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Either way there is zero chance that the game would be played in Boston.
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Here's a guy who can't stand a misplaced apostrophe and he's trying to get a pass on thinking the game was being played 2,000 miles from where it's actually being played.

Fuck off cantstop, we all hate you.
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I never stated the game was at Gillette Stadium.

I was making a "house of horrors" analogy.

Broncos last win in Foxboro - 2006 (5 games since).

Last Pats win in Denver - 2011 (2 games since).
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I am unwilling to accept your lame explanation. You clearly thought the game was being played closer to Boston than Denver.

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cantstopthemusic wrote:
Pierce Foreskin wrote:My prediction is that the Pats and Panthers will be playing in Superbowl 50
It's Super Bowl ... not Superbowl.

Just like it's the World Series (in baseball) ... not Worldseries.
Really?
Well at least you have that going for you, I guess.
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Crazy Levi wrote:Cantstop totally successfully played that one off. You'd really have no clue he had no idea the game wasn't in Boston. Very smooth.

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Silence! I'm praying to the football gods that the Broncos and the Panthers lose.

Dear Football Gods,
Please give Palmer a shot at the ring, after the last couple years him and the team deserve it. Please give the Card's the strength to overcome the easy path the Panthers took to the NFC Championship Game. Please give the Pat's the ability to over come the Bronco's defense and their stupid fans.


Hail Mary
Hail Mary
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I almost forgot, please give Palmer the brain not to make those foolish INT throws and not allow Cam in the Endzone to do that embarrassingly gay dance. The Panthers can't just hand the ball to the ref, they have to do the Macarena then run around the stadium looking for a poster child to give the ball too. Like they've never made a TD before.


And thank you for allowing the Skins to show their true colors by going one and get blown out.

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poizond13 wrote: The PATS Road BACK To The Super Bowl Starts NOW
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milk-milk-lemonade wrote:Former Raiders DE Anthony Smith gets life without parole, for the killings of three men.
Talk about a sick fucking MONSTER!

The 11th overall pick for the LA Raiders was set to be great and had everything going for him. Even married that hoe "Vanity" the Pop Star that lasted a year, her career and the marriage.

Started out on fire....10.5 sacks his rookie year - 2nd year 13 sacks & 6 force fumbles - 3rd year 12.5 sacks.
After 3 good seasons it instantly went down hill. His sacks cut in half, The Raiders tried moving him around to LDE, LDT then the team moved back to Oakland and Smith was done after 7 seasons.

After his third season, he signed a four-year, $7.6-million contract extension with the team. In 1997, he opted out of his contract and did not sign with another team.

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Then he turned into a monster, fired bombed a business over a money owed dispute but it was a miss trial. Murdered a man in another miss trial.

Finally Anthony Smith was sentenced Friday to life in prison without parole for the 1999 torture killings of two brothers and the 2001 slaying of another man. A Los Angeles County jury convicted Smith, 48, in November of three counts of murder with special circumstances of torture, kidnapping and multiple murders. Jurors were unable to reach a verdict on a fourth murder charge, involving the slaying of Smith's friend Maurilio Ponce.

Smith posed as a police officer to kidnap brothers Ricky and Kevin Nettles from their Los Angeles car wash business on Nov. 10, 1999, before killing them. Smith was also accused of kidnapping Dennis Henderson on June 24, 2001, from the Mar Vista section of Los Angeles before beating and stabbing him to death.

Ponce was lured to an Antelope Valley desert highway in 2008, where he was beaten and shot after a business deal went bad.
The Nettles brothers' bodies were found about eight miles apart. Both had U-shaped branding burns on their cheeks, and Ricky Nettles had numerous burns across his abdomen and feet.

Prosecutors said Henderson's body was found in a rental car and had more than 40 non-fatal stab wounds inflicted before his throat was slashed.

Prosecutors said books on how to kill people were found in Smith's possession. The titles included "Kill Without Joy!" and `'Professional Killers: An Inside Look."

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Speaking of NFL killers, one due out of prison soon. Remember Panthers Rae Carruth?

Rae Carruth orchestrated the murdered of his pregnant girl friend in November 1999 because he wanted her to abort the child. She went into a coma for 28 day. Amazingly they was able to save the baby but lack of oxygen he was born with cerebral palsy.
Here's a video of Rae's son 15 years later..."Now 16" It's a miracle the boy survived.
http://www.wsoctv.com/news/news/special ... ter/nh5q5/

Rae Carruth STILL denies involvement! And is due for release in 2018! FUCKING PLEASE. The video made me sick..........

The Grandmother, the mother of the daughter Rae KILLED said she's forgiven Rae and looks forward for him getting out of prison because, get this.....The son needs his father.

I think I'm going to puke.

Rae wanted the child aborted, the mother said no, he had her killed, Rae is due out in a couple years and the grandmother said he needs his father?
For fucking what? To finish the job? Fucker can't even admit guilt.
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What a House of Horrors choke-job.

Looked like it was 11-on-12 most of the game.

Zero running game.
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Pretty boy faggot Brady going home.
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cantstopthemusic wrote:What a House of Horrors choke-job.

Looked like it was 11-on-12 most of the game.

Zero running game.
Shut the fuck up you piece of shit. You're even hated here. Go away.
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Vettehead2006 wrote:Pretty boy faggot Brady going home.
Keeping it classy.
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Vettehead2006 wrote:Pretty boy faggot Brady going home.
I don't know if I'd call him a faggot. He fucks Gisele. What are you hitting?
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I still can't get over the fact that Belichick passed up a field goal attempt twice. Both were very makable and the Denver offense wasn't moving the ball.
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Gritt wrote:I still can't get over the fact that Belichick passed up a field goal attempt twice. Both were very makable and the Denver offense wasn't moving the ball.
The arrogance of Bill and Brady always result in these kind of calls. I don't blame them because they usually get it done.

That Broncos D is amazing, and Peyton was NOT pathetic today. He played a good game. He's still atrocious on the deep stuff but the short passing game was working for him. Glad they won, and once again glad I don't bet on football.

Don't really care who wins the next game, hope it's a good one.
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Peyton was pathetic. He was floating balls everywhere and missin open guys right and left. Their defense and Belichick's arrogance got them there.
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Gritt wrote:Peyton was pathetic. He was floating balls everywhere and missin open guys right and left. Their defense and Belichick's arrogance got them there.
I didn't watch. That sucks. I want to see Denver go all the way, but know how Peyton is when it matters. Do you see the Broncos beating AZ/Carolina?
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Gritt wrote:Peyton was pathetic. He was floating balls everywhere and missin open guys right and left. Their defense and Belichick's arrogance got them there.
Come on bro. Peyton wasn't pathetic. He actually made a few throws when it mattered. He was better than we've seen.

Not saying he was anything awesome or anything but with that Defense he played well enough. Not like last week when they won despite him.

The Broncos D can win against anybody, should be a good Super Bowl.
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Bad start for Royal Rumble Sunday thanks Brady
Still have hope Peyton might slip on the Denver ice

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Arizona won't beat Denver Defense
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17-32 with 174 yards. He was pathetic.
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Gritt wrote:I still can't get over the fact that Belichick passed up a field goal attempt twice. Both were very makable and the Denver offense wasn't moving the ball.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

UnFuckingbelievable. I was watching the game with chick who's a Pat's fan and she's calling the game over with 10 minutes left....It's impossible to tell a chick there's a lot of game left, she don't get it.

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So were watching the game and I was, look it's perfect, they'll kick a FG pull the game closer with a lot of time left. THEN WTH HAPPENED.


Ummmmm, what? No FG? 4th n 1 and you run that stupid play? Kick the fucking FG! Hard to sneak or pound on this D. Seemed like an easy call.

2nd time, I'm like, ok fine, he has to kick one here, it's ok, lot of time left.

WTF? 4th n FAIL? Ummmm, what the fuck? No FG again?

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Gritt wrote:17-32 with 174 yards. He was pathetic.
Weak sauce.
He's toast, done, finished, rubber arm. Bubble screens all day long. His out throws have less zip then mine do. Is he throwing left handed? Any QB can hit his RB and TE in the middle with those numbers.

Peytons average gain per Passing Play was a laughable 4.1 because he has no arm.


Brady's at 4.9 was 30+ in yards lost for sacks and vs a monster D. They was forced into a short passing game because of the pressure and no one was breaking tackles because their D was on it.
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I should stop praying to the NFL gods. GG's Denver and I'm just gonna give the Panthers the win now before halftime. Looks like INT Palmer showed up.

So WTG.

Panthers vs Denver super bowel whatever. I do hope the Panthers take it but either way let me know who wins. Could care less.....But not very much less. Like wanting to see the Browns vs Titans.
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Denver defense played lights out -- it is engineered to stop that Patriots passing offense, and it sure did.

Not sure why people are braying about Belichick's "arrogance" in going for a 4-and-1 with about 6 minutes left and them within the red zone being 8 points down. They couldn't move the ball a fucking inch most of the game, and here they are within the red zone. Chances were they weren't going to get there again. You absolutely go for the 1-yard play on 4th down at the 16. What good does cutting the lead to 5 points really do for you at that point in time?
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veritas wrote:Not sure why people are braying about Belichick's "arrogance" in going for a 4-and-1 with about 6 minutes left and them within the red zone being 8 points down. They couldn't move the ball a fucking inch most of the game, and here they are within the red zone. Chances were they weren't going to get there again. You absolutely go for the 1-yard play on 4th down at the 16. What good does cutting the lead to 5 points really do for you at that point in time?
Sure whatever........Look where that got them. They lost, wrong call, how much more proof do you want?


You kick the FG the first time down. And you don't gimmick a stupid throw back on a 4th n 1.

With the time on the clock they were going to have the ball 3 to 4+ times, there was no hurry to start blowing 4th downs. A two point conversion is being ahead 2 scores vs a mean D in short space.

KICK THE FUCKING FG. Any other situation you KICK THE FUCKING FG.

They lost because of it and you're defending the call.......Sounds like a good argument. Good luck with that.
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In a game like that you take any points you can get.
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I wonder who loses their job in the Cardinals org, after this game?
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veritas wrote:Not sure why people are braying about Belichick's "arrogance" in going for a 4-and-1 with about 6 minutes left and them within the red zone being 8 points down. They couldn't move the ball a fucking inch most of the game, and here they are within the red zone. Chances were they weren't going to get there again. You absolutely go for the 1-yard play on 4th down at the 16. What good does cutting the lead to 5 points really do for you at that point in time?
Sure whatever........Look where that got them. They lost, wrong call, how much more proof do you want?


You kick the FG the first time down. And you don't gimmick a stupid throw back on a 4th n 1.

With the time on the clock they were going to have the ball 3 to 4+ times, there was no hurry to start blowing 4th downs. A two point conversion is being ahead 2 scores vs a mean D in short space.

KICK THE FUCKING FG. Any other situation you KICK THE FUCKING FG.

They lost because of it and you're defending the call.......Sounds like a good argument. Good luck with that.
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veritas wrote:Great, cogent football analysis: "it was a bad call because they lost."
I'm glad you agree and understand because it was that obviously clear and simple.

If the Pat's kicked one FG out of the two they win. Another way of saying, they lost because they didn't kick a FG when they had two chances so where's the argument? There isn't one.

It was a choke like Pete Carroll calling a slant but Belichick pulled a Carroll twice.

It's all across the news headlines, twitter, facebook to ESPN. Belichick was blasted about it in the press conference.
With that much time on the clock, there was no need to play for a chance at a TD then a chance to convert the 2 points for the TIE just to go into O/T. *Edit* Playing for OT with 6:00 minutes left? Please. He was arrogant and foolish.

To me the 8 points that was the difference. That's two scores. Converting the 2 point conversion was going to be just as hard as the TD. Needing the conversion they should have taken the easy FG for the win. Sounds like a lot of the planet and myself agree.

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One columnist -- NJ.com's Steve Politi -- suggested that Belichick cost the Pats a spot in Super Bowl 50 because he did not kick a field goal. Many in the social media realm seem to share this opinion.

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The math is simple: Had the Pats kicked with 6:03 left and cut the lead to 20-15, the touchdown would have won the game.

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The general rule of thumb: When a team trails by two scores, the correct move is usually to take the three points.

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Angry New England Patriots fans blame Bill Belichick on Twitter for AFC Championship loss

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Should the New England Patriots have kicked a field goal on one of their fourth quarter drives? YES!

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Should have kicked a field goal x2..

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“@FrankCaliendo: "New England should have kicked the field goal there." - Nick Saban”

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Or you can go with the news feed...."The new NFL's extra-point rule cost the Patriots a shot at the Super Bowl."

Fuck the new XP rule.
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