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cantstopthemusic wrote:The Pats better have 40+ in them, because the Broncos will put at least 38 on them, today.
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Hopefully this will shut some of the Teboneheads up.
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I guess God was busy today. Sorry Timmy.
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The NFL should be happy that the Night & Monday Night games have playoff implications. Balt, Pitt, & SF playing for seeding and SD still alive for their division.
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Skate4RnR wrote:I guess God was busy today. Sorry Timmy.
Didn't you see video? Tebow got beat by the combination of God's nephew and Satan.

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damn guess Tebow won't go undefeated for the next 12 years bummer!

even in a loss Tebow still looks like a NFL player


oh yea Raiders lose again, ha ha choke!

Denver in 1st with 2 to play

AFC North 2nd place team get ready to lose in Denver in the playoffs!


Tebows bitch ORTON over Packers ha ha,ha,ha
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NBC Sports has a link to the Sunday Night game so you can watch it live on your computer:
http://player.nbcsports.com/SNFPlayer.html?PID=61
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cantstopthemusic wrote:The Patsies better have 40+ in them, because the Broncos will put at least 38 on them, today.
The Broncos lost, today. Cause they suck and so does Tebow.
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Facedown wrote:Hopefully this will shut some of the Teboneheads up.
LAglamrocker wrote:AFC North 2nd place team get ready to lose in Denver in the playoffs!
Apparently not.

Yeah, Pittsburgh or Baltimore who both happen to have much better defenses than the Patriots who just beat the Tebows in Denver are going to lose to them?
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SkyDog112046 wrote:Goodbye undefeated season. And to KC of all teams.
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WOW! My JETS suck. I mean, Philly sucks, but to get beat like that...ugh.

Going to the game against the Giants on Christmas Eve. Heads are going to explode on one side or another. Thank Christ for math.
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Tommy wrote:WOW! My JETS suck. I mean, Philly sucks, but to get beat like that...ugh.

Going to the game against the Giants on Christmas Eve. Heads are going to explode on one side or another. Thank Christ for math.
Sorry man...but I told you the Jets suck. Not surprised.

Skins just swept the Giants for first time since 1999 I think?

I still the GIants have a shot. They can beat Dallas again.
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Wow. San Diego just shredded the Baltimore D again and again and again...
8 drives in the game they only failed to score on a missed 37 yard field goal (6th drive) and when they were running out the clock (8th drive).

Of course, it probably won't amount to a hill of beans given the hole they've dug, but the losses by Denver and Oakland keep the division interesting for another week. Denver has the easiest schedule remaining though.
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demolition23 wrote:Wow. San Diego just shredded the Baltimore D again and again and again...
8 drives in the game they only failed to score on a missed 37 yard field goal (6th drive) and when they were running out the clock (8th drive).

Of course, it probably won't amount to a hill of beans given the hole they've dug, but the losses by Denver and Oakland keep the division interesting for another week. Denver has the easiest schedule remaining though.
The end of the season is really shaping up to be awesome. Many divisions could be decided during the last weekend.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
Tommy wrote:WOW! My JETS suck. I mean, Philly sucks, but to get beat like that...ugh.

Going to the game against the Giants on Christmas Eve. Heads are going to explode on one side or another. Thank Christ for math.
Sorry man...but I told you the Jets suck. Not surprised.

Skins just swept the Giants for first time since 1999 I think?

I still the GIants have a shot. They can beat Dallas again.
I know. I'll eat crow. We have no pass rush to speak of on a REX RYAN defense. WTF is that?


Yet they absolutely destroyed a KC team that, new coach/QB or not, just beat the Pack.

I guess that's why they play the games. :?
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Saints vs. Patriots

*fingers crossed*
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DOWN2WHISKEY wrote:Hats of to Kansas City!!! The Chiefs whooped us worse than what the score shows!
Hang in there, Green Nation. The road back to the Super Bowl starts now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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poizond13 wrote:COLTS WIN! COLTS WIN! COLTS WIN!!!!!!

Yeah I know it's only one win but damn it feels good! Proud of the team for hanging there and putting forth one hell of an effort. Props to coach Caldwell for keeping the guys fighting despite the record. What a great day to be a Colts fan, first we get the news of Peyton practicing this week with pads for the first time all year, then we get a victory. The team played well today and it was a well deserved win!
Kudos on the victory. I really didn't thi k they had it in them. I was wrong. Congrats dude. I know it's been a hard year and getting one, no matter how meaningless to the big picture has to feel good.
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HMJ wrote:Saints vs. Patriots

*fingers crossed*
Brees would put up 600+ yards against that shitty New England secondary.
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For all the accolades Tebow has been getting, he couldn't put 200 yards on a New England secondary that is proving to be one of the worst of all time. And a big chunk of the 194 yards he did manage to put up came in garbage time.

Tebow missed open receivers all day long and many times took the underneath receiver instead of the deep guy that was wide open. Meaning that he is still not making the correct reads and when he does he is too inaccurate to make the throws(and maybe he knows it so he doesn't attempt it). He's a nice story, but no way will he be a Superbowl winning QB.
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The playoff picture.

DIVISION LEADERS
NFC
1. Green Bay Packers (13-1)
Have clinched the NFC North and a first-round bye. Would clinch the No. 1 seed and home-field advantage through the NFC playoffs with a 49ers loss.
Next: Home vs. Bears (Dec. 25)

2. New Orleans Saints (11-3)
Have clinched a playoff berth. Would lose a tiebreaker with the Falcons for the NFC South title.
Next: Home vs. Falcons (Dec. 26)

3. San Francisco 49ers (10-3)
Have clinched the NFC West. Would win a tie with the Packers or Saints for the conference’s top seed.
Next: Home vs. Steelers (Dec. 19)

4. Dallas Cowboys (8-6)
Have a one-game lead over the Giants in the NFC East, but the Giants would clinch the division with two wins.
Next: Home vs. Eagles (Dec. 24)

AFC
1. New England Patriots (11-3)
Clinched the AFC East with a win. Would lose a tie with the Steelers due to a head-to-head loss.
Next: Home vs. Dolphins (Dec. 24)

2. Pittsburgh Steelers (10-3)
Clinched a playoff berth with the Titans’ loss. Would clinch No. 1 seed with three wins.
Next: At 49ers (Dec. 19)

3. Houston Texans (10-4)
Have clinched the AFC South. Would lose a tiebreaker with the Ravens due to a head-to-head loss.
Next: At Colts (Dec. 22)

4. Denver Broncos (8-6)
Have a one-game lead over the Raiders in the AFC West. Would clinch the division with a win and a Raiders loss/tie.
Next: at Bills (Dec. 24)

WILD CARD LEADERS
NFC
5. Atlanta Falcons (9-5)
Lead the Lions for the No. 5 seed due to a head-to-head win.
Next: At Saints (Dec. 26)

6. Detroit Lions (9-5)
Have a two-game lead for the No. 6 spot but do not win every tiebreaker.
Next: Home vs. Chargers (Dec. 24)

AFC
5. Baltimore Ravens (10-4)
Clinched a playoff spot with the Jets’ loss and Raiders’ loss. Would win a tie with the Steelers due to a head-to-head sweep.
Next: Home vs. Browns (Dec. 24)

6. New York Jets (8-6)
Lead the Bengals for the No. 6 seed due to a better record in common games (3-2 vs. 2-2; the Bengals play host to the Ravens on Jan. 1).
Next: Home vs. Giants (Dec. 24)

IN THE HUNT
NFC
7. Seattle Seahawks (7-7)
Hold the tiebreaker with the Cardinals due to division record (3-1 vs. 3-2). Lead the Bears and Giants for the No. 7 seed due to head-to-head wins.
Next: Home vs. 49ers (Dec. 24)

8. Chicago Bears (7-7)
Lead the Cardinals and Giants for the No. 8 seed because of a better conference record (6-4 vs. 6-5 vs. 4-7).
Next: At Packers (Dec. 25)

9. New York Giants (7-7)
Lead the Cardinals for the No. 9 seed due to a head-to-head victory.
Next: At Jets (Dec. 24)

10. Arizona Cardinals (7-7)
Would clinch a playoff berth with two wins and either/both two Falcons losses and/or two Lions losses.
Next: At Bengals (Dec. 24)

11. Philadelphia Eagles (6-8)
Would clinch the NFC East due to division record (5-1 vs. Giants’ 4-2 vs. Cowboys’ 2-4) with two wins and a Giants loss at the Jets and a Cowboys loss at the Giants.
Next: at Cowboys (Dec. 24)

AFC
7. Cincinnati Bengals (8-6)
Would clinch a berth with two wins and a loss by the Jets.
Next: Home vs. Cardinals (Dec. 24)

8. Tennessee Titans (7-7)
Lead the Raiders for the No. 8 seed due to a better record in common games (3-1 vs. 3-2; the Titans play at the Texans on Jan. 1).
Next: Home vs. Jaguars (Dec. 24)

9. Oakland Raiders (7-7)
Lead the Chargers for the No. 9 seed due to a head-to-head win. Would win most strength of victory tiebreakers.
Next: At Chiefs (Dec. 24)

10. San Diego Chargers (7-7)
Would clinch the AFC West with two wins and two Broncos losses. Lose a tiebreaker to the Broncos based on record in common games.
Next: At Lions (Dec. 24)

11. Kansas City Chiefs (6-8)
Would clinch the AFC West due to division record (4-2 vs. 3-3 and possibly 2-4) with two wins and a Broncos loss at the Bills and a Chargers loss.
Next: Home vs. Raiders (Dec. 24)

Tonight's game is huge as far as playoff seeding. The winner gets an inside track towards a first round bye.
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Lovie said Knox has fractured vertebrae this morning. Ouch.
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With the Colts winning yesterday (and playing the Jags in two weeks), the Vikings and Rams are back in the Andrew Luck sweepstakes. But Indy holds the tiebreakers.
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Crazy Levi wrote:Redskins are blowing the giants the fuck out.

You're welcome machado
i am not surprised at all. the NFC East this season is a grind.
last week the giants were on their way to winning the division and this week Eli looked like he was among the worst QB's in the game.

WTF!!!

this coming Saturday is giants vs jets in the early game and eagles at Dallas in the late afternoon game.
would not be surprised if the giants win by 30 and dallas losses by 1 point.
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Tenacious_Dio wrote:With the Colts winning yesterday (and playing the Jags in two weeks), the Vikings and Rams are back in the Andrew Luck sweepstakes. But Indy holds the tiebreakers.
I saw a lot of that game yesterday because I had to turn the fucking Bears off. I will give the Colts fans credit. They've hung in there with that team.
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johnk5150 wrote:
Tenacious_Dio wrote:With the Colts winning yesterday (and playing the Jags in two weeks), the Vikings and Rams are back in the Andrew Luck sweepstakes. But Indy holds the tiebreakers.
I saw a lot of that game yesterday because I had to turn the fucking Bears off. I will give the Colts fans credit. They've hung in there with that team.
I'll ask you one last fuckin' time....

You don't think McNabb should have been given a shot?
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Crazy Levi wrote: I'll ask you one last fuckin' time....

You don't think McNabb should have been given a shot?
I do now. McNabb at his Vikingy/Redskinny worst is better than Caleb Hanie.

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bane wrote:
poizond13 wrote:COLTS WIN! COLTS WIN! COLTS WIN!!!!!!

Yeah I know it's only one win but damn it feels good! Proud of the team for hanging there and putting forth one hell of an effort. Props to coach Caldwell for keeping the guys fighting despite the record. What a great day to be a Colts fan, first we get the news of Peyton practicing this week with pads for the first time all year, then we get a victory. The team played well today and it was a well deserved win!
Kudos on the victory. I really didn't thi k they had it in them. I was wrong. Congrats dude. I know it's been a hard year and getting one, no matter how meaningless to the big picture has to feel good.
I'm glad to see them win one too. Especially with Donald Brown having a big game.
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Imagine if the Colts win another game and remove themselves from
the #1 overall pick slot.
That would be comical.

The rams don't need a QB, they have Bradford.
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Machado wrote:Imagine if the Colts win another game and remove themselves from
the #1 overall pick slot.
That would be comical.

The rams don't need a QB, they have Bradford.
Even if they lost that pick, there's plent of great fucking defensive players on that LSU team that will be available after Luck goes.
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