KOBE'S MOST BESTIAL DUNKS

[grishnak boss]

TIME TO REMEMBER WHO'S THE BEST PLAYER IN THE NBA:

This dunk, however, could have been on an Oompa Loompa and it still would have been shocking.

First off, Lamar Odom actually hustled, so that’s a surprise. Odom slips the ball to Bryant, who uses Steve Nash’s face as a step-ladder on his way to a Superman pose.

Kobe hangs on the rim and draws the foul, and then just stares at his haters.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWvH2l1- ... r_embedded




Say whatever you want about bad defense or Latrell Sprewell’s commitment to effort.

We know one thing for sure. Spree got abused like Rihanna.

Bryant takes him baseline, beats him with essential one dribble and takes off. At that moment, Spreewell wishes he stayed out of the league after his choking fiasco.

Kobe probably does too. This posterization is illegal in most states.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycYVUqjS ... r_embedded


This may be the only alley-oop on this list, and for good reason. For anyone else, Brian Shaw’s pass would have just been a poor bank shot.

But for Bryant, it’s a perfect strike.

He jumps from one side of the hoop, elevates to the other, grabs the ball with one hand and puts it down with emphasis. Even a forearm in the back couldn’t stop this boss.

When Chick Hearn says, “You can go to a basketball game the rest of your life and you won’t see this play duplicated,” you know it must be special.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTpiy_D1 ... r_embedded


In the early and mid-2000s, the Kings and Lakers had one of the best rivalries in sports, despite how much the referees tried to deny its existence.

Bryant and Doug Christie were at the forefront of the battle every time.

This particular battle, however, was the Mamba’s. He gave wife-slave Christie the patented Kobe shimmy, took two dribbles from the three-point arc, jumped from one side of the key and landed on the other.

He then caps it with the businessman trot back down court. He doesn’t need to look back to see he took Christie’s soul.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5A2Q-uO ... r_embedded


Marv Albert describes this slamma jamma with one of the best lines in announcing history:

“Kobe Bryant just sucked the gravity out of the Target Center!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntLzxb5B ... r_embedded


Vincent Yarbrough thought he was going to have a nice NBA career. Contribute off the bench, help his dreadful Nuggets, and pay his bills with his modest paycheck.

Too bad he will only be remembered for this.

KB24 leaks out after the free throw attempt, and Robert Horry hits him with Elway accuracy. Kobe then takes one dribble, goes around the back and goes all Thor on Yarbrough’s face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvHNXgcM ... r_embedded

[yeahbuddy]

that's all I need to say about that!