THE LA LAKERS 2009 NBA CHAMPIONS!!!

[grishnak boss]

LIKE A REAL MAN.

FISHER IS 6'1 AT THE MOST - SCOLA IS WHAT, 6'6 MINIMUM? HE FLOPPED LIKE A FAG!!!

[grishnak boss]

Yeah. He elbows a man that effortlessly overpowers him. And have his buddy the good ol' ref to condole his weepin' vagina.

WHO GOES CRYING EFFORTLESSLY TO THE REFS AFTER A LITTLE ELBOW? YOU CONVENIENTLY FORGET THAT THAT'S THE SAME NEGRO WHO GOT A 1YR SUSPENSION FOR ACTING ALL NIGGA ON NBA CROWDS. KOBE SHOULD'VE LANDED THAT ELBOW IN HIS NOSE.

Pussy.

COULDN'T AGREE ANY MORE

He's a great ballplayer though. But not the best.

Lebron has achieved so many things early in his career, achievements that Kobe can only dream of.

And LeBron will accomplish more and more feats than Kobe.

KOBE:



SO FAR, ALL LEBRON HAS ACHIEVED:

"SIT DOWN YO FAT ASS MOMMA, I CAN HANDLE IT"

[Out Of The Cellar]

Kobe look so happy wit dat' trophy. But it ain't him that got it, Shaq did.

Oh, btw, here's something bout LeBron that would make Baby Bryant sad.

There are a lot of accomplishments Lebron has. Most are youngest player awards for things like, the youngest to reach 10,000 points. There are also team record accomplishments, which many could argue, because, well he cavs where never really a contender, so to speak. He is currently 5 points shy of beating Brad Daugherty for the all time points leader for the cavs. He also became the fastest player to reach 2,500 rebounds and assist, ever. LeBron dropped 50-10-8 at MSG He was one of only three players in the last 20 years to do so, with MJ being one of the only other ones. In addition, the last player to score 50-10-8 since Kareem did it in 1975. Also, a few weeks ago not only that, but he also had a week where he averaged a triple double for the week., the last person to do so, was none other then Wilt Chamberlin back in the1960's. LeBron also put up two consecutive triple doubles, and the last person to have two triple doubles in a row was, the great magic Johnson. Back in December, James had 32 points, eight rebounds, six assists, and six steals, becoming the first player to hit those totals in a regulation game since Mitch Richmond in 1997. LeBron is the NBA eastern player of the month for January and February, as well as becoming a NBA all-star MVP for the second time in 3 years. He has at least 40 + games straight with 20 plus points. Those are only this year accomplishments, atleast the ones I can remember. He was the eastern Championship MVP. He is currently on track to lead the league in scoreing, and leads the league in fourth quarter points. There are alot of accomplishments thruout his carrer, but most of these are not considered accomplishments, but there are so many.he also is the best player The dude is only 23 to!!

[bane]

YOU CONVENIENTLY FORGET THAT THAT'S THE SAME NEGRO WHO GOT A 1YR SUSPENSION FOR ACTING ALL NIGGA ON NBA CROWDS.

Which is exactly why he got ejected last night. I'll be pretty interested to see what the league says about it. If Artest gets a suspension and golden boy doesn't, the system is fucked.

[Rainbow Bright]

Kobe won his three titles with Shaq Diesel. And the 2002 one was handed to them on a plate from David Stern himself.

Mo Williams aside, LeBron's team....isn't that great. Hell they got Ben Wallace. Not the 2004/2005 Big Ben, but his mummified corpse. Dude also had Damon "12 Trillion* in the fucking Finals" Jones and Larry Hughes to deal with for awhile.

(*A trillion is when a person plays at least a minute, and doesn't commit a foul, shoot, steal, block, turnover or an assist. Damon stood around like a retard for 12 minutes and did nothing en route to a Cavs loss to the Spurs in the finals. I think it was Game 2)

[Rainbow Bright]

YOU CONVENIENTLY FORGET THAT THAT'S THE SAME NEGRO WHO GOT A 1YR SUSPENSION FOR ACTING ALL NIGGA ON NBA CROWDS.

Which is exactly why he got ejected last night. I'll be pretty interested to see what the league says about it. If Artest gets a suspension and golden boy doesn't, the system is fucked.

Or when Dwight Howard got a one game for that atomic elbow of Randy Savage proportions in game five of the first round, yet Rajon Rondo got nothing for punching Brad Miller in the face. David Stern is the worst commish in sports today.

[aceshigh]

[GrayAntiMatter]

People can whine and bitch about Kobe till their vaginas bleed dry, doesn't change the fact that he thumped on the Rockets and pretty much proved all the bullshit lip service about their tough D and Kobe being overpowered wrong. He scored when, where and how he wanted. It was like he was at a Colorado white girl convention.


People trying to pretend he won previous titles on Shaqs back, make themselves look foolish when they do.

Larry Bird won shit himself.

Magic won shit himself.

Jordon won shit himself.

Clyde won shit himself.

Shaq won shit himself and only proved in Miami that he could ride another young talented guard...hehe, he rode a guard...

Seeing a trend?

And for the love of fuck quit trying to downplay the talent of the Cavs. Especially when the people doing that usually try to play up the Lakers, like Gasol is much of anything other than the biggest 6'11" pussy in the NBA.


There are three players in the NBA that are head and shoulders above every else its damn near shamefull. Kobe, Lebron and Wade. And Kobe/Lebron are even further above Wade than Wade is over the next group.



So how long in Game 3 before Kobe passes LARRY FUCKING BIRD in career playoff scoring? 30 seconds? 90?

[Rainbow Bright]

People can whine and bitch about Kobe till their vaginas bleed dry, doesn't change the fact that he thumped on the Rockets and pretty much proved all the bullshit lip service about their tough D and Kobe being overpowered wrong. He scored when, where and how he wanted. It was like he was at a Colorado white girl convention.


People trying to pretend he won previous titles on Shaqs back, make themselves look foolish when they do.

Larry Bird won shit himself.

Magic won shit himself.

Jordon won shit himself.

Clyde won shit himself.

Shaq won shit himself and only proved in Miami that he could ride another young talented guard...hehe, he rode a guard...

Seeing a trend?

And for the love of fuck quit trying to downplay the talent of the Cavs. Especially when the people doing that usually try to play up the Lakers, like Gasol is much of anything other than the biggest 6'11" pussy in the NBA.


There are three players in the NBA that are head and shoulders above every else its damn near shamefull. Kobe, Lebron and Wade. And Kobe/Lebron are even further above Wade than Wade is over the next group.



So how long in Game 3 before Kobe passes LARRY FUCKING BIRD in career playoff scoring? 30 seconds? 90?

Clyde asked to be traded to Houston because Portland was no longer one of the top tier teams in the west. The Glyde got his wish and him and Hakeem dominted a young Shaq Fu and Penny Hardaway. Mostly due to Nick Anderson completely choking at the foul line and in general shooting %.

Bird had Kevin McHale, a hell of a lockdown defender who played with a broken foot (!) to ensure a deeper playoff run. As well as Robert Parish.

Magic had Kareem, who was still pretty good in the 80's. As well as James Worthy. Though the 1996 comeback wasn't too kind for him.

Jordan had the greatest second banana ever in Scottie Pippen. Not to mention former Blazer John Paxon, and later on, rebounding machine and general weirdo Dennis Rodman. Though Utah got fucked in Game 6 in 1998. That should have went to seven games.

Until this season, Lebron was one more bad trade away from pulling a KG, (breaking down on ESPN, repeating the phrase "I'm losing" over and over again) and possibly asking to sent elsewhere when his contract was up. Luckily, the coaching staff and the GM hooked him up with Mo Williams and regulated the corpse of Ben Wallace to the bench. They still got a roster of castaways, however they've proven this year they would kill themselves night in, night out to at least not to shit the bed like the Cavs did in 2007 (Which contained both Larry Hughes and Damon Jones.)

Unless 'Bron, Mo or that Delonte West fellow go down, they will bury the Hawks and put up a hella good series against The Magic or the team that refuses to be eliminated, Boston.

Though I still got Billups and co. over L.A., or Houston if they regain their Game 1 swagger. They've done nothing but maime opponets in the post-season with their only loss being a 2 point defeat by New Orleans. Billups, Melo and Nene are hungry, with Billups out to prove that 2004 wasn't a fluke for him and Melo that it was just Iverson and the poorly designed run and gun system of Coach K that led to the first round exits for the Nuggs.

[dtmfs]

yet Rajon Rondo got nothing for punching Brad Miller in the face.

I saw this play at least 100 times last week and i've also heard people on various boards say rondo punched brad miller, seriously how does anyone call that a punch? should it have been a flagrant 1? yes but it was not a punch I don't think i've seen one play get so blown out of proportion in my life. I've heard teeth were on the court, rondo ripped his head off, people even comparing it to the kermit washington rudy t incident.

[johnk5150]

Bird had Kevin McHale, a hell of a lockdown defender who played with a broken foot (!) to ensure a deeper playoff run. As well as Robert Parish.


Jordan had the greatest second banana ever in Scottie Pippen. Not to mention former Blazer John Paxon, and later on, rebounding machine and general weirdo Dennis Rodman. Though Utah got fucked in Game 6 in 1998. That should have went to seven games.

Dennis Johnson represent!

Jordan getting Phil was every bit as important as having Pippen. And on those 6 title teams, don't forget having a power forward named either Grant or Rodman that played DEFENSE was a big key too.

[johnk5150]

I'd also like to add that Shaq OR Kobe didn't do shit until Phil arrived as well. Does anyone really think just anyone can coach this year's Laker team, because it takes a special kind of guy to get ANYTHING out of those two pieces of Eurotrash. Look at the career of Trevor Ariza before he got to a coach that knows how to actually use him.

[GrayAntiMatter]

I still love people that say Kobe can't do shit without Shaq.


What the fuck did Shaq win before showing up in LA and having Kobe? Jack and shit. And he had plenty of talent rotate through in Orlando. And what the fuck did he do after Kobe? He rode Dwayne fucking Wade.

People need to quit pretending that Shaq is some god damn NBA title machine....

[grishnak boss]

117 - 96 ORLANDO PUMMELS CELTS

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Out Of The Cellar]

People need to quit pretending that Shaq is some god damn NBA title machine....

And peope should stop pretending that Kobe is the next Jordan.


OH yeah, the Celtics sucked.

Cleveland 2009 NBA champs!

[grishnak boss]

And peope should stop pretending that Kobe is the next Jordan.


OH yeah, the Celtics sucked.

Cleveland 2009 NBA champs!

STOP JUMPING ON BANDWAGONS, JUNIOR. KOBE IS JORDAN'S HEIR. LEBRON WILL TAKE THE TORCH AFTER NUMBER 24 RETIRES, IN THE MEANWHILE, ENJOY THE LAKERS S-U-P-R-E-M-A-C-Y.

THE ALMIGHTY LAKERS TAKE GAME 3 AGAINST THE rockets 108-94, NO SWEAT. ARTEST EJECTED FOR THE 2ND CONSECUTIVE TIME

HERE LAMAR WALKS DOWN FIGUEROA AND SHOWS HE'S DOWN TO EARTH:



IN THE MEANWHILE, ENJOY A PICTURE OF WHAT KOBE GOT FOR THE LAKERS AT THE START OF THE DECADE:



THAT'S RIGHT ASSHOLES, BACK TO BACK TO BACK!!!

[GrayAntiMatter]

People need to quit pretending that Shaq is some god damn NBA title machine....

And peope should stop pretending that Kobe is the next Jordan.

There is no next Jordan.

That shit got burnt out YEARS AGO.

Grant Hill, Vince Carer, Lebron...they've tried to attach that shit to DOZENS of fucking players, not just Kobe.

None of them are.

None of them will be.

[grishnak boss]

IMPRESSIVE PERFORMANCE BY LEBRON LAST NIGHT.

HE KOBE HEIR, THAT 4 SURE!

[Out Of The Cellar]

IMPRESSIVE PERFORMANCE BY LEBRON LAST NIGHT.

HE KOBE HEIR, THAT 4 SURE!

No.

Kobe is Lebron's bitch!

[Rainbow Bright]

Mamba sure shat the bed...

[Tymaster]

Fakers 87
Rockets 99

BBBWWWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The Houston Rockets not only beat the Los Angeles Lakers without Yao Ming, they made it look easy

HAHAHA. That little quote was from CBS.

Not only was Houston missing Yao, his back up Mutombo is out too!
Yeah, the Lake show look like a sure bet to win it all.

BTW, anyone see LBJ THE MVP last night????

[Skate4RnR]

All that Rockets shit did is piss tha Black Mamba off and now he ready to strike!

Ever notice the team Yao plays for is colored red?

If you're against the Black Mamba and the Lakers you're a goddamn, low down, know nothing COMMUNIST!!!! YOU HEAR ME FAGGOTS?

[dtmfs]

the lakers are about the 3rd to 4th best team in the playoffs, they should still get past houston but that smaller lineup might fuck with them. They're just not a championship caliber team, I don't think this current team will ever win a title, there's just no heart or toughness there, the two best teams in the playoffs? the nuggets and cavs, the two teams with the most heart, the rockets and celtics.

the lakers need to trade gasoft, scr-odom, and vujaclit and get some players with a backbone, oh and bynum too, there goes that theory of them winning last year had he been healthy, that dude's just shrinking on the big stage, trade his 7 foot tall gary coleman lookin' ass too.

[grishnak boss]

All that Rockets shit did is piss tha Black Mamba off and now he ready to strike!

Ever notice the team Yao plays for is colored red?

If you're against the Black Mamba and the Lakers you're a goddamn, low down, know nothing COMMUNIST!!!! YOU HEAR ME FAGGOTS?

[TawnyVonJagger]

Shitshitshit.

Fuck Dullass.

[Out Of The Cellar]

Shitshitshit.

Fuck Dullass.

You gotta give Dallas credit. They fuckin worked their asses off. And they should've won game 3 only if Wright only fouled Melo a little bit harder.

[GrayAntiMatter]

Denver is, rightfully 2-2 against a shitty ass Dallas team. The only reason they're not is because of a blown call.

But Denver is supposed to fucking roll the Lakers?

[Rainbow Bright]

Denver is, rightfully 2-2 against a shitty ass Dallas team. The only reason they're not is because of a blown call.

But Denver is supposed to fucking roll the Lakers?

Considering the Lakers don't have a killer instinct (as admitted by Phil Jackson himself), yes. Denver in 6. Esp. if the small-ball Rockets push the Lake Show to 7.

[Rainbow Bright]

The Mavs aren't that bad in the playoffs. Just 1-15 when Danny Crawford is reffing.

The following was posted on Basketbawful. Njoi.


"As we pointed out before Sunday's Game 1, in Mavs playoffs games worked by Crawford from 2001-to-2005, the Mavs record was 0-8. (Those years, Dallas was 41-37 in games NOT worked by Crawford.) Now we're updated to this additional info: Since 2001, the Mavs are 53-50 overall in playoffs. Dallas record when Crawford is NOT working the game is 52-35. Dallas' record when Crawford IS working the Mavs game is...1-15. Want more? The one Mavs win under Crawford's watch was in the 2006 Phoenix series, a Dallas blowout victory. Also in 2006, in the NBA Finals, guess who worked Game 3 against the Heat, when Dwyane Wade was allowed to shoot as many FTs (18) as the entire Mavs team made, all leading to Dallas’ two-point loss? That would be Danny Crawford. And in Game 6, when the Mavs lost by three points? And Wade shot 21 free throws, two fewer than the number shot by the entire Mavs team? Danny Crawford strikes again. Seriously, Danny Crawford is the damned Grim Reaper."

[johnk5150]

Denver is, rightfully 2-2 against a shitty ass Dallas team. The only reason they're not is because of a blown call.

But Denver is supposed to fucking roll the Lakers?

I gotta step in with an impartial whoa, wait a minute. We don't know whether Dallas would have scored had a foul been called.

Still the refs fucking blew Dallas' CHANCE at a last shot.