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kylel wrote:10-0!!!! Suck it haters! That was a slaughter! Next up dallas... Romo goes out for the season.. Calling it!
LOL

Just like a bitch who is a fan of a team who has never won ANYTHING. I'd tell you to act like you've been there before...but how the fuck would you know how to act? Panthers ain't never won a fuckin' Super Bowl. 10 and fuckin 0 and Kylel turns into fucking P-13. Are all Panthers fans this retarded?

Suck it haters?! Like there are Carolina "haters" here? Nobody gives a shit about them. Right now they are just another team off to a hot start that has NEVER DONE SHIT.

Seriously...where did the "suck it haters" thing come from?!

They don't give out trophies for 10-0 so calm the fuck down.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
kylel wrote:10-0!!!! Suck it haters! That was a slaughter! Next up dallas... Romo goes out for the season.. Calling it!
LOL

Just like a bitch who is a fan of a team who has never won ANYTHING. I'd tell you to act like you've been there before...but how the fuck would you know how to act? Panthers ain't never won a fuckin' Super Bowl. 10 and fuckin 0 and Kylel turns into fucking P-13. Are all Panthers fans this retarded?

Suck it haters?! Like there are Carolina "haters" here? Nobody gives a shit about them. Right now they are just another team off to a hot start that has NEVER DONE SHIT.

Seriously...where did the "suck it haters" thing come from?!

They don't give out trophies for 10-0 so calm the fuck down.

Haha. Wow some of you get so worked up! Forgive me for having some fun and rooting for my team. I'm just excited this season. Where I live there are nothing but cowboy fans. Just having some fun and enjoying a great season from a good team. Jesus...
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Yes,

Where you live, they are all Cowboys fans.

Where I live, there are no Panthers fans.

Let that sink in. Nobody gives a shit about the Panthers. Well, except for the band waggoners fighting for a seat.


Feels like a good Monday today. Eagles and Redskins get their asses whooped , Dallas wins. Nothing more, No miracle, Dallas is still doing nothing this season. That doesn't change. Was just nice to a win yesterday.
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kylel wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:
kylel wrote:10-0!!!! Suck it haters! That was a slaughter! Next up dallas... Romo goes out for the season.. Calling it!
LOL

Just like a bitch who is a fan of a team who has never won ANYTHING. I'd tell you to act like you've been there before...but how the fuck would you know how to act? Panthers ain't never won a fuckin' Super Bowl. 10 and fuckin 0 and Kylel turns into fucking P-13. Are all Panthers fans this retarded?

Suck it haters?! Like there are Carolina "haters" here? Nobody gives a shit about them. Right now they are just another team off to a hot start that has NEVER DONE SHIT.

Seriously...where did the "suck it haters" thing come from?!

They don't give out trophies for 10-0 so calm the fuck down.

Haha. Wow some of you get so worked up! Forgive me for having some fun and rooting for my team. I'm just excited this season. Where I live there are nothing but cowboy fans. Just having some fun and enjoying a great season from a good team. Jesus...
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Carolina opens at +1 vs Dallas. Not much respect there for Carolina
and the undefeated season they are currently enjoying.
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kylel wrote:Haha. Wow some of you get so worked up! Forgive me for having some fun and rooting for my team. I'm just excited this season. Where I live there are nothing but cowboy fans. Just having some fun and enjoying a great season from a good team. Jesus...
It's just funny because no one has really capped on the PANTHERS. If you'd read you'd notice the COWBOYS are the team to hate.

Panther fans can do a all the yacking they want....I don't hate them, to me the Panther's are a Decent team beating up a cake schedule in a league full of shitty teams to begin with.

It's nice seeing the Panthers do well but personally I hate Cam and think he's overrated because the competition is weak for one. The Defense and Olsen should get more credit. It's not like Cam has been lighting up the Air Waves...His stats are over inflated paying catch with his outlet TE and 1yd TD runs, again vs shit teams. Until yesterday vs the lowly SKINS D he wouldn't even been a blip as a passer.
He's a scrambling college option QB who's played a lot of poor defensive teams or good teams at struggling times. They've had a good year and got a lot of lucky breaks.


With that said, they're 10 and fucking ZERO! Can't avoid the consistency and great job they've done. Even if I don't think they're a power house to be reckoned with come the playoffs. But they have a chance because it is a year with a lot of teams rebuilding, back up QB's and top teams on their way out.

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I've been saying all season I wasn't worried about Seattle no matter what their record is or was but I think they're starting to come together. All their foolish high priced contracts made them a weaker team but I bet their tough if and when they pull down a WC spot.

All those high dollar contracts destroyed their depth chart still didn't fix their O-line. How's that Lynch signing looking now? Ohhhhhhh but SEATTLE loved him! RB's are a dime a dozen! Lynch was a Bill's cast off Hawk fans seem to forget, they could have easily replaced him and did with an un-drafted Rookie in Thomas Rawls.

Imagine if they let the coming up on 30 year old Lynch go and beefed up their line and added a WR along with another Tackle with Lynch's contract? 31Million would have patched the O-Line, added depth and bought a lot of help. Instead they're a weaker team and got nothing in return.

Sucks, they'd be a strong fucking team if they released him. But no they lovedddddddd him. Some of my Seattle family and buddies don't get it.
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Ezekiel Elliott from Ohio State will be a great fit as a first round pick for the Cowboys! :lol:

Maybe they can trade with someone so they can get a twofer with Cardale Jones.

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Machado wrote:Carolina opens at +1 vs Dallas. Not much respect there for Carolina
and the undefeated season they are currently enjoying.
Exactly, 10-0 vs 3-7.....There's a reason those lines win a lot more then they lose. Ya, they could win and destroy Dallas but even undefeated the odd makers know why they're 10-0. They're not the dominate Seattle team of 2013 and 2014 or New England for that matter. It's not out of NO RESPECT.....It's out of look at who they've faced, what they've done and how they've got here.

This Dallas vs Panthers game is a tough call. If the 10-0 Panthers are all that, they SHOULD easily beat Dallas and be more then a +1. I'm not sold on it, I'm split on it.

To win, Dallas should load the box and clog the hash marks, SPY Cam with an LB and put their cover safety over Olsen. Force Cam to go long and give his WR's the outside. Mixed with a series of inside run and outside zone blitzing.

Similar game plan, similar teams.

Panthers need to load the box but mix a cover 2 to control the outside WR routs with constant pressure up the gut. On Offensive, stick to the run, work some screens and pound inside.

I think it will be the Panthers game to lose if Cam holds onto the ball I see it being back and forth early but come the 3rd the Panthers take over forcing Romo into a throwing game to win.

ROMO 1 to 2 INT's/Fumbles. If the panthers make points off T/O's they'll win.
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dmbrocker wrote:Well, my Falcons' season just went from bad to worse today...What's wrong with you, Dirty Birds?!?
What is up with Ryan? Did I see yet another perfect pass go right through the hands of a WR for an INT? Jones? All year on all teams, ugly plays.

Either way I've lost faith in Ryan, at one time I thought he was borderline elite or was going to be then he vanished..
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Machado wrote:Saw that penalty against the Skins that took away a TD. Unreal. How do the refs make that call and keep their jobs the following week? No reason for that flag on the play.
That's the NuFL and rule changes we got slammed for protesting.

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Classy!
Panthers troll Redskins on Twitter after blowout win

http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/caro ... win-112215


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Larry Fitzgerald asks NFL to drop $23K fine on Seahawks LB


Seahawks linebacker K.J. Wright was fined $23,152 this week for a hit he made on Larry Fitzgerald in Week 10. That's a huge chunk of money that's going to come out of Wright's pocket unless he can somehow win his appeal.
The thing about Wright's appeal is that he's going to have a unique piece of evidence to help present his case: a tweet from Fitzgerald.
The Cardinals receiver tweeted to the NFL on Friday, asking the league to go easy on Wright because the hit wasn't "malicious."

Wright made the hit on a play where Fitzgerald was running a crossing route over the middle. After making the hit, officials threw a flag and penalized Wright for unnecessary roughness. Fitzgerald got up and smiled after the play.

As for Wright, he talked to Fitzgerald as soon as the play was over.
"I apologized to Larry right after the play because I was like, I didn't try to do that," Wright said on Friday, via ESPN.com. "He got up laughing, so what are you fining me for? Dude was laughing. He wasn't even hurt."

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-foo ... eahawks-lb

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Jesus Fucking Christ, the officiating is absolutely brutal this year. BRUTAL! The whole bunch are incompetent fucks.
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It's been rough. Seems like all the good refs are working for the networks now.
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TawnyVonJagger wrote:Jesus Fucking Christ, the officiating is absolutely brutal this year. BRUTAL! The whole bunch are incompetent fucks.

It's getting worse. Some of the calls are just mindblowing. The refs, are too involved in games now. Can't stand that the networks now have some douchebag in studio and the hosts asking their opinion on the play..
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TawnyVonJagger wrote:Jesus Fucking Christ, the officiating is absolutely brutal this year. BRUTAL! The whole bunch are incompetent fucks.
Inadvertent whistle, :roll:
Why did the ref put the whistle in his mouth at that exact moment? Was he anticipating that Brady was going to run out of bounds with the ball or
that Brady was going to throw the ball away?

A lot of you are correct. The refs are brutal and the league has to find a solution. Of course they won't hire them full time. Why do that because it makes so much sense to hire them full time and have them training
12 months out of the year.
Instead the "new idea" is to mix up the crews weekly. As if that is going to equate to chemistry.
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That whistle is one of the stupidest calls Ive seen in quite some time.
While I am not one of the Pats fans that thought Danny was going to score on the play, he definitely would have gotten further down the field and that could have lead to a shorter FG attempt that Gostkowski could have hit. But of course, had the momentum of the drive not been killed while the refs did a discount double-check, the drive may not have needed a FG attempt.

But man, eat that whistle already, and blow it when a DB clocks the QB while spearing him just under the chin with the crown of his helmet, while leaping.
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While I was getting ready I changed it over to the Raider vs Detroit game and the first play I see is this shit.....Sums it up nicely.

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Announcer 1 - I don't know why Golden Tate didn't go after that ball, it was good coverage but he could have tried harder.

Announcer 2 - I think Tate pulled up trying to draw a flag.

REPLAY

Both Announcers - YA Tate was covered and clearly pulled up looking to draw a flag and is still trying to get one.

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Golden Tate is a bit of a diva. He is a lot like that man he hates so much Percy Harvin. Still a talented player but he would rather act for the flag then put in the effort to actually catch the ball. He has been putting in less effort as a whole since he realized the season was lost. I have no doubt when his contract is up he takes off.
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10-0!!!! Suc........
Oh, wait. They've been there before.
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Manziel demoted to 3rd string

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Machado wrote:Manziel demoted to 3rd string

:lol: :lol: :lol:
You support domestic and child abusers but mock a guy who has a serious substance abuse problem? Is there any level you won't stoop to?
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Facedown wrote:10-0!!!! Suc........
Oh, wait. They've been there before.

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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:
Machado wrote:Manziel demoted to 3rd string

:lol: :lol: :lol:
You support domestic and child abusers but mock a guy who has a serious substance abuse problem? Is there any level you won't stoop to?
If Manziel played for Dallas he would defend him with every cell in his retarded body.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:
Machado wrote:Manziel demoted to 3rd string

:lol: :lol: :lol:
You support domestic and child abusers but mock a guy who has a serious substance abuse problem? Is there any level you won't stoop to?
STFU-Troll on!

Manziel is the epitome of what is wrong with this generation. He's afraid of hard works and thinks the world owes him something.
I will add that Manziel also does not quite understand that there are consequences for your actions. In this case he partied 2 nights while on his bye week and has now been demoted to 3rd string.
If anybody thinks that punishment is unfair, you have a problem with authority.
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But beating your child with a stick and beating your fiancé nearly to death are a ok in Matardo's book.
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Rams WR Stedman Bailey in critical, but stable condition after being shot twice in the head. His cousin, who has life threatening injuries, was sitting in the driver's seat of the car they were sitting in when the shooter pulled up and started blasting.
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Rageman wrote:Rams WR Stedman Bailey in critical, but stable condition after being shot twice in the head. His cousin, who has life threatening injuries, was sitting in the driver's seat of the car they were sitting in when the shooter pulled up and started blasting.
Apparently there were also two kids in the car with them.
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DOWN2WHISKEY wrote:
Machado,

How long before the Cowboys re-sign him, name him a starter and team captain?
I pray that this and trading for Manziel happens.
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DOWN2WHISKEY wrote:
Machado,

How long before the Cowboys re-sign him, name him a starter and team captain?
you should wait for that to happen and report if it does
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