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I've never seen anyone here so obsessed with having to have another team to insult.
Have you read P-13's posts? He talks about two things, Colts (and ex Colts IE Manning) and any negative he can find about Colts rivals.

ETA: NS does seem to have a little more hatred for divisional rivals than your average dude. I've seen him slam Green Bay and Detroit lots of times. Haven't seen much about Chicago though.
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bane wrote:
sin wrote:

I've never seen anyone here so obsessed with having to have another team to insult.
Have you read P-13's posts? He talks about two things, Colts (and ex Colts IE Manning) and any negative he can find about Colts rivals.

ETA: NS does seem to have a little more hatred for divisional rivals than your average dude. I've seen him slam Green Bay and Detroit lots of times. Haven't seen much about Chicago though.
Yeah, I'm done. Don't want to turn this into the feud P-13 has going with Levi. Was just sticking up for 'my' team.
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Suh gets fined 30K, refuses to apologize to Schaub. Even if it was an accident, how do you not say, "Sorry dude, I really didn't mean to kick you in the balls."? What a dick.
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bane wrote:Suh gets fined 30K, refuses to apologize to Schaub. Even if it was an accident, how do you not say, "Sorry dude, I really didn't mean to kick you in the balls."? What a dick.
This!

Dude has no compassion.
One of these days an OL is going to chop block him on a play and you know
Suh is going to demand an apology, but won't get one.
Fucking hypocrite!
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Machado wrote:
bane wrote:Suh gets fined 30K, refuses to apologize to Schaub. Even if it was an accident, how do you not say, "Sorry dude, I really didn't mean to kick you in the balls."? What a dick.
This!

Dude has no compassion.
One of these days an OL is going to chop block him on a play and you know
Suh is going to demand an apology, but won't get one.
Fucking hypocrite!
Uhh...he's a hypocrite for something he hasn't done yet?

Nice angle.
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Yeah, I'm not really seeing the hypocrisy either. He's an asshole, but no reason to call him a hypocrite.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
Machado wrote:
bane wrote:Suh gets fined 30K, refuses to apologize to Schaub. Even if it was an accident, how do you not say, "Sorry dude, I really didn't mean to kick you in the balls."? What a dick.
This!

Dude has no compassion.
One of these days an OL is going to chop block him on a play and you know
Suh is going to demand an apology, but won't get one.
Fucking hypocrite!
Uhh...he's a hypocrite for something he hasn't done yet?

Nice angle.
Suh is a bitch.
Remember his reaction last year after he stomped the GB player?
He was whining, almost crying to his coach & pleading that he did not
do anything.
Fuck him!
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bane wrote:Yeah, I'm not really seeing the hypocrisy either. He's an asshole, but no reason to call him a hypocrite.
But in the future, he will be chop blocked, and then demand an apology, which is why he is clearly a hypocrite, or will be in the future.

it's some crazy ass time-travel shit.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
bane wrote:Yeah, I'm not really seeing the hypocrisy either. He's an asshole, but no reason to call him a hypocrite.
But in the future, he will be chop blocked, and then demand an apology, which is why he is clearly a hypocrite, or will be in the future.

it's some crazy ass time-travel shit.
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WTF wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:
bane wrote:Yeah, I'm not really seeing the hypocrisy either. He's an asshole, but no reason to call him a hypocrite.
But in the future, he will be chop blocked, and then demand an apology, which is why he is clearly a hypocrite, or will be in the future.

it's some crazy ass time-travel shit.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
it's some crazy ass time-travel shit.
That's deep. Suh is an asshole of epic proportions. Like my team's QB.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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I love how Muchacho is such a crusader against dirty play in football.

After a mean hit, he should duck into a phone booth, change into a cape and a leotard with a big 'M' on the front, run out onto the field and lash the offending player repeatedly with a wet noodle.
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Problem is no one is going to be able to talk any sense into him or convince him to get help until its to late. If the Lions get rid of him,( and I wish they would since its a big negative target on them.) Another coach with a struggling D will give him a chance.

Before that kick he only had one penalty this year and that was for offsides, but his record off the field has gotten worse.
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sin wrote:Problem is no one is going to be able to talk any sense into him or convince him to get help until its to late. If the Lions get rid of him,( and I wish they would since its a big negative target on them.) Another coach with a struggling D will give him a chance.

Before that kick he only had one penalty this year and that was for offsides, but his record off the field has gotten worse.
I haven't watched the guy play much, but what I have seen is a really, really talented guy that appears to have a screw loose. He just doesn't seem to get it. He looks like he is genuinely trying to injure the competition . How little he's been penalized this year doesn't matter. I saw 3 plays he should have been flagged for on Thursday. Maybe he's just figured out how to be sneaky about it. All his shit is after the play when nobody is looking his way anyway. I'd like to see what he could become under a coach like Capers, or even a Kubiak. A guy like Schwartz is just going to ruin that dude.
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sin, you would be ten times worse than p13 to argue Schwartz isn't a pudwack, You know it, I know it and the world knows it.

And I don't "feud."
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If the NFL says they can't find anything that says it was intentional how do you then fine the guy 30 grand?

No matter how hard ESPN tries to call Jon Gruden the next John Madden I just don't see it, you can tell the guy believes his own hype whenever you see him on tv.

He sucks as an announcer he's always explaining shit like you've played the game you're whole life "now watch this spider 3 play and watch the guard in the slot 3 position" WTF are you talking about?

And his stupid way of giving everybody nicknames "I like to call this guy the milkman cause he always delivers the bread" again WTF are you saying how bout you just shut up and take a coaching job all ready.

If you ask me Cris Collinsworth is the best in the buisness and him and Al Michaels are the best announcing team.
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eddie lee roth wrote: If you ask me Cris Collinsworth is the best in the buisness and him and Al Michaels are the best announcing team.

I don't think anybody can argue with that.
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AliceManson wrote:
eddie lee roth wrote: If you ask me Cris Collinsworth is the best in the buisness and him and Al Michaels are the best announcing team.

I don't think anybody can argue with that.
I don't dislike Collinsworth, but the best in the business? Not sure about that. Close though. I think I like Phil Simms more.

No question about Al Michaels.
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AliceManson wrote:
eddie lee roth wrote: If you ask me Cris Collinsworth is the best in the buisness and him and Al Michaels are the best announcing team.

I don't think anybody can argue with that.
Al Michaels is clearly the best. I agree 1,000%

Collinsworth is lame. His voice is soft and the way he sticks to a point and beats that to death is annoying.

I prefer Simms or Troy Aikman in the NFL.

By the way, Joe Buck sucks in the NFL and MLB!
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Machado wrote:
Collinsworth is lame. His voice is soft and the way he sticks to a point and beats that to death is annoying.

I prefer Simms or Troy Aikman in the NFL.

By the way, Joe Buck sucks in the NFL and MLB!
At least Collinsworth doesn't come across like an egotistical know-it-all like some of those guys.

Joe Buck is clearly one of the worst there is. And for as much knowledge as Tim McCarver has in MLB, I cannot stand him.
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DICK Enberg and Don Crigui are the best play by plays guys. Best color guy, maybe Aikman.
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eddie lee roth wrote:If the NFL says they can't find anything that says it was intentional how do you then fine the guy 30 grand?
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They fine guys for unintentional helmet hits all the time. I think they probably thought it was a leg whip that had an unlucky for Schaub landing. Interesting that they also fined a Texan special teams player for a helpless receiver hit on a returner that didn't call for a fair catch. Isn't that what the fair catch rule is there for? That one is a head scratcher to me. I don't remember the play from the game, just saw it in the news and thought it was weird.
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NeverSurrender wrote:DICK Enberg and Don Crigui are the best play by plays guys. Best color guy, maybe Aikman.

hororable mention to Dick Stockton
i can't recall if he works for fox or cbs during the nfl season, but i've always appreciated his play by play
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http://blogs.suntimes.com/bears/2012/11 ... lance.html

Jaren Allen fined only 21K for hit
on Bears player Louis

Cheap-shot and very illegal. Reminded me on a video game.
Allen launched himself, led with his head/shoulder and tore the guy's
knee up as a result.

Curious how the NFL decides that 21K is reasonable.
Not 20
Not 22
But 21K is the fine.

Goodell and his peeps have no balls and no control over the league.
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21K has been a standard fine this year.seems to be a pretty arbitrary number , but everything about the NFLs punishment process seems arbitrary. I think they should do it on a scale based on the players salary. Make it a percentage. 21k is pocket change to a guy like Allen, but its a whole game check for some guys.
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Andre Johnson won offensive player of the month after looking like he was washed up early in the season. Good for him. He's been playing out of his mind the past few weeks. His numbers the past few games are ridiculous.
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Machado wrote:
By the way, Joe Buck sucks in the NFL and MLB!
I don't mind Buck because he knows he has the job because of his father. Someone even asked him about the best way to break into the business and he said 'have a father who was a legend in broadcasting'.

Or something to that effect.
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johnk5150 wrote:
Machado wrote:
By the way, Joe Buck sucks in the NFL and MLB!
I don't mind Buck because he knows he has the job because of his father. Someone even asked him about the best way to break into the business and he said 'have a father who was a legend in broadcasting'.

Or something to that effect.
I think Joe Buck is really good. I don't get all this broadcaster judging. Some are better than others, but I really dont pay much attention. The only guy that ever really got on my nerves was Theisman.
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Let's discuss the game tonight.
Saints at Falcons

I'll take the Saints to win a close game.
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Falcons. The saints are done.
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