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What the fuck is wrong with Dwayne Wade

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It's a fucking All star game you hack. How are you going to break someones nose in an all star game.
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He was one of our PR clients at my old firm. I don't have enough time in the day to discuss what is wrong with Dwayne Wade.
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The big problem is that he is jealous of Kobe Bryant.
As long as Kobe is in the league, Wade will always be #2.
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Anne_Thrax wrote:He was one of our PR clients at my old firm. I don't have enough time in the day to discuss what is wrong with Dwayne Wade.
Please do tell.
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yeahbuddy wrote:The big problem is that he is jealous of Kobe Bryant.
As long as Kobe is in the league, Wade will always be #2.
I put LeBron, Rose, Dirk, and Durant over him.
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yeahbuddy wrote:
Anne_Thrax wrote:He was one of our PR clients at my old firm. I don't have enough time in the day to discuss what is wrong with Dwayne Wade.
Please do tell.
It involves the big brothers big sisters organization, a divorce, and and somebody spreading an STD all over god's green earth. All for now.
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They're so close...

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I always got the notion Wade was a shit. He is the whole reason I hate the Heat. He also needs to sit the fuck down and let LBJ take over.
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Clovis Died wrote:I always got the notion Wade was a shit. He is the whole reason I hate the Heat. He also needs to sit the fuck down and let LBJ take over.

LBJ does not have the desire to take over.
When the game is on the line, LBJ prefers to pass the ball.
LBJ is weak will never be a winner!
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Anne_Thrax wrote:
yeahbuddy wrote:
Anne_Thrax wrote:He was one of our PR clients at my old firm. I don't have enough time in the day to discuss what is wrong with Dwayne Wade.
Please do tell.
It involves the big brothers big sisters organization, a divorce, and and somebody spreading an STD all over god's green earth. All for now.
Yeah, I read somewhere on one of the gossip sites that he was a std spreader.
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Nothing better than being at childrens' events with him at BBBS, and all the media wants to interview him about is STDs. AKWARD!
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Clovis Died wrote:I always got the notion Wade was a shit. He is the whole reason I hate the Heat. He also needs to sit the fuck down and let LBJ take over.
LBJ can't take over. He isn't wired that way. He's the second banana guy with The Man like following.
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Fuck his apology too, can't stand him.
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Clovis Died wrote:Fuck his apology too, can't stand him.
I think Mike Brown should go to MWP & tell him to give Wade or LeBron an extra special shove this Sunday.
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yeahbuddy wrote:
Clovis Died wrote:Fuck his apology too, can't stand him.
I think Mike Brown should go to MWP & tell him to give Wade or LeBron an extra special shove this Sunday.

Agreed, tell MWP to forget the meds that day.
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Clovis Died wrote:
yeahbuddy wrote:
Clovis Died wrote:Fuck his apology too, can't stand him.
I think Mike Brown should go to MWP & tell him to give Wade or LeBron an extra special shove this Sunday.

Agreed, tell MWP to forget the meds that day.
You know, not only would I watch a Lakers game for that, I would root for them. Crazy pills getting inside LeBron's head and freaking him the fuck out would be amazing.
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My guess is it will be an unspoken word.
MWP does a good job of playing dirty without crossing the line.
Well, he crosses the line, but its a fine line.
If only the guy could shot the damn ball!
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Kobe plays better when he's hurt. He shoots better when someone pisses him off. They beat the Heat, that's that. Stupid motherfuckers.
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Has anyone mentioned the spelling of his name as a potential starting point for his problems? D-W-Y-A-N-E?
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