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Monty610 wrote:Oh...and why the fuck is Sting still carrying that toy-belt that Hardy "designed"? And when is someone going to take the TNA title belt away from Eric Young?

Fucking joke...bears repeating.
I think they've still got it in their mind that Hardy will be champion again.

Yikes.
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Monty610 wrote:Oh...and why the fuck is Sting still carrying that toy-belt that Hardy "designed"? And when is someone going to take the TNA title belt away from Eric Young?

Fucking joke...bears repeating.
I think they've still got it in their mind that Hardy will be champion again.

Yikes.
As he should be. He is still one of the most popular wrestlers in the world. Jeff was a cash cow for WWE in terms of Merch and I am sure he is the top merch guy in TNA as well. None of us know what is going on with him. I will take his word and Matt's over the dirtsheets and smart marks.
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Angry Jew wrote:
Captain Morgan wrote:
Monty610 wrote:Oh...and why the fuck is Sting still carrying that toy-belt that Hardy "designed"? And when is someone going to take the TNA title belt away from Eric Young?

Fucking joke...bears repeating.
I think they've still got it in their mind that Hardy will be champion again.

Yikes.
As he should be. He is still one of the most popular wrestlers in the world. Jeff was a cash cow for WWE in terms of Merch and I am sure he is the top merch guy in TNA as well. None of us know what is going on with him. I will take his word and Matt's over the dirtsheets and smart marks.
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Good God AJ, you are in fucking DENIAL.

Yeah, he "should be" champ. Too bad he's no fucking condition to be. Legally or health-wise. The fact that you can defend the decision to put him out there on PPV in a less-than 2-minute "Main Event" is really sad. You're basically enabling him.

Way to go with that...
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Angry Jew wrote:
Captain Morgan wrote:
Monty610 wrote:Oh...and why the fuck is Sting still carrying that toy-belt that Hardy "designed"? And when is someone going to take the TNA title belt away from Eric Young?

Fucking joke...bears repeating.
I think they've still got it in their mind that Hardy will be champion again.

Yikes.
As he should be. He is still one of the most popular wrestlers in the world. Jeff was a cash cow for WWE in terms of Merch and I am sure he is the top merch guy in TNA as well. None of us know what is going on with him. I will take his word and Matt's over the dirtsheets and smart marks.
You have got to be kidding me.
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having #1 sales for TNA = having #1 sales for Cleopatra Records, sure its still "#1" just in a completely differnt universe


Jeff is still one of the most popular wreslers in the world, the proof is the 1200-1500 at all his events
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Sure, Jeff's a huge draw.

How many will he exactly draw when:

a) He's permanently injured another in the ring
b) He's permanently injured himself
c) He dies of an overdose

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So The Rock is via satellite again?
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yep, he will be in Chicago
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GRAND MASTER SEXAY!

And the crowd goes silent.
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Angry Jew wrote:
Captain Morgan wrote:
Monty610 wrote:Oh...and why the fuck is Sting still carrying that toy-belt that Hardy "designed"? And when is someone going to take the TNA title belt away from Eric Young?

Fucking joke...bears repeating.
I think they've still got it in their mind that Hardy will be champion again.

Yikes.
As he should be. He is still one of the most popular wrestlers in the world. Jeff was a cash cow for WWE in terms of Merch and I am sure he is the top merch guy in TNA as well. None of us know what is going on with him. I will take his word and Matt's over the dirtsheets and smart marks.
He was charged last year for drug possession you parasydic troglodyte
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Just watched Hardy/Sting. I've never seen a finish THAT botched.

Sting just looked saddened and disgusted.
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WWE has been horrible for a long time now. Only wrestlers i give 2 shits about over there are Miz, Christian, Orton and Santino.
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The WWE hasn't been this interesting in about 8 years
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I've never seen a finish THAT botched.


Hogan / Jarrett, at some later-WCW PPV, was much worse...
And those clowns were SOBER.
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So, we get Snooki in the ring at Wrestlemania? Oy.

The bit with Dwayne was hilarious,though. "Cena, you own the two to five year old demographic..."
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Captain Morgan wrote:GRAND MASTER SEXAY!

And the crowd goes silent.
wow he totally blew himself up on his entrance. he was still gasping for air 5 minutes into his promo

The Rocks interaction with little Cena was just awfull what a waste of time.

I was hoping RAW would start to be more entertaining but its becoming less entertaining.

Rock has not delivered the last two weeks imo

Brian Lawler was just stupid.

it was nice to see JR back on Raw

There is no way Lawler vs Cole is going to be anything but craptacular and why are they spending so much time announcer vs announcer

the cole mine was stupid

I dont see any great build towards WM and there is only 2 RAWs left to do it.
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i saw a different Raw everything you hated I liked quite alot. Only thing i didnt like was JR, but i see the point of him


only thing i find odd is Lawler never was at Mania, but a match with an announcer will be his legacy?

Brian Lawyler seemed to be "not" acting
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The Rock was hilarious last night.
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ozzyrulz777 wrote:Miz as "The Rock" was hilarious last night.
Fixed it for you...
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Some people really have truly fucking shitty taste in 'entertainment'...

:lol:




The last Raw was weak. The last Impact was horrible.
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They're pushing the announcer match so hard for two reasons:

1. A big name is now attached (Stone Cold)
2. Michael Cole draws more heat than most heels, aside from Vicki.
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Anyone hoping for a resolution to the TNA #1 contendership story is going to LOVE the next two weeks of Impact.

I say this with total sarcasm. As of March 24th, there is still NO number one contender and RVD/Anderson never fight to a finish.
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TNA: Our booking SUCKS!



WWE: Most of our (shoved down your throat by weak announcing) characters aren't over, and/or just really really suck.


Orton is even less entertaining and even more boring as a face.
Which is saying a lot.

Boring as fuck... To me that's a heel move.



And TNA, the dumb entrances, the lasers, the same arena, the same set setup, shitty announcing and only 2 sides of an 'arena' filled with dumbasses just comes off as SO FUCKING 2ND RATE.

How did ECW in a piece of shit building with about $36 in production values and $5000 in tables come off SO GODLY compared to TNA?

Oh yeah, because it WAS SO GODLY compared to TNA.

TNA is not even better than WCW Saturday Night on TBS was during the Jim Ross era. Stunning Steve Austin was a fucking great TV champ...



HOLY SHIT TNA, WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM? ARE YOU REALLY JUST AIMING FOR A TAX WRITE OFF?
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I watch Raw last night and think it's a mess.

Then I watch TNA play out, and it's a nightmare.

I really think they're wanting it to just die off at this point. They clearly have no interest in spotlighting the actual stars nor build up any new ones. It's a song stuck on repeat and it's awful.
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The only way this shit gets any better... Vince buys TNA before Wrestlemania.
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The only way this shit gets any better... Vince buys TNA before Wrestlemania.
That's better?



The only way this shit gets any better... Paul Heyman buys TNA & the WWE before Wrestlemania.

Now that's some extremely entertaining extremely fantasy booking.
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Subhuman Yeti wrote:
The only way this shit gets any better... Vince buys TNA before Wrestlemania.
That's better?
Sorry, I forgot to add the < sarcasm > tag.
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Space Bear wrote:The only way this shit gets any better... Vince buys TNA before Wrestlemania.
They really should have considered Paul Heyman for a creative overview position.
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Captain Morgan wrote:
Space Bear wrote:The only way this shit gets any better... Vince buys TNA before Wrestlemania.
They really should have considered Paul Heyman for a creative overview position.

They did, but he wanted complete control that they weren't willing to relinquish.
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