The NFL Thread

[poizond13]

The secret to making Bane melt down is making fun of Tom Brady. It's his sweet spot.

[bane]

Johnson had 150 YDs. Foster had 180 YDs and JJ had 3 sacks 10 tackles and 4 tackles for loss. Other than one play, Luck lost more YDs to sacks than he threw at the half. The Texans also had an ass ton of dumb ass penalties, only scored field goals 4 times in the red zone and gave up a 70+ TD On one play. Indy converted 1, yes 1, 3rd down. Yeah, Indy really gave em a game.

[poizond13]

Johnson had 150 YDs. Foster had 180 YDs and JJ had 3 sacks 10 tackles and 4 tackles for loss. Other than one play, Luck lost more YDs to sacks than he threw at the half. The Texans also had an ass ton of dumb ass penalties, only scored field goals 4 times in the red zone and gave up a 70+ TD On one play. Indy converted 1, yes 1, 3rd down. Yeah, Indy really gave em a game.

The Colts made two huge mistakes which directly resulted in a 14 point swing toward the Texans. The Texans won by 12. So yes, we did give them the game with those two plays, which were unforced errors and mental lapses.

[dtmfs]

But of course those great games by Foster, Johnson and Watt didn't mean jack shit in the greater scheme of things, Nahh!!! and Adrian Peterson had nothing to do with the vikes win today either, it was the other teams damn mental lapses.

[demolition23]

Johnson had 150 YDs. Foster had 180 YDs and JJ had 3 sacks 10 tackles and 4 tackles for loss. Other than one play, Luck lost more YDs to sacks than he threw at the half. The Texans also had an ass ton of dumb ass penalties, only scored field goals 4 times in the red zone and gave up a 70+ TD On one play. Indy converted 1, yes 1, 3rd down. Yeah, Indy really gave em a game.

The Colts made two huge mistakes which directly resulted in a 14 point swing toward the Texans. The Texans won by 12. So yes, we did give them the game with those two plays, which were unforced errors and mental lapses.

Texans won by 12, but they scored more than twice that, and didn't make the same costly mistakes in an important divisional matchup.

[bane]

the Texans made about 25 mistakes. They played horribly. they played down to a vastly inferior team. They still controlled the clock 60 percent of the game and won easily. You got beat boy, bad. Your team isn't a pimple on Houston's ass . Truth. Live with it.

[poizond13]

:They played horribly. they played down to a vastly inferior team. They still controlled the clock 60 percent of the game and won easily. You got beat boy, bad. Your team isn't a pimple on Houston's ass . Truth. Live with it.

Too bad the Texans couldn't prove ANY of what you just typed. The Colts came in to a tough road game and competed, and were two plays away from winning. The outcome was still in doubt down to the last five minutes of the game. You call that an "easy" win? Texans could have proven they were vastly superior, but they did not. Instead, they looked like a team that's going nowhere fast and will lose early in the playoffs. We will probably beat them at home in two weeks as well.

[bane]

dude, you lost. The game was NEVER in question. You're such a blind homer. It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. Cling little boy, cling.

[bane]

For the record folks, I am not claiming some kind of Texans superiority on the conference. I have huge doubts about my team getting past either Denver or NE. All I'm stating is that they are vastly better than Indy. I don't want anyone thinking Im going all Pusshead 13 on claiming my team's superiority. My team is flawed, massively, but they're better than pusshead's.

[dtmfs]

For the record folks, I am not claiming some kind of Texans superiority on the conference. I have huge doubts about my team getting past either Denver or NE. All I'm stating is that they are vastly better than Indy. I don't want anyone thinking Im going all Pusshead 13 on claiming my team's superiority. My team is flawed, massively, but they're better than pusshead's.

I think only one idiot here would dispute that, but He the thinks the guy who leads the league in INT's should be considered in the MVP talks so his opinion has been rendered worthless...for quite some time now.

[poizond13]

dude, you lost. The game was NEVER in question. You're such a blind homer. It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. Cling little boy, cling.

It was a one-score game in the fourth quarter. That means the outcome was in question. If you don't think so, YOU are the homer.

[poizond13]

For the record folks, I am not claiming some kind of Texans superiority on the conference. I have huge doubts about my team getting past either Denver or NE. All I'm stating is that they are vastly better than Indy. I don't want anyone thinking Im going all Pusshead 13 on claiming my team's superiority. My team is flawed, massively, but they're better than pusshead's.

Nice back pedal.

[NeverSurrender]

Next week Vikes @ Texans.
Peterson scares the shit out of me. That guy is a man among boys.

Do the Texans actually have to win more games? Is home field or a bye still in reach?

The Vikes surely need to win to keep their slim playoff hopes alive. If they make it Peterson has to be the MVP.

Slim? If the season ended today, they would be in, and they control their own destiny.

[NeverSurrender]

Congrats to the Texans for their second consecutive AFC South title. That was the first Colts game I've watched this year. Their running back was impressive and their defense was much better than expected. Their QB Looked very pedestrian. Minus the one blown coverage 70 yard TD, he didnt do much of anything all game. JJ Watt was a monster. I'll bet Luck has nightmares about him.

It's hard to get you post read in this sea of Luck/RG3 garbage.

Next week Vikes @ Texans.

Peterson scares the shit out of me. That guy is a man among boys.

Texans have the number two rush defense? Should be fun, but we suck on the road.

[Rainbow Bright]

Pete Carroll must be hanging out with Chip Kelly. Or Buffalo and Arizona are that bad. We'll see if the Superchickens can keep the annual Northwest tradition of choking when it matters.

[bane]

For the record folks, I am not claiming some kind of Texans superiority on the conference. I have huge doubts about my team getting past either Denver or NE. All I'm stating is that they are vastly better than Indy. I don't want anyone thinking Im going all Pusshead 13 on claiming my team's superiority. My team is flawed, massively, but they're better than pusshead's.

Nice back pedal.

No back pedal involved, BOY. Unlike you, I never make over inflated predictions about my team. They're my team and I love em win or lose, but I call it like I see it and they aren't infallible. Please go fuck off somewhere now. You have been relegated to Mr. Irrelevant. Your team doesn't scare anybody and they just don't matter. They have a last place schedule 's overinflated record and the real teams will roll over them. They're first round fodder at best. They will be a minor speed bump for who ever faces them. The only thing you have to cling to is ROY and your guy is way behind. Shoo fly.

[bane]

dude, you lost. The game was NEVER in question. You're such a blind homer. It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. Cling little boy, cling.

It was a one-score game in the fourth quarter. That means the outcome was in question. If you don't think so, YOU are the homer.

It was a one score game, but all you did was punt, punt, punt. There was never any doubt. Your offense had one drive. Period.

[poizond13]

For the record folks, I am not claiming some kind of Texans superiority on the conference. I have huge doubts about my team getting past either Denver or NE. All I'm stating is that they are vastly better than Indy. I don't want anyone thinking Im going all Pusshead 13 on claiming my team's superiority. My team is flawed, massively, but they're better than pusshead's.

Nice back pedal.

No back pedal involved, BOY. Unlike you, I never make over inflated predictions about my team. They're my team and I love em win or lose, but I call it like I see it and they aren't infallible. Please go fuck off somewhere now. You have been relegated to Mr. Irrelevant. Your team doesn't scare anybody and they just don't matter. They have a last place schedule 's overinflated record and the real teams will roll over them. They're first round fodder at best. They will be a minor speed bump for who ever faces them. The only thing you have to cling to is ROY and your guy is way behind. Shoo fly.

I'm sure you do want the Colts to go away, but we won't. We're going to OWN the division for the next 15 years like we owned it the previous 10. We're sending the Texans back to the cellar, where they belong. Inferior team, inferior franchise, inferior city. This year is already a raging success for us. Going to the playoffs is simply a huge bonus which will pay dividends for years to come. The experience we will gain just by making the playoffs is invaluable, to our rookies and especially Andrew Luck. This type of experience was supposed to come in year 2-3, not year 1.

The future is limitless for this team. This year we'll win 10-11 games after having the lowest available cap space in the league and a roster that is 70% new compared to last season. Next year we will have the most cap space available in the league and all of our rookies will have a year of experience and at least one playoff game under their belt. Be afraid, boy. Be very afraid.

[poizond13]

dude, you lost. The game was NEVER in question. You're such a blind homer. It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. Cling little boy, cling.

It was a one-score game in the fourth quarter. That means the outcome was in question. If you don't think so, YOU are the homer.

It was a one score game, but all you did was punt, punt, punt. There was never any doubt. Your offense had one drive. Period.

Spoke like a true fan boy. Your opinion doesn't really matter. In a one score game in the 4th quarter, the outcome is in doubt. Your opinion doesn't factor into it.

[poizond13]

You probable thought the "outcome wasn't in doubt" back in 2008 when the Texans were leading the Colts by 10 with under four minutes left. Then it finally became apparent that we had Peyton Manning, and the Texans had... Sage Rosenfels. Needless to say, we won that game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3_hi7gOjE0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmY_bkpbyME

[johnk5150]

When I came here, the Packers were the team, they were at the top of the division," Smith said. "For us to achieve our goal, which was to win a Super Bowl, we had to go through them. But I also knew about the history of the rivalry."

Lovie. Shut up. Go away.

[Facedown]

The Colts lifetime record against the Texans is 17-3. SEVENTEEN AND THREE.

Since past history is so important to you troll boy, here's one you might enjoy:
Peyton Manning's lifetime record in the playoffs is 9-10. NINE AND TEN.

[Machado]

Not sure if this has been discussed already, but Pete Carroll sure
is trying to piss people off.
Did anybody see his team attempt a fake punt while up by 30 points in the
4th quarter vs Buffalo yesterday?
B.S. move.
If Seattle makes the playoffs, I hope a team runs up the score against his team and you can be sure that Carroll will whine about that situation to anybody media member with a microphone.

Seattle Seahawks coach Pete Carroll said he regrets allowing his team to attempt a fake punt while they had a 30-point lead in the fourth quarter of Sunday's game against the Buffalo Bills.

Carroll claimed that he did not call for the fake punt, stating that the play was part of the Seahawks' original game plan.

"I feel bad about this," Carroll said after the Seahawks' 50-17 thrashing of the Bills in Toronto. "It was part of our game plan. It was something I could have called off and didn't."

[johnk5150]

Not sure if this has been discussed already, but Pete Carroll sure
is trying to piss people off.
Did anybody see his team attempt a fake punt while up by 30 points in the
4th quarter vs Buffalo yesterday?
B.S. move.
If Seattle makes the playoffs, I hope a team runs up the score against his team and you can be sure that Carroll will whine about that situation to anybody media member with a microphone.

Seattle Seahawks coach Pete Carroll said he regrets allowing his team to attempt a fake punt while they had a 30-point lead in the fourth quarter of Sunday's game against the Buffalo Bills.

Carroll claimed that he did not call for the fake punt, stating that the play was part of the Seahawks' original game plan.

"I feel bad about this," Carroll said after the Seahawks' 50-17 thrashing of the Bills in Toronto. "It was part of our game plan. It was something I could have called off and didn't."

It's pro sports. He has nothing for which he should apologize. By the way, that little blown call in the Seattle/GB game officially matters now.

[Machado]

from espn.com: by the way, there is also a scenario that will allow for all 3 of these teams to make the playoffs.


Redskins win the NFC East if:

-Redskins win their last two games OR

-Redskins beat Cowboys in Week 17 and Giants lose in Week 16 or 17.

Cowboys win the NFC East if:

-Cowboys win their last two games OR

-Cowboys beat Redskins in Week 17 and Giants lose in Week 16 or 17.

Giants win the NFC East if:

-Giants win their last two games AND

-The team that wins the Week 17 Redskins-Cowboys game loses in Week 16

[bane]

You probable thought the "outcome wasn't in doubt" back in 2008 when the Texans were leading the Colts by 10 with under four minutes left. Then it finally became apparent that we had Peyton Manning, and the Texans had... Sage Rosenfels. Needless to say, we won that game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3_hi7gOjE0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmY_bkpbyME

Sage Rosenfells was playing QB for the Texans and you had Peyton Manning. Neither was the case yesterday. You dont have Peyton Manning anymore. You have a guy that takes 4 sacks, throws 180 yds and spends the 4th quarter going 3 and out. It's a new era. Get used to pining for the glory days and playing "remember when".

[bane]

Texans have the number two rush defense? Should be fun, but we suck on the road.

If the Texans can win that game they can rest everybody in week 17. They're really, really banged up and need to get healthy for the playoffs, so the game matters. Nothing about the Vikes scares me much except Peterson, but he scares the hell out of me.

[Crazy Levi]

from espn.com: by the way, there is also a scenario that will allow for all 3 of these teams to make the playoffs.


Redskins win the NFC East if:

-Redskins win their last two games OR

-Redskins beat Cowboys in Week 17 and Giants lose in Week 16 or 17.

Cowboys win the NFC East if:

-Cowboys win their last two games OR

-Cowboys beat Redskins in Week 17 and Giants lose in Week 16 or 17.

Giants win the NFC East if:

-Giants win their last two games AND

-The team that wins the Week 17 Redskins-Cowboys game loses in Week 16

So long story short, the Redskins win the division, the Cowboys go home. Got it.

[Crazy Levi]

Sage Rosenfells was playing QB for the Texans and you had Peyton Manning. Neither was the case yesterday. You dont have Peyton Manning anymore. You have a guy that takes 4 sacks, throws 180 yds and spends the 4th quarter going 3 and out. It's a new era. Get used to pining for the glory days and playing "remember when".

I've been playing the "remember when" game for years. I mean, it is a comfort, but an empty one as we all know.

For example, the Redskins have won three Super Bowls, while the Indianapolis Colts - despite having one of the greatest QBs of all time - only won ONE.

But at some point you get tired of celebrating accomplishments of days gone by. That's why it's great to be a Texans fan, in the middle of a run of Division titles - or in fact, a Redskins fan, in the driver's seat for a division title and a home playoff game, with rookie of the year candidates at QB and RB and a bright future ahead.

But hey...Colts fans will always have Manning, and a really big rear view mirror.

[Machado]

from espn.com: by the way, there is also a scenario that will allow for all 3 of these teams to make the playoffs.


Redskins win the NFC East if:

-Redskins win their last two games OR

-Redskins beat Cowboys in Week 17 and Giants lose in Week 16 or 17.

Cowboys win the NFC East if:

-Cowboys win their last two games OR

-Cowboys beat Redskins in Week 17 and Giants lose in Week 16 or 17.

Giants win the NFC East if:

-Giants win their last two games AND

-The team that wins the Week 17 Redskins-Cowboys game loses in Week 16

So long story short, the Redskins win the division, the Cowboys go home. Got it.

c'mon now.
save the shit talk until week 17.
right now all i'm concerned with are the Saints. that team is putting up serious numbers on offense and are a threat against the Dallas DB's and Safeties.