The NFL Thread

Machado · Post by **Machado** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:14 pm

Redskins at Dallas this Thurs:

Who you got and why?

Dallas will probably be without D. Murray again(sprained foot) and probably
their tackle, T. Smith(bad ankle) in this game.
2 players they sorely need on the field in order to help that lagging running
game and for pass protection.

Throw out the records when these 2 teams meet because of their long
rivalry.
Anything can happen during this game, but if Dallas wants to save their season and keep a playoff hope alive, they will play a much better game on offense on Thurs and get the victory.

poizond13 · Post by **poizond13** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:20 pm

poizond13 wrote:Levy:

You are trolling so hard now it's sad. Is this really what you do to take your mind off another horrible Redskins season?

I've asked you before, I'll ask you again. What excuse did I make? Please, I'd love to know since you are so excited about it. But I'm sure you'll ignore this question just like the Texans fag.

Levy, do you just make shit up to distract yourself from reality? Because here's the reality. Now that the dust has settled, the Colts are 6-4 and own the 5th seed in the AFC, good enough for a playoff berth. The Skins are 4-6, with no chance of making the playoffs, and an owner and coach that you admit are pathetic. So I guess I can see why you make shit up instead of looking at reality.

Here's some more reality:

Remember when you said it was funny and you were happy that Peyton Manning got injured?

Remember when you said Reggie Wayne was a terrible signing?

Remember when you said the Redskins would be good this year?

Crazy Levi · Post by **Crazy Levi** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:21 pm

Crazy Levi wrote:E(xcuses)13, I know you are trolling but:

I do NOT remember when I said the Redskins would be good this year. Please post where I did and refresh my memory.

I do remember saying Pierre Garcon was a good pickup. It is possible, one day, that may be true. Just like it's way too soon to call Andrew Leaf a bust just because he threw as many INTs yesterday as Rg3 has in his whole career, it's clearly too soon to say Garcon was not a good pickup. Maybe he'll get healthy and live up to expectations.

So, now that I've answered TWO of your stupid rhetorical questions, how about you answer a couple of mine? Pick any two:

Remember when you said Peyton Manning would not be released by the COlts, ever?

Remember when you called us all retards for saying Peyton wouldn't play last year?

Remember when you said the Colts would beat the Saints in the Super Bowl?

Remember when you said Andrew Luck would win the MVP this season ?

Remember when you said the scab refs would be "if anything, better" than the regular refs?

Remember when you said RG3 would be a bust?

Remember when you said we need to "wait a year" to evaluate RG3, and then you declared Andrew Leaf a "future MVP and Hall of Famer" after 2 games?

Remember when you welched on your Super Bowl bet because you are a spineless douchebag?

Remember when you said the Colts would win games with Kerry Collins as starter?

Remember when you said you NEVER celebrate player injuries, and then months later gloated about Schaub being hurt, and told Texans fans to eat shit?

Remember every stupid thing you've ever said? No? Well, visit this thread:

viewtopic.php?f=13&t=256787

poizond13 · Post by **poizond13** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:21 pm

Crazy Levi wrote:The aftermath of the Patriots FRANCHISE RECORD beat down of the hapless Colts, and Andrew Leaf's Todd-Marinovich like performance is absolutely awesome.

It's brought back the E(xcuses)13 we all know and love. Seriously...the past 24 hours have been a fucking greatest hits from Gregggg!

We've got

-making shit up. Complete fabrication of things others have said and done.

-calling everybody else a troll, at the exact same time he is trolling.

-Excuses, excuses, excuses. "I'm not making excuses, but here's why I don't really give the Patriots credit" for their HISTORIC beat-down, a humiliating defeat that's as brutal as any NFL team has suffered this year

-Posting Hack and Homer articles to back up his retarded opinions, as if that's gonna suddenly make us realize that 59-24 isn't as bad as it looks.

-"Hoss" and "Son"

-Bringing up shit from 5 seasons ago, as if that's somehow relevant to the humiliation suffered by Colts nation yesterday

-And, my personal favorite E(xcuses)13 gambit - "The Question."
You guys know this one, where he asks you some stupid "how long have you been beating your wife" type question that nobody is going to answer, and makes 5 straight posts where he said "Just answer the question! It's a simple question, why won't you answer it!"

Yes, this has it all - all the E(xcuses)13 greatest hits in one tidy place! It's like a Poison setlist!

If I'm leaving any out, please add them. Surely there's something I missed.

Levy, I'm happy for you. If one game can make a miserable Redskins fan happy, that's great. It can't be easy enduring miserable season after miserable season for decades on end.

poizond13 · Post by **poizond13** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:22 pm

Levy:

Colts: 6-4
Redskins: 4-6

Your reply?

Crazy Levi · Post by **Crazy Levi** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:24 pm

Ahh, E(xcuses)13, "The Question." How fresh and exciting!

My reply-

Washington Redskins - THREE Lombardi Trophies.
Indianapolis Colts - ONE Lombardi Trophy.

Three > One.

Your reply?

poizond13 · Post by **poizond13** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:28 pm

Crazy Levi wrote:Ahh, E(xcuses)13, "The Question." How fresh and exciting!

My reply-

Washington Redskins - THREE Lombardi Trophies.
Indianapolis Colts - ONE Lombardi Trophy.

Three > One.

Your reply?

The Colts have two Lombardi trophies, get your facts straight. My next question to you is, when was the last time the Skins won one? Surely it's during this century, right?

Your reply?

poizond13 · Post by **poizond13** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:31 pm

Levy, you are really asking for it. I've been pretty low key during this magnificent Colts season. After all our big wins, I haven't felt the need to gloat much. But that will all change now. For the next decade plus, while the Redskins continue to be miserable as usual, and the Colts continue on to greatness, I'm going to rub it in to no end. You will NEVER hear the end of it. You'll be forced to ignore this place permanently. And when you ask yourself why, you'll only be able to blame yourself.

When Roger Griffith II starts actually throwing the ball more and people realize he's a bust, you will NEVER hear the end of it.

Crazy Levi · Post by **Crazy Levi** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:32 pm

The INDIANAPOLIS COLTS have won one Lombardi trophy.

But this is just typical P13 trolling. Why are we discussing this?

I'm still trying to figure out why you think a QB who just threw TWO pick 6s in one game, and was responsible for 4 turnovers in the first big test of his career is worthy of being part of the MVP discussion.

Your reply?

Crazy Levi · Post by **Crazy Levi** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:34 pm

poizond13 wrote:Levy, you are really asking for it. I've been pretty low key during this magnificent Colts season. After all our big wins, I haven't felt the need to gloat much. But that will all change now. For the next decade plus, while the Redskins continue to be miserable as usual, and the Colts continue on to greatness, I'm going to rub it in to no end. You will NEVER hear the end of it. You'll be forced to ignore this place permanently. And when you ask yourself why, you'll only be able to blame yourself.

OOOOOOOOHHHH did you hear him?

NOW I've done it!

E(xcuses)13 is gonna let me have it now!

Wow, between E(xcuses)13 and Acefrehely'sbeer I'm not gonna be able to make a post around here without suffering the consequences.

poizond13 · Post by **poizond13** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:34 pm

Crazy Levi wrote:The INDIANAPOLIS COLTS have won one Lombardi trophy.

But this is just typical P13 trolling. Why are we discussing this?

I'm still trying to figure out why you think a QB who just threw TWO pick 6s in one game, and was responsible for 4 turnovers in the first big test of his career is worthy of being part of the MVP discussion.

Your reply?

Levy, I want you to go over to the Indianapolis Colts headquarters in Indianapolis. I want you to go inside and tell me how many Lombardi trophies are on display.

Your reply?

poizond13 · Post by **poizond13** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:36 pm

Levy: You mad bro? Clearly years of being a Redskins fan has made you angry and miserable. If you want to become a Colts fan now, I understand. You can be a fan of a team with a good owner and real QB. What do you say? This offer won't last forever.

poizond13 · Post by **poizond13** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:38 pm

crazy levy wrote:I'll say it again:

Shanahan sucks
The Redskins Suck
Snyder Sucks

I tip my hat to the rest of the league - the magnificent Andrew Luck included - and call them my daddies.

Now he suddenly loves the Skins again. FAIR WEATHER FAN.

Crazy Levi · Post by **Crazy Levi** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:39 pm

Really, E(xcuses)13, I understand why you wouldn't want to talk about Ryan Leaf's abysmal performance yesterday, going completely tits up in the first real test of his career, but THIS is what you want to hang your hat on?!

Again, the INDIANAPOLIS COLTS have won a single Lombardi Trophy.

The BALTIMORE COLTS also won one.

You live in Baltimore? I know you keep homes in Indanoplace as well as CHicago, but who knew you had a summer home in Charm City?

But hey, that's great. So let's say the Colts organization has two Lombardi Trophies.

GREAT!

Ok, now that we have established that three is more than two, please tell me how a QB who just had one of the worst performances any QB has had this season can hope to compete with RG3 for rookie of the year, much less MVP?

Your reply?

poizond13 · Post by **poizond13** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:42 pm

Crazy Levi wrote:Really, E(xcuses)13, I understand why you wouldn't want to talk about Ryan Leaf's abysmal performance yesterday, going completely tits up in the first real test of his career, but THIS is what you want to hang your hat on?!

Again, the INDIANAPOLIS COLTS have won a single Lombardi Trophy.

The BALTIMORE COLTS also won one.

You live in Baltimore? I know you keep homes in Indanoplace as well as CHicago, but who knew you had a summer home in Charm City?

But hey, that's great. So let's say the Colts organization has two Lombardi Trophies.

GREAT!

Ok, now that we have established that three is more than two, please tell me how a QB who just had one of the worst performances any QB has had this season can hope to compete with RG3 for rookie of the year, much less MVP?

Your reply?

I will reply when you tell me when's the last time the Skins won a Super Bowl. Why are you ducking the question? I really want to know.

poizond13 · Post by **poizond13** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:43 pm

Crazy Levi wrote: please tell me how a QB who just had one of the worst performances any QB has had this season can hope to compete with RG3 for rookie of the year, much less MVP?

Your reply?

I can't answer your question, because your assumption that that was one of the worst QB performances is invalid. That would be wrong, and we'd be proceeding from a false assumption. Get back to me with a more valid question.

poizond13 · Post by **poizond13** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:44 pm

poizond13 wrote:
crazy levy wrote:I'll say it again:

Shanahan sucks
The Redskins Suck
Snyder Sucks

I tip my hat to the rest of the league - the magnificent Andrew Luck included - and call them my daddies.
Now he suddenly loves the Skins again. FAIR WEATHER FAN.

Crazy Levi · Post by **Crazy Levi** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:46 pm

"The Question"

D(flection)13
E(xcuses)13
We13

Gotta love it. Never change Gregggg!

How would you like to make a bet?

I think RG3 will win rookie of the year.

You think Andrew Leaf will.

If RG3 wins it, I get to pick your sig. Which you'll wear until the start of the 2013 season.

If Andrew Leaf wins it, you get to pick mine.

If neither wins it, bet is off.

What do you say bro?

ANSWER THE QUESTION! ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!! ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!!!

exitflagger · Post by **exitflagger** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:48 pm

Just checking; did anybody bet against me?

No?

Crazy Levi · Post by **Crazy Levi** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 2:18 pm

Crazy Levi wrote: Gotta love it. Never change Gregggg!

How would you like to make a bet?

I think RG3 will win rookie of the year.

You think Andrew Leaf will.

If RG3 wins it, I get to pick your sig. Which you'll wear until the start of the 2013 season.

If Andrew Leaf wins it, you get to pick mine.

If neither wins it, bet is off.

What do you say bro?

WOW...THAT stopped D(flection)13 in his fucking tracks, no?

He's answering my posts seconds after I make them, for 5 minutes straight, and then suddenly, RADIO SILENCE?

Come on E(xcuses)13...you can't WELCH on a bet without making one first!

Sack up, it'll be fun. We can even make a "no gay porn" provisions, and say it's strictly sports-related.

So?

You STILL haven't answered the question!

exitflagger · Post by **exitflagger** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 2:27 pm

poizond13 wrote: the Colts lost

bane · Post by **bane** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:57 pm

We interrupt your regularly scheduled program for these announcements:

Willis Mcgahee tears MCL and has leg fracture.

Ed Reed suspended one game for head hunting.

Byron Leftwich has fractured ribs.

Might shake up the AFC playoff picture a bit?

Now back to "As P-13's Ass Burns"

Tymaster · Post by **Tymaster** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 4:14 pm

bane wrote:We interrupt your regularly scheduled program for these announcements:

Willis Mcgahee tears MCL and has leg fracture.

Ed Reed suspended one game for head hunting.

Byron Leftwich has fractured ribs.

Might shake up the AFC playoff picture a bit?

Now back to "As P-13's Ass Burns"

The Bengals look to get back in the playoff hunt but I wouldn't be too concerned. The Steelers can still get things done with their 2nd or 3rd string QBs. That's not a knock on Big Ben, it's a compliment to the organization. Less than ten sub .500 seasons since 1970. They get things done when they have to. When the Bengals play contenders when it counts, they melt.

Machado · Post by **Machado** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 4:16 pm

bane wrote:We interrupt your regularly scheduled program for these announcements:
Now back to "As P-13's Ass Burns"

Tymaster · Post by **Tymaster** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 4:21 pm

bane wrote:
Machado wrote:Tymaster and someone else here predicted a Browns win
at Dallas today.
Phew..............that was close.
I have not seen the Browns all season. How are they so awful in the standings?
There defense is very, very good and the front 4 today was blowing up
the depleted Dallas O-Line just about all game.
Dallas had no business winning the game.
They came out flat. I think Dallas underestimated the Browns and how physical that team plays.
After watching this game, I still don't understand how the Browns have such a poor record this season.
The Browns have lost a lot of really close games. They look like a team that is very close to being a real competitor. They just need to figure out how to close. Pittsburgh and Baltimore are getting old. I could see a shift in that division in the not too distant future.

Holmgren is a ghost BUT he and Heckert have actually infused this team with a solid young nucleus. Now, the billionaire owner needs to instill a coach that can win with that team stat. Not sure Weeden is the QB though. May be drafting a QB again and signing a veteran back up AGAIN.

Pittsburgh, loathe as I am to say it, never stay down for long. Look at their record since 1970. Always in the hunt. I've learned to accept it. Baltimore is fizzling though. Cincy, have only made the playoffs in consecutive seasons once in their entire history. With Mike Brown in charge I don't think that will change.

dtmfs · Post by **dtmfs** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 4:44 pm

When Roger Griffith II starts actually throwing the ball more and people realize he's a bust, you will NEVER hear the end of it.

Do You actually think Luck wouldn't love to be able to have the kind of day Griffin had Yesrerday and Alex smith had last month? He might for once not have to keep his entire arm submerged into ice after chucking it 50 fucking times. I mean thats not really so bad when he completes 30-40 passes, but You see the results when he's barely over 50%, QB's dread days like that because more often than not the go along with a big L. I'm not trying to be too hard on Luck, QB's like that are fun to watch(think, Moon, Marino, Brees) but only one of those listed has a ring. Trust Me Luck wants a great RB behind him to take the pressure off and keep the defense guessing, If he dosent get that odds are he'll pile up big numbers with nothing to show for it.

Luminiferous · Post by **Luminiferous** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:35 pm

My buddy put this on his Facebook:

"I caught the opening drive of the Chiefs/Bengals game..

Cassel and the offense looked great, but then the Bengals realized the game had actually started and well there that went...."

AliceManson · Post by **AliceManson** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:45 am

Like anybody is surprised, Alex Smith's job is in jeopardy again.

bane · Post by **bane** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:01 am

AliceManson wrote:Like anybody is surprised, Alex Smith's job is in jeopardy again.

Alex Smith is a hack. Kaepernick is obviously the future. That guy can play. I don't know if you want a guy with so little experience leading you into the playoffs though. They aren't going up against Jason Campbell every week.

Crazy Levi · Post by **Crazy Levi** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:12 am

bane wrote:
AliceManson wrote:Like anybody is surprised, Alex Smith's job is in jeopardy again.
Alex Smith is a hack. Kaepernick is obviously the future. That guy can play. I don't know if you want a guy with so little experience leading you into the playoffs though. They aren't going up against Jason Campbell every week.

Campbell sucks - I saw the same guy I knew and loved in dc - no pocket presence, poor reads.

That being said I'm sure cutler was glad he wasn't in there last night. That Chicago line should be ashamed of itself.

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