trashy...TNA was a confusing mess!

[ozzyrulz777]

I just hope Hogan and Flair do not wrestle again. But knowing them they probably will.

[Subhuman Yeti]

...I'd bet Paul Heyman was laughing harder at Monday Night Impact than Vince & HHH eventually were.





Half empty Dixie Cups needs to...

1. HIRE HEYMAN
2. Dedicate much more of her free time to acheiving perfection in orally draining my balls
3. Replace Tenay with FOLEY and replace Borash with ANYONE and fire every interview bimbo TNA has
4. Lose Bitchoff. Hogan can stay, if booked to wrestle a year of well booked vs legends matches and then soon booked to do nothing but put over younger workers with the potential be to become stars.
5. Actually book low card and mid card and uppercard fueds/angles that many people with BRAINS may be interested in top to bottom and also randomly book interesting matches and dream matches with no fueds/angles involved as showcaes of atheletic talent.
6. Push HOMICIDE, LO KI and JAY LETHAL, hire back SABU and hire MASATO TANAKA!
7. Stop that fucking stupid JARRETT angle already, he's not DUSTY Rhodes, this isn't 1985, this isn't Saturday Night in Atlanta and thankfully WCW is FUCKING DEAD.
8. The generic lasers make the Impact Zone look like a fucking stupid disco, a fucking stupid disco with shitty 80's lighting.
9. Make the announce team not be so completely fucking stupid already.
"TNA - WOW!! Our annoying announcers are somehow even fucking dumber than Lawler and Cole -- Watch TNA, OK?!"
10. Does Nothing But a Whore Hogan actually think further shoving his useless other than as a jizz bucket fucking annoying daughter down everyone's throat even more is going to boost her shitty attemping-to-sing career?
FUCK YOU WHORE HOGAN, SHE'S AN EMPTY JIZZ BUCKET AT BEST.
11..... I gotta laugh at WHORE HOGAN when he said his son Nick was at home "worried sick" about Hogan nustwinging Abyss while bleeding on a wrestling show, when fucking Nick didnt give a shit that he made his best friend a fucking vegetable until he was held accountable.


Whore Rogaine, his stupid fucking dumbass daughter and Nick the shitty cunt crash test dummy all suck shitdick in hell

[silent_eyes]

TNA doesn't have a cash cow... WWE has PLENTY. Until they can overtake them in that area, they have no chance of getting anywhere close to them. I just can't see tons of people wearing an AJ Styles or Samoa Joe shirt like they would wear a Cena or DX shirt or a Stone Cold or NWO shirt back in the day. The WWE is absolutely making a killing in that market.

And that's what it comes down to. You have to have stars that can sell merchandise.

[LAglamrocker]

damn TNA was much worse then I expected
Hogan Flair to start was comical, Brook during the show proved her acting is as good as her singing. The whole show was just a mess, seemed like a 2 hour SNL skit

Nasty Boys vs Team 3d vs Raw with Stone Cold..ha,ha
0.94 rating becomes 0.30


who the hell would order that Destination X pay per view a week before Mania

if it does 3000, i would be shocked, only people ordering it are the wrestlers family,friends and the internet sites that report on it

i feel bad for RVD, Vince thinks his flavor has run out

NXT is a great show, I look forward to it!...ECW i would forget it was on most weeks

[Garbageman]

Deep thoughts... from Trashy:

I always wanted a 60+ inch HD screen. Imagine "Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls" in my living room at that size in 1080!

Seeing bloody lame Hogan limp and try and wrestle on a 17 inch computer screen in "supposed" HD has made me rethink that desire.

[Caustic Queen]

who the hell would order that Destination X pay per view a week before Mania

Someone who's EGO has already killed one Wrestling company.

Wonder who Bitchoff will blame for killing TNA...


I watched NXT on the WWE site last night.
I gotta say, I really like that show. It's got double the soap opera!

[Monty610]

Dittos to liking NXT. I didn't think I would, but I do. The Miz/Daniel Bryan stuff is the best feud going right now...

[nakedmadman]

TNA doesn't have a cash cow...


And that's what it comes down to. You have to have stars that can sell merchandise.

Only one problem with that... If Jeff Hardy gets his legal problems fixed, he alone will triple all merch sales for TNA, if not more. Now RVD is there too, Rob and Jeff are capable of really putting TNA in the fore-front... If Bitchoff and Geezer Hogan don't kill it first. FFS, keep Flair in a managerial role and Hogan behind a desk, preferably off camera most of the time. AND LIMIT BITCHOFF TO ONE SPOT A WEEK, MAX.

Am I the only one who misses the Abyss who used to be managed by James Mitchell? Fuck this face turn! Bring back the Monster.

[znuff_fan]

I agree...whoever's idea to turn Abyss into Hogan should be out the door. I hate that even more than the other stupid shit they are doing (like bringing in the Nastys). Bring back Raven and have some crazy ass Monsters Ball match again.

[Leppardmania]

I don't like everything TNA has done since Hogan/Bischoff arrived (Nasty Boys, Val Venis, Orlando Jordan, the Band), but I though Monday's Impact show was solid.......better than Raw was.

Arrival of RVD, Sting's heel return, Mr. Anderson/Angle feud, the Knockouts, return of the X division, actual blood (even if it was from senior citizens's heads) without someone coming to glue it shut! All plusses in my book.

[Kid-Wicked]

I agree...whoever's idea to turn Abyss into Hogan should be out the door. I hate that even more than the other stupid shit they are doing (like bringing in the Nastys). Bring back Raven and have some crazy ass Monsters Ball match again.

it was all hogan's idea. he thinks he's going to be the next john cena.

k.w.
seriously

[Angry Jew]

I agree...whoever's idea to turn Abyss into Hogan should be out the door. I hate that even more than the other stupid shit they are doing (like bringing in the Nastys). Bring back Raven and have some crazy ass Monsters Ball match again.

it was all hogan's idea. he thinks he's going to be the next john cena.

k.w.
seriously

Hogan says some crazy shit but this is near the top of the list.

[Caustic Queen]

it was all hogan's idea. he thinks he's going to be the next john cena.

k.w.
seriously

And WCW was going to put WWE out of business...

Hogan and Bitchoff live in some really bad fantasy world...


OK.. to be fair..
Is anyone else really disappointed in Mania this year?
It feels like they woke up one day last week and said "oh wow, we need to create some rivalries for some shows"
There is VERY LITTLE build up for any of the matches..
EGDE v Jericho is SOOO two years ago... I had forgotten why they even hated each other.
and ShamUs v HHH? Yeah.. they put a lot of thought into that one.
The only way that one will be any good is if they make it a LIGHTS OUT match.. so we can laugh our asses off at ShamUs GLOWING in the dark...

It's starting to feel a bit like Days of Our Lives after they killed off all the characters and then had to figure out how to bring them all back.

[Drunken_Little_Elf]

Is anyone else really disappointed in Mania this year?

Compared to last year...fuck no!!!