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bane wrote:Congrats to the Texans for their second consecutive AFC South title. That was the first Colts game I've watched this year. Their running back was impressive and their defense was much better than expected. Their QB Looked very pedestrian. Minus the one blown coverage 70 yard TD, he didnt do much of anything all game. JJ Watt was a monster. I'll bet Luck has nightmares about him.
Andrew Leaf takes FAR too many sacks, throws way too many incompletions, and chucks far too many INTs, and has yet to develop into a true star. His team's surprising wild card run is thanks due to aging stars like Reggie Wayne, some lucky breaks, and an absolute cupcake of a schedule. Look what happens when they play a DECENT team like the Pats or the Texans - they get embarrassed.

If they do squeak into the playoffs, it'll be a short and brutal run for them. That's what backing into the playoffs on the road by beating shitty teams all year does for you.
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bane wrote:Congrats to the Texans for their second consecutive AFC South title. That was the first Colts game I've watched this year. Their running back was impressive and their defense was much better than expected. Their QB Looked very pedestrian. Minus the one blown coverage 70 yard TD, he didnt do much of anything all game. JJ Watt was a monster. I'll bet Luck has nightmares about him.
Andrew Leaf takes FAR too many sacks, throws way too many incompletions, and chucks far too many INTs, and has yet to develop into a true star. His team's surprising wild card run is thanks due to aging stars like Reggie Wayne, some lucky breaks, and an absolute cupcake of a schedule. Look what happens when they play a DECENT team like the Pats or the Texans - they get embarrassed.

If they do squeak into the playoffs, it'll be a short and brutal run for them. That's what backing into the playoffs on the road by beating shitty teams all year does for you.
If Indy gets in they are going to either Denver, Baltimore, or New England. Where they will be 10+ point underdogs. And lose by twice that.
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Cowboys win another close game.

B. Carr made a great play to step in front of the Ben pass in OT
and return the ball to the 1 yard line.

3 way tie in NFC East with the Giants big loss to ATL and the Skins
winning earlier today.
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bane wrote:Congrats to the Texans for their second consecutive AFC South title. That was the first Colts game I've watched this year. Their running back was impressive and their defense was much better than expected. Their QB Looked very pedestrian. Minus the one blown coverage 70 yard TD, he didnt do much of anything all game. JJ Watt was a monster. I'll bet Luck has nightmares about him.
So you've been running your mouth about Luck ALL YEAR without even watching him play? And they wonder why I call people ignorant. :lol: :lol: :lol:


Congrats to the Texans, indeed. Next year it's back to the cellar, as usual. Schaub is average at best, and that is being complimentary. He'll never be elite or close to it. He had good protection all day and still wasn't that great. Luck was under heavy duress all game and managed to get by without making many mistakes. Granted it wasn't his best game, but he did what he could without any protection. I admit we won't go far in the playoffs unless the O-Line somehow improves. When are you going to admit that the Texans are pretenders, and will not go anywhere in the playoffs?
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bane wrote:Congrats to the Texans for their second consecutive AFC South title. That was the first Colts game I've watched this year. Their running back was impressive and their defense was much better than expected. Their QB Looked very pedestrian. Minus the one blown coverage 70 yard TD, he didnt do much of anything all game. JJ Watt was a monster. I'll bet Luck has nightmares about him.
Andrew Leaf takes FAR too many sacks, throws way too many incompletions, and chucks far too many INTs, and has yet to develop into a true star. His team's surprising wild card run is thanks due to aging stars like Reggie Wayne, some lucky breaks, and an absolute cupcake of a schedule. Look what happens when they play a DECENT team like the Pats or the Texans - they get embarrassed.

If they do squeak into the playoffs, it'll be a short and brutal run for them. That's what backing into the playoffs on the road by beating shitty teams all year does for you.
Washington: 8-6
Colts: 9-5

All your excuses and explanations don't mean shit in the face of the facts, boy.
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Redskins - First Place
Colts - Second Place

Not a good week for certain excuse makers around here. As if ONE measly win advantage with a cupcake schedule is supposed to impress anybody. Really bad week for certain idiots to be talking shit, but I guess you just can't shut some morons up.

Excuses excuses excuses. And While the Colts are trying to excuse their way into the playoffs as a second-place Wild Card, the Skins are going for a DIVISION TITLE.

All the excuses in the world can't change the facts!

:lol:

NFL Network today during the Texans' win highlights...

"Luck...who really wasn't very good today..."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Schaub is average at best, and that is being complimentary. He'll never be elite or close to it.
Wait a minute, He threw for over 500 yards earlier this year and His Jersey was taken to Canton, I seem to recall You slobbering over a guys nuts for throwing for 400 and having his jersey sent to Canton, Come on now the most important stat for a QB is yards remember? It was funny watching Luck try to pad some stats with 20 seconds left, got to get those yards!! :lol:
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Crazy Levi wrote:Redskins - First Place
Colts - Second Place

Not a good week for certain excuse makers around here. As if ONE measly win advantage with a cupcake schedule is supposed to impress anybody. Really bad week for certain idiots to be talking shit, but I guess you just can't shut some morons up.

Excuses excuses excuses. And While the Colts are trying to excuse their way into the playoffs as a second-place Wild Card, the Skins are going for a DIVISION TITLE.

All the excuses in the world can't change the facts!

:lol:

NFL Network today during the Texans' win highlights...

"Luck...who really wasn't very good today..."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
The excuses keep coming. This is a disease, Levy. We can get you help. :lol:

I'm surprised he's still rooting for the Skins with the celebrity that is RLeaf3 out.
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Crazy Levi wrote: "Luck...who really wasn't very good today..."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Luck was bad enough to make Ryan Tannehill look like joe montana in comparison. Russel Wilson I think has easily surpassed Luck as far chances at ROY go as well.
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First place teams don't MAKE excuses. They don't have to.

That's for teams like the Colts trying to sneak in via wild card.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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bane wrote:Congrats to the Texans for their second consecutive AFC South title. That was the first Colts game I've watched this year. Their running back was impressive and their defense was much better than expected. Their QB Looked very pedestrian. Minus the one blown coverage 70 yard TD, he didnt do much of anything all game. JJ Watt was a monster. I'll bet Luck has nightmares about him.
It's hard to get you post read in this sea of Luck/RG3 garbage.

Next week Vikes @ Texans.
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dtmfs wrote:
poizond13 wrote:


Schaub is average at best, and that is being complimentary. He'll never be elite or close to it.
Wait a minute, He threw for over 500 yards earlier this year and His Jersey was taken to Canton, I seem to recall You slobbering over a guys nuts for throwing for 400 and having his jersey sent to Canton, Come on now the most important stat for a QB is yards remember? It was funny watching Luck try to pad some stats with 20 seconds left, got to get those yards!! :lol:
What are you blabbering about? Luck has about 500 more yards than Schaub. OWNED.

What's your excuse now?
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Crazy Levi wrote:First place teams don't MAKE excuses. They don't have to.

That's for teams like the Colts trying to sneak in via wild card.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
So now your angle is that the Skins are somehow better than the Colts because they play in a weaker division and have a WORSE record?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Fans of first place teams don't come up with "angles."

They don't have to.

That's for fans of teams like the Colts, struggling to sneak into the playoffs as a wild card.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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dtmfs wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote: "Luck...who really wasn't very good today..."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Luck was bad enough to make Ryan Tannehill look like joe montana in comparison. Russel Wilson I think has easily surpassed Luck as far chances at ROY go as well.
Too bad your real butt buddy was on the sideline and fell even further behind in the ROY race.
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poizond13 wrote: What are you blabbering about? Luck has about 500 more yards than Schaub. OWNED.

What's your excuse now?
I was talking about single games You dumbfuck, and How stupid You look for swinging on lucks balls no matter what, whats that other stat you keep bringing up? Oh yeah wins, Who's got the advantage there Schaub or Luck, I wonder?
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poizond13 wrote:Too bad your real butt buddy was on the sideline and fell even further behind in the ROY race.
You wouldnt be talking about RG3 would you? like Levi said standing on the sidelines He had a better day than Luck, His team fucking won, meanwhile Luck was getting ass raped by JJ Watt.
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Levi you seem to love this quote thing, can you post your quotes week 8 and 9 of the season you made?

i believe thats during the Skins 3 game skid and you came back after a win in week 10

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LAglamrocker wrote:Levi you seem to love this quote thing, can you post your quotes week 8 and 9 of the season you made?

i believe thats during the Skins 3 game skid and you came back after a win in week 10

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You post it, dipshit.

Here's a lovely quote from you...
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funny you came back when the win streak started


I've hated Manning for life

keep looking for those quotes, you quit on the team


yea its true this Broncos Superbowl win will came with an asterisk
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LAglamrocker wrote:funny you came back when the win streak started


I've hated Manning for life

keep looking for those quotes, you quit on the team


yea its true this Broncos Superbowl win will came with an asterisk
Actually He was here admitting that The Redskins sucked at the time and even that Luck was out performing RG3.
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dtmfs wrote:
LAglamrocker wrote:funny you came back when the win streak started


I've hated Manning for life

keep looking for those quotes, you quit on the team


yea its true this Broncos Superbowl win will came with an asterisk
Actually He was here admitting that The Redskins sucked at the time and even that Luck was out performing RG3.
Well I don't know if I ever admitted THAT... :lol:
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Well I don't know if I ever admitted THAT... :lol:
Cant remember the exact words But P13 alo accused You of leaving only to be reminded that You were posting after those losses.
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NeverSurrender wrote:
bane wrote:Congrats to the Texans for their second consecutive AFC South title. That was the first Colts game I've watched this year. Their running back was impressive and their defense was much better than expected. Their QB Looked very pedestrian. Minus the one blown coverage 70 yard TD, he didnt do much of anything all game. JJ Watt was a monster. I'll bet Luck has nightmares about him.
It's hard to get you post read in this sea of Luck/RG3 garbage.

Next week Vikes @ Texans.
Peterson scares the shit out of me. That guy is a man among boys.
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bane wrote:
Next week Vikes @ Texans.
Peterson scares the shit out of me. That guy is a man among boys.
Do the Texans actually have to win more games? Is home field or a bye still in reach?

The Vikes surely need to win to keep their slim playoff hopes alive. If they make it Peterson has to be the MVP.
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poizond13 wrote:
bane wrote:Congrats to the Texans for their second consecutive AFC South title. That was the first Colts game I've watched this year. Their running back was impressive and their defense was much better than expected. Their QB Looked very pedestrian. Minus the one blown coverage 70 yard TD, he didnt do much of anything all game. JJ Watt was a monster. I'll bet Luck has nightmares about him.
So you've been running your mouth about Luck ALL YEAR without even watching him play? And they wonder why I call people ignorant. :lol: :lol: :lol:


Congrats to the Texans, indeed. Next year it's back to the cellar, as usual. Schaub is average at best, and that is being complimentary. He'll never be elite or close to it. He had good protection all day and still wasn't that great. Luck was under heavy duress all game and managed to get by without making many mistakes. Granted it wasn't his best game, but he did what he could without any protection. I admit we won't go far in the playoffs unless the O-Line somehow improves. When are you going to admit that the Texans are pretenders, and will not go anywhere in the playoffs?
I have never once "talked shit" about Andrew Luck. I have listed stats that say that RG3 is having a better year. I've also stated that I think he'll be great. I like Andrew Luck. He played at the same high school as my kids. He's a neigh or hood kid. I'm rooting for him. As for Schaub, he is slightly better than average. Ive never stated otherwise. His team still kicked your ass today and won the division again , contrary to your bleeding ass prediction last year. Lick your wounds. You are currently the Texans bitch.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
bane wrote:
Next week Vikes @ Texans.
Peterson scares the shit out of me. That guy is a man among boys.
Do the Texans actually have to win more games? Is home field or a bye still in reach?

The Vikes surely need to win to keep their slim playoff hopes alive. If they make it Peterson has to be the MVP.
Yes. Home field is very much up for grand. Houston has a one game lead.
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Well Colts fans better hope they can beat the CHiefs next week.

If they have to beat the Texans to get in - and the Texans have to WIN - it could be ugly for the second-place team trying to weasel into the playoffs via Wild Card.
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I'm guessing we hear from Crabfan soon...
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Even if they don't complete the comeback, what Brady is doing now is badass.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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