Burress out of prison

ParaDime77 · Post by **ParaDime77** » Mon Jun 06, 2011 7:03 am

For shooting himself

Bet that dumbfuck wished he never brought his piece to the club that night. Came out of jail this morning rocking a brand new Phillies hat with uber-agent Rosenhaus by his side. Pandering for an Eagles gig already.

chungasrevenge · Post by **chungasrevenge** » Mon Jun 06, 2011 7:11 am

I'd love to see him in a Patriots uniform.

Goddamn Electric · Post by **Goddamn Electric** » Mon Jun 06, 2011 7:50 am

chungasrevenge wrote:I'd love to see him in a Patriots uniform.

I'd love to see him in a casket.

ParaDime77 · Post by **ParaDime77** » Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:38 am

Goddamn Electric wrote:
chungasrevenge wrote:I'd love to see him in a Patriots uniform.
I'd love to see him in a casket.

LillianRoxyFA · Post by **LillianRoxyFA** » Mon Jun 06, 2011 12:37 pm

TMZ reporting he wasn't exactly a model prisoner.

Still, if he's still in shape there will be a job for him.

Kid-Wicked · Post by **Kid-Wicked** » Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:16 pm

raiders.

Subhuman Yeti · Post by **Subhuman Yeti** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:20 pm

He should have tried to get a$$ fucked by the system in a place with a lot more jail overcrowding...
He would have been out onl ya few weeks later & replaced by some 16 yr old tried as an adult for being caught with a couple grams of kush.

johnk5150 · Post by **johnk5150** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 7:48 am

Subhuman Yeti wrote:He should have tried to get a$$ fucked by the system in a place with a lot more jail overcrowding...
He would have been out onl ya few weeks later & replaced by some 16 yr old tried as an adult for being caught with a couple grams of kush.

For some reason he had access to cell phones in the pokey. Apparently prison has changed.

thewonkytits · Post by **thewonkytits** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 3:37 pm

There's talk that the Dolphins are going to try and pick him up. I really hope not. I can't stand that bastard. He lives less than 3 miles from me and I'm thinking about sitting outside his house and throw stuff at him when he comes outside.

AliceManson · Post by **AliceManson** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 6:45 pm

chungasrevenge wrote:I'd love to see him in a Patriots uniform.

Even after the Super Bowl loss?

UtahRatt · Post by **UtahRatt** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 9:12 pm

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