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I was just watching some old Jim McMahon highlights on YouTube. The Bears need a bad motherfucker like Jim to step in. That team could definitely take on the Pack but now I'm afraid they're dead in the water for this season.
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McNabb cleared waivers and is a free agent.

I can't remember another QB falling this far this fast. It was a running back like collapse really.
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johnk5150 wrote:
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Jesus.

Well, maybe the Bears
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WTF is this not the top thread on a Sunday?

I'll be bold and make a score predictor:

Saints 34
Lions 13

Other games I'm cheering for: Denver over Minnesota, Texans over Atlanta

(I also hope the 49ers lose to the Rams, but that ain't happening)
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HMJ wrote:I was just watching some old Jim McMahon highlights on YouTube. The Bears need a bad motherfucker like Jim to step in. That team could definitely take on the Pack but now I'm afraid they're dead in the water for this season.
McMahon sucked ass.
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Did anybody catch Peyton on NFL Today this morning? Upon being asked about his post career plans, "I'm 0-11 as an assistant coach this season. I don't think anybody is gonna want to hire me." :lol:
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dtmfs wrote:
HMJ wrote:I was just watching some old Jim McMahon highlights on YouTube. The Bears need a bad motherfucker like Jim to step in. That team could definitely take on the Pack but now I'm afraid they're dead in the water for this season.
McMahon sucked ass.
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poizond13 wrote:so beating the Saints as well as the Pats are really the only things that can make this season better.
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"The Great" Matt Moore leads the Miami ass-kicking of the Faders.

Sweet.

Tebowmania continues ... 35-32 over the Viqueens.
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Matt.."it doesnt matter what yourname is!"

This Tebow guy cant play in NFL, send him to CFL

The Great One..has done the impossible 1st place AFC West, only 5 in a row 4 on the road!


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I'm really proud of our team's effort today. It was a well played game. As Mr. Irsay pointed out on twitter, we out rushed them, we out passed them, but the turnovers killed us. There are no moral victories, but a really good effort on the road and proof that we are still fighting and working hard toward getting some wins. When 18 returns next year, we're going to be a force to be reckoned with!

Another interesting fact from our owner... Cassel led the Pats to 15 points against Colts in 08. Orlovsksy leads us to 24 points today against pats. Oh, and the Pats will always be a classless organization, Belichick proved that once again this week with his ridiculous comments.
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poizond13 wrote:Oh, and the Pats will always be a classless organization, Belichick proved that once again this week with his ridiculous comments.
Which ridiculous comments? That the Colts always give the Pats problems?

Looks by the scoreboard that he was 100% correct.
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poizond13 wrote:Oh, and the Pats will always be a classless organization, Belichick proved that once again this week with his ridiculous comments.
What the hell are you talking about? Belichick went out of his way this week to stress that the Colts have good players on their roster, they are better than their record indicates, and that they aren't to be taken lightly. And he pulled Brady at the end and put in Hoyer which is essentially saying "Go ahead and put up 14 unanswered points". How is that classless?
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LAglamrocker wrote:Matt.."it doesnt matter what yourname is!"

This Tebow guy cant play in NFL, send him to CFL

The Great One..has done the impossible 1st place AFC West, only 5 in a row 4 on the road!


ESPN haters now what?
Bravo. He beat a NCAA team today by the skin of his teeth. I will say this. Grossman at times has looked great. He usually followed those games up with epic pants shitting.
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yea all Tebow has done was put in to fail weeks ago, now 1st place
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poizond13 wrote: Oh, and the Pats will always be a classless organization, Belichick proved that once again this week with his ridiculous comments.
Belichick asked some clueless broad reporter to name 2 better pass rushers than Mathis and Freeney and a better 3 receiver combo than Wayne, Garcon and Collie. He had nothing but praise for the Colts players and their effort this year. How old are you?
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A Tebow LED Broncos team is winning. Can everyone stop acting like he's doing this all himself?
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poizond13 wrote:Oh, and the Pats will always be a classless organization, Belichick proved that once again this week with his ridiculous comments.
Spoken like a true troll.......and a moron.
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LAglamrocker wrote:yea all Tebow has done was put in to fail weeks ago, now 1st place
The Bears went to the Super Bowl....with Grossman. Just sayin.
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he not doing it himself, who cant see that?

Tebow hate wil go on and on..for a decade
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LAglamrocker wrote:Tebow hate wil go on and on..for a decade
Since he won't be around that long if he keeps his completion % around 45, I doubt it.
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LAglamrocker wrote:he not doing it himself, who cant see that?

Tebow hate wil go on and on..for a decade
It'll stop as soon as that D comes down to Earth and he gets benched. Unfortunately it'll probably be halfway through next season, setting the Broncs back a few years.
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The Texans, who were "done" according to Pinhead13 when Schaub went down have won 6 in a row including the last 2 with their third string QB. Yates played well today. AJ went down again. Looks like that hammy popped again. I'm guessing he's done for the year this time. I don't think I've ever seen a team so snakebit by injury. They keep winning though. Good on em.
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bane wrote:
LAglamrocker wrote:he not doing it himself, who cant see that?

Tebow hate wil go on and on..for a decade
It'll stop as soon as that D comes down to Earth and he gets benched. Unfortunately it'll probably be halfway through next season, setting the Broncs back a few years.
You obviously haven't watched a Denver game in the past month.

It's a "TEAM" effort - not just defense.

They didn't even have Vonn Miller, today.
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poizond13 wrote:I'm really proud of our team's effort today. It was a well played game. As Mr. Irsay pointed out on twitter, we out rushed them, we out passed them, but the turnovers killed us. There are no moral victories, but a really good effort on the road and proof that we are still fighting and working hard toward getting some wins. When 18 returns next year, we're going to be a force to be reckoned with!

Another interesting fact from our owner... Cassel led the Pats to 15 points against Colts in 08. Orlovsksy leads us to 24 points today against pats. Oh, and the Pats will always be a classless organization, Belichick proved that once again this week with his ridiculous comments.
I... uh...

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poizond13 wrote:Oh, and the Pats will always be a classless organization, Belichick proved that once again this week with his ridiculous comments.
What the hell are you talking about? Belichick went out of his way this week to stress that the Colts have good players on their roster, they are better than their record indicates, and that they aren't to be taken lightly. And he pulled Brady at the end and put in Hoyer which is essentially saying "Go ahead and put up 14 unanswered points". How is that classless?
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bane wrote:
LAglamrocker wrote:he not doing it himself, who cant see that?

Tebow hate wil go on and on..for a decade
It'll stop as soon as that D comes down to Earth and he gets benched. Unfortunately it'll probably be halfway through next season, setting the Broncs back a few years.
I'll bet anyone a dollar the Broncos beat Chicago next week. Hanie was exposed as a one trick pony. They lost to the Chiefs at home. Jesus I miss Cutler. And I'm very drunk.
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James Walker wrote:Indianapolis is a mess and was exposed without having a dominant quarterback.

I doubt New England would go 11-5 this season without Brady, but the Patriots wouldn't be 0-11, either.
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I think the 0-12 speaks for itself, as to the legitimacy of his comments.

The Colts ABSOLUTELY SUCK without Manning.
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poizond13 wrote:
SkyDog112046 wrote:
poizond13 wrote:Oh, and the Pats will always be a classless organization, Belichick proved that once again this week with his ridiculous comments.
What the hell are you talking about? Belichick went out of his way this week to stress that the Colts have good players on their roster, they are better than their record indicates, and that they aren't to be taken lightly. And he pulled Brady at the end and put in Hoyer which is essentially saying "Go ahead and put up 14 unanswered points". How is that classless?
http://espn.go.com/blog/afceast/post/_/ ... e-at-colts
Wow. Somebody is sensitive. He didn't even mention the Colts in that piece. Reaching much?

0-12. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
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