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just like in 1998 Broncos will stop the repeat
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When the Chargers come to town this weekend will it feature the two most hated QBs with Rivers/Cutler?
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I predict the Jets are going to destroy Tebow tonight.
No chance Tebow will be able to run the offense vs the Jets tonight.

After getting drilled only a few days ago at home by the Pats, you know the Jets are going to take our their frustrations on the poor rookie QB.
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Tebow's a rookie?

Tebow can "never" do good in the "haters" mind.

Denver threw him out to "fail", so they could prove to the fans he's horrible.

Funny thing is, now 2-0, coming home for a heros welcome tonight

prediction: Tebow wins tonight, next week "Tebow cant win in San Diego", and so on...later on

Tebow can't win a 1st round playoff game at home.

Next week on the road, Broncos lose..."see Tebow SUCKS!"
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johnk5150 wrote:When the Chargers come to town this weekend will it feature the two most hated QBs with Rivers/Cutler?
I don't think Rivers is nearly as hated as Vick or Rapelisburger.
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Who else has heard the story AZ QB Kolb has told this week?

The former Eagles QB recognized the Eagles did not change their signals prior to the match-up over the weekend.

Kolb was able to assist his defense, especially the DB's by telling them in advance what pass route was going to be run.
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How is that Tebow-run offense going to beat the JETS D?



Nothing wrong w/ what Kolb did. That's on Andy Reid.
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Tommy wrote:How is that Tebow-run offense going to beat the JETS D?



Nothing wrong w/ what Kolb did. That's on Andy Reid.
I can't figure out how that Tebow offense has beaten anybody. God must be a Broncos fan.
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Elway twitter "sorry fans Broncos cant win tonight at home in front of 80,000 crazy fans, were playing the JETS!
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Tommy wrote:How is that Tebow-run offense going to beat the JETS D?



Nothing wrong w/ what Kolb did. That's on Andy Reid.
I can't figure out how that Tebow offense has beaten anybody. God must be a Broncos fan.
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bane wrote:I can't figure out how that Tebow offense has beaten anybody. God must be a Broncos fan.
Come on, it was the Chefs, Dopfins and Raders.
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yep haters will hate!

if Tebow went 0-3 "he sucks get out of the league!"

he wins "its just Chiefs,Miami,Raiders"..all on the road


Broncos win AFC west, "well AFC west sucks, someone had to win"
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LAglamrocker wrote:yep haters will hate!

if Tebow went 0-3 "he sucks get out of the league!"

he wins "its just Chiefs,Miami,Raiders"..all on the road


Broncos win AFC west, "well AFC west sucks, someone had to win"

Jets 24
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At the most they will win 2 more games & that's being generous. Look at there remaining games and tell me who they can beat. MAYBE the Chiefs or Vikings.
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home Jets,Bears, Chiefs..why not and Pats are not unbeatable

road
Chargers(not the same team as in years past)
Vikings not good
Bills seem to be overrated
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At least Kolb did SOMETHING for what they're paying him.

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Tommy wrote:How is that Tebow-run offense going to beat the JETS D?
On offense, by running the fuck over them and dominating time of possession.

On defense, making Sanchez beat them with his arm.
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LAglamrocker wrote:home Jets,Bears, Chiefs..why not and Pats are not unbeatable

road
Chargers(not the same team as in years past)
Vikings not good
Bills seem to be overrated
Maybe - Chiefs, Vikings

Jets traveling on a short week could actually help them because they won't ask Sanchez to do much.

Bills and Chargers at home aren't going to lose to Tebow.

Bears are too good anywhere.

You seriously think they will beat New England? Granted their pass defense sucks, but they are decent up front against the run and that offense can put up a lot of points. I just don't see Tebow being able to match Brady point for point. And once they get behind and have to pass it will be game over.
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LAglamrocker wrote:yep haters will hate!

if Tebow went 0-3 "he sucks get out of the league!"

he wins "its just Chiefs,Miami,Raiders"..all on the road


Broncos win AFC west, "well AFC west sucks, someone had to win"
I dont hate Tebow. I just don't think he's a viable NFL quarterback. Denver's defense has played lights out in those wins. I don't see them doing that against better competition. We'll see I guess.
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Tommy wrote:
LAglamrocker wrote:yep haters will hate!

if Tebow went 0-3 "he sucks get out of the league!"

he wins "its just Chiefs,Miami,Raiders"..all on the road


Broncos win AFC west, "well AFC west sucks, someone had to win"

Jets 24
Denver 3
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While what Tim Tebow is doing is pretty remarkable, Brian Dawkins is playing at a disgustingly high level for a DB that has been in the league for 16 years. I thought that his signing with Denver was for a one year payday and then he was gone. This is his third year and he's still leading his defense. Amazing.

OLB Von Miller is a force already as a rookie. He and Dumerville will be a handful for years if they can stay healthy. If Tebow can continue to improve, they will be dangerous playing with a lead.
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Rageman wrote:While what Tim Tebow is doing is pretty remarkable, Brian Dawkins is playing at a disgustingly high level for a DB that has been in the league for 16 years. I thought that his signing with Denver was for a one year payday and then he was gone. This is his third year and he's still leading his defense. Amazing.

OLB Von Miller is a force already as a rookie. He and Dumerville will be a handful for years if they can stay healthy. If Tebow can continue to improve, they will be dangerous playing with a lead.
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Wow, I didn't realize how bad the Jets, in particular Sanchez, are this year. Denver's D won that game.
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Redman77 wrote:Wow, I didn't realize how bad the Jets, in particular Sanchez, are this year. Denver's D won that game.
That was the first time I saw the Jets this year. Sanchez is killing that team.
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I'm totally on the Tebow bandwagon now. He's like the little (big dumb) engine that could.
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jump on the Tebow bandwagon!

Im going to San Diego to see him!, I dont ever wear jerseys of anykind, but im getting a Tebow! might even get the word "Jesus" on the back!!


why is everyone licking the Bears balls?

its an amazing time to be a Bronco fan, everygame has a "superbowl" feel to it, we got the most exciting player in the league. Everyone wants him to fail and he wont.

Jets D, ha ha..NEXT!
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Tebow still sucks, just maybe not as bad as Sanchez.
I mean let's be honest, that was a high school offense.


Still.....
Jets have no pass rush to speak of, none. We miss Shaun Ellis.

And then there's the mix of Schottenheimer and Sanchez.


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Tommy wrote:Tebow still sucks, just maybe not as bad as Sanchez.
I mean let's be honest, that was a high school offense.
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