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Right, cause there is SOOOOO little downtime during a football game.
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Ohh, I get it. So you're one of those "guys" who pretends to watch the game, but in reality you're checking facebook, texting fat queers, and trolling sludge throughout the whole game. The whole fucking game. :lol:

Afterwards you watch the highlights and pretend that you actually watched the game. :lol: It all makes sense now. I always wondered how someone could watch so many games, yet still be completely clueless about football. Now I get it.

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poizond13 wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:
Right, cause there is SOOOOO little downtime during a football game.
:roll:
Ohh, I get it. So you're one of those "guys" who pretends to watch the game, but in reality you're checking facebook, texting fat queers, and trolling sludge throughout the whole game. The whole fucking game. :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah that's me, you got me.

I think it's amusing how you want to talk about ANYTHING except for a) RG3 putting in a myth-making performance with his arm, legs, and brain today, and b) Andrew Luck doing his best Neil O' Donnell impersonation today.

Praying for a Colts win next week!
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Crazy Levi wrote:
poizond13 wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:
Right, cause there is SOOOOO little downtime during a football game.
:roll:
Ohh, I get it. So you're one of those "guys" who pretends to watch the game, but in reality you're checking facebook, texting fat queers, and trolling sludge throughout the whole game. The whole fucking game. :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah that's me, you got me.

I think it's amusing how you want to talk about ANYTHING except for a) RG3 putting in a myth-making performance with his arm, legs, and brain today, and b) Andrew Luck doing his best Neil O' Donnell impersonation today.

Praying for a Colts win next week!
Maybe while you were texting the fat gay and trolling other threads, you missed my first post of the day, which acknowledged the poor performance of the entire Colts team. I also praised RG3 in a later post. You're the one bringing up smartphones and trolling sludge at sports bars. :lol:

The only reason you feel I am different after a Colts loss is because you disappear after a Colts Win/Skins loss. You refuse to show your face for days because you can't take the heat.
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poizond13 wrote:trolling sludge
Yes. Yes, you are.

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bane wrote:I'm watching the pregame for Texans, Packers and in Costas interview with Watt they showed video of him jumping 55" from a standstill. :shock: My son, who is a huge Watt fan, is 55" tall. Watt is capable of jumping and landing on his head from a standstill. My kid got a kick out of that.
My 7 year old immediately grabbed a tape measure and started charting out everything in the house that watt could jump on. He's a physical freak of nature.
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Dallas in last place in their division :lol: thank you RG3.
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Houston shit the bed on national tv. Aaron Rodgers appears to be back.
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johnk5150 wrote:
bane wrote:I'm watching the pregame for Texans, Packers and in Costas interview with Watt they showed video of him jumping 55" from a standstill. :shock: My son, who is a huge Watt fan, is 55" tall. Watt is capable of jumping and landing on his head from a standstill. My kid got a kick out of that.
My 7 year old immediately grabbed a tape measure and started charting out everything in the house that watt could jump on. He's a physical freak of nature.
:lol: kids. I was in a really bad mood during that epic failure. My kid was still running around the living room in his Watt jersey jumping over the coffee table and practicing his "swatt" move. It put a smile back on my face.
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Giants made a statement yesterday.

Packers are back.

Thanks to the skins for giving the bears sole possession of first place for a couple of days.
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bane wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:
bane wrote:I'm watching the pregame for Texans, Packers and in Costas interview with Watt they showed video of him jumping 55" from a standstill. :shock: My son, who is a huge Watt fan, is 55" tall. Watt is capable of jumping and landing on his head from a standstill. My kid got a kick out of that.
My 7 year old immediately grabbed a tape measure and started charting out everything in the house that watt could jump on. He's a physical freak of nature.
:lol: kids. I was in a really bad mood during that epic failure. My kid was still running around the living room in his Watt jersey jumping over the coffee table and practicing his "swatt" move. It put a smile back on my face.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0gsgyY_QW0


And my Patriots had about the ugliest 475 yard game ever.
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johnk5150 wrote:Houston shit the bed on national tv. Aaron Rodgers appears to be back.
He's the first QB the Texans have faced this year that didn't appear to be the least bit rattled by Watt. Watt still got his now customary 2 sacks and 4 tackles for loss, but Rodgers shrugged it off and kept kicking ass. That was a perfect storm of the Packers playing amazing ball and the Texans not bothering to show up.
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poizond13 wrote:The Texans are who we thought they were. :lol:
A lot of people, including me thought they might lose that game. Nobody, including you, thought they'd fall on their faces like that.
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poizond13 wrote:You offer up excuses when your team loses. I don't.
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bane wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:Houston shit the bed on national tv. Aaron Rodgers appears to be back.
He's the first QB the Texans have faced this year that didn't appear to be the least bit rattled by Watt. Watt still got his now customary 2 sacks and 4 tackles for loss, but Rodgers shrugged it off and kept kicking ass. That was a perfect storm of the Packers playing amazing ball and the Texans not bothering to show up.
Rodgers' o-line has him used to running for his life. He kicked their ass last night.
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KC hasn't led in a game for one second.
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The rest of you can keep fighting, I am happy today! The Lions won, and the Seahawks beat New FUCKING England!
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bane wrote:If I was a Cowboys fan Dez Bryant would drive me crazy. So much talent. So little heart.

Are you talking to me :)

Dez is so inconsistent. He was having a great game yesterday, until he drops a sure catch for the 2 point conversion.
That catch has to be made. Whether or not the DB interfered is meaningless.
Romo threw a great pass and Dez decided against using his hands to catch
the ball and tie the game up.

Very frustrating game because there were several opportunities for Dallas to leave town with a W, and nobody actually stepped up when it counted.

That FG kick was difficult, but clock management was so poor at the end of the 4th, Dallas did not give themselves 1 more play to gain a few more
yards before the kick
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sin wrote:The rest of you can keep fighting, I am happy today! The Lions won, and the Seahawks beat New FUCKING England!
That Seahawks win was great. Talking trash to Mr. Gisele after the game? Even better. :lol:
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Machado wrote:
bane wrote:If I was a Cowboys fan Dez Bryant would drive me crazy. So much talent. So little heart.

Are you talking to me :)

Dez is so inconsistent. He was having a great game yesterday, until he drops a sure catch for the 2 point conversion.
That catch has to be made. Whether or not the DB interfered is meaningless.
Romo threw a great pass and Dez decided against using his hands to catch
the ball and tie the game up.

Very frustrating game because there were several opportunities for Dallas to leave town with a W, and nobody actually stepped up when it
That FG kick was difficult, but clock management was so poor at the end of the 4th, Dallas did not give themselves 1 more play to gain a few more
yards before the kick
:twisted:
He contributed to the clock mismanagement by throwing a hissy fit with the ref about wanting a flag instead of getting his prima donna ass to the line so they could spike the ball. Million dollar talent. 10 cent head. I wouldn't want that guy on my team. Jones is like Al Davis in that he'll sign anybody regardless of character if he thinks he's good enough, but that dude is more trouble than he's worth.
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sin wrote:The rest of you can keep fighting, I am happy today! The Lions won, and the Seahawks beat New FUCKING England!
That Seahawks win was great. Talking trash to Mr. Gisele after the game? Even better. :lol:
Someone like yourself(who has no class) would appreciate that
behavior.
Sherman is a fool and acted a fool with his mouth and seeking out
Tom after the game.
Clearly Sherman was under the impression the game yesterday was
in fact the Super Bowl. What a moron!!!
From all the post-game comments I read from the Pats, they chose against
commenting about Sherman and gave the team credit for winning the game.
Act as if-Act as if you have won a game before.
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Machado wrote:
poizond13 wrote:
sin wrote:The rest of you can keep fighting, I am happy today! The Lions won, and the Seahawks beat New FUCKING England!
That Seahawks win was great. Talking trash to Mr. Gisele after the game? Even better. :lol:
Someone like yourself(who has no class) would appreciate that
behavior.
Sherman is a fool and acted a fool with his mouth and seeking out
Tom after the game.
Clearly Sherman was under the impression the game yesterday was
in fact the Super Bowl. What a moron!!!
From all the post-game comments I read from the Pats, they chose against
commenting about Sherman and gave the team credit for winning the game.
Act as if-Act as if you have won a game before.
Brady was talking trash during the game and told Sherman to see him after the game, so he did. Sorry if the Pats and Mr. Gisele getting a dose of their own medicine offends you.
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P13
For a few minutes I forgot you do not have the mental capacity
to notice Sherman was out of line with his actions.
I also recall you're bias against Tom Brady because his 3 SB victories
far exceed your previous Petyon Manning's SB victories.
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Machado wrote:P13
For a few minutes I forgot you do not have the mental capacity
to notice Sherman was out of line with his actions.
I also recall you're bias against Tom Brady because his 3 SB victories
far exceed your previous Petyon Manning's SB victories.
And for a few minutes I forgot
that you are angry about the
Cowboys sucking for the
past 15 years, and you
are deflecting your anger towards
me.

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poizond13 wrote:
Machado wrote:P13
For a few minutes I forgot you do not have the mental capacity
to notice Sherman was out of line with his actions.
I also recall you're bias against Tom Brady because his 3 SB victories
far exceed your previous Petyon Manning's SB victories.
And for a few minutes I forgot
that you are angry about the
Cowboys sucking for the
past 15 years, and you
are deflecting your anger towards
me.

:lol: :lol:
How unoriginal. I don't expect anything less from you.

What happened in Seattle vs the Pats has nothing to do
with Dallas, but I can see how you made that connection :lol:
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Ray Lewis is out for the season.
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eddie lee roth wrote:Ray Lewis is out for the season.
:shock: damn. Baltimore is getting hammered with the injury bug this year. That's a shame. Still a really good team that has a shot. Gonna be a lot tougher without that guy.
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eddie lee roth wrote:Ray Lewis is out for the season.
Webb too.
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bane wrote:
eddie lee roth wrote:Ray Lewis is out for the season.
:shock: damn. Baltimore is getting hammered with the injury bug this year. That's a shame. Still a really good team that has a shot. Gonna be a lot tougher without that guy.
I'm a Bears fan and can't name a better middle linebacker.
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johnk5150 wrote:
bane wrote:
eddie lee roth wrote:Ray Lewis is out for the season.
:shock: damn. Baltimore is getting hammered with the injury bug this year. That's a shame. Still a really good team that has a shot. Gonna be a lot tougher without that guy.
I'm a Bears fan and can't name a better middle linebacker.
Suggs is suppossed to back from but I think its too little too late with all the other injuries for Baltimore along with age.
Did you see the stat on what the last two weeks was on rushing against them?
Just a few short years ago it wasn't like that.
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