The NFL Thread

[eddie lee roth]

Matardo, you're retarded.

Yep

[exitflagger]

Wow, why do the Steelers insist on wearing those horrifying uniforms?

[Pierce Foreskin]

Dude even has Matt Damon and Ben Affleck arguing over who is his better friend. He's got the life.
I feel bad for the Browns.

Damn straight he does he's living the dream. Think back to when you were a little kid. You dreamed you could be a rock star or astronaut or the best quarterback ever. You know those silly little dreams an innocent little kid has. Well he achieved all that and then some.

I can't remember her name but she's on that TV show Blue Bloods she's a total looking hot ass bitch and he's so bad ass he dumped her for his wife that he has now. You might could say that wasn't all that cool of him since she was pregnant and all but looking at it from just being a guy you gotta tip your hat to him. He's got it going on.

Let's not forget how he was not very talented in college. Michigan QB, who didn't play well enough to get drafted very high. What round did he go in? 6th round pick.
Amazing!

His play time also had to do with being behind Brian Griese for two years and then Drew Henson. Both were expected to be great NFL quarterbacks.
funny how things turn out.

TB12 is looking pretty good so far.

[eddie lee roth]

Wow, why do the Steelers insist on wearing those horrifying uniforms?

Are they playing in those damn bumblebee outfits again?

Those are the kind of outfits that make you think maybe people could only see in B&W back in those days?



Hey I'm going to be all in your corner today Gazpacho. I hope your Bengals kick the shit out of the Cowboys this afternoon!

[Einstein Lawless]

3 wins in a row for the Redskins... 2 of them on the road. I like it

[eddie lee roth]

Hey I'm going to be all in your corner today Gazpacho. I hope your Bengals kick the shit out of the Cowboys this afternoon!

God damn Gazpacho I'll never do this again.

[dmbrocker]

Great to see the Falcons rolling as of late! Maybe they'll finally get it together this season!

[Tenacious_Dio]

Vikings, Cowboys, and Falcons looking pretty damn good.

[Pierce Foreskin]

Raise your hand if before the season started you had the Vikings being the last undefeated team.

[johnk5150]

I knew it wouldn't be the Bears.

[Machado]

Wow, why do the Steelers insist on wearing those horrifying uniforms?

Are they playing in those damn bumblebee outfits again?

Those are the kind of outfits that make you think maybe people could only see in B&W back in those days?
Hey I'm going to be all in your corner today Gazpacho. I hope your Bengals kick the shit out of the Cowboys this afternoon!

Senor Roth-
Damn, Cowboys O-Line blasted the Bengals D-Line & LB's for 4 quarters. I think the Cowboys rookie RB averaged about 9 yard per carry!
Dak, well he played well again and seemed to make all the right decisions again today. I think my favorite play of the game was
when Dak took the snap, faked the hand off and ran into the end zone. Phil Simms sounded very, very impressed with Dak during the broadcast.

[eddie lee roth]

Hey Machado I'll tell you this about your Cowboys and believe me when I say I don't like doing this.

Dak Prescott looks to be the real deal. The way he's been playing you wouldn't think he's just a rookie.

If they take him off the field whenever Romo is good to go, well I'd like to see that but I want the Cowboys to fail.

[Machado]

Hey Machado I'll tell you this about your Cowboys and believe me when I say I don't like doing this.

Dak Prescott looks to be the real deal. The way he's been playing you wouldn't think he's just a rookie.

If they take him off the field whenever Romo is good to go, well I'd like to see that but I want the Cowboys to fail.

After 5 games the kid looks really good. He seems to improve with each game. Maybe I am biased and maybe
I am looking for something that is not there but it appears to me that he has a lot of poise for a rookie. I think the
other kid in Philly might posses the very same.
5 games does not make a season. 5 games does not make a career. When and if Romo is healthy and ready to play
I hope the team is winning because choosing which QB to take the field would be a very good problem to have.

[UtahRatt]

Cowboys have it easy but they're solid so far and Dank's poised. He can't throw TD's and their all-pro line is giving him time but most importantly he's not making the Romo mistakes. I said they have a decent team, we'll see if they've they start folding in the 2nd half or when the D starts breaking down, Lee's over due for a trip to the IR. Until then, Dallas might have the division edge.

Solid win for Washington. Sour loss for the Eagles.

Cincy on the other hand, I questioned them going into the season, first they then let their WR's tandem Jones and Sanu walk then they didn't make any moves in the FA market to beef up or add depth. Either way, I had a feeling Cincy wasn't going to be the same strong team this season, it's only 5 games but losing to Dallas was a flop.

Dalton will have some big games but as a team they've dropped down the power rankings IMO.

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Raiders!
Straight the fuck up, as the Chargers lined up for the kick I had a feeling it was going to be laces out. I was screaming FUCK IT UP, FUCK IT UP then they pulled a ROMO and my jaw hit the floor. The Chargers keep finding new ways to lose. Of course Rivers and everyone before him has tore up the secondary so Oakland's isn't a scary team unless they pull something together but they just might finish above .500

Derek Carr, who Machado laughed at tossed for as many TD's last week as Dank has all year. Derek Carr 11TDs 2INTs. Not a cap on Dank, just a fuck you to Machado.


Falcons - Great fucking game! Sucks Siemian was out but the game must go on. With the Panthers choking Atlanta could run away with the division or at least hold on with this jump start....It's early but I'm pulling to see this be the year of the Falcons. They have a tough 3 games set, at Seattle, Chargers then the Packers.

[Bludegeon]

Aside from all the blab blab blabber in here. lol

I am just going to enjoy this early season and Dallas winning, because, let's face it. lol.. With Green Bay, Philly, and Pissburgh coming up?

Shit..

Fuck Odell. Fuck the Giants..

Fuck that NOT WORTH 70 Million #88 in Dallas that doesn't even DESERVE to wear that number. Dallas is doing fine without him.. He is getting worse than Sean Lee...

[Machado]

Aside from all the blab blab blabber in here. lol

I am just going to enjoy this early season and Dallas winning, because, let's face it. lol.. With Green Bay, Philly, and Pissburgh coming up?

Shit..

Fuck Odell. Fuck the Giants..

Fuck that NOT WORTH 70 Million #88 in Dallas that doesn't even DESERVE to wear that number. Dallas is doing fine without him.. He is getting worse than Sean Lee...

ok so are you going to enjoy the season to date or are you going to remain pessimistic and get all the excuses ready?
make up your mind already.
next game at GB will be very, very difficult. once again Dallas has to run the ball, control the clock and try to do to GB what
they just did to Cincy. the less Rodgers has the ball, the better.
F Philly and that rookie. this is not '89, where Philly has Randall and Dallas has nobody.
as for Pitt, I'll worry about that game the week of. not now

[Bludegeon]

Aside from all the blab blab blabber in here. lol

I am just going to enjoy this early season and Dallas winning, because, let's face it. lol.. With Green Bay, Philly, and Pissburgh coming up?

Shit..

Fuck Odell. Fuck the Giants..

Fuck that NOT WORTH 70 Million #88 in Dallas that doesn't even DESERVE to wear that number. Dallas is doing fine without him.. He is getting worse than Sean Lee...

ok so are you going to enjoy the season to date or are you going to remain pessimistic and get all the excuses ready?
make up your mind already.
next game at GB will be very, very difficult. once again Dallas has to run the ball, control the clock and try to do to GB what
they just did to Cincy. the less Rodgers has the ball, the better.
F Philly and that rookie. this is not '89, where Philly has Randall and Dallas has nobody.
as for Pitt, I'll worry about that game the week of. not now

Again, as said many , many , many times in here.. STFU.. You don't know shit from shit. You're an embarrassment as a Cowboys fan..

Not once have I ever used an "excuse" in here about the Cowboys.. You, on the other hand? Too many to count, or, you just blabber bullshit.

Wow, Captain Obvious, great "analysis" on the Packers game coming up.. LOL...

I worry about every game. I am not a pessimist, I am a realist.. This Defense is still bordering on average. Nothing has changed there. Love that MO is playing better, or, the refs are letting the DBs get away with more. Haha..

[Kings1967]

Raiders!

It appears as though the dark days are drawing to a close. It's about time. Go Raiders!

[Machado]

teams that begin the season 5-0 makes the playoffs about 90% of the time
teams that begin the season 4-1 make the playoffs about 75% of the time
teams that begin the season 1-4 make the playoffs 6% of the time

**draw your own conclusions**

[Tenacious_Dio]

Terrible game between two bad teams. Panthers managed to suck just a little bit more than the Bucs.

Anyways, you can probably stick a fork in Carolina. They might be able to scratch their way back to .500, but that won't be good enough in the NFC this year.

That's why you gotta win the SB when you get there. Last year everything went their way - soft schedule, few injuries, and guys having career years. This year, not so much.

[FullDJacket]

That's why you gotta win the SB when you get there. Last year everything went their way - soft schedule, few injuries, and guys having career years. This year, not so much.

Just ask Drew Brees

[UtahRatt]

next game at GB will be very, very difficult. once again Dallas has to run the ball, control the clock and try to do to GB what
they just did to Cincy. the less Rodgers has the ball, the better.

Come again? Control the clock? Keep the ball away like they did with Cincy?

Time of Possession
Cincinnati Bengals - 32:17
Dallas Cowboys - 27:43

First Downs
Cincinnati Bengals - 27
Dallas Cowboys - 21

Total Plays
Cincinnati Bengals - 64
Dallas Cowboys - 54

Turnovers
Cincinnati Bengals - 0
Dallas Cowboys - 1

Passing - Dalton had 41 pass plays vs 19 runs.
A. Dalton 29/41 269 yds 2td's 0int
D. Prescott 18/24 227yds 1td 0int

Confucius say, get facts straight....Statistics, a picture it don't always paint.
You're 100% exactly, opposite. Dallas jumped ahead and took Cincy out of the Run. Cincy controlled the clock and passed the ball while the Cowboys O-Line controlled the game. Dallas gave up 1 sack, averaged 6.2yds Running and 7.4yds Passing.

teams that begin the season 5-0 makes the playoffs about 90% of the time
teams that begin the season 4-1 make the playoffs about 75% of the time
teams that begin the season 1-4 make the playoffs 6% of the time

**draw your own conclusions**

Coming from the guy who said this.....V

when the #1 QB does not play much, you expect that team to lose many, many games. IMO, last year was a lost season.

If Dank get's injured what's next.....

when the #2 backup QB does not play much, you expect that team to lose many, many games. IMO, last year was a lost season.

Once again........If Dallas runs the balls, controls the clock, don't give up big plays, stops them on 3rd down, doesn't turn the ball over, don't get a lot of penalties, converts 3rd downs, extends drives, puts pressure on the QB, stops them from running and passing they should be able to beat Greenbay.


Statistics say, the team who score most points wins. **draw your own conclusions**

[Pierce Foreskin]

I am not a Dallas fan, I don't hate them either. But methinks that Jerry Jones is one stupid motherfucker, well when it comes to being a GM.
Romo is the starter when he is healthy?
Really? So you want to fuck that badly with this kids head?
He has no interceptions through 5 games, is managing the game well and not making mistakes.
Right, give me the gingerbread man instead, he's good for a few INT's and a few losses before his back breaks again.

[Machado]

I am not a Dallas fan, I don't hate them either. But methinks that Jerry Jones is one stupid motherfucker, well when it comes to being a GM.
Romo is the starter when he is healthy?
Really? So you want to fuck that badly with this kids head?
He has no interceptions through 5 games, is managing the game well and not making mistakes.
Right, give me the gingerbread man instead, he's good for a few INT's and a few losses before his back breaks again.

Some of you guys really don't know much about the game or handle the media.
Every single NFL GM would be saying the very same thing. The key portion of his reply is , "when Tony is healthy". That could
mean any number of things and there is no telling when Tony will be fit enough to take the field again.
Listen, when Romo is healthy he is among the top 10 QB's in the game. In 2014, Romo played at a very high level
and the team only lost in the playoffs because the NFL has yet to decide what is a catch and what is not a catch. Romo did
not lose that game.
Hell yes, Dak, #4 is playing great right now. Not having any INT's to date is very, very impressive for a rookie.
For now the plan is for Dak to continue playing and if and when Tony is actually practicing, going full speed, etc..
That is when the team can make their final decision about Romo. Just because Jerry is saying that Tony is playing
again does not mean anything. The man has the right to change his mind and ask Romo to carry a clipboard.

[UtahRatt]

Got to go with Machado on this one. The head office is just blowing smoke, when ROMO is healthy the truth will come out.

The staff will keep their Money QB happy and limit the drama by saying ROMO is the starter when healthy. No one has a clue when ROMO will be ready and the staff can use it as an excuse. Saying ROMO is their QB should limit the press from asking the question at every conference and limit the controversy. The fucking Media wont shut the hell up, give it a fucking rest. I'm tired of hearing Dank this Dank that...He get's more airtime then the league leading Ezekiel and the truck sized holes he runs through.
Ezekiel is averaging over 109yds a game, Murray in 2nd at 92yds a game....And all they talk about is Dank.

Dank's played a handful of games, it's not like he's on fire.
ROMO when healthy can make things happen and throw TD's. Dank has a long way to go, he's doing well but lets face it, he's benefiting from a great line and a top running game. He's thrown less TD's then Blaine Gabbert, 1 more than Brady and the same amount as Case Keenum and Jimmy Garoppolo.

Put Dank in Cleveland or behind Indy's or Miami's O-line and how well do you think he'd be doing?

Luck has been sacked 20 times and still thrown 10tds and 3ints.

Ryan Tannehill on the other hand, sacked 17 times, 6tds 7ints.....I think the Tannerhill experiment is coming to a finish. I see a back up career coming soon.

[UtahRatt]

Raiders!

It appears as though the dark days are drawing to a close. It's about time. Go Raiders!

They're a few players away from a really good team but I still don't like the coaching staff and the defense is horrible. Carr and the offense are great in 4th quarter but it's gonna bite them in the ass unless they find out a way to stop teams from scoring. Until then it's nice to finally see some W's. I'm not set on them taking the division, I don't think Denver is as good as they're showing either and I'm not counting out KC who I picked to win the D.
Could be a good race for once with Oakland finally in the hunt but they have to beef up the D or game plan better.


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Newton riding a scooter provides a bad aesthetic! And without a helmet!

One thing about this concussion protocol shit, you bet your ass there will be some players milking it. Not saying Cam is but I don't take him as a full on can't get them off the field type of guy either.

[eddie lee roth]

Dear Rex Ryan,

I was wondering if you could have your defense pull a Joe Theismann on San Francisco's QB this Sunday.

[UtahRatt]

Dear Rex Ryan,

I was wondering if you could have your defense pull a Joe Theismann on San Francisco's QB this Sunday.

I'd buy that shirt! SFQBLIVESDONTMATTER! I use to root for them but now I hope they lose every game this season and would love for Kapperfish to go down and go down hard.

[Einstein Lawless]

Four in a row for Washington! This division is still up for grabs! As far as the Dallas Green Bay game goes... A Green Bay win would tie us up with Dallas but Dallas would have a tiebreaker through head to head (for now). But if Dallas wins then that means Green Bay is beatable when we play them. So I guess I just have to watch in neutrality

[dmbrocker]

Apparently the Falcons lost today on a pass interference non-call by some shady refs. Lame?