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They should trade Peterson. We'll give you Shaun Hill, he's better than anything you have now. We'll throw in Mike Leshoure.
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Come on Truther, we've had our differences, but how about a little fun?

A low-stakes sig bet, and one that only lasts till December 1st.

Redskins win, you host a sig of my choosing till 12/1.

Vikings win, same in reverse.

No conditions. Except no N word.

We all set? Come on Truther, lets have a little fun. It hasn't been the same for me this season with sig bet on the line.

Redskins defense is terrible. AP should have a field day and Ponder might have the first good game of his career.
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The day that coaching staff of off my sidelines, will be a great day.
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AliceManson wrote:I wouldn't jump the gun yet.
Hey, its not like I said they're on the road back to the Super Bowl or anything.
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Redman77 wrote:They should trade Peterson. We'll give you Shaun Hill, he's better than anything you have now. We'll throw in Mike Leshoure.
This isn't that outside of reality. It's too late now though.

Why not trade AP? he's only got another year or two left in him. He's 28 years old, and realistically will only be a top back for another season or two.

They probably could have gotten a first round pick for him if they traded him this season. In 2015 he'll be worth a 3rd at best, probably a 4th.

The Vikings are terrible and will be terrible next season. They'll have a high #1 this season. With that and another team's #1 they really could have had a huge draft.
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Facedown wrote:Jack Del Rio named Broncos interim head coach.

Nice to see the Patriots finally break out on offense.
They need it if the defense is going to keep getting carted off the field.
Tough schedule after the bye.
I wouldn't jump the gun yet. The Steelers defense is that bad, and Tom Brady is kryptonite to that team even when they are at their best.
Yep. The Steelers D is awful. But IF (IF!) Gronk and Amendola can stay healthy, the Pats' production has to improve and be much more consistent. And I don't understand why Ridley doesn't get at least 25 carries every game (other than his fumbling).
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No, not even close, Fucking horrible win. They looked like completed shit..

You missed my point completely with the 5-4 shit. That was just for shitbird Skins fan and his yapping.

Dallas should've smoked that team.. But, the fact is that Dallas has a GM and coaches that should be serving french fries someplace.. I mean.. run the ball 8 fucking times? In a game? 8 fucking times? I am not suprised that Romo didn't have more INTS.. For this game , or on the season.

This team never exposes another team's weakness.. They make shitty teams and QB's look like superstars.. It's a joke. And, has been a joke.

I sat back wondering " Why in the fuck do I waste my time watching this shit?" I have decided it is a sickness I have.. I can't stop watching the Cowboys. Every year, usually around week 12, I am basically in next year mode. Full on Zombie watchin this shit.. But, I can't stop. I won't stop. I have invested too many fucking years with this team. All the good and bad..Just can't quit.. But, fuck, does it get close.


The 5-4 deal means only one thing to me. Atleast for now.. Get how I say "FOR NOW".. , Dallas is ahead of the rest of the shitty East.. FOR NOW. Let that sink in.... Not that Dallas will do anything in the playoffs. They won't. We all know this. It would be just a numbers game.... It would also suck because then it worsens Dallas draft pick next year.. But, always feels good when Dallas is above the rest of the East..

This will be just another shitty year.. All the while wasting away some good players talent that Dallas does have on the team. It's just fucking bullshit and getting old.

But, In my sickness. I am already pining for the loss against the Saints.

Get of the ledge already.
Dallas won. Does it really matter by how many points or who the opponent was?
I don't give a shit just as long as the team wins the game.
So Dallas only ran the ball 9 times, big deal. Murray is coming off a sprained knee. You have to factor that into the offensive game plan.
When it mattered the most Romo drove the offense down the field for the game winning TD.
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I think Richie Incognito put himself at the top of the list of biggest pieces of shit in football...active players anyway, Aaron hernandez dosent count. Don't know why guys like Cam Wake didn't beat the piss out of that racist douche if they knew what was going down with those voice mails,pro bowler or not Fins have to cut this guy and I highly doubt another team will want him.
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dtmfs wrote:I think Richie Incognito put himself at the top of the list of biggest pieces of shit in football...active players anyway, Aaron hernandez dosent count. Don't know why guys like Cam Wake didn't beat the piss out of that racist douche if they knew what was going down with those voice mails,pro bowler or not Fins have to cut this guy and I highly doubt another team will want him.
I briefly heard about this situation, but can you give
me the cliff notes please
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dtmfs wrote:I think Richie Incognito put himself at the top of the list of biggest pieces of shit in football...active players anyway, Aaron hernandez dosent count. Don't know why guys like Cam Wake didn't beat the piss out of that racist douche if they knew what was going down with those voice mails,pro bowler or not Fins have to cut this guy and I highly doubt another team will want him.
I briefly heard about this situation, but can you give
me the cliff notes please
JOnathan Martin left the team and sought mental health counseling. This is a guy who apparently has threatened suicide on more than one occasion. He left the team because of constant "bullying" by teammates since last year. Incognito is supposedly the ring leader. Now, it is claimed that Martin has texts and voicemails of Incognito that will back up his claim of threats of violence and racism. Rumors abound that Martin is gay.

Incognito has been suspended by the Dolphins.

http://deadspin.com/is-richie-incognito ... 1457997230
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WTF wrote:
Machado wrote:
dtmfs wrote:I think Richie Incognito put himself at the top of the list of biggest pieces of shit in football...active players anyway, Aaron hernandez dosent count. Don't know why guys like Cam Wake didn't beat the piss out of that racist douche if they knew what was going down with those voice mails,pro bowler or not Fins have to cut this guy and I highly doubt another team will want him.
I briefly heard about this situation, but can you give
me the cliff notes please
JOnathan Martin left the team and sought mental health counseling. This is a guy who apparently has threatened suicide on more than one occasion. He left the team because of constant "bullying" by teammates since last year. Incognito is supposedly the ring leader. Now, it is claimed that Martin has texts and voicemails of Incognito that will back up his claim of threats of violence and racism. Rumors abound that Martin is gay.

Incognito has been suspended by the Dolphins.

http://deadspin.com/is-richie-incognito ... 1457997230
Details and voxmail transcripts here:

http://www.ibtimes.com/richie-incognito ... han-martin
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WTF wrote:
Machado wrote:
dtmfs wrote:I think Richie Incognito put himself at the top of the list of biggest pieces of shit in football...active players anyway, Aaron hernandez dosent count. Don't know why guys like Cam Wake didn't beat the piss out of that racist douche if they knew what was going down with those voice mails,pro bowler or not Fins have to cut this guy and I highly doubt another team will want him.
I briefly heard about this situation, but can you give
me the cliff notes please
JOnathan Martin left the team and sought mental health counseling. This is a guy who apparently has threatened suicide on more than one occasion. He left the team because of constant "bullying" by teammates since last year. Incognito is supposedly the ring leader. Now, it is claimed that Martin has texts and voicemails of Incognito that will back up his claim of threats of violence and racism. Rumors abound that Martin is gay.

Incognito has been suspended by the Dolphins.

http://deadspin.com/is-richie-incognito ... 1457997230

FUCK!
This type of behavior should not be tolerated. Unreal that the O-lineman would threaten Martin like that and then mention the guy's mother. WTF

No surprise to me Icognito is from Jersey.
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Damn, in that link JSR posted its saying Incognitos dad is talking trash about Martin on some forum, like father like son I guess, what a great family.
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dtmfs wrote:Damn, in that link JSR posted its saying Incognitos dad is talking trash about Martin on some forum, like father like son I guess, what a great family.

Yep. That article is crazy too. Linked the poster's account directly to the dad.
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Is it possible this fucker could end up in jail over this, He did threaten to kill the guy, pretty safe to say with more texts supposedly on the way this guys NFL career is done. Steven A Smith was dead on during first take this morning when he said this would make the Riley cooper scandal look like small potatoes. No wonder Tannehill has spent half the season on his back with such a disfunctional atmosphere especially on the O-line, Incognito can't be the only jackass.
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dtmfs wrote:Is it possible this fucker could end up in jail over this, He did threaten to kill the guy, pretty safe to say with more texts supposedly on the way this guys NFL career is done. Steven A Smith was dead on during first take this morning when he said this would make the Riley cooper scandal look like small potatoes. No wonder Tannehill has spent half the season on his back with such a disfunctional atmosphere especially on the O-line, Incognito can't be the only jackass.
People are pointing fingers at Center Mike Pouncey as well.

This shit is just ridiculous. You can add extortion to the possible real-life charges this dipshit could be facing. Forcing someone to literally give you $15,000 under threat of retribution goes a bit beyond hazing, both legally and morally.

These guys are total scumbags if these charges are true, and this could have pretty bad reprecussions for the Dolphins. The whole current coaching and management crew could be in trouble depending on how much more of this shit comes out.
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People are pointing fingers at Center Mike Pouncey as well.

This shit is just ridiculous. You can add extortion to the possible real-life charges this dipshit could be facing. Forcing someone to literally give you $15,000 under threat of retribution goes a bit beyond hazing, both legally and morally.

These guys are total scumbags if these charges are true, and this could have pretty bad reprecussions for the Dolphins. The whole current coaching and management crew could be in trouble depending on how much more of this shit comes out.
I actually think this will make the Saints "bounty" scandal look small in comparison.
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Crazy Levi wrote: People are pointing fingers at Center Mike Pouncey as well.

This shit is just ridiculous. You can add extortion to the possible real-life charges this dipshit could be facing. Forcing someone to literally give you $15,000 under threat of retribution goes a bit beyond hazing, both legally and morally.

These guys are total scumbags if these charges are true, and this could have pretty bad reprecussions for the Dolphins. The whole current coaching and management crew could be in trouble depending on how much more of this shit comes out.
Pouncey was in the news last week regarding involvement with gun running with A. Hernandez plus him and his brother did the whole "free Hernandez" photo, Young talented or not I would've put that fucker on the trading block, looks like the seasons gonna take a nose dive after snapping that 4 game losing streak.
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You never know. Getting rid of a couple scumbags whom everybody on the team probably hates could actually have a positive effect for the Dolphins.
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Crazy Levi wrote:You never know. Getting rid of a couple scumbags whom everybody on the team probably hates could actually have a positive effect for the Dolphins.
true, but that O-line sucks even with pouncey, and You have to wonder if the mental toll of this bullshit is whats made Martin look like a bust, he's obviously been dealing with this for awhile. the worst O-line in the league is about to suck even more IMO and Tannehill better get some extra padding, gonna be a bumpy ride.
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I'd think Martin suddenly might be in for a bit of a career resurgence.

Plenty of teams will be willing to take a chance on the guy and he'll probably be free of the Dolphins soon.

I know the Redskins need a ton of O-line help.
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LMAO @ this psa featuring Incognito
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDpVBZmqgls

And one would think a guy named Incognito could hide the fact that he's an asshole better than most.
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No, not even close, Fucking horrible win. They looked like completed shit..

You missed my point completely with the 5-4 shit. That was just for shitbird Skins fan and his yapping.

Dallas should've smoked that team.. But, the fact is that Dallas has a GM and coaches that should be serving french fries someplace.. I mean.. run the ball 8 fucking times? In a game? 8 fucking times? I am not suprised that Romo didn't have more INTS.. For this game , or on the season.

This team never exposes another team's weakness.. They make shitty teams and QB's look like superstars.. It's a joke. And, has been a joke.

I sat back wondering " Why in the fuck do I waste my time watching this shit?" I have decided it is a sickness I have.. I can't stop watching the Cowboys. Every year, usually around week 12, I am basically in next year mode. Full on Zombie watchin this shit.. But, I can't stop. I won't stop. I have invested too many fucking years with this team. All the good and bad..Just can't quit.. But, fuck, does it get close.


The 5-4 deal means only one thing to me. Atleast for now.. Get how I say "FOR NOW".. , Dallas is ahead of the rest of the shitty East.. FOR NOW. Let that sink in.... Not that Dallas will do anything in the playoffs. They won't. We all know this. It would be just a numbers game.... It would also suck because then it worsens Dallas draft pick next year.. But, always feels good when Dallas is above the rest of the East..

This will be just another shitty year.. All the while wasting away some good players talent that Dallas does have on the team. It's just fucking bullshit and getting old.

But, In my sickness. I am already pining for the loss against the Saints.

Get of the ledge already.
Dallas won. Does it really matter by how many points or who the opponent was?
I don't give a shit just as long as the team wins the game.
So Dallas only ran the ball 9 times, big deal. Murray is coming off a sprained knee. You have to factor that into the offensive game plan.
When it mattered the most Romo drove the offense down the field for the game winning TD.
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Wow.. No wonder I have to apologize for most Cowboys fans..

But, yes, Romo did just that. Like I have said, it's unreal that Romo hasn't been the problem this season.
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Thank God the NFL has gotten so strict on hitting and trying to prevent injuries.

Nobody is getting hurt this season. Especially qbs. I wonder what rule they will pass now that Rodgers is hurt. The NFL network just asked the question....

"Whose responsibility is it to prevent bullying in an NFL locker room?" What?

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Why aren't the packers saying anything about Rodgers' collarbone ?
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Fractured, out at least 3 weeks.
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Redman77 wrote:Fractured, out at least 3 weeks.
Fuckin ouch. Even as a Bears fan you hate to see that happen to arguably the leagues best player.

Bears defense stinks.
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