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Post by Facedown » Mon Feb 05, 2018 4:48 am

Congrats to the Eagles.
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Post by dtmfs » Mon Feb 05, 2018 5:16 am

Facedown wrote:Congrats to the Eagles.
yeah, one of those games where no one make fun of the losing team, that was back and 4th the whole game, 1 punt???
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Re: The NFL Thread

Post by UtahRatt » Mon Feb 05, 2018 8:12 am

Dust4Vomit wrote:Patriots defense only stopped 2 drives the entire game. That's not gonna get it done.
Brady put up great numbers. No help from his defense this time.
Sucks, I wanted the Pat's just to piss the crybabies but it's totally cool to see Philly get one. It reminded me of watching the Raiders D, the offensive play calling vs the no show defense was double coupon night.

Philly a 7 minute and 4 minute drive.......In the 4th? PWNEDZ!

Iit was open fire and free car tipping night after the game, looked like the Missouri riots. How about the video of Philly fans bloopering the Ritz Carlton. Some of that shit had to be fun....Stupid, but fun.

I've seen a lot of Steeler and Falcon fans crying tears of joy....I've always been a fan of both but Steeler fans are happier than Philly fans.


It's a good thing Philly had the Ref's or it would have been a different game! :lol:
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Post by UtahRatt » Mon Feb 05, 2018 8:21 am

One thing the SB did is show what I fucking hate and a reason I don't watch much anymore..........TD! YEAH FIST PUMP! Wait......Replay..

Tick, tick, tick, tick....


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Wonder where he'll end up, talks of trade last offseason, sat in the super bowl this year, clearly that relation ship is fractured, and Grong said He wouldn't rule out retirement, gonna be an intersting next few days of rumors.
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Re: The NFL Thread

Post by eddie lee roth » Mon Feb 05, 2018 12:14 pm

I can’t decide the best thing that happened last night for Nick Foles.

1 - He’s going to get a good payday out of this somewhere down the line.

2 - Hello SUPER BOWL RING!!!

3 - He’ll never have to buy a Philly Cheese Steak Sandwich, one of the most delicious sandwiches in the world in Philadelphia ever again.
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Re: The NFL Thread

Post by milk-milk-lemonade » Mon Feb 05, 2018 3:03 pm

Eww, Brady lost the Super Bowl to a backup Quarterback. Better keep an eye on that Brazilian bitch.

Actually,

"Daddy's won 5. They've never won before."

She seems to be taking it in stride.
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Post by Vettehead2006 » Mon Feb 05, 2018 7:48 pm

Fuck Tom Brady and fuck Coach Grandpa. You know those fuckers thought they were gonna waltz to a win, and they got their asses handed to them by a backup quarterback and a 2nd yr coach. The Eagles couldn't have picked a better team to defeat for their first superbowl win. Also Tom - you catch like a faggot.
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Vettehead2006 wrote:Fuck Tom Brady and fuck Coach Grandpa. You know those fuckers thought they were gonna waltz to a win, and they got their asses handed to them by a backup quarterback and a 2nd yr coach. The Eagles couldn't have picked a better team to defeat for their first superbowl win. Also Tom - you catch like a faggot.
hehe he may catch like a fag, but I don't think he cares.

The worst part is the absolute fuck up of benching Butler. I don't care what he did, sit him for a series of two, but not the whole game.
Did Belichick learn nothing from benching Welker for a series after "footgate"? Stupid fucking move.

Also, poor Gronk, goes the the SB and comes home to a break-in. Bad week.
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Re: The NFL Thread

Post by AliceManson » Tue Feb 06, 2018 6:08 pm

Lil Piss13 is probably crying and pissed. McDaniels announced as the new Colts coach, only to say fuck this, I'm not leaving the Patriots hours later.
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Post by stocknsocks » Tue Feb 06, 2018 6:39 pm

eddie lee roth wrote:I can’t decide the best thing that happened last night for Nick Foles.

1 - He’s going to get a good payday out of this somewhere down the line.

2 - Hello SUPER BOWL RING!!!

3 - He’ll never have to buy a Philly Cheese Steak Sandwich, one of the most delicious sandwiches in the world in Philadelphia ever again.
I get Texas Monthly and they had an interesting article about Nick: https://www.texasmonthly.com/the-cultur ... ade-value/
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Post by dtmfs » Tue Feb 06, 2018 7:49 pm

AliceManson wrote:Lil Piss13 is probably crying and pissed. McDaniels announced as the new Colts coach, only to say fuck this, I'm not leaving the Patriots hours later.
I'm getting similiar vibes as when BB bolted on the jets, lots of stuff could've caused Mcdaniels to get cold feet, Irsay is a tranwreck and BB probably drilled the importance of an owner into him, BB and Kraft are promising him the HC spot in a couple years when BB just wants to live a stress free life, and Luck's health coul've factored into the decision, wouldn't it be hilarious if it was just revenge for Deflategate??
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Post by Pierce Foreskin » Wed Feb 07, 2018 5:11 am

dtmfs wrote:
AliceManson wrote:Lil Piss13 is probably crying and pissed. McDaniels announced as the new Colts coach, only to say fuck this, I'm not leaving the Patriots hours later.
I'm getting similiar vibes as when BB bolted on the jets, lots of stuff could've caused Mcdaniels to get cold feet, Irsay is a tranwreck and BB probably drilled the importance of an owner into him, BB and Kraft are promising him the HC spot in a couple years when BB just wants to live a stress free life, and Luck's health coul've factored into the decision, wouldn't it be hilarious if it was just revenge for Deflategate??
My thoughts, he is now toxic to other teams, Kraft must have told him he is the heir apparent when Bill retires, probably to the front office to do full time GM. Otherwise, this makes no sense at all.
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Post by dtmfs » Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:36 am

Pierce Foreskin wrote: My thoughts, he is now toxic to other teams, Kraft must have told him he is the heir apparent when Bill retires, probably to the front office to do full time GM. Otherwise, this makes no sense at all.
After watching "the two bills" it was fresh in my head about BB being the HC in waiting in NY, but Bill didn't care for the way the owner ran things, McDaniels obviously learned alot from his mentor, it is great that it happened to Indy, I've been reading posts from their fans on Social media they are definitley pissed about it.
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Re: The NFL Thread

Post by Pierce Foreskin » Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:12 pm

Congrats Jimmy G, 5 year 137.5 mil contract.


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Post by UtahRatt » Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:19 am

Pierce Foreskin wrote:Congrats Jimmy G, 5 year 137.5 mil contract.


https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/re ... li=BBnb7Kz
Dam, 27.5M a year for winning 7 games as a starter...."It's a good time to be a QB"
I think he's the real deal and would even take Jimmy over Cousins but that's a lot of bread. You could build a bridge for what he'll make in one year.......No really a small army of workers built a new bridge over the interstate along with fully reconstructed ramps, lights and the whole package for what Jimmy will make in 2018.

So along with locking down Jimmy G, the 49ers will have 9 draft picks and a ton of cap space to load up on Free Agents.....Place your bets now. The only problem I have is teams could find a hole or the dreaded come down to earth slump.

Along with the RAMS I'm guessing the NFC West is officially shaken up. Seattle already looks to have more issues going into the off season and no one is helming the Cards yet.
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Pierce Foreskin wrote:Congrats Jimmy G, 5 year 137.5 mil contract.


https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/re ... li=BBnb7Kz
Dam, 27.5M a year for winning 7 games as a starter...."It's a good time to be a QB"
I think he's the real deal and would even take Jimmy over Cousins but that's a lot of bread. You could build a bridge for what he'll make in one year.......No really a small army of workers built a new bridge over the interstate along with fully reconstructed ramps, lights and the whole package for what Jimmy will make in 2018.

So along with locking down Jimmy G, the 49ers will have 9 draft picks and a ton of cap space to load up on Free Agents.....Place your bets now. The only problem I have is teams could find a hole or the dreaded come down to earth slump.

Along with the RAMS I'm guessing the NFC West is officially shaken up. Seattle already looks to have more issues going into the off season and no one is helming the Cards yet.
Did SF overpay? Surely. But Jimmy G is a good guy. He made zero waves here, and the fact that Bill traded him to a team he could potentially have success with instead of shipping him off to Cleveland a la Jamie Collins, I think we know what the hooded one thinks.
Hopefully he earns that money.
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Post by UtahRatt » Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:49 pm

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Tuck rule, tuck rule, tuck rule..*clicks heals three times*

I knew I should have talked to the ball boy personally......

I've been in as many SB's as the Steelers....

Tom Brady 8 Super Bowls, 5W 3L vs Dallas Cowboys 8 Super Bowls, 5W 3L "Americas QB!"

I Tom Brady alone have been in as many Super Bowls as any other TEAMS COMBINED HISTORY in the NFL.

I'm impressed......
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Post by UtahRatt » Sun Feb 11, 2018 4:09 pm

Pierce Foreskin wrote:Did SF overpay? Surely. But Jimmy G is a good guy. He made zero waves here, and the fact that Bill traded him to a team he could potentially have success with instead of shipping him off to Cleveland a la Jamie Collins, I think we know what the hooded one thinks.
Hopefully he earns that money.

I'm sure Niner fans know how KapperFish started his career.........That said I don't see the same in Jimmy, he's groomed mature and focused on one thing the game. If they give him a system they should do really well but I bet his numbers go down in a full season. Either way I think it's a win-win for San Fran and Jimmy.
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Post by Pierce Foreskin » Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:53 am

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Tuck rule, tuck rule, tuck rule..*clicks heals three times*

I knew I should have talked to the ball boy personally......

I've been in as many SB's as the Steelers....

Tom Brady 8 Super Bowls, 5W 3L vs Dallas Cowboys 8 Super Bowls, 5W 3L "Americas QB!"

I Tom Brady alone have been in as many Super Bowls as any other TEAMS COMBINED HISTORY in the NFL.

I'm impressed......
He's played a half a season of Super Bowls, and is like two great plays and a Welker catch from being 7-1 in those games.
Sure his legacy would've been a bit better had he won, but still, 5 wins is one more than anyone else at QB.
Though I think my favorite stat is that Brady now has 10,000+ yards passing in the post season, the next in line is Manning with 7,300.
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Post by bigbuttskinner » Sun Feb 25, 2018 8:43 am

Bortles is staying in Jacksonville. Seems like someone said that emphatically a few weeks ago....
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Post by Pierce Foreskin » Wed Feb 28, 2018 9:09 am

bigbuttskinner wrote:Bortles is staying in Jacksonville. Seems like someone said that emphatically a few weeks ago....
And apparently he needs to use a lot of that new money on breath mints.
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Post by milk-milk-lemonade » Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:34 am

Pizza Hut replaces Papa John's as the NFL's official sponsor.
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Post by Pierce Foreskin » Fri Mar 02, 2018 9:52 am

milk-milk-lemonade wrote:Pizza Hut replaces Papa John's as the NFL's official sponsor.
Peyton in a Pizza Hut commercial in 3....2....1

Wonder if Peyton will sell his Papa John's franchises now.
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Pierce Foreskin wrote:
milk-milk-lemonade wrote:Pizza Hut replaces Papa John's as the NFL's official sponsor.
Peyton in a Pizza Hut commercial in 3....2....1

Wonder if Peyton will sell his Papa John's franchises now.
Took a bit longer than 3 seconds, but

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/pe ... li=BBnb7Kz
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Post by DOWN2WHISKEY » Sat Mar 10, 2018 6:30 pm

Can’t be mad at Richard Sherman signing with the 49ers, he’s been their best receiver for the past few years.
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Post by LAPoet » Sun Mar 11, 2018 10:19 pm

Being a 49ers fan in Washington state has been comedy gold over the last 24 hours
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Post by Pierce Foreskin » Tue Mar 13, 2018 6:13 am

Wonder where Suh will land?

I bet he didn't see that coming.
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Re: The NFL Thread

Post by LAPoet » Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:38 am

Kirk Cousins to Minnesota, Case Keenum to Denver, Sammy Watkins to KC and Allen Robinson to Chicago.
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