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cantstopthemusic wrote:J-E-T-S ... Jets, Jets, Jets.

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Jets just caught a break. G. Smith is not a NFL quarterback
And Sexy Rexy just signed Enemkpali. :lol:
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Tymaster wrote:
Machado wrote:
cantstopthemusic wrote:J-E-T-S ... Jets, Jets, Jets.

http://www.ganggreennation.com/2015/8/1 ... i-released

Jets just caught a break. G. Smith is not a NFL quarterback
And Sexy Rexy just signed Enemkpali. :lol:
That move right there cements how Rex is a pussy and will never lead his new team to a winning season.
A petty move of signing the kid who broke the jaw of QB1. Good job Rex. Make sure you get a tattoo of the most recent acquisition on yourself.
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Rex will NEVER lead his new team to a winning record? I'll remember you said that in January when they finish 9-7 or 10-6.
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Gritt wrote:Rex will NEVER lead his new team to a winning record? I'll remember you said that in January when they finish 9-7 or 10-6.
That was last year. Nobody cares about how many games a team won
the previous year
Furthermore, Rex was coaching where again last year? IMBECILE

Old Rex is a career below .500 coach. Of course he will suddenly turns
things around in Buffalo :roll:
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Machado wrote:
Gritt wrote:Rex will NEVER lead his new team to a winning record? I'll remember you said that in January when they finish 9-7 or 10-6.
That was last year. Nobody cares about how many games a team won
the previous year
Furthermore, Rex was coaching where again last year? IMBECILE

Old Rex is a career below .500 coach. Of course he will suddenly turns
things around in Buffalo :roll:
God you're dense. I'm not talking about last year. I'm saying that Buffalo will go 9-7 or 10-6 (maybe even 11-5) this season. I have no doubt that they'll be good this year.
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Borderline retarded.

The author cherry picks HOFers and then, one by one, finds small chinks in the armor and then decides they should disqualify them from the Hall.

You can do this for literally every single HOF member. Nobody's perfect.

Marv Levy shouldn't be in the hall of fame...because...while he racked up all those wins, he was 0-4 in the Super Bowl.

Meanwhile...Troy Aikman went 3-0 in the Super Bowl...but he SHOULDN'T be in there because he was never All Pro.

Pointless.
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Machado wrote: That was last year. Nobody cares about how many games a team won
the previous year
Oh really. :roll: :lol: Then don't say another thing about Dallas and the season they had last year.

Maybe the rest of us can get lucky this year and if they somehow make it back to the playoffs the refs will call their 1st game right and we won't have to listen to you crying about some catch that wasn't in the divisional round.

Why don't you go make some crownies with Romo. Eli even makes him look like a chump when it comes to commercials. Romo ain't gonna win shit ya big dummy.
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edith lee roth wrote:
Machado wrote: That was last year. Nobody cares about how many games a team won
the previous year
Oh really. :roll: :lol: Then don't say another thing about Dallas and the season they had last year.

Maybe the rest of us can get lucky this year and if they somehow make it back to the playoffs the refs will call their 1st game right and we won't have to listen to you crying about some catch that wasn't in the divisional round.

Why don't you go make some crownies with Romo. Eli even makes him look like a chump when it comes to commercials. Romo ain't gonna win shit ya big dummy.
Regarding that catch, the rule is dumb. Clearly that was a catch and if were any other team, many of you here would be clamoring for a rule change and ripping apart the ref/league for making the call. But since the play went against Dallas, everybody wants to pile on.

Cannot wait for the 2016 to start. Fuck the exhibition games. Money grabbing owners lining their pockets. Charging full price for games that do not count. I'm sure the parking prices are reduced for these games, huh?
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What about the game before that? Detroit got fucked over but since it was in The Cowboys favor all you Dallas fans just sweep over that and jump into the he made a catch and we should of won rant.

You just as easily could of not even been there if it wasn't for the refs the week before.
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edith lee roth wrote:What about the game before that? Detroit got fucked over but since it was in The Cowboys favor all you Dallas fans just sweep over that and jump into the he made a catch and we should of won rant.

You just as easily could of not even been there if it wasn't for the refs the week before.
Are you talking about the PI on the Dallas LB that was not called? What was your problem with the play? That the LB interfered or that the ref threw a flag and it was picked up, resulting in a non-call?
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You've got to be shitting me.

Between that play which forced them to punt to the next drive when they held Suh with no flag being thrown and kept the game winning drive going.

They basically gave the game away.

They even admitted they fucked up. :roll:
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edith lee roth wrote:You've got to be shitting me.

Between that play which forced them to punt to the next drive when they held Suh with no flag being thrown and kept the game winning drive going.

They basically gave the game away.

They even admitted they fucked up. :roll:

You are whining like never before, LOL!
In the NFL a ref can call holding on just about every play. Now either you let the teams play and not throw a flag on each play or you throw a flag every play, and have a very, very frustrating game as a result.
Last thing anybody wants to hear is that Suh was being held and there was no call. C'mon, you can do better.

Sure they gave the game away. OK. Dallas did nothing to score those points right? Sure!

The pass from Romo to Williams to take the lead was incomplete right?

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I got a good mind to slap the taste right out of your mouth boy. :lol:
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eddie lee roth wrote:I got a good mind to slap the taste right out of your mouth boy. :lol:
Of course because that's what girls do. They slap.

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Machado wrote:
eddie lee roth wrote:I got a good mind to slap the taste right out of your mouth boy. :lol:
Of course because that's what girls do. They slap.

LOL
You just owned yourself Matardo. You threatened to slap someone recently.
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Machado owns himself getting out bed, taking a shit, trying to flame...pretty much every waking moment.
DIPSHIT!!!
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Crazy Levi wrote:Machado owns himself getting out bed, taking a shit, trying to flame...pretty much every waking moment.
DIPSHIT!!!
I'm not an NFL QB, but at least I know how to drop back and pass properly
Unlike some people!

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You don't know how to flush a toilet, amigo.
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Machado wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:Machado owns himself getting out bed, taking a shit, trying to flame...pretty much every waking moment.
DIPSHIT!!!
I'm not an NFL QB, but at least I know how to drop back and pass properly
Unlike some people!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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These always come up and there are some good arguments while others are just biased joke opinions. One name that always leads and is on everyones list is Troy Aikman. And I totally agree, I watched him play, lived through the era......He was pushed in like it was prison rape.


Troy Aikman was being talked about the day he quit and was forced in by constant pressure from others around him even during those stupid fucking laughable speeches from his bitch teammates during their inductions. When he retired there was constant talk about Troy getting in and I remember all of them saying "NO" he's not a HOF QB but! He'll probably get in because of the players around him!
Sure enough the pressure from that team gave enough handjobs and did everything possible to get the worst QB in. Put Troy on the Cardinals or any other team and no one remembers his name, he don't win shit, put a dozen QB's behind that line and team and they would be wearing the rings.
Troy is worse then Bernie Kosar but Bernie spent his best years as a Dog in Cleveland.

There's 100 better QB's then him not in the HOF because they played for the jets or eagles, browns, falcons or some lame team over the years.

Steve Bartkowski, Ken Stabler, Randall Cunningham NO? Ken Anderson or Boomer NO? Theismann even Dave Krieg trying to get Seattle to a bowl NO? All better QB's and most played when CB's could mug your WR's BUT....

Boy Aikman yes?

That Cowboy team should have that OL enshrined with Aikman, Emmitt and Irvin put underneath them as players the OL made look good. The fact Irvin was in before Monk and Darrell Green was a joke. The HOF will really let anyone in at this point if there's enough pressure.....And Cowboy fans.

Since the mid 90's in the NuFL, it's all about blown up stats. So it's all over the place at this point. No one remember how hard it was in the 70's and 80's let alone clotheslineing and spearing in the decades earlier.
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Gritt wrote:
Machado wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:Machado owns himself getting out bed, taking a shit, trying to flame...pretty much every waking moment.
DIPSHIT!!!
I'm not an NFL QB, but at least I know how to drop back and pass properly
Unlike some people!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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DIPSHIT

You are the kid at the school yard who nobody talks to but when there is a scuffle, you show up at the very end and get in a limp wristed hand slap and run away.
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Machado wrote: DIPSHIT

You are the kid at the school yard who nobody talks to but when there is a scuffle, you show up at the very end and get in a limp wristed hand slap and run away.
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I wasn't aware that kids who nobody talks to, but then run to get in a cheap slap during a fight was a well-known archetype.

Can you refer me to the literature, film, or any other culture signpost of this phenomenon?
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Kelvin Benjamin out for the season with torn ACL. :(
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Tenacious_Dio wrote:Kelvin Benjamin out for the season with torn ACL. :(

FUCKING SUCKS!!! Hopefully a rookie can step up :x
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Former NFL QB Erik Kramer survived a suicide attempt. Ex-Wife says it must be CTE that has had him depressed for 10 years and a "different man than the one I married."

Neversurrender and UtahRatt declare him a total pussy.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/13473 ... uicide-try

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Crazy Levi wrote:Former NFL QB Erik Kramer survived a suicide attempt. Ex-Wife says it must be CTE that has had him depressed for 10 years and a "different man than the one I married."

Neversurrender and UtahRatt declare him a total pussy.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/13473 ... uicide-try

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Tragic. These stories soon will become a regular occurrence. Imagine the hundreds of players who are feeling similar, about 10 years removed from the game? Left to fend for themselves, while the league continues to prosper. Its a shame!
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Machado wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:Former NFL QB Erik Kramer survived a suicide attempt. Ex-Wife says it must be CTE that has had him depressed for 10 years and a "different man than the one I married."

Neversurrender and UtahRatt declare him a total pussy.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/13473 ... uicide-try

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Tragic. These stories soon will become a regular occurrence. Imagine the hundreds of players who are feeling similar, about 10 years removed from the game? Left to fend for themselves, while the league continues to prosper. Its a shame!
Holy shit, I agree with you 100%.
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I also agree with Machado.

Waiting for a strong counter-argument from Truther...

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