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My Eagles are done only thing remaining is cheering against Pats and Cowboys
They say all good boys go to heaven
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As crazy as it sounds Philly can still win that division, but they don't deserve to be playing after yesterday.theglammerthebetter wrote: ↑Sun Dec 01, 2019 3:53 pm My Eagles are done only thing remaining is cheering against Pats and Cowboys
That Super Bowl seems like a lifetime ago.
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It's funny how law n order Goodell stepped right the fuck back into the shadows after trying on the kangaroo court coat of a few years ago. Can football fans remember that far back?
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We're back baby the Cowboys have no one but themselves to blame for this
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My Bengals went and ruined their perfect season
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Enjoy it,theglammerthebetter wrote: ↑Mon Dec 09, 2019 8:35 pm We're back baby the Cowboys have no one but themselves to blame for this
Being just as shitty as the Cowboys in the shitty NFCE.
I thought Cowboys getting beat by the Jets was bad.
Fuck, took the eagles an overtime to get a W against the Giants? Really.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote: ↑Mon Dec 02, 2019 6:45 amAs crazy as it sounds Philly can still win that division, but they don't deserve to be playing after yesterday.theglammerthebetter wrote: ↑Sun Dec 01, 2019 3:53 pm My Eagles are done only thing remaining is cheering against Pats and Cowboys
That Super Bowl seems like a lifetime ago.
How bout dem cowboys!
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That game was the equivalent of the Rebels blowing up the Death Star. Wentz and some practice squad guys.UtahRatt wrote: ↑Mon Dec 23, 2019 10:46 pmWhiteHouseSubsAC wrote: ↑Mon Dec 02, 2019 6:45 amAs crazy as it sounds Philly can still win that division, but they don't deserve to be playing after yesterday.theglammerthebetter wrote: ↑Sun Dec 01, 2019 3:53 pm My Eagles are done only thing remaining is cheering against Pats and Cowboys
That Super Bowl seems like a lifetime ago.
How bout dem cowboys!
The thing that works to Philly's advantage is that if they beat the Giants they host a playoff game. No way in a million years I pick them on the road but Philly is a tough place to play in January.
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Be hilarious if the Giants go out and play like shit and lose. Just to spite EGO man Jerry Jones and his Cowboys. AHhahahahaahaWhiteHouseSubsAC wrote: ↑Tue Dec 24, 2019 7:52 amThat game was the equivalent of the Rebels blowing up the Death Star. Wentz and some practice squad guys.UtahRatt wrote: ↑Mon Dec 23, 2019 10:46 pmWhiteHouseSubsAC wrote: ↑Mon Dec 02, 2019 6:45 am
As crazy as it sounds Philly can still win that division, but they don't deserve to be playing after yesterday.
That Super Bowl seems like a lifetime ago.
How bout dem cowboys!
The thing that works to Philly's advantage is that if they beat the Giants they host a playoff game. No way in a million years I pick them on the road but Philly is a tough place to play in January.
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That Jones kid threw for 5 TD last week? I know nobody is confusing the Redskins with a defensive juggernaut but Philly has a big problem covering people. The Giants make me just as nervous this week as the Cowboys did last week.
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Hahaha. You shoudn't have been nervous. In no way shape or form was Dallas winning last week. They are going to come out looking like the team most thought they would be with that "talent". Naw. Garrett coached teams don't go that way.WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote: ↑Tue Dec 24, 2019 10:11 amThat Jones kid threw for 5 TD last week? I know nobody is confusing the Redskins with a defensive juggernaut but Philly has a big problem covering people. The Giants make me just as nervous this week as the Cowboys did last week.
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Another dagger into the hearts of America's team. Couldn't happen to a nicer owner. F Jerruh, Fly Eagles Fly!
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Goddamn, Pete Carroll would fuck up a wet dream if was happening on the 1 yard line.
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Bludegeon I say it every time it should be a disclaimer, you aside....If it wasn't for the Cowboy fans I'm friends with and the kabillions I bump into........This goes out to them.
NEXT YEAR, YA, NEXT YEAR WILL BE YOUR YEAR!......AGAIN! HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS! EAT SHIT, A BIG BAG OF SHIT! MAKE DALLAS GREAT AGAIN!
Fuck that was beautiful, Jones looks so beat down he's morphing into the Late Davis, I really hope they keep Garrett or get some small college yes man to follow in his high heels.....Hey ZEK! Enjoy that contract, you're rich bitch you earned it! That division sucks it's like a free ticket to the playoffs unless it's the Eagles who step up.
I'm officially an Eagles fan! I know they're thrashed and decimated but good job knocking TRUMPS TEAM off...Again. I feel like donating to a local Philly charity for doing it YET AGAIN. I thought there was no way but they did it and my friends are enjoying it to the least! So sick of hearing the attitude and loudness from their fans to the media of how good they are every fucking year then hearing about their troubles when they choke down a donkey cock, fuck Dallas....All hail to the mighty Eagles!
I called one of my D-Friends last night and acted innocent....how's it going, what's up? You'd think someone stepped on his shiny new fire engine Santa gave him for Christmas without even bringing up football and he sounded all BENT OVER which is a lot different then how he was a month into the season he couldn't shut up, I bet he calls in sick to work today.
I'm gonna call him tomorrow and see if he's down for lunch....."Wanna go choke down a Philly Steak or something?"...He'll take the joke, anger silently and whimper openly like Old Yeller got shot. It wouldn't be a big deal if Dallas fans didn't think they're the only team in the league and jump up and down like a Chihuahua starting at the draft. Can't even hold a conversation without Dallas this, Dallas that.....Dallas is DONE AGAIN!
Phew...That was great to let out.
A special shout out to Stephen A. again! He could keep rewinding this video and just change the year.
Stephen A. lists the 5 reasons the Cowboys won't win the SuperBowl "2019/20"......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUomavWXHTs
NEXT YEAR, YA, NEXT YEAR WILL BE YOUR YEAR!......AGAIN! HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS! EAT SHIT, A BIG BAG OF SHIT! MAKE DALLAS GREAT AGAIN!
Fuck that was beautiful, Jones looks so beat down he's morphing into the Late Davis, I really hope they keep Garrett or get some small college yes man to follow in his high heels.....Hey ZEK! Enjoy that contract, you're rich bitch you earned it! That division sucks it's like a free ticket to the playoffs unless it's the Eagles who step up.
I'm officially an Eagles fan! I know they're thrashed and decimated but good job knocking TRUMPS TEAM off...Again. I feel like donating to a local Philly charity for doing it YET AGAIN. I thought there was no way but they did it and my friends are enjoying it to the least! So sick of hearing the attitude and loudness from their fans to the media of how good they are every fucking year then hearing about their troubles when they choke down a donkey cock, fuck Dallas....All hail to the mighty Eagles!
I called one of my D-Friends last night and acted innocent....how's it going, what's up? You'd think someone stepped on his shiny new fire engine Santa gave him for Christmas without even bringing up football and he sounded all BENT OVER which is a lot different then how he was a month into the season he couldn't shut up, I bet he calls in sick to work today.
I'm gonna call him tomorrow and see if he's down for lunch....."Wanna go choke down a Philly Steak or something?"...He'll take the joke, anger silently and whimper openly like Old Yeller got shot. It wouldn't be a big deal if Dallas fans didn't think they're the only team in the league and jump up and down like a Chihuahua starting at the draft. Can't even hold a conversation without Dallas this, Dallas that.....Dallas is DONE AGAIN!
Phew...That was great to let out.
A special shout out to Stephen A. again! He could keep rewinding this video and just change the year.
Stephen A. lists the 5 reasons the Cowboys won't win the SuperBowl "2019/20"......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUomavWXHTs
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Hahhaha.. Bravo Utah Ratt...
I swear watching the Dallas Cowboys is like watching your cracked out kid trying to sober up/dry out or imagine what they look like high out on the streets. Such a fucking train wreck. And, you can't disown em. It's your kid. LOL. That is how I feel about the Dallas Cowboys. Completely underachieving. Hats off to the Eagles. Fuckers are playing their asses off. A bunch of nobodies getting it done. I'd laugh my ass off if they went the distance.
So, it's going to be another boring offseason. Dallas will do nothing in the signing department. Probably draft yet another fucking project. Sign a HC that has no say and their balls will be in Jerry's pocket. That Jerry, that old drunk, egotistical maniacal fucktard will believe HE can still put a team together to win the Super Bowl. WRONG>
It's over, why can't he see this? Maybe he could sober up , look at some tape and say "Fuck this". And Sell the team. Not gonna happen.
If that carrot top POS beaten step child is still walking the sidelines next season. This Cowboys fan is going to have a hard time following this team. No lie.
I swear watching the Dallas Cowboys is like watching your cracked out kid trying to sober up/dry out or imagine what they look like high out on the streets. Such a fucking train wreck. And, you can't disown em. It's your kid. LOL. That is how I feel about the Dallas Cowboys. Completely underachieving. Hats off to the Eagles. Fuckers are playing their asses off. A bunch of nobodies getting it done. I'd laugh my ass off if they went the distance.
So, it's going to be another boring offseason. Dallas will do nothing in the signing department. Probably draft yet another fucking project. Sign a HC that has no say and their balls will be in Jerry's pocket. That Jerry, that old drunk, egotistical maniacal fucktard will believe HE can still put a team together to win the Super Bowl. WRONG>
It's over, why can't he see this? Maybe he could sober up , look at some tape and say "Fuck this". And Sell the team. Not gonna happen.
If that carrot top POS beaten step child is still walking the sidelines next season. This Cowboys fan is going to have a hard time following this team. No lie.
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Jones looks defeated and beat the fuck down his eye bags hang to his chin, he might actually hire someone and give the staff more control............How much that will do who cares as long as they keep choking down the stretch, good to see Cooper pull his vanishing act in big D as well. If he ever stops dropping balls and avoids getting taken out of games....Na it ain't gonna happen. Good WR who can disappear at times. I wonder if they'll resign him.Bludegeon wrote: ↑Mon Dec 30, 2019 10:44 am Hahhaha.. Bravo Utah Ratt...
I swear watching the Dallas Cowboys is like watching your cracked out kid trying to sober up/dry out or imagine what they look like high out on the streets. Such a fucking train wreck. And, you can't disown em. It's your kid. LOL. That is how I feel about the Dallas Cowboys. Completely underachieving. Hats off to the Eagles. Fuckers are playing their asses off. A bunch of nobodies getting it done. I'd laugh my ass off if they went the distance.
So, it's going to be another boring offseason. Dallas will do nothing in the signing department. Probably draft yet another fucking project. Sign a HC that has no say and their balls will be in Jerry's pocket. That Jerry, that old drunk, egotistical maniacal fucktard will believe HE can still put a team together to win the Super Bowl. WRONG>
It's over, why can't he see this? Maybe he could sober up , look at some tape and say "Fuck this". And Sell the team. Not gonna happen.
If that carrot top POS beaten step child is still walking the sidelines next season. This Cowboys fan is going to have a hard time following this team. No lie.
The NFC East is division filled with broken systems apart from Philly every few years it's a toss up.....More or less a two team race and they still can't get it done, if it wasn't for the KISS ARMY, I mean the Dallas fans I'd actually feel for them.
THEY'RE LOOKING GOOD NEXT YEAR!
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Cleveland cutting Kitchens and Dorsey now. Will the Browns finally make a smart hire or two? Now, if only Blank would give Dan Quinn the boot instead of hiring him on for another disastrous season...
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I read an article that said since 1999 the Browns have paid or will pay over 75 million in dead salary to all the coaches they have fired. That's just insane.
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With KC and San Fran winning I'd rather watch the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show or Shark Tank....Both teams suck..........Would rather watch WWe.
I did laugh at the split screen of Rodgers in the Breaking the Law GEICO commercial where's he's pissed at the passenger and the other split was him on the bench.....He had the same pissed in my cornflakes look.
The Packers got manhandled. Like prison rape.
KC got lucky it's a no touch league.
I did laugh at the split screen of Rodgers in the Breaking the Law GEICO commercial where's he's pissed at the passenger and the other split was him on the bench.....He had the same pissed in my cornflakes look.
The Packers got manhandled. Like prison rape.
KC got lucky it's a no touch league.
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Ever notice when there's a fictitious football team on a movie or TV show it's always a team with generally red and white uniforms?
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Pleased by the results as a fan of both teams, but conflicted about whom to root for now. I guess the Chiefs since they don't have as many rings.
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Didn't like either team and turned it off before half. Switched back to watch the Niners 2 minute drive die on downs and change it again...After Galapagos over threw that open WR for a clear TD on the last set of downs summed it up for me....Kind of dull.
I'd rather have seen the 49er's win, KC sucks from the fastest woman beater to Kelce's biggest mouth in the NFL who needs to get blasted over the middle..Then there's Mahoney mania that's already old, he could pull a groin every year to make me happy....Bum surfer...Fuck that team. Clark say's it's the "Chiefs kingdom" now.....FU2, didn't he just ship from the Seahawks? Chiefs, the Cowboys of the AFC West.
Congrats Peterbilt, it's been a long time for you and you're obnoxious pic's mang. Apart from the disclaimer if "he stay's healthy" I'm sure Patrick will keep KC in the running for a while...I still think he's a squirrel.
Good Games....Looks like the Niners blew it.
I'd rather have seen the 49er's win, KC sucks from the fastest woman beater to Kelce's biggest mouth in the NFL who needs to get blasted over the middle..Then there's Mahoney mania that's already old, he could pull a groin every year to make me happy....Bum surfer...Fuck that team. Clark say's it's the "Chiefs kingdom" now.....FU2, didn't he just ship from the Seahawks? Chiefs, the Cowboys of the AFC West.
Congrats Peterbilt, it's been a long time for you and you're obnoxious pic's mang. Apart from the disclaimer if "he stay's healthy" I'm sure Patrick will keep KC in the running for a while...I still think he's a squirrel.
Good Games....Looks like the Niners blew it.
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
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ESPN: An ode to Patrick Mahomes and black quarterbacks through a cultural lens Celebrating a new black 'quarterbackism'
Isn't his mom whiter than Martha Stewart? I dig today's PC culture, he has two ghetto cards! When you pull him up it say's AMERICAN then you have these side story's using his Black Card. Bitch he's American, we're all mixed....If I ever get big I'm gonna push I'm 1/100th Native!
Isn't his mom whiter than Martha Stewart? I dig today's PC culture, he has two ghetto cards! When you pull him up it say's AMERICAN then you have these side story's using his Black Card. Bitch he's American, we're all mixed....If I ever get big I'm gonna push I'm 1/100th Native!
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Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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UtahRatt wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:37 pm ESPN: An ode to Patrick Mahomes and black quarterbacks through a cultural lens Celebrating a new black 'quarterbackism'
Isn't his mom whiter than Martha Stewart? I dig today's PC culture, he has two ghetto cards! When you pull him up it say's AMERICAN then you have these side story's using his Black Card. Bitch he's American, we're all mixed....If I ever get big I'm gonna push I'm 1/100th Native!
Mahomes is the anti-Kap. That's why he was picked as MVP. Williams clearly deserved it.
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For my own team's sake (Panthers), I was hoping to see the 49ers win. Just because it's easier to build a team on defense and running, than it is to find a unicorn like Mahomes.
Congrats to the Chiefs, though.
Congrats to the Chiefs, though.
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The Niners could have drafted Mahomes, that's the sad part.Tenacious_Dio wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 6:29 am For my own team's sake (Panthers), I was hoping to see the 49ers win. Just because it's easier to build a team on defense and running, than it is to find a unicorn like Mahomes.
Congrats to the Chiefs, though.
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No surprise Burrow goes to the Bengals with the #1 pick in tonight's draft. Congrats to your boy, Exitflagger. Only downside is people have to boo Goodell from their homes since the Coronavirus is preventing him from being booed in person...
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