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johnk5150 wrote: I'll bet anyone a dollar the Broncos beat Chicago next week. Hanie was exposed as a one trick pony. They lost to the Chiefs at home. Jesus I miss Cutler. And I'm very drunk.
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I've seen enough from Tebow. He's convinced me.
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49ers win the NFC West and secure a playoff spot.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
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You have no awareness of the Jets. The idea that you think they'll run the table shows how completely out of touch you are.

The J-E-T-S S-U-C-K.

I've forgotten more about football than you'll ever know.

Schotty sucks, Sanchez is scared, and they have no pass rush.

Your team just flat-out sucks.
I KNOW my team sucks.

You seem to think your team can "easily" run the table. You don't understand how poor they are.

The Jets aren't going to run shit. And I think they'll lose this Sunday.

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I humbly concede defeat.

The J-E-T-S still suck and aren't going anywhere. They'll be sitting out the playoffs along with the Skins and a bunch of other poor/mediocre teams.
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Jets must finish 1 game ahead of Broncos, right. Denver beat the Jets
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LAglamrocker wrote:Jets must finish 1 game ahead of Broncos, right. Denver beat the Jets
Are you conceding the division? Broncs could easily win the West.
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no not at all, im sure they will.

a few weeks ago most would say only the AFC West Champ would make the playoffs, now 10-6 from both Raiders and Broncos could get in.

The goal for Broncos is 10 and get in, if Jets are 10-6,Bengals 10-6,10-6 Titans, Denver would win all the tiebreakers. Denver seems of now to be in a good spot.

Denver home game 1st round seems likely, thats kind of unreal from 1-4 start with the Tebow
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Denver controls their own destiny.

10-6 should be good enough to win the West.

Oakland won't get by Green Bay OR Detroit.
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Denver's run has been remarkable, but looking at the remaining schedule, I think they probably win the division pretty easily making the Jets record moot as far as Denver's concerned.
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poizond13 wrote:Oh, and the Pats will always be a classless organization, Belichick proved that once again this week with his ridiculous comments.
What the hell are you talking about? Belichick went out of his way this week to stress that the Colts have good players on their roster, they are better than their record indicates, and that they aren't to be taken lightly. And he pulled Brady at the end and put in Hoyer which is essentially saying "Go ahead and put up 14 unanswered points". How is that classless?
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Truth hurts like a motherfucker, doesn't it?
Nope. All it proves is that Peyton>>>>>Brady, and the Pats had a better backup QB. Neither team makes the playoffs without their respective starting QBs.
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Truth hurts like a motherfucker, doesn't it?
Nope. All it proves is that Peyton>>>>>Brady, and the Pats had a better backup QB. Neither team makes the playoffs without their respective starting QBs.
The difference is that the Pats wouldn't be 0-16, regardless, FAIL TROLL! :lol:
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cantstopthemusic wrote:
poizond13 wrote:
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Truth hurts like a motherfucker, doesn't it?
Nope. All it proves is that Peyton>>>>>Brady, and the Pats had a better backup QB. Neither team makes the playoffs without their respective starting QBs.
The difference is that the Pats wouldn't be 0-16, regardless, FAIL TROLL! :lol:
The Pats had a backup who played well and is now a starter in the NFL. None of the 3 QBs that we've had this year will ever be starting QBs in the future, barring injury to starters. Painter could very well be out of the league next year. If the Colts don't retain him, I doubt anyone else will.
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Did anybody see jason Garrett ice his own kicker today?
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NeverSurrender wrote:Did anybody see jason Garrett ice his own kicker today?
:lol: yes!
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You know, I hope the 49ers go to the Superbowl. Just to see Harbaugh flip the fuck out on field.
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NeverSurrender wrote:Did anybody see jason Garrett ice his own kicker today?
Yup, what a fucking idiot. One of the dumbest things I've ever seen.
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poizond13 wrote:The Pats had a backup who played well and is now a starter in the NFL. None of the 3 QBs that we've had this year will ever be starting QBs in the future, barring injury to starters. Painter could very well be out of the league next year. If the Colts don't retain him, I doubt anyone else will.
If Painter started for the Pats, instead of Brady, they wouldn't be 0-12.

Face it. INDY SUCKS ASS!
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The whole icing thing is completely out of hand. These people need to just let the kicks happen.

My favorite is when a coach pulls the ole "TO at the last second" FG thing...and the guy misses. and he gets another chance, and hits it.

I don't know what the fuck Garret was thinking today.
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cantstopthemusic wrote:
poizond13 wrote:The Pats had a backup who played well and is now a starter in the NFL. None of the 3 QBs that we've had this year will ever be starting QBs in the future, barring injury to starters. Painter could very well be out of the league next year. If the Colts don't retain him, I doubt anyone else will.
If Painter started for the Pats, instead of Brady, they wouldn't be 0-12.

You don't know that. Their defense is horrible. They have no running game. That whole team is on Brady's shoulders. Put a guy like Painter in there, and they'd be a disaster.
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Quote of the day. Ken Whisenhunt: "I was glad they iced their kicker so I didn't have to."

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poizond13 wrote:
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poizond13 wrote:The Pats had a backup who played well and is now a starter in the NFL. None of the 3 QBs that we've had this year will ever be starting QBs in the future, barring injury to starters. Painter could very well be out of the league next year. If the Colts don't retain him, I doubt anyone else will.
If Painter started for the Pats, instead of Brady, they wouldn't be 0-12.

You don't know that. Their defense is horrible. They have no running game. That whole team is on Brady's shoulders. Put a guy like Painter in there, and they'd be a disaster.
They'd be 2-10, at the VERY worst - not 0-12, FAIL TROLL.
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cantstopthemusic wrote:
If Painter started for the Pats, instead of Brady, they wouldn't be 0-12.
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I don't know if that's true, especially this year. What is true is that the Pats are a good enough organization to have a viable back up in place instead of a scrub like Painter. Indy obviously isn't.
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And the Saints go marching on...
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HMJ wrote:And the Saints go marching on...
Saints look really good. Did anybody notice how incredibly thuggish the Lions were with all their stupid personal foul after the whistle penalties? I know they're young, but that's a really bad reflection on their coach. Schwartz needs to get those idiots under control.
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cantstopthemusic wrote:
poizond13 wrote:
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Truth hurts like a motherfucker, doesn't it?
Nope. All it proves is that Peyton>>>>>Brady, and the Pats had a better backup QB. Neither team makes the playoffs without their respective starting QBs.

Pats of that season were clearly a better run/coached organization than the Colts of this year then, because they at least were able to be competitive when their superstar went down. Colts haven't done a damn thing. That's down to lack of players, lack of heart, lack of coaching or some combination of all three... All of which adds up to evidence of an "eggs in one basket" franchise that can't do as much as Houston or any number of other teams have managed when their starting QBs have gone down this year.
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