The NFL Thread

[Bludegeon]

When the best thing about the MNF game was the debut of a movie trailer at half-time you know you've got a real stinker on your hands. Perhaps this Thursday's Niners/Seahawks game will be better. It better be for Seattle fans it's getting real close to shit or get off the pot time for that team if they want to make a playoff run.

Man, the NFCE is a fucking train wreck, None of the teams are worth a piss.

Who gives a shit! Not every division can be a powerhouse. These sort of things come in waves. A few years from now the NFC East will be strong from top to bottom and some other division will be a train wreck.

No shit sherlock.. This year they are shit. Plain and simple.. Fucking homer.

[Facedown]

Not only did I love the self pwned fake punt fail but all the head lines and quotes are great! Including ones saying Pagano "shouldn't" be fired for the fake failed punt! Then Pagano saying he didn't regret it! I'm glad Pagano didn't regret it because that was one of the greatest call ever. I'm his biggest fan, it gives me hope that someday I could become a head coach. Thanks for the laughs.

I wonder if P13 was involved in the play, his posts sure failed like it.

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WATCH: Colts run worst fake punt in NFL history; Pagano accepts heat!

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10-year NFL veteran offensive lineman Tony Pashos: Whalen couldn't answer 1 question after the game about what happened because he has zero clue. That being said, that roster filled with a bunch of kids. Whalen will probably be on xbox live by 4pm. Maybe hang out at Best Buy.

Indy Star columnist Gregg Doyel: "Fourth and Dumb," Chuck Pagano's last stand. The Colts were stupid. No, they were worse than stupid. They were shockingly stupid, dumber than they've been all season, dumb like they've not been since they were trading a first-round draft pick for Trent Richardson.

I'm now dumber for watching the @Colts try to outsmart the @Patriots.

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Belichick explains Colts’ fake punt fiasco better than Pagano

plumcrazy73 says:
Oct 19, 2015 9:39 PM
Next thing you know Colts will accuse Bill of cheating to get the explanation cleared up

footballfan441 says:
Oct 19, 2015 11:23 PM
As a Pats fan I am still waiting for the ‘Ernie Adams filmed the Colt’s practices and knew what to do!’

Ted Wells has investigated and said that although Griff missed the meeting about the audible, he still should have been "generally aware" that hiking the ball was a stupid thing to do and thus, the COLTS!!! organization has been suspended for 4 games.

[WTF]

10-year NFL veteran offensive lineman Tony Pashos: Whalen couldn't answer 1 question after the game about what happened because he has zero clue. That being said, that roster filled with a bunch of kids. Whalen will probably be on xbox live by 4pm. Maybe hang out at Best Buy.

Apparently Pashos doesn't realize that the Colts have the oldest team in the league...

[Facedown]

Poor lil' pp

From Yardbarker:
Most disappointing NFL players so far

1.PEYTON MANNING
Father Time appears finally to have caught up with Peyton Manning. Although the Denver Broncos are 6-0, Manning has struggled, throwing more interceptions than touchdowns through six weeks. Although he can still command an offense and hit the short throws, Manning doesn’t have the arm strength any more to hit big-time NFL passes.

2.ANDREW LUCK
This was supposed to be the season Andrew Luck became the NFL's top quarterback. Unfortunately for Colts fans, they may have to wait another year. Luck struggled in the first three games of the season, throwing more interceptions than touchdown passes, and only completing 56 percent of his passes. Luck then missed two games with a shoulder injury only to return against the Pats in a loss.

[Facedown]

Jags smoking the Bills.

[Rageman]

Nine and a half minute drive to start the second half.
Turnover on downs at the one yard line.
Poor Jacksonville fans. Even when they're winning they still suck.

[Crazy Levi]

Lol

Andrew luck is sucking so much cock today, they switched to the Redskins/Tampa game on my local feed.

[eddie lee roth]

Lol

Andrew luck is sucking so much cock today, they switched to the Redskins/Tampa game on my local feed.

Same thing happened here too. I wonder if lil pp is suffering from SB flashbacks.

[Crazy Levi]

Colts fans are ungrateful, bandwagoning , and vicious. They were booing Luck MERCILESSLY during this game. This is a guy who had them in the AFC title game last season.

No shock really, we all know Colts fans abandon that team at the first sign of trouble.

[Crazy Levi]

Ole Andrew leaf had a near comeback to go with bus multiple INTs today, but sadly it wasn't enough.

For there was only to be ONE miracle 24 point comeback today - the mighty Washington Redskins.

Yeah I know but kiss my ass...it was sweet I'm allowed to have a little fun every now and then too.

[eddie lee roth]

Colts fans are ungrateful, bandwagoning , and vicious. They were booing Luck MERCILESSLY during this game. This is a guy who had them in the AFC title game last season.

No shock really, we all know Colts fans abandon that team at the first sign of trouble.

They're real big bro-country fans too. Between that and jumping on the Colts bandwagon hooker ass probably don't taste all that bad after all.



Just the other day I made a post talking about how great it would be if Luck went elsewhere when his rookie contract is up. Man I really want this to happen I can't stand Jim Irsay.

One other thought - Everybody heard all the talk from last season about how the 49'ers from the front office to the players were burnt out on Jim Harbaugh and he had lost the locker room.

Colin Kaepernick better not be one of them. Harbaugh made him a fortune and there's enough tape on him by now to see he's just not picking up the game like you would expect.

[Gritt]

Cassell has about 2 weeks to prepare for the next game and give the team a much better chance to win.

[UtahRatt]

DALLAS? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

How about Hardy and Dez having a screaming match.
How about Hardy and his lineman having a screaming match.
How about that MUFFED PUNT?
How about that Matt Cassel? 3INT's!

Great game...........And they're still in the running. That division sucks more then a 74 Pinto.

This is why they should have started Weeden. Another week for Cassel. Not that I'm complaining.

[Machado]

DALLAS? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

How about Hardy and Dez having a screaming match.
How about Hardy and his lineman having a screaming match.
How about that MUFFED PUNT?
How about that Matt Cassel? 3INT's!

Great game...........And they're still in the running. That division sucks more then a 74 Pinto.

This is why they should have started Weeden. Another week for Cassel. Not that I'm complaining.

Giants offense did nothing much to win the game. The INT's and that kick off return for a TD was the difference.
I still like Cassell over Weeden. One of the picks was on the WR, the other two were poor decisions. Glad the Eagles lost. Just make the division that much more of a fucking mess, LOL!
I liked that Hardy was emotional. Not an issue to me. Just a lot of passion and ain't nothing wrong with that.
The muffed punt was a mute point. Would have been very difficult to drive
the length of the field with zero TO's.
Next up Seattle. Schedule does not get any easier

[Crazy Levi]

Yeah that First Place Schedule really has Dallas in a bind.

Also the fact that they don't have a quarterback.

We TOLD you Casell was gonna suck. Why don't you ever listen to us? Its not ALL trolling. A fucking retard knows that Matt "why the fuck do moronic GMs keep trading draft picks for me?" Casell sucks fucking ass and no longer belongs in the NFL.

This is common knowledge.

And what the fuck is a "mute point" you fucking moron?

[Machado]

Yeah that First Place Schedule really has Dallas in a bind.

Also the fact that they don't have a quarterback.

We TOLD you Casell was gonna suck. Why don't you ever listen to us? Its not ALL trolling. A fucking retard knows that Matt "why the fuck do moronic GMs keep trading draft picks for me?" Casell sucks fucking ass and no longer belongs in the NFL.

This is common knowledge.

And what the fuck is a "mute point" you fucking moron?

I like to drop the "mute point" occasionally just to see who the first poster might be to call attention.
Be on the look out for that sometime in the future, LOL!!!

Anyway, yes Cassell sucks but he does not suck as much as Weeden. So given the choice I prefer
Cassell at QB until Romo returns. Look, Danny White is not available and neither is anybody else that won some games for Dallas, so you go with whom you got and that's it.
Maybe Cassell does improve, but I know that Weeden was not going to get any better. Weeden had his best game vs Saints and played worse and worse with every game.

Again with the 1st place schedule. Sorry, I can't explain that to you again. We went through this already. Give it a rest.
Seattle is going to be a very tough game. Will take a lot better play from Cassell to win the game. TO's were brutal tonight and without those Dallas might have stolen a game on the road today.

[Crazy Levi]

I just don't see Casell getting any better, and Romo is becoming old and fragile. I don't like the Cowboy's chances for the division is all I'm saying, regardless of if Romo comes back. The chemistry is a mess, there's no depth. This isn't a team I'd bank on.

[Machado]

I just don't see Casell getting any better, and Romo is becoming old and fragile. I don't like the Cowboy's chances for the division is all I'm saying, regardless of if Romo comes back. The cheandmistry is a mess, there's no depth. This isn't a team I'd bank on.

Unclear how you can say the team chemistry is a mess. Dallas was 2-0 and looking just fine when Romo was injured. Believe me, with Romo this team does not lose four consecutive games.
Many questions to be answered from all the teams in the NFC East. Does not matter if the division winner wins 7, 8 or 9 games. As long as a team makes the playoffs that team has a chance to win the SB.
Nice that Philly lost tonight. Keeps the division very tight.

[Crazy Levi]

You are dreaming if you think 8 wins takes this division. In the end it will take at least 9.

Cowboys are 2-4. I don't see them getting 7 more wins this season.

[Machado]

You are dreaming if you think 8 wins takes this division. In the end it will take at least 9.

Cowboys are 2-4. I don't see them getting 7 more wins this season.

you may be wrong or you may be right. time will tell. this is all banter
and conjecture on everybody's part. always fun to talk football on Sunday
evening. 1 day before the Monday night QB's show their faces.

[UtahRatt]

Cassell has about 2 weeks to prepare for the next game and give the team a much better chance to win.

Ya two weeks should give him plenty of time! That worked out well.
I wonder if Machado thinks before he posts because he clearly don't understand shit.

Even if Dallas ran the same offense....Including Cassel with an armband cheat sheet and a limited playbook he'd still need more then 2 weeks. It's almost more confusing with the same offense. The names, plays and routes numbers are all different but after the QB spent a year learning them it's like everything is backwards on a new team. Some QB's have said it's more confusing then learning a new system.

A Joe blow machado 101 example..
The QB spent the year learning what the patterns are, say, 1-9 are...Example 1 = Post or a 9 = a button. His new team 1-9 are all changed. Then you have the same play's on both teams but the call sign is different.....

Split west blast H flat, 236 shift viper x stick curl up Danger on one
The QB learned that one play for a year but now the exact play on the new team could be
Doubles H dive F hang, trips right 375 jet x shallow Shadow on one

Now if you're in the 2:00 minute drill that play could be called by one name where the QB could yells out "Diamond" or "Shock" just to make the play call in a hurry.


I don't know how NFL QB's do it, or in Cassel's case, didn't. It's easy to understand why the world is full of athletes but lacks quarterbacks. Just learning and memorizing the play's isn't even half of it. Then to have a Machado saying 2 weeks to pick up the play book!

Derp.


Anyway, Cassel had 2 weeks to memorize a playbook and get timing down with his WR's, I don't know why he threw 3 PICKS! Maybe he just sucks.

[UtahRatt]

You are dreaming if you think 8 wins takes this division. In the end it will take at least 9.

Cowboys are 2-4. I don't see them getting 7 more wins this season.

I think 8 wins could take the East.


LOL @ the Cowgirls least place easiest schedule that machado got schooled on. I'm surprised he brought it up.

Oh well a win is a win and Dallas lost yet another. Good Games. Hardy fighting with Dez and his linemen isn't emotion dipshit. It's Hardy fucking up and being a headcase.
He wont have one locker room friend if he doesn't already.

I like how Hardy was just emotional! Machado13 wisdom. I like when my team fights each other and are not on the same page. Fifty bucks says Hardy don't have one friend in the locker room by now. He's a locker room disease.

Then you have big mouth Dez who has no business walking around trying to talk shit and coach a mental case like Hardy. Dallas has some douche bags.

[Machado]

You are dreaming if you think 8 wins takes this division. In the end it will take at least 9.

Cowboys are 2-4. I don't see them getting 7 more wins this season.

I think 8 wins could take the East.


LOL @ the Cowgirls least place easiest schedule that machado got schooled on. I'm surprised he brought it up.

Oh well a win is a win and Dallas lost yet another. Good Games. Hardy fighting with Dez and his linemen isn't emotion dipshit. It's Hardy fucking up and being a headcase.
He wont have one locker room friend if he doesn't already.

I like how Hardy was just emotional! Machado13 wisdom. I like when my team fights each other and are not on the same page. Fifty bucks says Hardy don't have one friend in the locker room by now. He's a locker room disease.

Then you have big mouth Dez who has no business walking around trying to talk shit and coach a mental case like Hardy. Dallas has some douche bags.

you are delusional. or maybe you have a friend in that locker room that none of us know about.
get over yourself. nothing wrong with two teammates yelling at each other . big deal. you want to make a big deal about that because it involved Dallas and they lost again today.
and for the last time, Cassell has been on the team for 1 month=4 weeks
with the bye week, the bye week, he had 2 weeks to prepare for this game.
DERP!

[UtahRatt]

you are delusional. or maybe you have a friend in that locker room that none of us know about.
get over yourself. nothing wrong with two teammates yelling at each other . big deal. you want to make a big deal about that because it involved Dallas and they lost again today.

Team mates fighting each other during a game is no big deal......You don't have a fucking clue about the game and should be banned from ever posting your opinion again.
In fact I'm surprised you can get a word in with Hardy's balls in your mouth.

You're such a troll. M13.

Tampa has as many wins as Dallas.....There's always RGIII the Cowgirls could tryout?

[UtahRatt]

What in the fuck happened to the Lions? Clearly losing Shu didn't help but they went from a decent team with talent back to the Lions we all know and love.
Man they suck. Where's the offense? Is their coach fired yet?

No clue how the Vikings are winning, no clue how the Jet's are winning. Defensive improvements and a running game.


Hey, Chief's won a game!

What the fuck happened to the Bolts? Is Rivers done? He racked up a lot of garbage yards today, his stats are miss-leading.

[Machado]

you are delusional. or maybe you have a friend in that locker room that none of us know about.
get over yourself. nothing wrong with two teammates yelling at each other . big deal. you want to make a big deal about that because it involved Dallas and they lost again today.

Team mates fighting each other during a game is no big deal......You don't have a fucking clue about the game and should be banned from ever posting your opinion again.
In fact I'm surprised you can get a word in with Hardy's balls in your mouth.

You're such a troll. M13.

Tampa has as many wins as Dallas.....There's always RGIII the Cowgirls could tryout?

ok let's clarify something. they were not fighting. poor choice of word i used to describe the "shouting match" on the sidelines.
fighting would be a different story.
anyway, so you have two players that are having a shouting match. you're telling me that is not tolerated? get your head out of your ass already.
you are looking for a reason to be critical of the team or the players involved.

[UtahRatt]

ok let's clarify something. they were not fighting. poor choice of word i used to describe the "shouting match" on the sidelines.
fighting would be a different story.
anyway, so you have two players that are having a shouting match. you're telling me that is not tolerated? get your head out of your ass already.
you are looking for a reason to be critical of the team or the players involved.

Whatever you say Groot. Dumb as a fucking stump.


Dallas = 4 game losing streak. Most in the NFL.

[Machado]

ok let's clarify something. they were not fighting. poor choice of word i used to describe the "shouting match" on the sidelines.
fighting would be a different story.
anyway, so you have two players that are having a shouting match. you're telling me that is not tolerated? get your head out of your ass already.
you are looking for a reason to be critical of the team or the players involved.

Whatever you say Groot. Dumb as a fucking stump.


Dallas = 4 game losing streak. Most in the NFL.

just what i thought. all you do is blow hot air, type statements that you want to pass on and truths.
fighting vs shouting match=huge difference
you must want your football (whomever that is) to never shout at each other, never disagree, etc..just keep a happy shop huh? oh sure, that's realistic

[dtmfs]

just what i thought. all you do is blow hot air, type statements that you want to pass on and truths.
fighting vs shouting match=huge difference
you must want your football (whomever that is) to never shout at each other, never disagree, etc..just keep a happy shop huh? oh sure, that's realistic

Dude Hardy has been back for 2 weeks and has made an ass of himself twice, He's under a fucking microscope because of his off field issues, Utah is not the only one making fun of them the entire internet is, there are fucking gifs floating around showing his bitch ass wannabe tough antics. He's a fucking clown.

[UtahRatt]

Two different players had to be separated from Hardy, dipshit, and Hardy had the FUCK OFF EVERYONE attitude.

Get your head out of your ass already.
You are looking for any reason to make excuses for this team you fanatically defend without knowing jackshit about the game. You're a blind fan.

You'd make a big deal if it was on another team. But Dallas.....Oh that's normal! You're just trying to put them down!