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bane wrote:Reports are that Dellhome looked pretty good with the team yesterday, but that guy is an INT machine from what I remember. Houston is fucked if they have to go with him for any length of time. Hopefully he never sees the field.
Yeah, if Jake gets on the field, they need to limit his passing attempts to Tebow level.

bane wrote:They're probably fucked anyway, but we'll see what the Yates kid can do. Maybe he's the second coming of Tom Brady.
I watched him when he he played for the Tar Heels. I wouldn't be surprised to see him do well.
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bane wrote:
NeverSurrender wrote:If McScabb wanted to be a mentor, do you think he would've asked out of Minny?

As a Syracuse fan, I've always been as McScabb fan. But the last couple years, he has looked really bad on and off the field. Fuck this guy.
If he asked out, there must have been a little bird in his ear about the Chicago gig.

Na, I just think he still thinks he's a real NFL qb, and he's not.
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NeverSurrender wrote:
bane wrote:
NeverSurrender wrote:If McScabb wanted to be a mentor, do you think he would've asked out of Minny?

As a Syracuse fan, I've always been as McScabb fan. But the last couple years, he has looked really bad on and off the field. Fuck this guy.
If he asked out, there must have been a little bird in his ear about the Chicago gig.

Na, I just think he still thinks he's a real NFL qb, and he's not.
The guy got beat out by Rex Grossman. Nuff said.
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And he was umber 3 on the depth chart in Washington and Minny.

So 4 guys beat him out. Yet, there he is on NFL network blaming everybody else.
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when Manning does return hope his feelings are not hurt when he finds out hes no longer the posterboy for the NFL

its Tebowtime!


hope Manning plays another 4 years, Luck isnt so great
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poizond13 wrote:Sensational news!!!

http://www.indystar.com/article/2011120 ... dyStar.com

But SI.com injury writer Will Carroll was less enthusiastic. He tweeted, "New info on Manning tells us NOTHING about his ability to play. NOTHING. NO NEW INFO. I can't make it more clear than that."
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I hear the plate in his neck makes him unable to feel in his right hand.



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Tommy wrote:I hear the plate in his neck makes him unable to feel in his right hand.



If that was posted, sorry. I skip P13 and the flaming w/ him.
It wasn't. That must be what the nerve regeneration thing is all about.
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Interesting game on tonight. What the fuck is wrong with DeSean Jackson? He is destroying his value on the open market next season.

NFL Network is terrible...it has a real bargain basement feel to it and most of the Jocks they have on air are terrible. What the fuck was that pep talk Kurt Warner gave D McNabb at halftime?! Was that supposed to be an interview or something? WHy didn't anybody ask him an intelligent question?

He kept talking about "the right situation" - I would have asked him if he'd turn down a job (retire/bitch) rather than play for a team that claims him that he doesn't like.

I wonder if Reid gets the hook if they get their 8th loss? I think he's earned the rest of the season but he's gone.
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Crazy Levi wrote: What the fuck was that pep talk Kurt Warner gave D McNabb at halftime?! Was that supposed to be an interview or something? WHy didn't anybody ask him an intelligent question?
I'm surprised they didn't have this plying in the background when Warner was licking McScabb's sack:

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I also enjoyed how Warner and McNabb kept referring to being waived as a "process that everyone goes through" like it's puberty or menopause or some shit.
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At least he's already wearing stripes... actual arrest photo:

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Raiders’ McClain arrested on Ala assault charges

DECATUR, Ala. (AP)—Oakland Raiders linebacker Rolando McClain was arrested Thursday on misdemeanor assault, firearms and other charges after police said he fired a gun during a fight in his Alabama hometown.

McClain, 22, held a gun beside a man’s head during an altercation and the man begged him not to shoot, according to a statement released by Lt. John Crouch of the Decatur Police Department.

McClain, an All American at Alabama during his junior year, moved the gun but fired a round beside the man’s ear, according to the statement. No one was shot, but police said a man who was injured in the altercation drove himself to a hospital, where he was treated and released.

McClain was released on $2,000 bond. He faces charges of assault, menacing, reckless endangerment and firing a gun inside the city limits. Another man identified as Jerradius Willingham, 23, was charged with assault and released after posting a $500 bond.

McClain’s attorney Billy C. Burney II said the linebacker denies he fired a gun and said he was not involved in the fight.

“Mr. McClain asserts his innocence,” Burney said in a statement. “We are confident that Mr. McClain will be cleared of all charges.”

The Raiders had no comment.

McClain’s agent, Pat Dye Jr., did not immediately return a telephone call seeking comment

Raiders coach Hue Jackson said McClain was in Alabama for the funeral of his grandfather. Speaking before the arrest, he said McClain would play Sunday at Miami “as far as I know.”

“I can tell you we understand and know exactly what’s going on, and we feel very comfortable with our information and we don’t have any further comment at this time,” Jackson said.

McClain is the Raiders’ second-leading tackler this season after joining the team as the eighth overall pick in 2010. Although he struggled as a rookie, the 6-foot-3-inch, 255-pounder had developed into a centerpiece of Oakland’s defense this season despite being slowed by a sore left ankle.

Earlier this year McClain, the 2009 Butkus Award winner at Alabama, reported someone in Decatur shooting at his vehicle. There wasn’t any indication whether the two incidents were related.

Police said the victim, whose name was not released, suffered injuries to his head and face during a fight with Willingham. He was bleeding when officers talked to him.

“The victim told officers that following the fight, he crawled to his car,” the police statement said. “He said that when he reached his car, Rolando McClain produced a pistol and aimed it at him. He said that while he was still on the ground, McClain walked over to him and put the gun to his head.”

Police said the victim told officers “he begged McClain not to shoot him and that McClain took the gun away from his head, held it next to his ear and fired it.”

McClain was facing legal problems in Alabama before his arrest.

A University of Alabama student sued McClain in November 2010 claiming the former Crimson Tide star hit him with a car and assaulted him in 2008. Stanford Matthew Mangham filed suit in circuit court in Morgan County, where Decatur is located.

Mangham claims McClain intentionally hit him twice at an intersection on Nov. 13, 2008 and then slung Mangham to the ground, causing permanent injuries. He is seeking $75,000 plus punitive damages.

McClain’s attorneys filed documents in court denying the student’s claims.

That case is set for trial June 5.

McClain’s ankle injury forced him to miss the Raiders’ 38-24 loss to Denver on Nov. 6 when the Broncos ran for 299 yards, 118 from quarterback Tim Tebow. McClain reinjured his ankle on the first play of the second half in last week’s 25-20 win over Chicago but came back later to finish the game.

Since McClain’s return, Oakland has won three straight to take a one-game lead in the AFC West heading into Sunday’s game at Miami.

Raiders veteran running back Rock Cartwright said he intends to talk to McClain about his situation whenever the linebacker returns to the team.

“All you can do is tell them things, try to give them help, but if they don’t want to be helped, then they won’t be helped,” Cartwright said. “Once he gets back, I’ll try to put a bug in his ear and see what’s going on.”

McClain signed a $40 million, five-year contract that included $23 million in guarantees with the Raiders on July 28, 2010.
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Why does Andy Reid still have a job? Is there a rule that the NFL must have a quota of inept coaches during the season?
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For somebody supposedly involved in a bloody altercation, McClain's white shirt sure looks clean.
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Rainbow Bright wrote:Why does Andy Reid still have a job? Is there a rule that the NFL must have a quota of inept coaches during the season?
I don't know that firing Reid does them any good. The team needs some big changes. Reid is the best coach they've ever had so they are being courteous I suppose.

But yeah he looks lost. The Castillo decision looks really, really bad. And he keeps talking about how "my guys are busting their humps" out there. They are? They look like shit and have no fire, and Jackson isn't talking to anybody and should be benched/cut.
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LAglamrocker wrote:when Manning does return hope his feelings are not hurt when he finds out hes no longer the posterboy for the NFL

its Tebowtime!


hope Manning plays another 4 years, Luck isnt so great

You are as big of an idiot as P13. Tebow is not on the level of Manning, Brady, Rodgers, Brees etc and he never will be.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
bane wrote:McNab getting released.
Jesus.

Well, maybe the Bears
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johnk5150 wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:
bane wrote:McNab getting released.
Jesus.

Well, maybe the Bears
Please God no.
As awful as McNabb has been...you gotta think he's better than what the Bears and Texans have gearing up for a playoff run, no? The experience has to count for something.
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Crazy Levi wrote: As awful as McNabb has been...you gotta think he's better than what the Bears and Texans have gearing up for a playoff run, no? The experience has to count for something.
Kurt Warner was saying last night he needs the right system. He's been pure shit in 3 consecutive systems. I'm leaning more toward he's finished than he hasn't been in the right system. And he's fat.
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johnk5150 wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote: As awful as McNabb has been...you gotta think he's better than what the Bears and Texans have gearing up for a playoff run, no? The experience has to count for something.
Kurt Warner was saying last night he needs the right system. He's been pure shit in 3 consecutive systems. I'm leaning more toward he's finished than he hasn't been in the right system. And he's fat.
I agree with that. Kurt's "interview" was an embarrasment anyway, what the fuck was that?

Still...you guys are up shit creek dude. Hanie? Do you have a chance with him him? I guess we'll know by this afternoon...you have to suspect the Bears might go with McNabb's fat ass.
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Crazy Levi wrote: As awful as McNabb has been...you gotta think he's better than what the Bears and Texans have gearing up for a playoff run, no? The experience has to count for something.
Dude, Christian Ponder has so outplayed McScabb it's not even funny. And remember, McScabb has been one of my favorite players, and the best qb Syracuse ever had. The fucking guy threw half his passes in the dirt, then wants to blame the Vikings for his failures because they don't have a true deep thread. I'm sorry fatty, I though all NFL qbs should be able to throw a 5 yard pass and actually hit the guy somewhere on his body. Fuck this clown.

John is right, I would take Haney or McCown over this fuck.
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NeverSurrender wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote: As awful as McNabb has been...you gotta think he's better than what the Bears and Texans have gearing up for a playoff run, no? The experience has to count for something.
Dude, Christian Ponder has so outplayed McScabb it's not even funny. And remember, McScabb has been one of my favorite players, and the best qb Syracuse ever had. The fucking guy threw half his passes in the dirt, then wants to blame the Vikings for his failures because they don't have a true deep thread. I'm sorry fatty, I though all NFL qbs should be able to throw a 5 yard pass and actually hit the guy somewhere on his body. Fuck this clown.

John is right, I would take Haney or McCown over this fuck.
Well you got me convinced.

It'll still be fun to see if one of those teams gives it a try anyway. I'm not sure if you realize how desperate the Texans and Bears are - they are in the midst of playoff runs and suddenly find themselves completely fucked.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote: As awful as McNabb has been...you gotta think he's better than what the Bears and Texans have gearing up for a playoff run, no? The experience has to count for something.
Kurt Warner was saying last night he needs the right system. He's been pure shit in 3 consecutive systems. I'm leaning more toward he's finished than he hasn't been in the right system. And he's fat.
I agree with that. Kurt's "interview" was an embarrasment anyway, what the fuck was that?

Still...you guys are up shit creek dude. Hanie? Do you have a chance with him him? I guess we'll know by this afternoon...you have to suspect the Bears might go with McNabb's fat ass.

I've already written off this year. There's talk around here that Cutler's injury is so much worse than what Lovie reported that he may not play next year. Every doctor he's seen has told him if he comes back to soon and reinjures it his career could be over. Which sucks because I was finally warming up to mr pouty pants. Hanie can run, and even though Martz is a stubborn egomaniac, he isn't stupid and is CAPABLE of designing something that can get them at least competitive.

It doesn't matter because the Packers are going undefeated anyway.

I have a question for people that know what's going on in Philly. Is Desean Jackson really thinking his contract will be redone by acting like a total jag? He's on one of my fantasy teams and I think I'm going to drop him. His attitude is killing the mood in my fantasy team locker room.
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One more thing. Fuck off MJD. The play that hurt Cutler is only even attempted by a handful of NFL QBs. Question his toughness.

Question this.
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johnk5150 wrote:I have a question for people that know what's going on in Philly. Is Desean Jackson really thinking his contract will be redone by acting like a total jag? He's on one of my fantasy teams and I think I'm going to drop him. His attitude is killing the mood in my fantasy team locker room.
He's ruining his fucking career. A year ago he looked like one of the all time draft bargains.

Now, he's run himself out of Philly (no way they re-sign this douche) and killing his value next season. Who the fuck wants a head case like that? I can't believe Reid hasn't cut him yet.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:I have a question for people that know what's going on in Philly. Is Desean Jackson really thinking his contract will be redone by acting like a total jag? He's on one of my fantasy teams and I think I'm going to drop him. His attitude is killing the mood in my fantasy team locker room.
He's ruining his fucking career. A year ago he looked like one of the all time draft bargains.

Now, he's run himself out of Philly (no way they re-sign this douche) and killing his value next season. Who the fuck wants a head case like that? I can't believe Reid hasn't cut him yet.
Are the Eagles still "a dream team"?
Vince Young and his interceptions last night basically described his NFL career in a nutshell.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
NeverSurrender wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote: As awful as McNabb has been...you gotta think he's better than what the Bears and Texans have gearing up for a playoff run, no? The experience has to count for something.
Dude, Christian Ponder has so outplayed McScabb it's not even funny. And remember, McScabb has been one of my favorite players, and the best qb Syracuse ever had. The fucking guy threw half his passes in the dirt, then wants to blame the Vikings for his failures because they don't have a true deep thread. I'm sorry fatty, I though all NFL qbs should be able to throw a 5 yard pass and actually hit the guy somewhere on his body. Fuck this clown.

John is right, I would take Haney or McCown over this fuck.
Well you got me convinced.

It'll still be fun to see if one of those teams gives it a try anyway. I'm not sure if you realize how desperate the Texans and Bears are - they are in the midst of playoff runs and suddenly find themselves completely fucked.
I can't speak to Chicago, but no way Houston bothers with him right now. If they're still in it in two weeks and he's still out there, they might bring him in, but they aren't looking for a starter. They need a solid backup and McNabb won't be interested in that. I expect them to take a flyer on Rosenfells. Miami released him yesterday.
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bane wrote:For somebody supposedly involved in a bloody altercation, McClain's white shirt sure looks clean.
Police said the victim, whose name was not released, suffered injuries to his head and face during a fight with Willingham.
McClain wasn't involved in the fist fight.
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