Gregg's new sig

[Crazy Levi]

Senior...I have to admit I'm already having seller's remorse.

I want to Indian-give in the worst way.

Can I take a crack at being p13 first? I promIse I'll be subtle.

[Turner Coates]

I'll leave as the biggest legend in sludge history.

[killeverything]

This is remarkable. All of this is because he's such a huge fan of the Indianapolis One And Done, he makes bets he won't honor about a sport he knows nothing about?

Unreal.

[Crazy Levi]

I don't think you should tell the rest of the board.
The point is to post as much stupid shit as him as possible before they figure it out.

I promise you, it can go on for years and some people won't figure it out.

Note to moderator: I don't mind being banned for no reason, that's fine. But handing my personal account over to others and letting them masquerade as myself will be treated as slander, defamation and libel.

Gregg, where did all of you sigs and avatars go?

If you need fresh copies, let me know. I have them all saved.



Jesus Gregg...never saw this coming man. No joke, you are already the front runner for meltdown of 2013 and it ain't even March.

You're welcome.

[SeniorGrande]

[Crazy Levi]

Gregg-

Has it sunk in how completely owned you are yet?

More owned than ANYBODY in Sludge history.

You are owned. LITERALLY.

We own your identity. We own your account. We own your sigs.

We OWN you as surely has harriet Tubman in her early days.

Ow-fucking-ned.

Owned.

[dtmfs]

[Heenan Snuka]

Note to moderator: I don't mind being banned for no reason, that's fine. But handing my personal account over to others and letting them masquerade as myself will be treated as slander, defamation and libel.

poster making legal threats on the internet = surefire loser with no money to carry out that threat

[Turner Coates]

Note to moderator: I don't mind being banned for no reason, that's fine. But handing my personal account over to others and letting them masquerade as myself will be treated as slander, defamation and libel.

My screen name is associated with my real name and plenty of people here know me outside of this board. Thus, a reasonable connection can be made between slandering my screen name and slandering my real name. You do own the name on sludge, but you don't own the right to have others masquerade as me and defame me.

[Crazy Levi]

Uh-oh.

Looks like somebody is Welching on his Welching



Well, that's cool. At least we got an EPIC meltdown for the ages, about another 5 pages for the " mark my words" thread, and an AWESOME new sig from DT.

Well, it's been a lovely evening.

Ps- Gregg - you are a fucking bitch and you will NEVER live this shit down.

Nice to see you cave like the spineless pussy bitch you are.

Truly you have humiliated and embarrassed yourself. You are a pathetic shit stain and we ALL own you now.

[TawnyVonJagger]

Ohmyfuckinggod. I cannot believe I missed this, I've been away from the Locker Room for a few days and MISSED THE BIGGEST MELTDOWN/PWNING IN SLUDGE HISTORY! Holy shit,

OMFG I love this place. And Teh_Mod. <3 <3 <3 A LAWSUIT!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, Greggles. You're so cute when you're all melty. Ya reap what you sow, you welching cunt.

Can't...stop...laughing...

[Turner Coates]

In memoriam to the self-proclaimed "GREATEST LEGEND IN THE HISTORY OF SLUDGE":



May you rest on the lap of Lil' Bert for eternity.

[Fletch]

Whoever came up with it :

"CHUCKSCHLONG"

[Facedown]

To the Mod:

To puss13:

Buh bye you pussy little bitch.
I guess everybody on this board owning you day after day for years has finally taken it's toll on you. You should go out better than this, but.....it's you so it's no surprise.
You're a liar and a troll who knows nothing about football, boy.

[Luminiferous]

Note to moderator: I don't mind being banned for no reason, that's fine. But handing my personal account over to others and letting them masquerade as myself will be treated as slander, defamation and libel.

[Luminiferous]

Over/under if Greg does get banned, how long until he signs back up (or attempts to)

I give it less than two weeks..

[Facedown]

Who will beg the Mod for him to come back first?
One of us or him?

[Crazy Levi]

Note to moderator: I don't mind being banned for no reason, that's fine. But handing my personal account over to others and letting them masquerade as myself will be treated as slander, defamation and libel.

Gregg thought this line was so awesome he posted it about five times.

Owned. I can't stop saying it.

Owned.

Owned McGowned.

Ownerous Amongus.

[Stoner]

If you and Stevie are fine with the legal costs, let's do it.

Thanks.

[Peter Crisp]

I could give a shit about sports, but I've got so many PM's from various people I had to come see this for myself.

Oh My Fucking God. P13, you're making LicketySplit look like the guy he pretended to be in his pictures.

First this, then us (who don't come to this board) over on the main board, squeeze that little heart in a vise tighter by telling you the Poison HEADLINING tour ain't happening....I actually feel bad. I did pick you as first meltdown of the year over in the Lounge, never thought it would be over something like this.

[WhiteHouseSubsAC]

What I want to know is who the hell will admit to knowing this mong off the boards. Come forward and be shamed.

[Stoner]

Would not be the least bit surprised to find out that P13 and theglammerthebetter met up for a Lady Antebellum concert.

[Bludegeon]

WOW..

That was fucking great...

I don't go into the Locker room all that much, but, after reading this. That may change.

P13, what a little bitch.

Nicely done..

[Crazy Levi]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Levy, you butthurt bitch. Pissed that your "plan" failed and no one gives a fuck about your failed sig, so you egg on your boyfriend to come to your rescue?

Yep. That's pretty much how it went down.

Seems like it worked too, seeing as how you have just melted down in historic fashion. Let's just say "Plan B" turned out to be a rousing success.

[WhiteHouseSubsAC]

Bertthurt.

[Stoner]

Twenty bucks says P13's lawyer is his dad - not even kidding about this.

It would certainly explain The_Corvette.

[Crazy Levi]

Twenty bucks says P13's lawyer is his dad - not even kidding about this.

It would certainly explain The_Corvette.

The thing that gets me with The_internet_legal_threat is how could someone possibly present this to a lawyer? I mean, unless you are Donald Trump and you do this kind of thing every day, how would someone go about calling a lawyer and go about making this kind of thing a reality?

Even LAWYERS have to laugh stuff out of their office sometimes, right?

How does it start?

Gregg:

"Ok...well, I'm on this internet message board..."

"Ok, well the mod on this internet message board wants to give my identity to someone else..."

"OK...so I had this bet on the internet about a sig. It's this thing that appears after my posts..."

Lawyer:

"Shelia...cancel my three o'clock. I have a serious case here."

[Stoner]

We all used to laugh about this shit when TheMetalChick used to threaten us with it on a daily basis.

Can you imagine someone saying "Your Honor, the prosecution calls CrouchingStonerHiddenBong to the stand" or someone trying to serve you by saying "Excuse me, Crazy Levi?".

[Crazy Levi]

I just noticed the RG3 tat on Andrew Leaf's arm



LMFAO

nice work.

[Machado]