The NFL Thread

[Facedown]

Umm...so do we now have to do this back and forth for the rest of the day? It seems kind of silly.

He's a troll. That's what he lives for.

[poizond13]

You said the Colts are "struggling" to make the playoffs. So surely you can put your money where your mouth is on that statement, can't you?

You said the odds are against the Redskins winning their division. So surely you think they'll lose to the Eagles. o surely you can put your money where your mouth is on that statement, can't you?

Umm...so do we now have to do this back and forth for the rest of the day? It seems kind of silly.

If you want out of this bet, you'll have to explain how a team with a 99% chance of making the playoffs is "struggling" to get in. That, or put your money where your mouth is.

I never mentioned one word about the Skins-Eagles game. All the trolling in the world won't change that.

[Crazy Levi]

I BET you said "we are in the playoffs," not, "we WILL be in the playoffs."

I also BET "you" (I assume you mean the Colts) are not, in fact, in the playoffs.

Wager? Loser leaves Sludge. Put your money where your mouth is.

[Crazy Levi]

Umm...so do we now have to do this back and forth for the rest of the day? It seems kind of silly.

He's a troll. That's what he lives for.

He's a troll who is trying to weasel out of a bet we clearly made where he said the Colts are "in the playoffs."

The Colts are NOT in the playoffs!!!

Therefore he has lost the bet, and must leave Sludge.

Don't welch P13, not again! We'll miss you, but a bet is a bet.

[poizond13]

I BET you said "we are in the playoffs," not, "we WILL be in the playoffs."

I also BET "you" (I assume you mean the Colts) are not, in fact, in the playoffs.

Wager? Loser leaves Sludge. Put your money where your mouth is.

Levy, you're trying to weasel out of this and it is pathetic. YOU said the Colts were struggling to make the playoffs. I offered you a bet as to whether or not the Colts would make the playoffs. YOU declined. Case closed

Pussy.

[poizond13]

Umm...so do we now have to do this back and forth for the rest of the day? It seems kind of silly.

He's a troll. That's what he lives for.

He's a troll who is trying to weasel out of a bet we clearly made where he said the Colts are "in the playoffs."

The Colts are NOT in the playoffs!!!

Therefore he has lost the bet, and must leave Sludge.

Don't welch P13, not again! We'll miss you, but a bet is a bet.

[bane]

I think I just became a bigger Chiefs fan than Skate.

[Crazy Levi]

I think I just became a bigger Chiefs fan than Skate.

Everybody is a Chiefs fan this week.

In other news, RG3 WILL start this weekend, so we can continue what really matters:

Following the rookie of the year chase. I still think it's RG3 in first place, with Wilson close behind, and Andrew "turnover machine" Leaf a distant third. But it would be foolish to say that the stakes aren't high this weekend.

I like RG3's chances against an Eagles team that has given up. He should have an excellent day. I know the Chiefs suck - like most of the Colts' opponents this season - but how is their secondary?

[bane]

I don't know anything about the Chiefs really. They're not in my team's division, my team didnt play them (Indy got the cupcake schedule) and they suck, so I havent paid any attention to them, but they can't be worse than Jacksonville, right?

[Crazy Levi]

I don't know anything about the Chiefs really. They're not in my team's division, my team didnt play them (Indy got the cupcake schedule) and they suck, so I havent paid any attention to them, but they can't be worse than Jacksonville, right?

Well of course not - your team won the division last year, and had to play a first-place schedule, making their second consecutive division title that more impressive.

As for the Colts...

With their coaching controversy in full swing, this could have big implications.

I know if I were a Colts fan, I wouldn't want the guy who coached my team to a loss against the Jags leading the team against the equally lowly Chiefs. Is Arians really just going to step quietly aside?

[exitflagger]

We'll miss you

No. We will not.

[Crazy Levi]

We'll miss you

No. We will not.

Well this raises an interesting question.

When he loses the sig bet, providing he doesn't welch (yeah I know, stop laughing), will he simply stop posting till training camp? Wouldn't that be a good thing?

[dtmfs]

We'll miss you

No. We will not.

Well this raises an interesting question.

When he loses the sig bet, providing he doesn't welch (yeah I know, stop laughing), will he simply stop posting till training camp? Wouldn't that be a good thing?

If He could somehow take Rattrules with him that would be the best thing to happen to this board in awhile.

[Crazy Levi]

Andrew Leaf loses Rookie of the Week - AGAIN - to a Redskins QB.

Congrats to Kirk Cousins, the best 4th round draft pick of the year, for beating out Alfred Morris, the best 6th round pick of the year - for ROOKIE OF THE WEEK!

There's something in the water in Landover, Maryland!!!

[NeverSurrender]

Anybody notice since RGTheisman got hurt, they started talking about Peterson more?

No way they hype a guy up with that many ints.

[sin]

Some stat's about the similarities of the Sunday night game. A Niners win gives them the NFC West. A Seattle win pretty much ensures them a wildcard spot.

The No. 2 (49ers) and No. 3 (Seahawks) defenses in the NFL in terms of average yards allowed.

And, the No. 1 (49ers) and No. 2 (Seahawks) teams in the league in terms of average points allowed.

And, the No. 2 (49ers) and No. 3 (Seahawks) rushing offenses in the NFL.

And, the No. 3 (Seahawks) and No. 5 (49ers) pass defenses in the league.

And, two of the Top 10 rushers in the NFL in the Seahawks’ Marshawn Lynch (No. 2) and long-time Seahawks nemesis Frank Gore (No. .

[bane]

Some stat's about the similarities of the Sunday night game. A Niners win gives them the NFC West. A Seattle win pretty much ensures them a wildcard spot.

The No. 2 (49ers) and No. 3 (Seahawks) defenses in the NFL in terms of average yards allowed.

And, the No. 1 (49ers) and No. 2 (Seahawks) teams in the league in terms of average points allowed.

And, the No. 2 (49ers) and No. 3 (Seahawks) rushing offenses in the NFL.

And, the No. 3 (Seahawks) and No. 5 (49ers) pass defenses in the league.

And, two of the Top 10 rushers in the NFL in the Seahawks’ Marshawn Lynch (No. 2) and long-time Seahawks nemesis Frank Gore (No. .

That's gonna be a great game. I'm pulling for your Hawks.

[sin]

Thank you.

Living in Washington for so many years I hated the Niner's. Their fans were the most obnoxious of the division. But looking at how good they have become and the stat's on this game it's not going to ruin my Christmas if they win.

My friends still back there have made a lot of posts about how bad the winter has been the last few days. It might be a key factor against a Cali team playing in Century link field an outdoor stadium.

[Machado]

Anybody notice since RGTheisman got hurt, they started talking about Peterson more?

No way they hype a guy up with that many ints.

Skins coach announced RGIII will be starting this weekend at Eagles.
Very interesting!

Something tells me the Eagles will be very, very hyped for this game and will treat
the match-up as if it was their own Super Bowl game.

[Crazy Levi]

Anybody notice since RGTheisman got hurt, they started talking about Peterson more?

No way they hype a guy up with that many ints.

Skins coach announced RGIII will be starting this weekend at Eagles.
Very interesting!

Something tells me the Eagles will be very, very hyped for this game and will treat
the match-up as if it was their own Super Bowl game.

I really don't see it that way.

Reid is finished. The Eagles are finished. They don't give a fuck.

THe Redskins kicked their asses when it counted for them back in November. They are going to slaughter them this weekend when it doesn't.

MARK MY WORDS.

[WhiteHouseSubsAC]

That's why I offered you the bet, which you declined like a coward.

So surely you can put your money where your mouth is on that statement, can't you?

Levy, you're trying to weasel out of this and it is pathetic.

He's a troll. That's what he lives for.

He's a troll who is trying to weasel out of a bet we clearly made where he said the Colts are "in the playoffs."

The Colts are NOT in the playoffs!!!

Therefore he has lost the bet, and must leave Sludge.

Don't welch P13, not again! We'll miss you, but a bet is a bet.

Wait, isn't this the same guy who pulled the biggest pussy welch move in Sludge history not long ago and HE'S calling out others?

Trollstrong!!

[NeverSurrender]

We should all boycott p13 until he explains why he sits on a grown man's lap.

[poizond13]

We should all boycott p13 until he explains why he sits on a grown man's lap.

Please do, not having to read your drivel would be phenomenal. And I have never sat on anyone's lap, but you are a fat, fat cow.

[NeverSurrender]

Oh yes you did. And you have zero clue what I look like. But you do look like Stoner's avatar. We've all seen the pic.

[poizond13]

Oh yes you did. And you have zero clue what I look like. But you do look like Stoner's avatar. We've all seen the pic.

Wrong. Once again, have never sat on anyone's lap. And I don't look the same as I did ten years ago, I don't know many who do. But I do know you are a fat tub of lard in the current day.

How sad, your only attempt left at trolling is analyzing a ten year old picture.

[NeverSurrender]

Oh yeah, I'm sure you got real manly over the last ten years.

Notice he didn't deny looking like a girl in that pic of him sitting on Bert's lap? He just said he changed.

[poizond13]

Oh yeah, I'm sure you got real manly over the last ten years.

Notice he didn't deny looking like a girl in that pic of him sitting on Bert's lap? He just said he changed.

Where did you say I looked girly? Who's stoner and what's her avatar? Sorry I have no clue, trollboy.

I don't think I looked girly. But if that's how you justify masturbating furiously to the photo, by all means do so.

[NeverSurrender]

I've changed. I don't look like a 16 year old girl anymore, that was ten years ago.

[poizond13]

Still waiting to see where I said I looked girly.

In the meantime, tell me a bit about why you think Robert Irsay owns the Colts. Also, about how the NFL has no rookie salary cap, and I'm a fan of Vandy. Please discuss.

[poizond13]

Or you can tell me about your diet plan and how you intend on overcoming your obesity.