The NFL Thread

[Crazy Levi]

Rex Ryan has got a new tattoo of his wife wearing Mark Sanchez's jersey.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/20 ... o/1808595/

That's kind of weird, isn't it?

[bane]

Bane is still in hiding after the COLTS whooped the Texans asses back to Houston.

Hiding, no. On vacation, yes. The Texans blew it, losing twice to vastly inferior teams. Kubiak got way too conservative and Schaub played like crap. They're probably done this year. It's pretty much a drag, but, we'll see what happens.

What a way. WHAT A WAY to end this magical season!!!! 11-5 bitches! We kicked the Texans asses back to Houston! So proud to be a fan of this team and franchise. This season has been just miraculous with all the things that have gone on. The HORSESHOE once again stands strong as the best organization in the National Football League. We WIN and we WIN the RIGHT WAY!! With our leader back on the sideline, this team showed today what we're really capable of. We stood CHUCKSTRONG and thouroughly WHOOPED an inferior opponent.

Hey bane, how does it feel? HOW DOES IT FEEL knowing the Texans have NEVER and WILL NEVER win a game in Indianapolis? This is our turf boy, and the Texans are our bitch. 0-11 vs the COLTS in Indy. 0-11!!! You cannot win here, boy! You will never surpass the horseshoe!!

You waited all week for me to read that drivel? You need to work on your game son. Your troll skills are slipping. Kudos for making the playoffs. We'll see you next year.

[Crazy Levi]

Indeed, it's been a different, more beaten down Gregg this week. He's a mere shell of the troll he once was.

I hope everything is ok at home.

[Facedown]

HOW DOES IT FEEL knowing the Texans have NEVER and WILL NEVER win a game in Indianapolis?

HOW DOES IT FEEL knowing that this will be another failed statement for the MARK MY WORDS thread in the foreseeable future, trollboy?

[poizond13]

You waited all week for me to read that drivel? You need to work on your game son. Your troll skills are slipping. Kudos for making the playoffs. We'll see you next year.

I haven't waited all week for shit, boy. I just wanted to ask you HOW IT FEELS to know the Texans HAVE NEVER and WILL NEVER win in INDY. Also, the Colts kicked the Texans down from the first seed to the third seed, forcing them to play this weekend, when they will probably lose.

So... HOW DOES IT FEEL?

[poizond13]

Indeed, it's been a different, more beaten down Gregg this week. He's a mere shell of the troll he once was.

I hope everything is ok at home.

Awe, little Levy has his feelings hurt because I'm not replying to his posts as much. I've simply come to a realization. Since you admit to trolling and not actually believing any of what you are saying, I don't see the point in arguing against you. I don't argue against admitted trolls because it's a waste of time. Since you don't really believe what you're typing, it's a futile effort. Deep down we both know the Colts>Redskins, and Luck>RGTebow.

I'd rather continue pushing my agenda, which is proving that the Colts are the premier organization in the National Football League, without wasting my time on trolls trying to incite an argument and get attention. Your opinion doesn't matter. Soon this will be the unofficial COLTS forum, and there's nothing you can do about it.

[Facedown]

Also, the Colts kicked the Texans down from the first seed to the third seed

More PROOF that you're a fucking moron.
Good thing the Pats and Broncos wins that were AFTER the COLTS! game had nothing to do with it, huh trollboy?

I'd rather continue pushing my agenda which is trolling, trolling and more trolling

proving that the Colts are the premier organization in the National Football League

Please prove this statement.
You can't.
We won't wait.
Trollboy.

[bane]

I haven't waited all week for shit, boy.

Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound when you go around calling grown men "boy"? You really need some new material. Your old shit is tired and just doesn't resonate any more. Exactly one of us has a picture bouncing around the Internet of himself sitting on another guy's lap, and it sure ain't me. Who's the "boy"?

[Crazy Levi]

Indeed, it's been a different, more beaten down Gregg this week. He's a mere shell of the troll he once was.

I hope everything is ok at home.

Awe, little Levy has his feelings hurt because I'm not replying to his posts

You are doing it wrong. That's not how you don't reply to posts.

And you spelled "aww" wrong.

And I can't believe I've finally shut you up. It's my greatest locker room accomplishment.

Soon, you'll have a new sig to do the talking.

[poizond13]

Indeed, it's been a different, more beaten down Gregg this week. He's a mere shell of the troll he once was.

I hope everything is ok at home.

Awe, little Levy has his feelings hurt because I'm not replying to his posts

You are doing it wrong. That's not how you don't reply to posts.

And you spelled "aww" wrong.

And I can't believe I've finally shut you up. It's my greatest locker room accomplishment.

Soon, you'll have a new sig to do the talking.

If your goal is to shut me up, you have failed... miserably. My presence here will be louder than ever. The only thing that is ending are the endless pissing wars that you trolls thrive on. That shit is OVER, because I know you're trolling and don't actually believe any of what your typing. You've already admitted it.

[poizond13]

I haven't waited all week for shit, boy.

Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound when you go around calling grown men "boy"? You really need some new material. Your old shit is tired and just doesn't resonate any more. Exactly one of us has a picture bouncing around the Internet of himself sitting on another guy's lap, and it sure ain't me. Who's the "boy"?

You didn't answer the question, boy. Let me ask you again, this time don't avoid it, you hear?

What a way. WHAT A WAY to end this magical season!!!! 11-5 bitches! We kicked the Texans asses back to Houston! So proud to be a fan of this team and franchise. This season has been just miraculous with all the things that have gone on. The HORSESHOE once again stands strong as the best organization in the National Football League. We WIN and we WIN the RIGHT WAY!! With our leader back on the sideline, this team showed today what we're really capable of. We stood CHUCKSTRONG and thouroughly WHOOPED an inferior opponent.

Hey bane, how does it feel? HOW DOES IT FEEL knowing the Texans have NEVER and WILL NEVER win a game in Indianapolis? This is our turf boy, and the Texans are our bitch. 0-11 vs the COLTS in Indy. 0-11!!! You cannot win here, boy! You will never surpass the horseshoe!!

[Facedown]

You didn't answer the question, boy. Let me ask you again, this time don't avoid it, you hear?

Serious question, that I know you won't answer, when will you grow up and figure out that spending years on the internet being a troll just isn't worth your time anymore? Doesn't it ever get boring? Do you really have nothing better to do with your time?

[bane]

I know that you get some kind of weird kick out of trying to piss people off Gregg, but I have socks older than your punk ass. It just won't work. You spent a week pulling your dick waiting for me to come back from vacation so you could try and get under my skin and you still can't do it. It must drive your pathetic little mind crazy. Take another week. Maybe you can come up with something more creative. I highly doubt it, because you're obviously not the sharpest tool in the shed, but give it a shot.

[eddie lee roth]

Serious question, that I know you won't answer, when will you grow up and figure out that spending years on the internet being a troll just isn't worth your time anymore? Doesn't it ever get boring? Do you really have nothing better to do with your time?

[poizond13]

I know that you get some kind of weird kick out of trying to piss people off Gregg, but I have socks older than your punk ass. It just won't work. You spent a week pulling your dick waiting for me to come back from vacation so you could try and get under my skin and you still can't do it. It must drive your pathetic little mind crazy. Take another week. Maybe you can come up with something more creative. I highly doubt it, because you're obviously not the sharpest tool in the shed, but give it a shot.

[bane]

wow. You really need that week huh?

[SkyDog112046]

Two of the best weeks of football between the Wild Card and Divisional rounds!! Lets talk about the games.

Cincinnati @ Houston
Minnesota @ Green Bay
Indianapolis @ Baltimore
Seattle @ Washington

Who do you think will win this weekend, and why?

My picks:
Cincy over Houston
Houston has been playing lousy football over the past 6-8 weeks, and Cincy heated up going into the playoffs. Schaub seems to get worse as the games get bigger. Dalton isn't great either, but at least this won't be his first playoff game. I think Cincy by 3 or 4.

Green Bay over Minnesota
Rodgers is a big game QB. Ponder is barely competent. With a weapon like Peterson, if MN had a QB that was proficient at play action they would be damn near unstoppable because defenses would have to honor the run on almost every play setting up receivers in single coverage down both sidelines. It would make MN a 70's style big play offense. I can't see Green Bay getting beat by Ponder 2 weeks in a row. GB by a TD.

Baltimore over Indy
Rookies from a dome on the road against a veteran team pumped up by their leader playing his last home game. The stats say Indy is the worst 11-5 team in NFL history (point differential, 24th ranked defense, cupcake schedule with a lot of close games). This has blowout written all over it. Balt by 2+ TDs

Washington over Seattle
This should be the closest game, and I could see it going either way. I think homefield advantage for Washington decides this as Seattle isn't the same on the road as they are at home. This could come down to the last play. Wash by a couple of points.

[SkyDog112046]

wow. You really need that week huh?

Don't worry. He'll be gone until September after Indy gets smoked tomorrow.

[bane]

Two of the best weeks of football between the Wild Card and Divisional rounds!! Lets talk about the games.

Cincinnati @ Houston
Minnesota @ Green Bay
Indianapolis @ Baltimore
Seattle @ Washington

Who do you think will win this weekend, and why?

My picks:
Cincy over Houston
Houston has been playing lousy football over the past 6-8 weeks, and Cincy heated up going into the playoffs. Schaub seems to get worse as the games get bigger. Dalton isn't great either, but at least this won't be his first playoff game. I think Cincy by 3 or 4.

Green Bay over Minnesota
Rodgers is a big game QB. Ponder is barely competent. With a weapon like Peterson, if MN had a QB that was proficient at play action they would be damn near unstoppable because defenses would have to honor the run on almost every play setting up receivers in single coverage down both sidelines. It would make MN a 70's style big play offense. I can't see Green Bay getting beat by Ponder 2 weeks in a row. GB by a TD.

Baltimore over Indy
Rookies from a dome on the road against a veteran team pumped up by their leader playing his last home game. The stats say Indy is the worst 11-5 team in NFL history (point differential, 24th ranked defense, cupcake schedule with a lot of close games). This has blowout written all over it. Balt by 2+ TDs

Washington over Seattle
This should be the closest game, and I could see it going either way. I think homefield advantage for Washington decides this as Seattle isn't the same on the road as they are at home. This could come down to the last play. Wash by a couple of points.

I think you're pretty well spot on with all those picks. The fan in me says that Houston will hit the switch like they did last year after going into the playoffs losing their last 3, but my brain says otherwise. I think Indy and Baltimore is probably closer than you predict, because Bmore has mostly played like crap of late as well, but Indy isn't good enough to get it done IMO. It probably depends on which Flacco shows up. If they let Rice run and don't get too cute with the passing game, it should be a relatively easy Raven win, but I think the score will be closer.

[Tymaster]

Houston over Cincy
GB over Minny
Indy over Baltimore
Seattle over Washington

[eddie lee roth]

Like you guys picks here's my two cents.

Packers over Vikings, its almost unfair to ask the Vikings to beat a team twice in two weeks plus do it on the road.

Bengals over Texans, we've seen it a bunch of times in the past a team is not jelling like they should going into the playoffs and they don't do well and the Bengals are young and up and coming in a tough as nails division.

Ravens over Colts, for obvious reasons this is what I have to say about this game fuck Chuck and Luck, no way Ray Lewis's last game is going to be in front of his home town crowd.

Seahawks over Redskins, this is the one I hope I'm wrong about but Seahawks are looking tough in all facets of the game and if RG3 is not 100% that's too much to overcome once again I hope I'm wrong on this one.
I love to watch me some RG3 and hate Pete Carroll.

[Crazy Levi]

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If your goal is to shut me up, you have failed... miserably. My presence here will be louder than ever. The only thing that is ending are the endless pissing wars that you trolls thrive on. That shit is OVER, because I know you're trolling and don't actually believe any of what your typing. You've already admitted it.

I have succeeded, spectacularly.

I have out-trolled the biggest troll in locker room history.

I have thrived on your stupidity, and used your own idiocy against you so convincingly, that you are afraid to give me more ammunition.

I - and the amazing Washington Redskins - have beaten you into submission in every way possible.

It's all over but the shouting - and the inevitable crowning of RG3 as rookie of
The year.

It all must have seemed like such a no-brainer for you, with the Skins sitting at 4-6.

You never could have dreamed, in your darkest nightmare, that 7 straight wins, a Divison title, and a humiliating defeat were all in your near future.

And yet, it has come to pass.

Hail to the Redskins, hail RG3, and fuck you and the worst 11-5 team in history.

[eddie lee roth]

Can't believe a story I read earlier, according to it KC is looking to use its number one pick on Geno Smith.

Any team drafting a QB in this year's draft better be drafting him to be used as a maybe at best reliable back-up QB.

Some of the Big 12 defenses have already figured out how to control Geno Smith and the Big 12 is not known for its defensive play to say the least.

If Reid does this than I feel bad for KC fans you just hired another fucked-up head coach.

As crazy as this sounds I'd try and get Norv Turner to be your offensive coordinator and see if he can work with Cassell or trade the pick to San Fran and get Alex Smith with Norv Turner as his coach.

[eddie lee roth]

I have succeeded, spectacularly.

I have out-trolled the biggest troll in locker room history.

I have thrived on your stupidity, and used your own idiocy against you so convincingly, that you are afraid to give me more ammunition.

BRAVO

[Facedown]

I have out-trolled the biggest troll in locker room history.

I welcome you to the club.
You still have to settle for second fiddle though as you have not been "FOE'd"
yet.

[sin]

Can't believe a story I read earlier, according to it KC is looking to use its number one pick on Geno Smith.

Any team drafting a QB in this year's draft better be drafting him to be used as a maybe at best reliable back-up QB.

Some of the Big 12 defenses have already figured out how to control Geno Smith and the Big 12 is not known for its defensive play to say the least.

If Reid does this than I feel bad for KC fans you just hired another fucked-up head coach.

As crazy as this sounds I'd try and get Norv Turner to be your offensive coordinator and see if he can work with Cassell or trade the pick to San Fran and get Alex Smith with Norv Turner as his coach.

I agree, their are no starting QBs in the draft this year. He is better off trying to go after someones backup. Smith, Flynn, Cousins or even Shaun Hill or Drew Stanton.

[eddie lee roth]

^
As a Oklahoma Sooner fan I am so glad that Landry Jones career is finally over he's like the Tony Romo of College Football to me.

He can look good at times and then other times your just yelling at the TV.

Who ever drafts him has wasted a draft pick.

[sin]

My picks are way off from everyone else so far.

Houston over Cincy: Houston is the better team when they decide they really want to play football.

Vikings over Green Bay: Everyone knows GB should win this one easily, so this is my upset pick.

Indy over Baltimore: No pun intended, they just seem to get lucky. Plus Joe Flacco still is average at best.

Seattle over Washington: No surprise I picked them, Seattles defense is my justification.

[SkyDog112046]

Can't believe a story I read earlier, according to it KC is looking to use its number one pick on Geno Smith.

Any team drafting a QB in this year's draft better be drafting him to be used as a maybe at best reliable back-up QB.

Some of the Big 12 defenses have already figured out how to control Geno Smith and the Big 12 is not known for its defensive play to say the least.

If Reid does this than I feel bad for KC fans you just hired another fucked-up head coach.

As crazy as this sounds I'd try and get Norv Turner to be your offensive coordinator and see if he can work with Cassell or trade the pick to San Fran and get Alex Smith with Norv Turner as his coach.

I agree, their are no starting QBs in the draft this year. He is better off trying to go after someones backup. Smith, Flynn, Cousins or even Shaun Hill or Drew Stanton.

KC has needs all over the place. They are better off taking the best player available at each pick to upgrade what they have and build depth. They aren't going to turn around in 1 year, so they can build for the future and use next year's top 5 pick to get in position to draft a QB.

They can't be stupid enough to think Geno Smith or any other QB in the draft is better than a 2nd rounder. Maybe they are just trying to build value for the pick so they can trade down and get more picks to start the rebuilding process?

[NeverSurrender]

Plus the media there is nowhere near as caustic as the Philadelphia media. He'll be a hero there, at least until he has to manage a 2 minute drill.

Is that where Childress learned it from?