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[Garbageman]

Either someone spiked my drink or there was just an amazing PPV quality match between John Morrison and Evan Bourne on ECW.

[Monty610]

Either someone spiked my drink or there was just an amazing PPV quality match between John Morrison and Evan Bourne on ECW.

You weren't hallucinating, that was motherfuckin' killer.

Reason # 666 why Matt Striker is the greatest color man EVAH, him drawing attention the the "grinding" action of Morrison's rhinestone pants when he was landing those knees on Bourne. Taking something as simple as ring attire and selling it as a dangerous weapon. Striker RULES...

[Drunken_Little_Elf]

Either someone spiked my drink or there was just an amazing PPV quality match between John Morrison and Evan Bourne on ECW.

You weren't hallucinating, that was motherfuckin' killer.

Reason # 666 why Matt Striker is the greatest color man EVAH, him drawing attention the the "grinding" action of Morrison's rhinestone pants when he was landing those knees on Bourne. Taking something as simple as ring attire and selling it as a dangerous weapon. Striker RULES...

That guy had a pissload of awesome quotes on Monday Night:


1st on Kofi--"Shabba Ranks is on his back", that was great!

2nd on Edge -- "It's back to Toronto for you Wendal Clark"

"Boom, right in the facebook!"

[ultraphobic71]

Either someone spiked my drink or there was just an amazing PPV quality match between John Morrison and Evan Bourne on ECW.

You weren't hallucinating, that was motherfuckin' killer.

Reason # 666 why Matt Striker is the greatest color man EVAH, him drawing attention the the "grinding" action of Morrison's rhinestone pants when he was landing those knees on Bourne. Taking something as simple as ring attire and selling it as a dangerous weapon. Striker RULES...

That guy had a pissload of awesome quotes on Monday Night:


1st on Kofi--"Shabba Ranks is on his back", that was great!

2nd on Edge -- "It's back to Toronto for you Wendal Clark"

"Boom, right in the facebook!"

Vince McMahon lucked out on this guy!Hopefully,he won't piss him off like he did to Mick Foley,Tazz,and Joey Styles.(Hey,they all are ex-ECW wrestlers.Go figure.)

[Monty610]

Either someone spiked my drink or there was just an amazing PPV quality match between John Morrison and Evan Bourne on ECW.

You weren't hallucinating, that was motherfuckin' killer.

Reason # 666 why Matt Striker is the greatest color man EVAH, him drawing attention the the "grinding" action of Morrison's rhinestone pants when he was landing those knees on Bourne. Taking something as simple as ring attire and selling it as a dangerous weapon. Striker RULES...

That guy had a pissload of awesome quotes on Monday Night:


1st on Kofi--"Shabba Ranks is on his back", that was great!

2nd on Edge -- "It's back to Toronto for you Wendal Clark"

"Boom, right in the facebook!"

@ "Shabba Ranks"...

[Drunken_Little_Elf]

Here are the Supplemental Draft results:


To Raw:
Mr. Kennedy
Primo Colon
Mike Knox
Nikki Bella
Chavo Guerrero
Hornswoggle
Carlito
Festus

To Smackdown:
Shad Gaspard
Alicia Fox
Candice Michelle
Ricky Ortiz
Layla
John Morrison
JTG

To ECW:
Ezekiel Jackson
Zach Ryder
Natalya

So even though Mike Knox has basically been on Raw for the last 8 months or so and was even featured in the Raw Elimination Chamber, he is only now being considered a member of the roster? WTF?

Edited because I didn't realize that the draft was still going on when I made my initial post.

So if they are going to do a New Hart Foundation, it will be done on ECW.

[znuff_fan]

At first, I thought they were gonne do something stupid like break up Cryme Tyme (since they don't know how to handle tag teams in the WWE anymore).

Still suprised Christian wasn't pulled from ECW yet.

[znuff_fan]

I was just going to ask when Daniels is coming back, then saw on his Wiki that he is now playing the part of Suicide? What about Kaz?

[ozzyrulz777]

I was just going to ask when Daniels is coming back, then saw on his Wiki that he is now playing the part of Suicide? What about Kaz?

Kaz got injured.

[Sabu]

I was just going to ask when Daniels is coming back, then saw on his Wiki that he is now playing the part of Suicide? What about Kaz?

Kaz got injured.

Kaz could get injured just by reading this post... Even Nash probably crack's injury jokes about him...

[ultraphobic71]

I was just going to ask when Daniels is coming back, then saw on his Wiki that he is now playing the part of Suicide? What about Kaz?

Kaz got injured.

Kaz could get injured just by reading this post... Even Nash probably crack's injury jokes about him...

[Sugar Dave]

Bret Hart was on Uk Radio today and he said that The Dynamite Kid was the greatest wrestler of all time

[ultraphobic71]

Bret Hart was on Uk Radio today and he said that The Dynamite Kid was the greatest wrestler of all time

I guess that the Hitman never seen "Iceman"King Parsons wrestle before.

[znuff_fan]

Jerry Lawler was on Bob & Tom this morning. Was interesting, talked about how he got into wrestling (by doing artwork, thought he was going to be an artist), and a nice story about Owen Hart. Jerry said, Owen was great, but he lived the cheapest of all wrestlers, said he used to stay at fans houses instead of hotels, and nevere had to fork up for a cab or anything, just had the fans drive him around, and that he would make a comment about being hungry and these people would take him out for a meal. Jerry said the only way Owen would pick up a check was with his name on it on payday. Was kinda funny. Don't know if people heard that story before.

[Drunken_Little_Elf]

Either someone spiked my drink or there was just an amazing PPV quality match between John Morrison and Evan Bourne on ECW.

You weren't hallucinating, that was motherfuckin' killer.

Reason # 666 why Matt Striker is the greatest color man EVAH, him drawing attention the the "grinding" action of Morrison's rhinestone pants when he was landing those knees on Bourne. Taking something as simple as ring attire and selling it as a dangerous weapon. Striker RULES...

I didn't see ECW but apparantly he made a reference to Josh Matthews having "nasal menstruation" on Monday Night. It's been said before but fuck Striker rules.

[bigbuttskinner]

I'm going to meet Ric Flair on Saturday at an autograph signing. Any suggestions on funny things I should say to him?

[Sugar Dave]

Hey man, ain't seen you in a while. Hows Ashley doing these days?

[Drunken_Little_Elf]

I'm going to meet Ric Flair on Saturday at an autograph signing. Any suggestions on funny things I should say to him?

Since there's no one from the WWE around, seriously....how big of a douche is HHH?

[ozzyrulz777]

WWE Superstars was pretty good tonight.

[ozzyrulz777]

Brother Runt and Balls Mahoney just showed up on TNA! Balls Mahoney is one of my favorite wrestlers so this is exciting for me.

[slash4pres]

I was just going to ask when Daniels is coming back, then saw on his Wiki that he is now playing the part of Suicide? What about Kaz?

Actually, I heard that he's coming back tonight on impact

Here are the Supplemental Draft results:


To Raw:
Mr. Kennedy
Primo Colon
Mike Knox
Nikki Bella
Chavo Guerrero
Hornswoggle
Carlito
Festus

To Smackdown:
Shad Gaspard
Alicia Fox
Candice Michelle
Ricky Ortiz
Layla
John Morrison
JTG

To ECW:
Ezekiel Jackson
Zach Ryder
Natalya

So even though Mike Knox has basically been on Raw for the last 8 months or so and was even featured in the Raw Elimination Chamber, he is only now being considered a member of the roster? WTF?

Edited because I didn't realize that the draft was still going on when I made my initial post.

So if they are going to do a New Hart Foundation, it will be done on ECW.

Gregory Helms also got drafted to ECW.

[bigbuttskinner]

WWE Superstars was pretty good tonight.

Yes it was. I can't believe it. I figured it would just be some thrown together waste of time. Pretty sweet. Hopefully it keeps up.

[ultraphobic71]

WWE Superstars was pretty good tonight.

Yes it was. I can't believe it. I figured it would just be some thrown together waste of time. Pretty sweet. Hopefully it keeps up.

It they keep it simple,low skits,and more wrestling,they might have something.

[Kamikaze_Russo]

I haven't watched TNA in several months, but I am watching it right now...

It's terrible!

...the writing, the acting, the wrestling.

Fucking Mick Foley is on right now... his split personalites arguing with himself.

Now Sting is out telling him he's an idiot. lol

Uhhhh... I think I'm gonna go to Baseball Tonight.

[ozzyrulz777]

I haven't watched TNA in several months, but I am watching it right now...

It's terrible!

...the writing, the acting, the wrestling.

Fucking Mick Foley is on right now... his split personalites arguing with himself.

Now Sting is out telling him he's an idiot. lol

Uhhhh... I think I'm gonna go to Baseball Tonight.

I actually liked TNA tonight. Except for 2 things. 1 Balls Mahoney and Brother Runt getting attacked by The Alcoholic Richies (Beer Money Inc.) and 2 The Angle bullshit at the end of the show.

[Drunken_Little_Elf]

2 The Angle bullshit at the end of the show.

I agree. The match was good, but that stuff at the end was stupid. So the heels get the advantage at Lockdown...how unique.

And I didn't read the spoilers, so I was actually surprised at Daniels' return.

[ultraphobic71]

2 The Angle bullshit at the end of the show.

I agree. The match was good, but that stuff at the end was stupid. So the heels get the advantage at Lockdown...how unique.

And I didn't read the spoilers, so I was actually surprised at Daniels' return.

How could you be surprised that Daniels return when he been with them as Curry Man?

[Lardbucket]

2 The Angle bullshit at the end of the show.

I agree. The match was good, but that stuff at the end was stupid. So the heels get the advantage at Lockdown...how unique.

And I didn't read the spoilers, so I was actually surprised at Daniels' return.

How could you be surprised that Daniels return when he been with them as Curry Man?

And as Suicide?

[Drunken_Little_Elf]

2 The Angle bullshit at the end of the show.

I agree. The match was good, but that stuff at the end was stupid. So the heels get the advantage at Lockdown...how unique.

And I didn't read the spoilers, so I was actually surprised at Daniels' return.

How could you be surprised that Daniels return when he been with them as Curry Man?

Meaning I didn't know he was coming back as himself.

[ultraphobic71]

Meaning I didn't know he was coming back as himself.

Yeah.I was hoping for someone new or shocking.This didn't even came close.