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Rainbow Bright wrote:Disagree. Favre had the Super Bowl won if he wouldn't have made that INT in the endzone
Favre and Elway each threw one INT in that game. The difference maker was Terrell Davis.
All your arguments are deflections. But but but Favre wouldn't have tossed that int IF IF IF IF. WELL HE DID TOSS THAT INT AND THEY FUCKING LOST...GET OVER IT.

MOR, seriously, just shut the fuck up and start another thread. No one agrees with you and you are so far up Favre's ass you'll never get it.
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Punk wrote:First of all, can you read? I said Marino was an exception. Obvsiously Favre is one as well, but I'll stick by my assessment that he's overrated...for as much talent as he's had around him, he should have 3 rings, not one.

Secondly, we're not talking about running backs. Sure it's a team concept, but the quarterback is the most important player, the LEADER. No one is more responsible for the team winning or losing.
How can you say he should have three rings? I could see maybe two because the Packers were actually favored to beat Denver, although I think that the Broncos were being overlooked due to the previous dozen years of futility by AFC teams. That was a great game between two very good teams that featured two of the best QBs ever to play the game. They both played great, and it was one of those rare games that you could honestly say nobody deserved to lose. Unfortunately for the Packers, and fortunately for the Broncos, John's team came out on the winning side. Maybe he was due, being that it was his fourth attempt. Maybe the Packers as a team weren't as hungry as the Broncos were, being that they had just won it the previous year. For whatever reason, the Broncos came out on top (but it wasn't due to Favre not playing well).

But I digress... of all the years in which the Packers did not reach the Super Bowl with Favre at QB, there was not a single one of them in which they had the talent on paper to be considered the odds-on favorite to win the Super Bowl. That's why I have a problem with your suggestion that he should have three rings. When his Packer teams got beat in the playoffs they got beat by better teams, with the exception of that one year against Atlanta. But hey, Tom Brady's Patriots got beat by Jake Plummer's Broncos one year and so let's call that a wash. And let's not forget Joe Montana... his 49ers got beat by the Vikings one year, and Joe even got benched in favor of Steve Young during that game. Everybody has a bad day once in a while, even the great ones.
I find it odd you're comparing a guy with 1 ring to Brady (3) and Montana (4). Makes no sense.
It doesn't matter how many rings they have to compare the individual players. If I were trying to compare the TEAMS, then yeah that wouldn't make any sense. But I'm not comparing teams, I'm comparing individuals. Just because player A had a better team to work with than what player B had does not automatically make player A the better player of the two. That's just silly.

Now, again, in exactly what seasons should have Favre have won those two more rings?
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Monsters_of_Rock wrote:
Rainbow Bright wrote:Disagree. Favre had the Super Bowl won if he wouldn't have made that INT in the endzone
Favre and Elway each threw one INT in that game. The difference maker was Terrell Davis.
All your arguments are deflections. But but but Favre wouldn't have tossed that int IF IF IF IF. WELL HE DID TOSS THAT INT AND THEY FUCKING LOST...GET OVER IT.

MOR, seriously, just shut the fuck up and start another thread. No one agrees with you and you are so far up Favre's ass you'll never get it.
Elway tossed an INT in that game too but he still won thanks to the Broncos having a better RB than the Packers had. Anybody who doesn't think Terrell Davis wasn't the difference in that game just doesn't have a clue. . Many QBs have tossed INTs in games in which they have both won and lost. One INT has never been the sole reason for any team losing a game. A game is made up of four quarters, and that INT was merely one play. Get over it. Besides, it's not like every other QB who ever played the game hasn't also thrown an INT in a game in which his team lost. Even your precious Montana and Brady have done it. It happens.
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“I think he has been a great flamboyant quarterback, but he has made more stupid plays than any great quarterback that I’ve ever seen. Look at his final game in a Packers uniform. He blew that game [NFC championship] against the Giants,” Tarkenton said in late May on KFAN-1130 in the Twin Cities.

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Brett Favre’s 6 Greatest Interception Fests of All Time

Love him or hate him, you have to admit, Brett Favre is a legend whose legacy will never be forgotten. With that said, in our case, we hate him and the legacy we choose to never forget is the one that involves him spending the latter part of his career as the most prolific interception throwing machine in NFL history. There was a time when, in a 4th-quarter-two-minute-drive situation, Brett Favre was absolutely lethal. That time was 1996-1997. Since then, it’s been a non-stop parade of wobbly passes chucked up into the stratosphere with the game on the line and hauled in by the defense, effectively killing the dreams of legions of “cheeseheads.” And the occasional New Yorker also. Good times.



6. September 10th, 2006 – Packers vs. Bears

To kick off the first of what would be many “farewell” seasons for Favre, the Packers took on the eventual NFC champion Chicago Bears in the home opener at Lambeau Field. While soon-to-be poster boy for all that is unholy at the quarterback position Rex Grossman moved the ball up and down the field with relative ease, Favre threw just five passes for a meager 70 yards in the first half. But eventually, the real Brett Favre shone through. And by that, of course, I mean he started chucking the ball everywhich way but correct and ended up with two fourth quarter interceptions.

While the game had little to no playoff implications, it is notable for being the first ever shutout of Brett Favre’s career, with the Bears winning 26-0. He would get his revenge though when the Packers knocked off the by-then division champion Bears on New Year’s Eve during the final game of the season. And then he started sobbing like a girl before he even made it to the locker room. In his defense though, it was a pretty heavy moment in that it was the last time he would ever imply that he was going to retire without everyone within ear shot rolling their eyes and barely containing their disgust.





5. The Last Five Games of the 2008 Season

If Vikings fans are curious as to what they have to look forward to in 2009, they need look no further than Favre’s guffaw inspiring end to his 2008 stint with the New York Jets. Through week 11, the Jets were an impressive 8-3 under Favre’s elderly leadership. And then, all hell broke loose.

Over the last five games, Favre threw an impressive nine interceptions while putting up just two TD passes. The Jets lost four of those last five games. Things got so tense in the Jets camp that at one point RB Thomas Jones suggested that Favre should have been benched after throwing 3 INT’s in one game. He wasn’t benched, of course. In fact, he was selected to represent the AFC in the Pro Bowl. Makes sense.

All indications at the end of 2008 were that Favre’s geriatric cannon had run out of gas. In what has to be a promising sign for Vikings fans, Favre briefly considered not coming back because, after an offseason spent working out, he was exhausted. And the season hasn’t even started.





4. January 20th, 2008 – NFC Championship

Throughout the entire 2007 season, there were but two topics on the lips of every media outlet when it came time to discuss the NFL…Brett Favre and the New England Patriots. This made the 2007 season different from most other seasons in absolutely no way. For New England, all of the talk centered around their march to a nearly perfect season that ended in the most perfect way possible for anyone outside of New England. As for Favre, he was in the midst of his second farewell tour with the Packers and was within reach of just about every passing record imaginable. Whatever, we were just psyched that he broke the all time interception record.

By all standards, it was an impressive season for Favre. A season that extended all the way to the NFC Championship game where the Packers hosted the New York Football Giants. If we can digress for a second, why the hell do people still say “the New York Football Giants?” The baseball Giants left New York seven hundred years ago. Stop it. Anyway, yeah, Favre took them to the NFC Championship. It was at Lambeau. It was cold. The Packers rightfully should have won. Fortunately, once overtime rolled around, Favre reverted to his late-career form and chucked up an ill advised pass to Donald Driver that was promptly intercepted by the Giants’ Corey Webster. On the ensuing possession, the Giants would kick the game winning field goal, thus saving the world from a Super Bowl that would have had absolutely no chance of ending well. Either Favre was going to win another Super Bowl, or the Patriots perfect season would be complete. Either way, we all would have lost.






3. January 11th, 2004 – NFC Divisional Playoff

It would take a real asshole to not appreciate Brett Favre’s 2003 performance on Monday Night Football just one day after his father died of a heart attack. Even the Raider fans were cheering him on, and they’re a bunch of douchebags! But that’s just one game. By the end of the season, just about everyone was tired of hearing about the “magic” and how “something special” was happening during the Packers improbable playoff run.

When the Packers rolled into Philadelphia for the NFC Divisional Playoff, all signs pointed to another Packers victory. And then, the wheels fell off. With a 3-point lead, the Packers had the Eagles stopped at 4th and 26. For any team with the ghost of Brett’s dad at their back, that should have been enough for the win. But nay! Freddie Mitchell somehow found himself open over the middle for a 28 yard completion. A few plays later, the game was tied and headed into overtime. It’s at this point that Brett Favre’s father apparently tuned out.

After the Eagles went three and out on their first possession of overtime, Brett Favre took over. And by “took over” we mean “immediately hurled what looked less like a pass and more like a punt in the direction of Brian Dawkins who hauled it in for an interception”. A few plays later, a David Akers field goal ended the Packers run to the Super Bowl. Awesome.






2. January 4th, 2003 – NFC Wild Card Playoff

Hey, Michael Vick, there’s a name we haven’t heard in awhile! Wonder what that guy is up to these days? Anyway, back in 2003, Michael Vick was the youngest quarterback in the NFL. It was widely believed that his Atlanta Falcons had absolutely no chance against the mighty Packers in the NFC Wild Card Playoff that year. Vick had never seen action in the playoffs. The Packers had never lost a home playoff game and were 35-0 at Lambeau when the temperature was 34 degrees or less. The temperature that night was 28. It wasn’t looking good for Vick and the Falcons. At least not until the game actually started.

Vick and the Falcons played flawless football and by half time had amassed an insurmountable 24-0 lead. After leading Green Bay to a touchdown on their first drive of the second half, Favre’s killer instinct took over. Unfortunately for him, that instinct killed any chance of a comeback. On their next six possessions, the Pack committed four turnovers, including an interception and a lost fumble by Favre. Classic Brett.






1. January 20th, 2002 – NFC Divisional Playoff

There are shitty performances, and then there are games like this. Nobody really expected the Packers to go on the road and take out the St. Louis Rams’ Greatest Show on Turf. But damn, what people expected even less was for Brett Favre to bust out his absolute worst performance of all time.

Six, COUNT EM’, SIX, interceptions. Three of those interceptions were returned for touchdowns. Another was returned to the 4 yard line and led to another touchdown moments later. Of the Rams 45 points, only 17 were not in some way related to Brett Favre’s interception-y shenanigans. We almost feel more comfortable making jokes about his dad, because this performance is way more depressing.

This would begin a long string of games in which, afterwards, nobody wanted to say what everybody knew. Brett Favre played like trash in pressure situations and it cost them the game. From here on, every season would be riddled with questions about how much longer he would play. Seven years and several teary eyed press conferences later, we still have no idea.


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The Brett Favre 300th interception commemorative coin! —
It's a little golden piece of history. Favre is the first and only member of the 300 interception club, and you can get this coin now to complete your collection!

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thejuggernaut wrote:“I think he has been a great flamboyant quarterback, but he has made more stupid plays than any great quarterback that I’ve ever seen. Look at his final game in a Packers uniform. He blew that game [NFC championship] against the Giants,” Tarkenton said in late May on KFAN-1130 in the Twin Cities.

_______________________________________________________________


Brett Favre’s 6 Greatest Interception Fests of All Time

Love him or hate him, you have to admit, Brett Favre is a legend whose legacy will never be forgotten. With that said, in our case, we hate him and the legacy we choose to never forget is the one that involves him spending the latter part of his career as the most prolific interception throwing machine in NFL history. There was a time when, in a 4th-quarter-two-minute-drive situation, Brett Favre was absolutely lethal. That time was 1996-1997. Since then, it’s been a non-stop parade of wobbly passes chucked up into the stratosphere with the game on the line and hauled in by the defense, effectively killing the dreams of legions of “cheeseheads.” And the occasional New Yorker also. Good times.



6. September 10th, 2006 – Packers vs. Bears

To kick off the first of what would be many “farewell” seasons for Favre, the Packers took on the eventual NFC champion Chicago Bears in the home opener at Lambeau Field. While soon-to-be poster boy for all that is unholy at the quarterback position Rex Grossman moved the ball up and down the field with relative ease, Favre threw just five passes for a meager 70 yards in the first half. But eventually, the real Brett Favre shone through. And by that, of course, I mean he started chucking the ball everywhich way but correct and ended up with two fourth quarter interceptions.

While the game had little to no playoff implications, it is notable for being the first ever shutout of Brett Favre’s career, with the Bears winning 26-0. He would get his revenge though when the Packers knocked off the by-then division champion Bears on New Year’s Eve during the final game of the season. And then he started sobbing like a girl before he even made it to the locker room. In his defense though, it was a pretty heavy moment in that it was the last time he would ever imply that he was going to retire without everyone within ear shot rolling their eyes and barely containing their disgust.





5. The Last Five Games of the 2008 Season

If Vikings fans are curious as to what they have to look forward to in 2009, they need look no further than Favre’s guffaw inspiring end to his 2008 stint with the New York Jets. Through week 11, the Jets were an impressive 8-3 under Favre’s elderly leadership. And then, all hell broke loose.

Over the last five games, Favre threw an impressive nine interceptions while putting up just two TD passes. The Jets lost four of those last five games. Things got so tense in the Jets camp that at one point RB Thomas Jones suggested that Favre should have been benched after throwing 3 INT’s in one game. He wasn’t benched, of course. In fact, he was selected to represent the AFC in the Pro Bowl. Makes sense.

All indications at the end of 2008 were that Favre’s geriatric cannon had run out of gas. In what has to be a promising sign for Vikings fans, Favre briefly considered not coming back because, after an offseason spent working out, he was exhausted. And the season hasn’t even started.





4. January 20th, 2008 – NFC Championship

Throughout the entire 2007 season, there were but two topics on the lips of every media outlet when it came time to discuss the NFL…Brett Favre and the New England Patriots. This made the 2007 season different from most other seasons in absolutely no way. For New England, all of the talk centered around their march to a nearly perfect season that ended in the most perfect way possible for anyone outside of New England. As for Favre, he was in the midst of his second farewell tour with the Packers and was within reach of just about every passing record imaginable. Whatever, we were just psyched that he broke the all time interception record.

By all standards, it was an impressive season for Favre. A season that extended all the way to the NFC Championship game where the Packers hosted the New York Football Giants. If we can digress for a second, why the hell do people still say “the New York Football Giants?” The baseball Giants left New York seven hundred years ago. Stop it. Anyway, yeah, Favre took them to the NFC Championship. It was at Lambeau. It was cold. The Packers rightfully should have won. Fortunately, once overtime rolled around, Favre reverted to his late-career form and chucked up an ill advised pass to Donald Driver that was promptly intercepted by the Giants’ Corey Webster. On the ensuing possession, the Giants would kick the game winning field goal, thus saving the world from a Super Bowl that would have had absolutely no chance of ending well. Either Favre was going to win another Super Bowl, or the Patriots perfect season would be complete. Either way, we all would have lost.






3. January 11th, 2004 – NFC Divisional Playoff

It would take a real asshole to not appreciate Brett Favre’s 2003 performance on Monday Night Football just one day after his father died of a heart attack. Even the Raider fans were cheering him on, and they’re a bunch of douchebags! But that’s just one game. By the end of the season, just about everyone was tired of hearing about the “magic” and how “something special” was happening during the Packers improbable playoff run.

When the Packers rolled into Philadelphia for the NFC Divisional Playoff, all signs pointed to another Packers victory. And then, the wheels fell off. With a 3-point lead, the Packers had the Eagles stopped at 4th and 26. For any team with the ghost of Brett’s dad at their back, that should have been enough for the win. But nay! Freddie Mitchell somehow found himself open over the middle for a 28 yard completion. A few plays later, the game was tied and headed into overtime. It’s at this point that Brett Favre’s father apparently tuned out.

After the Eagles went three and out on their first possession of overtime, Brett Favre took over. And by “took over” we mean “immediately hurled what looked less like a pass and more like a punt in the direction of Brian Dawkins who hauled it in for an interception”. A few plays later, a David Akers field goal ended the Packers run to the Super Bowl. Awesome.






2. January 4th, 2003 – NFC Wild Card Playoff

Hey, Michael Vick, there’s a name we haven’t heard in awhile! Wonder what that guy is up to these days? Anyway, back in 2003, Michael Vick was the youngest quarterback in the NFL. It was widely believed that his Atlanta Falcons had absolutely no chance against the mighty Packers in the NFC Wild Card Playoff that year. Vick had never seen action in the playoffs. The Packers had never lost a home playoff game and were 35-0 at Lambeau when the temperature was 34 degrees or less. The temperature that night was 28. It wasn’t looking good for Vick and the Falcons. At least not until the game actually started.

Vick and the Falcons played flawless football and by half time had amassed an insurmountable 24-0 lead. After leading Green Bay to a touchdown on their first drive of the second half, Favre’s killer instinct took over. Unfortunately for him, that instinct killed any chance of a comeback. On their next six possessions, the Pack committed four turnovers, including an interception and a lost fumble by Favre. Classic Brett.






1. January 20th, 2002 – NFC Divisional Playoff

There are shitty performances, and then there are games like this. Nobody really expected the Packers to go on the road and take out the St. Louis Rams’ Greatest Show on Turf. But damn, what people expected even less was for Brett Favre to bust out his absolute worst performance of all time.

Six, COUNT EM’, SIX, interceptions. Three of those interceptions were returned for touchdowns. Another was returned to the 4 yard line and led to another touchdown moments later. Of the Rams 45 points, only 17 were not in some way related to Brett Favre’s interception-y shenanigans. We almost feel more comfortable making jokes about his dad, because this performance is way more depressing.

This would begin a long string of games in which, afterwards, nobody wanted to say what everybody knew. Brett Favre played like trash in pressure situations and it cost them the game. From here on, every season would be riddled with questions about how much longer he would play. Seven years and several teary eyed press conferences later, we still have no idea.


_______________________________________________________________

The Brett Favre 300th interception commemorative coin! —
It's a little golden piece of history. Favre is the first and only member of the 300 interception club, and you can get this coin now to complete your collection!

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Congratulations, you've showed us all just to what great lengths you will go to display your irrational hatred. :roll:

PS - Fran Tarkenton is a major douchebag. He's just afraid that Brett might be able to do what he was unable to do (lead the Vikings to a Super Bowl victory). What a sad and bitter old fuckhead.
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Re: Your random observations about the NFL season so far.

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Monsters_of_Rock wrote:
thejuggernaut wrote:“I think he has been a great flamboyant quarterback, but he has made more stupid plays than any great quarterback that I’ve ever seen. Look at his final game in a Packers uniform. He blew that game [NFC championship] against the Giants,” Tarkenton said in late May on KFAN-1130 in the Twin Cities.

_______________________________________________________________


Brett Favre’s 6 Greatest Interception Fests of All Time

Love him or hate him, you have to admit, Brett Favre is a legend whose legacy will never be forgotten. With that said, in our case, we hate him and the legacy we choose to never forget is the one that involves him spending the latter part of his career as the most prolific interception throwing machine in NFL history. There was a time when, in a 4th-quarter-two-minute-drive situation, Brett Favre was absolutely lethal. That time was 1996-1997. Since then, it’s been a non-stop parade of wobbly passes chucked up into the stratosphere with the game on the line and hauled in by the defense, effectively killing the dreams of legions of “cheeseheads.” And the occasional New Yorker also. Good times.



6. September 10th, 2006 – Packers vs. Bears

To kick off the first of what would be many “farewell” seasons for Favre, the Packers took on the eventual NFC champion Chicago Bears in the home opener at Lambeau Field. While soon-to-be poster boy for all that is unholy at the quarterback position Rex Grossman moved the ball up and down the field with relative ease, Favre threw just five passes for a meager 70 yards in the first half. But eventually, the real Brett Favre shone through. And by that, of course, I mean he started chucking the ball everywhich way but correct and ended up with two fourth quarter interceptions.

While the game had little to no playoff implications, it is notable for being the first ever shutout of Brett Favre’s career, with the Bears winning 26-0. He would get his revenge though when the Packers knocked off the by-then division champion Bears on New Year’s Eve during the final game of the season. And then he started sobbing like a girl before he even made it to the locker room. In his defense though, it was a pretty heavy moment in that it was the last time he would ever imply that he was going to retire without everyone within ear shot rolling their eyes and barely containing their disgust.





5. The Last Five Games of the 2008 Season

If Vikings fans are curious as to what they have to look forward to in 2009, they need look no further than Favre’s guffaw inspiring end to his 2008 stint with the New York Jets. Through week 11, the Jets were an impressive 8-3 under Favre’s elderly leadership. And then, all hell broke loose.

Over the last five games, Favre threw an impressive nine interceptions while putting up just two TD passes. The Jets lost four of those last five games. Things got so tense in the Jets camp that at one point RB Thomas Jones suggested that Favre should have been benched after throwing 3 INT’s in one game. He wasn’t benched, of course. In fact, he was selected to represent the AFC in the Pro Bowl. Makes sense.

All indications at the end of 2008 were that Favre’s geriatric cannon had run out of gas. In what has to be a promising sign for Vikings fans, Favre briefly considered not coming back because, after an offseason spent working out, he was exhausted. And the season hasn’t even started.





4. January 20th, 2008 – NFC Championship

Throughout the entire 2007 season, there were but two topics on the lips of every media outlet when it came time to discuss the NFL…Brett Favre and the New England Patriots. This made the 2007 season different from most other seasons in absolutely no way. For New England, all of the talk centered around their march to a nearly perfect season that ended in the most perfect way possible for anyone outside of New England. As for Favre, he was in the midst of his second farewell tour with the Packers and was within reach of just about every passing record imaginable. Whatever, we were just psyched that he broke the all time interception record.

By all standards, it was an impressive season for Favre. A season that extended all the way to the NFC Championship game where the Packers hosted the New York Football Giants. If we can digress for a second, why the hell do people still say “the New York Football Giants?” The baseball Giants left New York seven hundred years ago. Stop it. Anyway, yeah, Favre took them to the NFC Championship. It was at Lambeau. It was cold. The Packers rightfully should have won. Fortunately, once overtime rolled around, Favre reverted to his late-career form and chucked up an ill advised pass to Donald Driver that was promptly intercepted by the Giants’ Corey Webster. On the ensuing possession, the Giants would kick the game winning field goal, thus saving the world from a Super Bowl that would have had absolutely no chance of ending well. Either Favre was going to win another Super Bowl, or the Patriots perfect season would be complete. Either way, we all would have lost.






3. January 11th, 2004 – NFC Divisional Playoff

It would take a real asshole to not appreciate Brett Favre’s 2003 performance on Monday Night Football just one day after his father died of a heart attack. Even the Raider fans were cheering him on, and they’re a bunch of douchebags! But that’s just one game. By the end of the season, just about everyone was tired of hearing about the “magic” and how “something special” was happening during the Packers improbable playoff run.

When the Packers rolled into Philadelphia for the NFC Divisional Playoff, all signs pointed to another Packers victory. And then, the wheels fell off. With a 3-point lead, the Packers had the Eagles stopped at 4th and 26. For any team with the ghost of Brett’s dad at their back, that should have been enough for the win. But nay! Freddie Mitchell somehow found himself open over the middle for a 28 yard completion. A few plays later, the game was tied and headed into overtime. It’s at this point that Brett Favre’s father apparently tuned out.

After the Eagles went three and out on their first possession of overtime, Brett Favre took over. And by “took over” we mean “immediately hurled what looked less like a pass and more like a punt in the direction of Brian Dawkins who hauled it in for an interception”. A few plays later, a David Akers field goal ended the Packers run to the Super Bowl. Awesome.






2. January 4th, 2003 – NFC Wild Card Playoff

Hey, Michael Vick, there’s a name we haven’t heard in awhile! Wonder what that guy is up to these days? Anyway, back in 2003, Michael Vick was the youngest quarterback in the NFL. It was widely believed that his Atlanta Falcons had absolutely no chance against the mighty Packers in the NFC Wild Card Playoff that year. Vick had never seen action in the playoffs. The Packers had never lost a home playoff game and were 35-0 at Lambeau when the temperature was 34 degrees or less. The temperature that night was 28. It wasn’t looking good for Vick and the Falcons. At least not until the game actually started.

Vick and the Falcons played flawless football and by half time had amassed an insurmountable 24-0 lead. After leading Green Bay to a touchdown on their first drive of the second half, Favre’s killer instinct took over. Unfortunately for him, that instinct killed any chance of a comeback. On their next six possessions, the Pack committed four turnovers, including an interception and a lost fumble by Favre. Classic Brett.






1. January 20th, 2002 – NFC Divisional Playoff

There are shitty performances, and then there are games like this. Nobody really expected the Packers to go on the road and take out the St. Louis Rams’ Greatest Show on Turf. But damn, what people expected even less was for Brett Favre to bust out his absolute worst performance of all time.

Six, COUNT EM’, SIX, interceptions. Three of those interceptions were returned for touchdowns. Another was returned to the 4 yard line and led to another touchdown moments later. Of the Rams 45 points, only 17 were not in some way related to Brett Favre’s interception-y shenanigans. We almost feel more comfortable making jokes about his dad, because this performance is way more depressing.

This would begin a long string of games in which, afterwards, nobody wanted to say what everybody knew. Brett Favre played like trash in pressure situations and it cost them the game. From here on, every season would be riddled with questions about how much longer he would play. Seven years and several teary eyed press conferences later, we still have no idea.


_______________________________________________________________

The Brett Favre 300th interception commemorative coin! —
It's a little golden piece of history. Favre is the first and only member of the 300 interception club, and you can get this coin now to complete your collection!

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Congratulations, you've showed us all just to what great lengths you will go to display your irrational hatred. :roll:

PS - Fran Tarkenton is a major douchebag. He's just afraid that Brett might be able to do what he was unable to do (lead the Vikings to a Super Bowl victory). What a sad and bitter old fuckhead.

Speaking of sad bitter old fuckheads.....again, where do you get hatred from ?

P.S. Are you that much of a Favre ballwasher that you can't even chuckle at something comical mocking him ? You actually get upset when someone mocks a pro athlete - a person who doesn't give two flying fucks about you ? Unreal !

It's bad enough when kids and teenagers show irrational idol worship; it's really sad when it's coming from someone in his 40s.

I bet you have Favre jerseys don't you ?

Hell, I bet you were face painter after the age of 16 weren't you ?

Maybe you'd like to use another emoticon to tell us how you feel, right Candi ?
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thejuggernaut wrote:Speaking of sad bitter old fuckheads.....again, where do you get hatred from ?

P.S. Are you that much of a Favre ballwasher that you can't even chuckle at something comical mocking him ? You actually get upset when someone mocks a pro athlete - a person who doesn't give two flying fucks about you ? Unreal !

It's bad enough when kids and teenagers show irrational idol worship; it's really sad when it's coming from someone in his 40s.

I bet you have Favre jerseys don't you ?

Hell, I bet you were face painter after the age of 16 weren't you ?

Maybe you'd like to use another emoticon to tell us how you feel, right Candi ?
Of course I own a Favre jersey. Don't you own any jerseys? Let me guess... if I owned a Joe Montana jersey that would be cool with you but it's pathetic to own a Favre jersey because you hate him? Why do you get so worked up at the fact that I'm a fan of the guy? Does it piss you off that much that not each and every single person on this board has jumped on the "let's all hate Brett Favre" bandwagon? I realize it's trendy to hate the guy right now, but I've never been one to follow trends. I've been a fan for a long time, the guy is a 1st ballot HOFer, and like it or not I'm going to call people out when they make ridiculous statements. Deal with it.
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Monsters_of_Rock wrote:Of course I own a Favre jersey. Don't you own any jerseys? Let me guess... if I owned a Joe Montana jersey that would be cool with you but it's pathetic to own a Favre jersey because you hate him?
Actually, unless it's an autographed jersey (or some other collector's item that might fetch some $$) owning any jersey when you're over the age of 25 is pathetic.

If you actually wear it, lick a light socket. Now.

Monsters_of_Rock wrote:Why do you get so worked up at the fact that I'm a fan of the guy?
Why do you get so worked up when people say Montana and Brady are better ?

Why do you get worked up and think I hate Favre because I think others are better?

Why do you get worked up and think I hate Favre because I chuckle at some of his nonsense ?

Monsters_of_Rock wrote:Does it piss you off that much that not each and every single person on this board has jumped on the "let's all hate Brett Favre" bandwagon? I realize it's trendy to hate the guy right now, but I've never been one to follow trends. I've been a fan for a long time, the guy is a 1st ballot HOFer, and like it or not I'm going to call people out when they make ridiculous statements. Deal with it.
Does it piss you off that much that everyone outside of the Brett Favre fan club thinks he's NOT the best ever and that Brady and Montana are better ?

I realize it's trendy right now to praise him and how well he's doing this far into his career, but the guy is a turnover waiting to happen, and like it or not, when he starts throwing INTs in big games, I'm going to laugh my ass off when you make ridiculous statements trying to say it wasn't his fault.
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1. January 20th, 2002 – NFC Divisional Playoff

There are shitty performances, and then there are games like this. Nobody really expected the Packers to go on the road and take out the St. Louis Rams’ Greatest Show on Turf. But damn, what people expected even less was for Brett Favre to bust out his absolute worst performance of all time.

Six, COUNT EM’, SIX, interceptions. Three of those interceptions were returned for touchdowns. Another was returned to the 4 yard line and led to another touchdown moments later. Of the Rams 45 points, only 17 were not in some way related to Brett Favre’s interception-y shenanigans. We almost feel more comfortable making jokes about his dad, because this performance is way more depressing.

This would begin a long string of games in which, afterwards, nobody wanted to say what everybody knew. Brett Favre played like trash in pressure situations and it cost them the game. From here on, every season would be riddled with questions about how much longer he would play. Seven years and several teary eyed press conferences later, we still have no idea.



Fucking useless receivers, not only not guessing what wild ass throw he was gonna make, but also for not tackling those defenders on the pic sixes. Fucking useless receivers not pulling that other one down before the 4.
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thejuggernaut wrote:Image

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


If Favre had a running back he never would have made ALL THOSE INT's!!!!

MOR is useless, his fan boy love reminds me of a little girl. Bitch always has an excuse to avoid reality.
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HAHAHA!

Let me guess, MOR = "they're just haters! Miserable haters!"
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Now remember, this bullshit started before the 2006 season. But hey, he's down to earth because he wears like jeans and tshirts and shit, ya know ?

Two months ago Brett Favre announced another press conference, and this time it wasn’t to reschedule the press conference.

He stepped up to the podium and steadfastly twitched before decisively spouting gibberish until — unable to determine his future — Favre finally made his decision to continue playing football at what John Kerry affectionately calls “Lambert Field.” Maybe I am being unfair to Kerry. Even he can decide which side to butter his waffle in a more timely manner than Brett Favre did on whether he would retire.

This is the same man who called out Javon Walker last year for holding out during contract negotiations. Now Favre has kept the Packers from signing anyone in free agency while also keeping their future quarterback Aaron Rodgers from taking snaps — all while helping the team get rid of Walker. At the same time, he complained that the Packers weren’t doing anything in free agency.

Well, had Favre made up his mind soon enough, the Pack could have signed the receiver who so adores Favre: Terrell Owens.

If the Green Bay front office had any interest in the success of their team, then wouldn’t we wouldn’t see the name “Fav-ra” on the Packers roster any longer. They should have answered him on March 25th, when he asked, “What will they do, cut me?” by doing just that.


For the first time since 1993, he has thrown more interceptions (29) than touchdowns (20). Even Aaron Brooks, who once flung a loose ball 15 yards backward to avoid being sacked, could only muster 17 tosses to the other team. Favre’s 70.9 QB rating was eclipsed by such elite field generals as Kyle Boller, Joey Harrington, Gus Frerotte, and Trent Dilfer.

His horrid season can only be blamed so much on injuries. Injuries don’t make a quarterback throw the ball straight to three defensive players. Favre even lost the ball to a fan when he played the Bengals.

It’s not as if he’s going to have a much better supporting cast this coming year, anyway. They still haven't found capable replacements for Pro Bowl guards Marco Rivera and Mike Wahle, whom they lost in the 2005 off-season. Top receiving threat Javon Walker was traded for a second-round draft pick that Green Bay promptly traded away to Atlanta. Finally, they signed no one in free agency, because no one knew what the state of the team was with Favre holding everyone hostage.

Now that Favre has decided to play, the next great decision awaits him once the season starts: who to throw the ball to? “Favre drops back … He stops … Apparently, he has decided to schedule a press conference to announce who he will throw the ball to.”
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Brett Favre apologists are the football equivalent of the Mike Tyson fanboys who couldn't wait to rattle off a list of excuses for why he lost to Douglas and Holyfield.
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MOR is a Poison nut swinger, it don't get any more real then that.
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UtahRatt wrote:MOR is a Poison nut swinger, it don't get any more real then that.
So essentially he's the 40 year old version of P13.
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Eric Mangini needs to go, and will in the next month. They are gonna' get KILLED by the Ravens this week.

The Ravens are scary good and Flacco is better than last year.

The Bucs are regretting canning Jon Gruden.

The Bengals should be 3-0.

The Bronco's bubble is about to burst by getting blasted in the next three weeks.

The Panthers, especially Jake, quickly went from a "veteran" team to an old one.

The Jets are the new Ravens.

Larry Johnson got slow.

LT may be out of the league next season.

Jim Zorn will not last the year.

Predictions:
Mike Holmgren will be coaching the Cowboys next season, Mike Shanahan the Browns, and Bill Cowher the Panthers.
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I'm betting that Shanahan ends up coaching in Dallas.
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Monsters_of_Rock wrote:
Rainbow Bright wrote:Disagree. Favre had the Super Bowl won if he wouldn't have made that INT in the endzone
Favre and Elway each threw one INT in that game. The difference maker was Terrell Davis.
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kng1994 wrote:Eric Mangini needs to go, and will in the next month. They are gonna' get KILLED by the Ravens this week.
That last statement would've been pretty good, albeit fairly predictable, had you said it 3 DAYS AGO BEFORE THEY PLAYED.
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thejuggernaut wrote:Actually, unless it's an autographed jersey (or some other collector's item that might fetch some $$) owning any jersey when you're over the age of 25 is pathetic.

If you actually wear it, lick a light socket. Now.
WOW!!! :shock:

You've made many idotic statements, but now you have topped yourself. That is by far without question the stupidest comment of yours that I have ever read. You just insulted roughly half the sports fans in America. Congratulations, douchebag. Now I know more than ever not to take you seriously.
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Hey MOR, did you watch this video? You really should.

Shit kills me, love the comments.

SuperBowl 32 Packers 12 points fav Broncos win one of biggest upsets in history
1999 Brett interception late in game & lose to 49ers 30-27
2002 Brett RECORD 6 interceptions vs Rams & lose 45-17
2003 Brett 2 interceptions & fumble vs Falcons lose 27-7 first home playoff loss in history
2004 Brett interception in OT vs Eagles lose 20-17
2005 Brett 4 interceptions to a Vikings defense that only had 11 INTs all season & lose at home 31-17
2008 Brett INT vs Giants in OT & lose at home 23-20


Brett Favre Excuse-o-Matic!
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Ben Mysterio warming up to host WWE's Monday Night Raw. Sources say Rape will be the name of his finishing maneuver.

Fresh off back to back losses...Is hosting a gay ass wrastling program really a good idea....During the season?

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In other news: Terrell Owens feels like he's being provoked by the media.
If you wanna read his "crying my pussy hurts story" click the link...Other wise join me in saying. Fuck you TO, get ran over by a bus and die already.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4514831
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I dunno Ratty. The Seahawk green is closer to this:

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Monsters_of_Rock wrote:
thejuggernaut wrote:Actually, unless it's an autographed jersey (or some other collector's item that might fetch some $$) owning any jersey when you're over the age of 25 is pathetic.

If you actually wear it, lick a light socket. Now.
WOW!!! :shock:

You've made many idotic statements, but now you have topped yourself. That is by far without question the stupidest comment of yours that I have ever read. You just insulted roughly half the sports fans in America. Congratulations, douchebag. Now I know more than ever not to take you seriously.
Oh snap, I'll be so upset if I upset a collection of grown adults engaging in idol worship.

I'll lose plenty of sleep over that one.

You go ahead and don't ever take me seriously, guy who plays dress up on days other than Halloween - the rest of us don't believe in Candyland.

I wouldn't be surprised if you have sports team license plates.

While you are trying to come up with your next brilliant reply, remember this - you're 40 and you engage in idol worship.
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Rainbow Bright wrote:I dunno Ratty. The Seahawk green is closer to this:
The Seattle Seaducks? AWESOME! I'm split between them jerseys and the TGIF Ref's for the worst idea of the season.


Jeff Garcia was released by the Eagles......."Al Davis, bring him back! HELP!"


Fantasy Update:
Frank Gore - out two games "3 with the bye" Foot and Ankle injuries
Felix Jones - status is uncertain but I'd bet money he wont play, sprained knee ligament.
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I have a Roethlisberger jersey and an Ohio State jersey


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::Off to lick some light sockets::

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