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SkyDog112046 wrote:Brady Quinn is getting half the snaps with the first team this week. The way to beat Pittsburgh's pass rush is to go to a spread formation and then have the ability to throw deep accurately. Fox knows Tebow can't do it, otherwise there would be no way he'd take half the snaps away from the guy that is supposed to be his starting QB in the week leading up to hi first playoff game.
Brady Queen won't see the field, Lickety.

He can't throw an out route to save his life.

He has a WEENIE arm.

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Looks like Indy is planning on drafting Luck. Which means the Manning era is over. It just doesn't make sense to bring him back and take the cap hit and then not be able to resign UFAs or bring in other free agents. And figure best case scenario with Manning is that he has another 2-3 seasons left while worst case he won't ever come back healthy. Drafting Luck is the right move.

Crennel appears to be the next coach in KC. Good move, he has always built good defenses and did a nice job in Cleveland considering the circumstances.

New England is bringing back McDaniels. He may not be head coach material but he was an excellent Offensive Coordinator, far better than O'Brien. He did a really good job with Cassel in 2008 and can help groom Mallett to take over in 3-4 years.
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Game day, gentlemen. Bring it.
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The QB play in the Cincy vs Hou game is awful. Yates & Dalton both looked like the rookies they are today.

Lewis is an idiot blowing both his challenges in the first half on plays that he had no chance of overturning and in one case had minimal benefit even if overturned.

I can't see Houston going to Baltimore and beating the Ravens unless Flacco implodes.
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SkyDog112046 wrote:The QB play in the Cincy vs Hou game is awful. Yates & Dalton both looked like the rookies they are today.

Lewis is an idiot blowing both his challenges in the first half on plays that he had no chance of overturning and in one case had minimal benefit even if overturned.

I can't see Houston going to Baltimore and beating the Ravens unless Flacco implodes.
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New Orleans getting some very generous spots. That's twice they've gotten an extra foot & a half on 3rd down plays on the same drive.
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SkyDog112046 wrote:New Orleans getting some very generous spots. That's twice they've gotten an extra foot & a half on 3rd down plays on the same drive.
Schwartz could have challenged. He certainly should have on that 4th down.
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AliceManson wrote:Ravens and Patriots in AFC Championship.
That's bold.
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AliceManson wrote:Ravens and Patriots in AFC Championship.
That's bold.
Actually it is New England are the one and done team, that will change again.
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Matthew Stafford looks like a total dude brah man. He probably keeps some roofies in his wallet, just to remember the old times.
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tin00can wrote:Matthew Stafford looks like a total dude brah man. He probably keeps some roofies in his wallet, just to remember the old times.
:lol:

I feel bad for the Lions. They got shafted on some stuff but they also got way outplayed in that second half.
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Well it was a pretty good season for the two teams I really care about, the Bengals and Lions. I usually have one team I root for in the playoffs but I really don't see anyone I can give a crap about this time. I'll guess it's going to be Packers/Pats with the Packers doing the repeat.
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SkyDog112046 wrote:The QB play in the Cincy vs Hou game is awful. Yates & Dalton both looked like the rookies they are today.

Lewis is an idiot blowing both his challenges in the first half on plays that he had no chance of overturning and in one case had minimal benefit even if overturned.

I can't see Houston going to Baltimore and beating the Ravens unless Flacco implodes.
Andre Johnson looked really rusty early. Good to see him turn it on late. He juked Pac Man out of his shoes on that touchdown. Houston looked much better in the second half, but yeah, I don't hold much hope of them beating the Ravens either.
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Ravens QB is the guy that can't win the big game, I think Texans have a good chance.

QBs that no one believes in seem to do well

Texans win 24-14
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I'm finding it hard to care about the Giants and the Falcons.
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MurrayFiend wrote:I'm finding it hard to care about the Giants and the Falcons.


This game has been a snooze fest so far.

And why can't NFL officiating crews get a simple spot correct? I understand the ones in piles that are hard to see but they can't even get the spots right on open-field tackles this weekend.
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bane wrote:
SkyDog112046 wrote:The QB play in the Cincy vs Hou game is awful. Yates & Dalton both looked like the rookies they are today.

Lewis is an idiot blowing both his challenges in the first half on plays that he had no chance of overturning and in one case had minimal benefit even if overturned.

I can't see Houston going to Baltimore and beating the Ravens unless Flacco implodes.
Andre Johnson looked really rusty early. Good to see him turn it on late. He juked Pac Man out of his shoes on that touchdown. Houston looked much better in the second half, but yeah, I don't hold much hope of them beating the Ravens either.

Only Flaco can lose that game....hopefully he does. :wink:

It was awesome to see the Texans win that game.It's a godd buzz everywhere here,good feelings all around,but in the back of our mind we all know T.J. can only 'do' so much for us. So we'll keep on with this Mardi Gras atmosphere knowing it has to come to it's end.
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I hate Joe Buck's smug, contrived 'excitement' so much.

"AND THEY GET THE STOP!" Fuck off.
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MurrayFiend wrote:I hate Joe Buck's smug, contrived 'excitement' so much.

"AND THEY GET THE STOP!" Fuck off.
Buck doesn't have an ounce of the chops his dad had, but I'll take his feigned excitement over Tirico's pouty whimpering the last few shitty Monday Night Football games when he could hear America changing the channel.
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And Falcons fans, it's time to take a hard look at your coach the way they've shown up totally unprepared these last two playoff games.
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johnk5150 wrote:
MurrayFiend wrote:I hate Joe Buck's smug, contrived 'excitement' so much.

"AND THEY GET THE STOP!" Fuck off.
Buck doesn't have an ounce of the chops his dad had, but I'll take his feigned excitement over Tirico's pouty whimpering the last few shitty Monday Night Football games when he could hear America changing the channel.
:lol:

And yeah, the Falcons are pretty dire today.
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MurrayFiend wrote:I hate Joe Buck's smug, contrived 'excitement' so much.

"AND THEY GET THE STOP!" Fuck off.
Don't really enjoy Buck and Aikman's commentary either. I remember watching the 49ers/Cowboys game early this season, and all they could do was swing from Romo's nuts, even in the first half when the Cowboys were getting outplayed bad. These guys are lame asses.
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Take a drink every time Phil Simms says "Tim Tebow".
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Decker is out. Tebow hits Royal for a TD. Steelers d-line is getting banged up. Here we go! This one could be wild!
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If the Steelers lose this I'll drink a cup of my own piss.
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MurrayFiend wrote:If the Steelers lose this I'll drink a cup of my own piss.
Jesus is at this game. I thought Wallace had that catch.
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Tebow don't look like no 'humble Christian' after that TD run. :lol:
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