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johnk5150 wrote:They're saying his mouth is what kept him off the pro bowl roster.
Sherman is an asshole. Since people don't usually pay attention to the Seahawks his behavior has not generated the kind of attention that it would if he played for the Lions for example. Right now all the attention is focused on Wilson and 'Seattles great D'. But as they make it farther I expect alot of the mainstream to turn on him.
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johnk5150 wrote:They're saying his mouth is what kept him off the pro bowl roster.
Sherman is an asshole. Since people don't usually pay attention to the Seahawks his behavior has not generated the kind of attention that it would if he played for the Lions for example. Right now all the attention is focused on Wilson and 'Seattles great D'. But as they make it farther I expect alot of the mainstream to turn on him.
He is an asshole, but one hell of a corner as well. And I appreciate any guy who will get in Brady's face the way he did. :lol:
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Uhhhh. Bears reportedly talking seriously with jimmy Johnson?
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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johnk5150 wrote:Uhhhh. Bears reportedly talking seriously with jimmy Johnson?
Wow. He was beyond burned out in Miami. Maybe he can pull a vermeil but I really doubt it.

Would sell some club seats maybe but I doubt this would work out.

Besides...just heard they hired a CFL guy?!
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Never mind. He was brought in to consult. He's recommending Marc Trestmann from the Montreal Alouettes. WTF?
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johnk5150 wrote:Never mind. He was brought in to consult. He's recommending Marc Trestmann from the Montreal Alouettes. WTF?
Hey the guy has a bunch of Grey Cups under his belt. Those things don't grow on trees.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:Never mind. He was brought in to consult. He's recommending Marc Trestmann from the Montreal Alouettes. WTF?
Hey the guy has a bunch of Grey Cups under his belt. Those things don't grow on trees.
I've got a bunch of Grey Cups in my kitchen cupboard. Right next to the red plates.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:Never mind. He was brought in to consult. He's recommending Marc Trestmann from the Montreal Alouettes. WTF?
Hey the guy has a bunch of Grey Cups under his belt. Those things don't grow on trees.
Leave it up to my favorite teams to find new and inventive ways to look the fool.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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Browns hire Rob Chudzinski (who?) as their next coach.
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How has Arians not been linked to any HC jobs yet? He'll probably get coach of the year so I expected him to get offers.
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bane wrote:How has Arians not been linked to any HC jobs yet? He'll probably get coach of the year so I expected him to get offers.
Maybe teams are afraid he'll kick the bucket mid-season.
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johnk5150 wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:Never mind. He was brought in to consult. He's recommending Marc Trestmann from the Montreal Alouettes. WTF?
Hey the guy has a bunch of Grey Cups under his belt. Those things don't grow on trees.
Leave it up to my favorite teams to find new and inventive ways to look the fool.
He's somekind of a QB guru is what the media is wanting you to believe but Cutler just needs some protection if you ask me, poor fucker takes some vicous hits.
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WTF wrote:
bane wrote:How has Arians not been linked to any HC jobs yet? He'll probably get coach of the year so I expected him to get offers.
Maybe teams are afraid he'll kick the bucket mid-season.
Maybe teams know that while Arians had a great run, the Colts tanked 2011, and their 11-5 record with the cupcake schedule and a terrible division wasn't really enough of a sample size to bring a guy in for HC interviews.

Would you hire Arians as your HC based on the 2012 season? I didn't think so. Me neither.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
WTF wrote:
bane wrote:How has Arians not been linked to any HC jobs yet? He'll probably get coach of the year so I expected him to get offers.
Maybe teams are afraid he'll kick the bucket mid-season.
Maybe teams know that while Arians had a great run, the Colts tanked 2011, and their 11-5 record with the cupcake schedule and a terrible division wasn't really enough of a sample size to bring a guy in for HC interviews.

Would you hire Arians as your HC based on the 2012 season? I didn't think so. Me neither.
The guy had success as a coordinator prior to the Colts gig, and unlike most candidates who have never been anything bigger than coordinator, he has the better part of a winning season as HC on his résumé. I'd think it was worth an interview at least. Maybe the medical stuff is scaring teams away.
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bane wrote: The guy had success as a coordinator prior to the Colts gig, and unlike most candidates who have never been anything bigger than coordinator, he has the better part of a winning season as HC on his résumé. I'd think it was worth an interview at least. Maybe the medical stuff is scaring teams away.
I wasn't aware he was ill. Arians is sick too?

They should rename that team The Indianapolis Hospice
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Crazy Levi wrote:
bane wrote: The guy had success as a coordinator prior to the Colts gig, and unlike most candidates who have never been anything bigger than coordinator, he has the better part of a winning season as HC on his résumé. I'd think it was worth an interview at least. Maybe the medical stuff is scaring teams away.
I wasn't aware he was ill. Arians is sick too?

They should rename that team The Indianapolis Hospice
He was in the hospital recently. He missed the Ravens game. I don't think it was a big deal though. Flu or something.
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I heard he is painting melanomas on his hands to make him a more attractive head coaching candidate.
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I actually just read an article that they didn't even figure out what was wrong with Arians.

http://news.yahoo.com/colts-assistant-b ... --nfl.html
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WTF wrote:I actually just read an article that they didn't even figure out what was wrong with Arians.

http://news.yahoo.com/colts-assistant-b ... --nfl.html
I think we all know what this is.

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WTF wrote:I actually just read an article that they didn't even figure out what was wrong with Arians.

http://news.yahoo.com/colts-assistant-b ... --nfl.html
I just found an article that said he had been discharged after being treated for an inner ear infection. Didn't save the link to post but it pops up if you google him.
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bane wrote:
WTF wrote:I actually just read an article that they didn't even figure out what was wrong with Arians.

http://news.yahoo.com/colts-assistant-b ... --nfl.html
I just found an article that said he had been discharged after being treated for an inner ear infection. Didn't save the link to post but it pops up if you google him.
Right.

Rock Hudson used to get hospitalized for shit like "ear infections."

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That would be funny if it wasn't the AIDS. Ain't nothin funny about the AIDS, except, of course, when its used to poke sticks at Greggles.
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With the QB-friendly rep that Arians has, if he leaves for a head coaching job we just may be looking at someone from Indy breaking the all-time single season interception record. It's only 42.
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Cowboys name Monte Kiffin new DC.
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Facedown wrote:Cowboys name Monte Kiffin new DC.
Fuck!
I hope this is the correct choice.
Not sure if the game has passed Monte or not.

Rob Ryan was a fine coach, but I think the defense cost the Cowboys a couple games early in the season. What pissed me off the most about
Ryan's defense was the lack of turnovers.
The other team had to know Dallas did not have ball-hawks and would not force any fumbles.
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Machado wrote:
Facedown wrote:Cowboys name Monte Kiffin new DC.
Fuck!
I hope this is the correct choice.
Not sure if the game has passed Monte or not.

Rob Ryan was a fine coach, but I think the defense cost the Cowboys a couple games early in the season. What pissed me off the most about
Ryan's defense was the lack of turnovers.
The other team had to know Dallas did not have ball-hawks and would not force any fumbles.
Rob Ryan was a coach because he is a Ryan.
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Can Peyton change his habits?
0-3 in playoff games where the temp is under 40 degrees.
1-4 in home playoff games after a bye.
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Facedown wrote:Can Peyton change his habits?
0-3 in playoff games where the temp is under 40 degrees.
1-4 in home playoff games after a bye.
That Denver team is so much more complete than anything he had in Indy most of the time that it's apples and oranges.
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bane wrote:That Denver team is so much more complete than anything he had in Indy
You mean the team that was on the road to the Super Bowl every year and failed miserably?
bane wrote:it's apples and oranges.
You mean stallions and ponies?
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