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Open letter to Jordan Jefferson

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Dear Jordan,

Thanks for fucking up the season, jackass!

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I have it on good authority that they're going to move him to punter.
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They'll be a better team without him back there.

Addition by subtraction.
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Frett_Bored wrote:They'll be a better team without him back there.

Addition by subtraction.
I almost tend to agree with this. He's incredibly bad under pressure. However his replacement, picksy-sixy Jared Lee is scary as hell. They have a great freshman up-and-comer in Zach Mettenberger but the SEC is no place for a greenhorn.

It's going to be a stressful, if not miserable season I'm afraid. I'd love to be proven wrong about that.
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Geaux Tigers ... on 9/3!
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Did I hear correctly the police took 49 pairs of his shoes for DNA testing? I have six pair. And I'd only have five if I didn't rotate my running shoes every day.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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johnk5150 wrote:Did I hear correctly the police took 49 pairs of his shoes for DNA testing? I have six pair. And I'd only have five if I didn't rotate my running shoes every day.
He rotates his face kicking shoes every night.
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Didn't need Jordan Jefferson, today.

Doubt you'll need him ever again.

Lee managed the game, just fine!

THANKS AGAIN, TIGERS!

I OWE YA!
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