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Colts fans are HUGE bandwagoneers. That dump Hoosier Dome used to be empty all the time. The Indianapolis Colts sucked for a long time before they got good and were a distant second place to Knight's Hoosiers.

And now after ONE bad season Colts fans are again leaving in droves. That story I posted stated a big Colts bar in the burbs lost 80% of its business this season. Astounding.
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Once again, it has never happened and it won't happen this time. Nobody is going to pay that much for one postion so one guy can ride the pine.

It's over p13, and you're wrong again. My wish for you one day is you can be a normal fan and say things like "I hope" and "It would rule if this or that happened" instead of you acting like you are in the front office. You will come off much less douchey. Maybe.
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As a Vikes fans of almost 35 years, nobody can call me a bandwagoner. They've never won anything.
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NeverSurrender wrote:Once again, it has never happened and it won't happen this time. Nobody is going to pay that much for one postion so one guy can ride the pine.

It's over p13, and you're wrong again. My wish for you one day is you can be a normal fan and say things like "I hope" and "It would rule if this or that happened" instead of you acting like you are in the front office. You will come off much less douchey. Maybe.
You're right, it hasn't happened... after 1 year of the rookie cap. Idiot. All the analysts who were also saying for months that the Colts should draft Luck and keep Manning were all idiots too, I guess. The only reason the tide has turned on that is that Peyton is not healthy, which makes paying him $28 million impossible. It has ZERO to do with the cap.

But if you knew anything about football, you'd know that.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I didn't read any of that.
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As soon as I started following the Dolphins after the Bears Super bowl year, they've been pretty shit for the most part. Even the years they made the playoffs in that time, they still failed miserably.

Anyways, it's going to take a GM with big balls to hire Manning once he gets cut from the Cunts. Unless he can prove his fitness in a really short space of time AND take a huge pay cut.
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NeverSurrender wrote:As a Vikes fans of almost 35 years, nobody can call me a bandwagoner. They've never won anything.
I loved those 70's Viking teams. Tarkenton and the Purple People Eaters were awesome. I wanted them to beat the Raiders so badly in SB XI.
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SkyDog112046 wrote:
NeverSurrender wrote:As a Vikes fans of almost 35 years, nobody can call me a bandwagoner. They've never won anything.
I loved those 70's Viking teams. Tarkenton and the Purple People Eaters were awesome. I wanted them to beat the Raiders so badly in SB XI.

I started following them the next season. I still have yet to see my team play in the Super Bowl.
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The Pats' punter has a hell of a background.

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DOWN2WHISKEY wrote:He ran away w/ the MVP! Rodgers 48-Brees 2.....ouch! I figured it'd be closer!!!

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Interesting NFL expansion plans as I mentioned a few pages back.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sp ... wners.html
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MickeyG wrote:Interesting NFL expansion plans as I mentioned a few pages back.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sp ... wners.html
Right now it's 32 teams, 16 in each conference, 4 in each division. Adding a single team will throw everything out of whack. So they would need to bring in at least 2 teams, if not 4 and then expand the schedule. Not to mention the disadvantage a team in Europe would face having to travel for 8 games a year. The London to California trips would be murder. There would be a lot of logistics to work out. To add two teams they need another 106 players. Not to mention there aren't enough QBs to go around as it is. I understand they are always looking for new revenue streams, but they have a good thing going right now - why risk screwing it up?
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I agree with everything you say about schedule and logistics.

But I guess $9 billion in annual revenues just isn't enough.
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MickeyG wrote:Interesting NFL expansion plans as I mentioned a few pages back.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sp ... wners.html
Right now it's 32 teams, 16 in each conference, 4 in each division. Adding a single team will throw everything out of whack. So they would need to bring in at least 2 teams, if not 4 and then expand the schedule. Not to mention the disadvantage a team in Europe would face having to travel for 8 games a year. The London to California trips would be murder. There would be a lot of logistics to work out. To add two teams they need another 106 players. Not to mention there aren't enough QBs to go around as it is. I understand they are always looking for new revenue streams, but they have a good thing going right now - why risk screwing it up?
Expansion is not a great idea. But feel free to move the Bills or Jags or Rams to London.
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MickeyG wrote:Interesting NFL expansion plans as I mentioned a few pages back.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sp ... wners.html
Right now it's 32 teams, 16 in each conference, 4 in each division. Adding a single team will throw everything out of whack. So they would need to bring in at least 2 teams, if not 4 and then expand the schedule. Not to mention the disadvantage a team in Europe would face having to travel for 8 games a year. The London to California trips would be murder. There would be a lot of logistics to work out. To add two teams they need another 106 players. Not to mention there aren't enough QBs to go around as it is. I understand they are always looking for new revenue streams, but they have a good thing going right now - why risk screwing it up?
Expansion is not a great idea. But feel free to move the Bills or Jags or Rams to London.
The Rams are going to be London's "home team" for the next 3 seasons. That could be their destination. The Bills appear to be headed to Toronto if they go anywhere, they may even split their games between the two cities. Who knows with the Jags - maybe LA if they can get the stadium situation resolved.

Say they put the Rams in London. They would have to offer some type of incentive for the players to go there. Between the travel and the tax situation it's not a place where the better free agents would want to go.
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London is the dumbest idea these whackjobs have ever had. This is called getting too big for your britches. Leave it the way it is.

Goodell is assraping the history of the league.

I'm pretty sure Paul Brown, Papa Bear, Landry, Al Davis, Lombardi, Curly Lambeau's drunk ass, Pete Rozelle are all laughing at this shit wherever they are now. Fucking idiots.
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The NFL does not need expansion. If anything they either need to contract or at least move a couple of teams. The London thing is ridiculous. I know they want to try and expand the brand world wide, but the logistics are just not feasible. The London team will be at a distinct disadvantage traveling half way around the world half of their games. Think of how bad west coast teams generally perform on the East coast. Multiply that by an ocean. God forbid they have a short week with a Monday game.
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bane wrote:The NFL does not need expansion. If anything they either need to contract or at least move a couple of teams. The London thing is ridiculous. I know they want to try and expand the brand world wide, but the logistics are just not feasible. The London team will be at a distinct disadvantage traveling half way around the world half of their games. Think of how bad west coast teams generally perform on the East coast. Multiply that by an ocean. God forbid they have a short week with a Monday game.
The London team will play 4 home and 4 away with a homebase in the US for those two months of the season. Giving them a distinct disadvantage in the US and a distinct homefield advantage as well. I too am opposed to this idea. The Saint Louis/Los Angeles/Cleveland Rams are looking into the idea though. That said, I say let 'em move. A dome built in 1995 isn't good enough for you? See ya!
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I like the fact that each team will get at least one primetime game next year thanks to Thursday Night Football. I am a Browns fan so obviously they don't flood the national stage too often.
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bigbuttskinner wrote:I like the fact that each team will get at least one primetime game next year thanks to Thursday Night Football. I am a Browns fan so obviously they don't flood the national stage too often.
I am take it or leave it with TNF. It kills gameweek preparation, but the playing field is leveled because both teams have to suffer through it. I think my biggest hang up with TNF is that I find NFL Network to have terrible in game coverage. And don't even get me started with what ESPN has done to MNF.
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The league average salary is $1.6M. If you are an average free agent and you have a choice of 5 or 6 US based teams with federal and state taxes around 40% or going to London with their taxes somewhere around 65%, where are you going to go?

Taking home $960k vs $560k is a no brainer. Taking away all the logistical aspects of the travel and being away from family out of it there still is just too much of a disparity in the money to make it feasible. Maybe they would have to have an adjusted salary cap to even out the take home.
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SkyDog112046 wrote:The league average salary is $1.6M. If you are an average free agent and you have a choice of 5 or 6 US based teams with federal and state taxes around 40% or going to London with their taxes somewhere around 65%, where are you going to go?

Taking home $960k vs $560k is a no brainer. Taking away all the logistical aspects of the travel and being away from family out of it there still is just too much of a disparity in the money to make it feasible. Maybe they would have to have an adjusted salary cap to even out the take home.
Despite being a Jew I'm no accountant.

But would they still have to pay those UK taxes only living there for 4 or 5 months a year?

Even training camp they could do in the US.
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Maybe Goodell is reading the Locker Room threads?
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Crazy Levi wrote:
SkyDog112046 wrote:The league average salary is $1.6M. If you are an average free agent and you have a choice of 5 or 6 US based teams with federal and state taxes around 40% or going to London with their taxes somewhere around 65%, where are you going to go?

Taking home $960k vs $560k is a no brainer. Taking away all the logistical aspects of the travel and being away from family out of it there still is just too much of a disparity in the money to make it feasible. Maybe they would have to have an adjusted salary cap to even out the take home.
Despite being a Jew I'm no accountant.

But would they still have to pay those UK taxes only living there for 4 or 5 months a year?

Even training camp they could do in the US.
I think they have to pay a percentage based on the amount of time they spend there and how much of their income comes from that location. It works like that when you split time between 2 states in the US too. And then there is the 15% VAT that they can't avoid for the time they are in London. It adds up. Maybe it's not as extreme as 65% vs 40%, but it's still significant.
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bane wrote:The NFL does not need expansion. If anything they either need to contract or at least move a couple of teams. The London thing is ridiculous. I know they want to try and expand the brand world wide, but the logistics are just not feasible. The London team will be at a distinct disadvantage traveling half way around the world half of their games. Think of how bad west coast teams generally perform on the East coast. Multiply that by an ocean. God forbid they have a short week with a Monday game.
As soon as they put a team in London or play a Super Bowl there I am done with football. As a kid there was no sport I liked more than football. I just think this is taking greed to the next level & tarnishes the league beyond repair.
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NeverSurrender wrote:London is the dumbest idea these whackjobs have ever had.
Agreed.

The idea to make the NFL a "world league" is absolutely ridiculous.

Good idea in theory - BAD idea in actual practice.
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