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Bludegeon wrote:
Machado wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:I can't until that Philly Dallas game either. My torture will end. And, I can live almost in peace until next September... hahahahaha

I can wait.
1 game at a time
1 week at a time

Dallas defense is scary. I think it's as bad or worse than the Saints 2012
D.
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Maybe the O can sustain long drives, chew up the clock in order to give the defense the least amount of time on the field.
Where is Everson Walls and Chad Henning when you need them
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This combo of this shitty defense and shitty coaching makes me long for the days of the Campo/Zimmerman Era..

Yes, it is that bad..

This Cowboys is the worst in Cowboys history, Nuff said.
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NeverSurrender wrote:Anybody else worried this RG IIIrd string drama will bring p13 back here?
You said it yourself, he'll never come back.

In a way, it's even more glorious. ALL of P13's Sludge Locker Room enemies have seen nothing but undisputed fail:

You with the pathetic Vikings.

Me with the horrible Skins

Bane with his wretched Texans

And P13 has to sit there miserably not coming in here to fuck with us about it, because after all, he's a fucking loser who lives at home, tries in vain to fix hooptie jet skis and Cameros, and, lest we forget, pays good money to eat the fucking herpes-ridden asses of disgusting bargain-basement Chicago hookers.

It really is hilarious. Thank God the Skins backed me up last season when I really needed it in the P13 smackdown wars. And even though he still logs in regularly (he's opened various taunting PMs I've sent him) he STILL hasnt removed the humiliating and hilarious sigs I saddled him with as a result of winning our epic Sludge bet.

The Redskins (and Vikings and Texans) may suck hairy donkey balls, but Sludge life is still good.

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Crazy Levi wrote:
NeverSurrender wrote:Anybody else worried this RG IIIrd string drama will bring p13 back here?
You said it yourself, he'll never come back.

In a way, it's even more glorious. ALL of P13's Sludge Locker Room enemies have seen nothing but undisputed fail:

You with the pathetic Vikings.

Me with the horrible Skins

Bane with his wretched Texans

And P13 has to sit there miserably not coming in here to fuck with us about it, because after all, he's a fucking loser who lives at home, tries in vain to fix hooptie jet skis and Cameros, and, lest we forget, pays good money to eat the fucking herpes-ridden asses of disgusting bargain-basement Chicago hookers.

It really is hilarious. Thank God the Skins backed me up last season when I really needed it in the P13 smackdown wars. And even though he still logs in regularly (he's opened various taunting PMs I've sent him) he STILL hasnt removed the humiliating and hilarious sigs I saddled him with as a result of winning our epic Sludge bet.

The Redskins (and Vikings and Texans) may suck hairy donkey balls, but Sludge life is still good.

:lol:
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And even though he still logs in regularly (he's opened various taunting PMs I've sent him) he STILL hasnt removed the humiliating and hilarious sigs I saddled him with as a result of winning our epic Sludge bet.
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Wow.. I am a newb in this forum... What did I miss with P13?

I did see the ownage thread that Levi put up.. Great stuff man.. Put him to shame...

Was there more?
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Bludegeon wrote:Wow.. I am a newb in this forum... What did I miss with P13?

I did see the ownage thread that Levi put up.. Great stuff man.. Put him to shame...

Was there more?
There's plenty - including in this very thread for many, many pages. But here's a good start - it actually starts off OK for Greggie but quickly takes a turn for the worse when I drop a bomb. It culminates with him being smacked down by the Mod, threatening to leave, and ultimately, threatening to sue both the Mod and Stevie.

Seriously, check it out:

viewtopic.php?f=13&t=284876
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :x :x :x

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So I picked Kirk Cousins to lead the Redskins to victory over Atlanta. Really hard to justify, but I have a gut feeling that's too strong to ignore.

I always pick the Lions and Seahawks to win but I am extremely confident in the Lions win this week. Two reasons: one they have won their two previous nationally televised games this year. And two any time in recent history a player from the opposing team has talked shit they have won.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
NeverSurrender wrote:Anybody else worried this RG IIIrd string drama will bring p13 back here?
You said it yourself, he'll never come back.

In a way, it's even more glorious. ALL of P13's Sludge Locker Room enemies have seen nothing but undisputed fail:

You with the pathetic Vikings.

Me with the horrible Skins

Bane with his wretched Texans

And P13 has to sit there miserably not coming in here to fuck with us about it, because after all, he's a fucking loser who lives at home, tries in vain to fix hooptie jet skis and Cameros, and, lest we forget, pays good money to eat the fucking herpes-ridden asses of disgusting bargain-basement Chicago hookers.

It really is hilarious. Thank God the Skins backed me up last season when I really needed it in the P13 smackdown wars. And even though he still logs in regularly (he's opened various taunting PMs I've sent him) he STILL hasnt removed the humiliating and hilarious sigs I saddled him with as a result of winning our epic Sludge bet.

The Redskins (and Vikings and Texans) may suck hairy donkey balls, but Sludge life is still good.

:lol:
The difference between you, me and bane is that 2 of us never shit up the boards with how great our qbs were while arguing with a troll.

viewtopic.php?f=13&t=237950&p=5162842&h ... r#p5162842

And Thank God for that.

Do you find it ironic that RG 3rd string and Ponder got benched the same week?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Your argument is invalid, Christian Ponderous is your QB.
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Redman77 wrote:Your argument is invalid, Christian Ponderous is your QB.

Well, you're a Lions fan then. You shall never talk shit.

But hey 7-6 is a dream season for you guys. And Matt Cassell is qb now.
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NeverSurrender wrote: And Matt Cassell is qb now.
My mistake.
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NeverSurrender wrote:
Redman77 wrote:Your argument is invalid, Christian Ponderous is your QB.

Well, you're a Lions fan then. You shall never talk shit.

But hey 7-6 is a dream season for you guys. And Matt Cassell is qb now.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Man where Truthersurrender gets off talking shit of any sort I'll never know. Admire his moxy I guess.
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sin wrote:So I picked Kirk Cousins to lead the Redskins to victory over Atlanta. Really hard to justify, but I have a gut feeling that's too strong to ignore.
I don't always ignore the gut. I'm out and haven't paid attention to anything all week so I'm picking blind.

Atlanta over Skins.


Atlanta at home with their WR's back and getting in rhythm with Jackson back and getting up to speed VS the chance a new QB might spark a dead team but he don't have much to throw too. Both Jackson and Alfred Morris should run forever.

Matt Ryan finally has most his weapons, has a good game. Steven Jacksons has his best game of the year which isn't saying much. Should be good for 100+ and TD


Both teams should load the box, if that's the case Matt Ryan has the advantage.
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Chargers 27 Broncos 20

HAHAHAHAHA!

In the 4th Peyton Manning's interception lead to points helping end any chance of a comeback, *sources say given Peyton's history of blowing big games is what we should expect come playoff time.
Peyton could be seen after the game frantically waving his arms while blaming everyone else. one of Manning's teammates said, "Peyton chokes in big games, we'll have to pick up the slack and not let his whining/crying effect our play on the field."
Either way it didn't stop the Chargers from beating up the Broncos.

The crying and anger of defeat didn't stop there. The fanatical moronic Bronco fans stabbed 3 people after the game like the classless fans they are. "story below."


*source - me
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Three stabbed after Broncos game

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10129 ... rgers-game

Three men and possibly a fourth person were stabbed in a parking lot at Sports Authority Field after the Denver Broncos' game Thursday night.

The Denver Police Department said on its Twitter page that one person is in critical condition while the other two are stable. The possible fourth victim could not be located after the altercation.

Police said officers have three suspects in custody and are not currently looking for other suspects.

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After sentencing they should be sent to San Diego and forced to wear Bronco jerseys while serving out the remainder or their jail/prison sentence.
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Broncos shit the bed and have opened the door for the patriots to take the no. 1 seed, since Pats have the tie breaker.

How the fuck the Patriots are 10-3 is completely beyond me. Belichick is a fucking evil genius to have engineered that moving hospital ward into a team that might snag the No. 1 seed . . . . .
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UtahRatt wrote:
Three stabbed after Broncos game

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10129 ... rgers-game

Three men and possibly a fourth person were stabbed in a parking lot at Sports Authority Field after the Denver Broncos' game Thursday night.

The Denver Police Department said on its Twitter page that one person is in critical condition while the other two are stable. The possible fourth victim could not be located after the altercation.

Police said officers have three suspects in custody and are not currently looking for other suspects.

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After sentencing they should be sent to San Diego and forced to wear Bronco jerseys while serving out the remainder or their jail/prison sentence.
Let me guess: Alcohol was involved-What a surprise!

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Peyton is in playoff mode, with a home loss

Denver beat Chiefs twice but will open at Chiefs and get beat
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I miss LAGlamretard. He brought....something.... To the locker room. Don't know what it was but it was unique.
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Sean Lee ruled out with sprained neck suffered in game vs Bears.

Aaron Rodgers won't play vs Cowboys
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Crazy Levi wrote:Don't know what it was but it was unique.
Retardation is not unique on this website.
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That loss to San Diego at Arrowhead is a real kick in the dick now. Should have won that fucking game goddamnit!
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I was happy to see the Chargers beat the Broncos.
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SkeletorsGhost wrote:I was happy to see the Chargers beat the Broncos.
I was too. But, the circumstances could have been better.
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All Peyton Manning has to do to win the Superbowl is announce his retirement prior to Denver's first playoff game.
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DOWN2WHISKEY wrote:Aaron Rodgers ruled out vs Cowboys!

Doesn't matter..

My mother at QB would be successful against Dallas's sorry ass defense..
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The Packers were having a crap season even when Aaron Rodgers was playing, and they could still win the division. You should really be hoping they don't win with all the issues they need to address.

As I would love to see the Lions take it, I would be just as happy to see them go 8-8. Fire most of the coaching staff and draft a shutdown corner in the first round rather than be one and done in the playoffs.
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sin wrote:The Packers were having a crap season even when Aaron Rodgers was playing,
Really?

5-2 and averaging 30 points per game is hardly crap, especially when the losses were close ones to good teams.
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