Sludge Fantasy Baseball 2015

[WOLF]

Gotta love it when you have two pitchers facing each other and they both pull off quality starts.

Loving this Odorizzi kid in Tampa!

PS: Still willing to trade a quality 1B for a quality OF.

[killeverything]

I've got some starters on the DL already and this losing shit is getting old.

Shut up Pat!

[WhiteHouseSubsAC]

I've got some starters on the DL already and this losing shit is getting old.

Shut up Pat!

Let's see what you have going on. Maybe we can make a trade.

[killeverything]

How and the hell did I go to 2-7 against PKIHOPEYOUBURNINHELLFORALLETERNITYBUTNOTHECOOLHELLI'MGOINGTOOS?

This is some bullshit, mang.

[WOLF]

How and the hell did I go to 2-7 against PKIHOPEYOUBURNINHELLFORALLETERNITYBUTNOTHECOOLHELLI'MGOINGTOOS?

This is some bullshit, mang.

Wait until you run into the 19-3 Canuckle Balls! Canada going to kick yo ass!

[killeverything]

How and the hell did I go to 2-7 against PKIHOPEYOUBURNINHELLFORALLETERNITYBUTNOTHECOOLHELLI'MGOINGTOOS?

This is some bullshit, mang.

Wait until you run into the 19-3 Canuckle Balls! Canada going to kick yo ass!

Everybody kicks my ass apparently. Mind blowing, you would think I would rule at this with my baseball knowledge. Nope.

PKOS is evil and needs to be destroyed.

[WhiteHouseSubsAC]

There's still one more day left, a lot of categories are up for grabs.

[Shine]

Someone called Mike Francesca's ( The #1 sports radio personality in NY who takes himself way too seriously) radio program this afternoon and asked his opinion on "Chip Chipperson" making the HOF. People fuck with him all the time because it pisses Francesca off. He yelled at his producer on the air and and gave the audience a glimpse of what a real dick he is.

Unfortunately, no audio yet.

Chip, if that WAS you, great job.

BTW, you might get enough votes to stay on the ballot, but not the 75% for induction.

[McGuirk]

Someone called Mike Francesca's ( The #1 sports radio personality in NY who takes himself way too seriously) radio program this afternoon and asked his opinion on "Chip Chipperson" making the HOF. People fuck with him all the time because it pisses Francesca off. He yelled at his producer on the air and and gave the audience a glimpse of what a real dick he is.

Unfortunately, no audio yet.

Chip, if that WAS you, great job.

BTW, you might get enough votes to stay on the ballot, but not the 75% for induction.

Nah, definitely not me. It's great Francesca continues to show what an idiot he is, though.

[WhiteHouseSubsAC]

How and the hell did I go to 2-7 against PKIHOPEYOUBURNINHELLFORALLETERNITYBUTNOTHECOOLHELLI'MGOINGTOOS?

This is some bullshit, mang.

Wait until you run into the 19-3 Canuckle Balls! Canada going to kick yo ass!

Everybody kicks my ass apparently. Mind blowing, you would think I would rule at this with my baseball knowledge. Nope.

PKOS is evil and needs to be destroyed.

..another year, another goose egg for Kill. Maybe next year brother.

[Blumpkin King]

Everyone is still in it. Well almost everyone. It's possible to make up 20 games and sneak into the playoffs.

[killeverything]

I like how my team is set up for the 2nd half.

Oh, and PKOS , you shut your whore mouth!

[demolition23]

Four teams battling for the top two playoff berths, four teams battling for the last two playoff berths and four... other teams.

My guys are all over the show. Great batting for the most part, but awful pitching. My last three results have been a 10-0 win, a 1-10 loss and a 9-2 win. Sitting in 6th place and keeping my fingers crossed...

[Shine]

I had A-Rod last night, 3 for 4, 3HR, 4 RBI,



































on the BENCH!?

[Blumpkin King]

Playoffs have started. I squeaked in. After the last month I am surprised that I made it in.

Good luck to me. Bad luck to you guys.

[WOLF]

It's a new season. One and done if you lose.

Love the bye this year. I worked hard for that thing! Couldn't catch those damn Junk Bombs for 1st though.

[Shine]

The Junk Bombs are looking for some redemption this year. 2nd place won't do this year.

[WhiteHouseSubsAC]

The Junk Bombs are looking for some redemption this year. 2nd place won't do this year.

How about third or fourth?

I think this is the second time that Wolf and I played for the Championship. The last time we went to tiebreakers and I won on strikeouts if I remember correctly.

[WOLF]

The Junk Bombs are looking for some redemption this year. 2nd place won't do this year.

How about third or fourth?

I think this is the second time that Wolf and I played for the Championship. The last time we went to tiebreakers and I won on strikeouts if I remember correctly.

I'm looking to win in back to back years, and 5th title in the decade we've been doing this.

If I win does that qualify me as a dynasty?!

Will be tough though. A lot of nagging injuries to my hitters and PKOS has like 72 starting pitchers in his lineup!

Also just noticed we had the same final four as last year...

[Blumpkin King]

I blew it. I was going to pick up two starters on Saturday night that would have at least given me a shot at the tie and maybe a win. I went to Weird Al on Saturday night and forgot all about picking up those starters for Sunday. Oh well.

Good luck guys. I guess I'll have to settle for third year.

[Shine]

It sucks to lose but it really sucks to lose solely due to the performance of
the hair-flipping douche MVP Harper.

5 HR, 10 RBI, 12 R, .576 OBP.

Congrats to Pat's King of Steaks.

[Blumpkin King]

Great season everyone. Congrats to Canuckle Balls for his 2nd win in a row. Good final week for the championship game. Wish I could say the same for the 3rd place game, but Junk Bombs killed me, or rather all my players doing awful killed me.

See you guys next year.

Blumpkin King

[WhiteHouseSubsAC]

I threw the kitchen sink at Wolf and he still hung on. You can count on three things in life: death, taxes and Wolf in FBB. Congrats and hail to the dynasty!

[WOLF]

I threw the kitchen sink at Wolf and he still hung on. You can count on three things in life: death, taxes and Wolf in FBB. Congrats and hail to the dynasty!

That would be true if it weren't for the fact that I suck in any FBB league I play in for $!

It was an excellent final (and playoff/season). I obsessed over how and when to use my 4 moves and wound up fucking up at least 2 of them, maybe 3. Then, half my hitters got rested on Sunday. Oh well, I got lucky.... Again!

Wonder if this is a sign the lone Canadian team in MLB will win the championship as well?

[Blumpkin King]

Just renewed the league. Expect your invite back. Let me know if you don't get it.

[WOLF]

I'm in!

[killeverything]

I'm in.

Fuck you, PKOS! This year is the year! You are goin' down motherfucker.