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Fuck off Bobby.

I was going to drop Kendal and pick up Marcel Reece, like always I click the plus then ponder shit while I'm doing other shit, sometimes it takes an hour or so. Don't care what happens now...I'm spent. Spent I say!

Something is wigging out with ESPN and NFL, both are completely bugged over the Steelers game showing all sorts of weird numbers...Each click says it's final or 4th....then just starting. People on facebook are spazing, total mayhem. No clue but Yahoo is showing Ben tossed for like 349 with Brown 137, both blowing up 30 +. I think their wrong stats. If not it's a crazy game between us. I'm still done.


no consolation round.....Read that as well...Bummerz.
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NickasInSaltLick wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:
-no consolation round?
I checked with yahoo, in leagues where eight teams move on to the playoffs, there is no consolation for the other eight teams. They spell it all out here: http://help.yahoo.com/kb/index?page=con ... FAN_FOOTUS

Personally, I think that sucks. If I didn't like almost everything else about the way Yahoo does things, I'd consider a move to ESPN next year. But then we'd lose all of our league history. A history that includes such celebrities as AttorneyJohn and Eveldick! :lol:

Eveldick was a dead team....Did he ever finish a year? Not sure which sludge league it was in but I remember some trash talk at first then playing his robot team half way in.
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Well today was frustrating. I made every wrong move in all 4 leagues. Did great in the regular season and may end up advancing in one league, but more than likely I am out. I am done in Sludge League for sure as they just all played poorly.

Hamburgers w/cheeze, like the mighty stonebreed, will come back next year and probably fail then too.
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Blumpkin King wrote:Well today was frustrating. I made every wrong move in all 4 leagues. Did great in the regular season and may end up advancing in one league, but more than likely I am out. I am done in Sludge League for sure as they just all played poorly.

Hamburgers w/cheeze, like the mighty stonebreed, will come back next year and probably fail then too.


I fucking hate Bobby with a passion, how fucking lucky and close can we get. I didn't leave any points on the bench. Should have picked up MY Raider RB, 1hr was the difference, I seen him, had him, didn't move on it. This loss is gonna hurt.

Still have a chance If the kicker for Dallas don't make a point and my LB gets 7 points. There's still a chance!
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Blumpkin King wrote:Well today was frustrating. I made every wrong move in all 4 leagues. Did great in the regular season and may end up advancing in one league, but more than likely I am out. I am done in Sludge League for sure as they just all played poorly.

Hamburgers w/cheeze, like the mighty stonebreed, will come back next year and probably fail then too.

You had a hell of a run man!

I managed to get through round one, but lost Welker and Gronk. Trouble with a capital T.
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Still can't believe I lost because of a weak ass waiver wire pick up from yesterday from my Raiders, I knew was gonna start. I had but didn't click, then only to lose by the margin of a gold fish dick. Including that douche Travon Austin? I think he was auto drafted on my team in the first place. Talk about coming back to haunt you.
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Pat, too over kill it again.
That dropping shit, it was a fuck up but all those players were added and dropped after the games started and couldn't be used anyway. Two of them were worthless players, the good two was supposed to be on my team. After that I used bottom list junk players while figuring shit out.

I'm still not sure, does your roster have to be set before the first games go off? I thought you could add wavers if you took from bench players that haven't started their game up till the last kickoff on Monday.
For instance, on Monday..... I have a player starting Monday night, I waver him with another player who is also starting on Monday?


Now I'm gonna have to find something else stupid too do when I can't sleep or at work.

I wanna see Crud win the league now, good total sleeper team, who's that fool on here? Is it Crud? I'd need to see his avatar.
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NickasInSaltLick wrote:
Blumpkin King wrote:Well today was frustrating. I made every wrong move in all 4 leagues. Did great in the regular season and may end up advancing in one league, but more than likely I am out. I am done in Sludge League for sure as they just all played poorly.

Hamburgers w/cheeze, like the mighty stonebreed, will come back next year and probably fail then too.

You had a hell of a run man!

I managed to get through round one, but lost Welker and Gronk. Trouble with a capital T.
Didn't they use to give out season and playoff Trophy's? That was a hell of a run and I was wondering who lost Gronk but didn't see Welker is out. I could drop D Thomas if you promise to beat Bobby.


Helix's odds just went up.
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UtahRatt wrote:I fucking hate Bobby with a passion
:twisted:

This game is going down to the fuckin wire. Was hoping I'd just blow you out.
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bobbystoney wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:I fucking hate Bobby with a passion
:twisted:

This game is going down to the fuckin wire. Was hoping I'd just blow you out.
It's because you have such a lame team name.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:
bobbystoney wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:I fucking hate Bobby with a passion
:twisted:

This game is going down to the fuckin wire. Was hoping I'd just blow you out.
It's because you have such a lame team name.
It's a lame team! Every "expert" listed his players well below mine but most of my players had tough match ups.

Great playing tho Bobby I'd give ya a cheers if you didn't suck! Well played.

You're up by less then 4 points, I have a good LB and you've got a Kicker. For Dallas. I can't imagine winning but what a game. How many minus points for missed kicks? Tonight for the first time in my life, I'm a Bears fan.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:
bobbystoney wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:I fucking hate Bobby with a passion
:twisted:

This game is going down to the fuckin wire. Was hoping I'd just blow you out.
It's because you have such a lame team name.
I'm in 8 leagues. I ran out of ideas and just didn't care anymore.
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bobbystoney wrote:I'm in 8 leagues. I ran out of ideas and just didn't care anymore.

Prove it......Pull your kicker.
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Lol, meant I didnt care about the team name.
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bobbystoney wrote:Lol, meant I didnt care about the team name.

I just turned on the TV then pulled up our game.

5 minutes left before half and now you are only up.....


.76

That's .76

Not sure what to say at this point....76
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Opps, just hit refreshed.

IM UP

.26
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Ok I'm not gonna pay attention, time to put on a movie and pray to Oprah. I can't see Dallas not kicking a FG or loosing but was shocked to see.
Bears 24 vs Cowboys 14

It's halftime. Yahoo says.

Utah Revolution 212.20 vs 210.94 bobbystoney's Team
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Unofficial? Mother fucker.......

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Official?.......YOU DICK?

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UtahRatt wrote:Official?.......YOU DICK?

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Ouch 1.24 points. What a game!

I on the other hand got the SHIT kicked out of me :(
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Lol, damn! I was working last night so I only got to watch the first half. Church was all over the field and I was sure you was going to win.
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My page is saying I won 212.94 to 212.70.

Holy fuck, .24
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bobbystoney wrote:My page is saying I won 212.94 to 212.70.

Holy fuck, .24
Same here....that's the final. That is fucking crazy! :shock: A fucking cunt hair!! Congrats :mrgreen: 8)
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I've got a video of a 1992 Monday Night Football game between the Raiders vs Broncos, in the last seconds of the game the Raiders kick this brick wobbly looking ball between the uprights and MNF Announcer Al Michaels, says,

"That is the ugliest game winning field goal ever! But it don't matter, it's good!"

That's fantasy.......Good games Bobby. BIATCH!


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Figures...the week after being kicked out of the playoffs my team scores huge! Would have beaten anybody in the league this week, highest scoring team (when it does not matter of course :roll: ) Good game Utah :D 8) :mrgreen:

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Once again I apologize to all my fans, as the Crappers let you down again this year. There will be no parades or Championship streamers this year. If only Tucker could have made 10 we might have had a chance, the loser.
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Picked a great week to have all four of my teams shit the bed at once. Losing Gronk and Welker hurt badly.
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HollywoodTrash wrote:Figures...the week after being kicked out of the playoffs my team scores huge! Would have beaten anybody in the league this week, highest scoring team (when it does not matter of course :roll: ) Good game Utah :D 8) :mrgreen:

:evil: :evil:

I didn't know we had a game, thought I was out and over...I blew my roster up fighting Bobby so when I found out we was playing I did some blind pick ups and filled spots without giving a fuck but as game time got closer I knew I should have made changes but didn't care enough to switch players. I left a lot of points on the bench but I don't think it would have mattered, You blew up.

Same way with this week, didn't really look at it till late last night. Had a time finding a TE and at the last second seen my kicker for the Saints was fired. Made some blind pick ups and filled spots with long shots and not give fucks.

I was done after the Bobby bullshit, do these games count for anything? Final ranking?
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Well, I lost Utah. Are you happy?

That's 3 out of the last 4 years I've finished 2nd in this league. Not too shabby.
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bobbystoney wrote:Well, I lost Utah. Are you happy?

That's 3 out of the last 4 years I've finished 2nd in this league. Not too shabby.

I am now! Nice. It's bullshit your weakass team got that far! It's the game you should have lost to me with. Clay 2td's and shit. Fuck ya I'm happy you lost! Figured Helix would win, said before the playoffs.

Good games all.
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Thanks for an entertaining season, and Merry Christmas to you and yours. I look forward to defending my title next year.

You're no Helix, 2013 Metal Sludge Fantasy Footbal Champs.
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