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Space Bear wrote:
Captain Morgan wrote:I can honestly say, I've never laughed so damn hard. The Funkasaurus was awesome.
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You just gotta know where to look. 8)
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Space Bear wrote:You just gotta know where to look. 8)
I think when the Funkasaurus comes out next week on RAW, the reaction is going to be huge. It's so damn hokie, it rules!
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The Funkasaurus actually pissed me off. Extremely.
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eddie lee roth wrote:That's good but please no shots of him after he's taken the tracksuit off :lol:
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Okay! No problem, I won't.
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eddie lee roth wrote:That's good but please no shots of him after he's taken the tracksuit off :lol:
You mean like this?

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Okay! No problem, I won't.
You bastard :lol: for all you old time fans after seeing that pic it got me wondering if his dad is Bastion Booger.
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I dunno, but seeing him dance put me in mind of Dusty Rhodes in the later years.
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There's no monday night football tonight. Does that mean that Vince is pulling out the big guns tonight?

If there's one PPV I might pay 45 dollars for, it's the Rumble.
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I'm heading out to Anaheim for RAW. Hope they have some surprises for us. Not looking forward to Perez Hilton being there though ?!?!
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Raw didnt go from a 3.1 to 1.6, stayed at 3.1

Raw always does 3.1-3.4, funny how a .3 seems to be the end of the world in the pro wrestling sites news

new Tag Champs last night in Oakland, at a house show, thats cool

I think the Y2j thing is awesome, if he does feud withPunk having Y2j quiet is brilliant, when Y2J does speak it will be when he bets punk for the belt
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Y2J got a bigger pop than CM Punk. Funkasaurus went over well too. I would have never guessed that gimmick would work.
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That was a goddamn good Raw. Multiple interconnecting storylines, R-Truth visiting Disneyland, slow motion Funkasaurus jiggling, Cena starting to go slightly batshit nasty, Jericho's tagging out and leaving. Well done, WWE Creative... don't go fucking this up.
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Surprise Funkasaurussecks!

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No big surprise here ...

In accordance with its Talent Wellness Program, WWE has suspended Matthew Korklan (Evan Bourne) for 60 days effective Tuesday, January 17 for his second violation of the company's policy.
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Vince wanted Bourne to be a big star,, guess Bourne doesn't want that. His name is Matthew and is a drug loser..shock!

Y2J is awesome, who didn't believe he wasn't going to wrestle in the match about 98% people watching, still fun to see.
could he win Rumble without doing anything at all or throwing anyone over the rope? that would rule!
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ATASTEOFEVIL wrote:No big surprise here ...

In accordance with its Talent Wellness Program, WWE has suspended Matthew Korklan (Evan Bourne) for 60 days effective Tuesday, January 17 for his second violation of the company's policy.
Certainly explains them dropping the belts. Shame... I've always been a Bourne fan, way before they gave him any kind of push. Is it just weed, or something else?
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Who is the Mark on here that was talking shit about THE MAN CALLED STING?! For all fans of The Stinger check out this five minute tribute to the legend himself featuring Surfer Sting footage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3pbbz4B--4

Here is his entrance for STARRCADE 97. What a great buildup to this match against Hogan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqLvko1e ... re=related

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Angry Jew wrote:Who is the Mark on here that was talking shit about THE MAN CALLED STING?! For all fans of The Stinger check out this five minute tribute to the legend himself featuring Surfer Sting footage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3pbbz4B--4

Here is his entrance for STARRCADE 97. What a great buildup to this match against Hogan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqLvko1e ... re=related

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Jeff Hardy seems like he's doing pretty well lately. His match with Storm, (despite the finish) on this weeks IMPACT was really good. It's like he has some of his passion for wrestling back. Here is Jeff meeting a make a wish kid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7IWJKYFQBU&feature=fvsr

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i never understood sting's popularity. he has no moves.
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Kid-Wicked wrote:i never understood sting's popularity. he has no moves.
He has more moves than Hogan.
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demolition23 wrote:
Kid-Wicked wrote:i never understood sting's popularity. he has no moves.
He has more moves than Hogan.
not really. maybe a couple.
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Kid-Wicked wrote:i never understood sting's popularity. he has no moves.
Watch Sting/Flair matches from the late 80's/early 90's. No matter how amazing Flair is,Sting played a huge role in those classic matches. Sting still has charisma that few wrestlers have ever had. He's up there with Hogan.Austin,Rock etc.for sure. Anyone who doesn't think so has either never seen classic NWA/WCW matches or is a total WWE Mark.
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demolition23 wrote:
Kid-Wicked wrote:i never understood sting's popularity. he has no moves.
He has more moves than Hogan.
not really. maybe a couple.
Of course, but my point is that wrestling popularity and move sets do not always go hand in hand. For every Shawn Michaels there's a Hulk Hogan. So anybody who follows wrestling shouldn't be scratching their head as to why a guy with a relatively limited technical repertoire might be popular. As AJ notes, a million other things go into it.
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demolition23 wrote:Of course, but my point is that wrestling popularity and move sets do not always go hand in hand. For every Shawn Michaels there's a Hulk Hogan. So anybody who follows wrestling shouldn't be scratching their head as to why a guy with a relatively limited technical repertoire might be popular. As AJ notes, a million other things go into it.
Exactly. I am a Jeff Hardy nutswinger but I'll admit he isn't even close to the best wrestler nor does he cut great promos however he has been massively over for a long time now. You always have the idiots who say his fans are fat goth girls but you don't sell that much merch to just one section of the audience. I think if Jeff returned to WWE and kept his head in the game he could easily be near the top of a Mania card still.

Sting is and always will be one of the all time greats.Easily in the top ten of all time.
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Guys, I stumbled upon a Grade A gem here. This shoot interview is absolutely hilarious. It made my night

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghWYq0qiYs8
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Royal Dudeness wrote:Guys, I stumbled upon a Grade A gem here. This shoot interview is absolutely hilarious. It made my night

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghWYq0qiYs8
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demolition23 wrote:
Kid-Wicked wrote:
demolition23 wrote:
He has more moves than Hogan.
not really. maybe a couple.
Of course, but my point is that wrestling popularity and move sets do not always go hand in hand. For every Shawn Michaels there's a Hulk Hogan. So anybody who follows wrestling shouldn't be scratching their head as to why a guy with a relatively limited technical repertoire might be popular. As AJ notes, a million other things go into it.
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Kid-Wicked wrote:i never understood sting's popularity. he has no moves.
Watch Sting/Flair matches from the late 80's/early 90's. No matter how amazing Flair is,Sting played a huge role in those classic matches. Sting still has charisma that few wrestlers have ever had. He's up there with Hogan.Austin,Rock etc.for sure. Anyone who doesn't think so has either never seen classic NWA/WCW matches or is a total WWE Mark.
All I can tell you is that I was a casual WWF fan back in the day and I never heard of Sting. I heard of Hogan, I heard of Goldberg and even Ric Flair but not Sting.

Of course Sting was a main eventer in WCW but I think you guys are playing it up a little bit
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CHYNA goes off on Twitter...if you have time skim through it all. She makes some wicked accusations.

http://www.sescoops.com/wrestling-news/ ... you-vince/
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Okay I've been on vacation and I just caught up on the last two weeks of wrestling shows on my DVR.

Daniel Bryan has really started to give some great promos. I was cracking up when he was bitching about internet fans and he looked at the camera and said, "I'm talking to you HeymanRules512!"

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